Everybody Loves Betty
Okay, okay, so let's fart about last night's Saggy Awards, but only because they honored Betty White as the greatest living organism in the known universe. Betty, whose delicious eyebrows are made out of melted caramel, was given the lifetime achievement award for entertaining us for the past 300 years (or something).
Unfortunately, Betty's partner in cheesecakery Rue McClanhan is currently laid up in her boudoir, so she was unable to attend. Instead, boring ass Sandra Bullock had to present Betty with the award. Above is Betty's speech. It's best if you watch it while sipping on a Cheesecake-tini on a rattan chair.
The other hos who walked away last night with a moldy dude statute included the usual suspects (i.e. Jeff Bridges, Mo'Nique, Alec Baldwin, Basterds etc... etc..). Click here for a full list.
And here's some pictures of a bunch of dresses you will see knock-off versions of at Windsor Fashions. In order: Joan Allen (wearing Brit Brit's dingle-covered weave as a necklace), Patricia Arquette, Drew Barrymore, drunk ass Mimi, Tina Fey, Jon Hamm with Jennifer Westfeldt, Christina Hendricks (who kept heart rates normal by covering up her coronary-inducing chichis), Kate Hudson, Diane Kruger, Glamberace, Sophia Loren, Gabourey Sidibe, Meryl Streep, Betty Betty, the cast of Glee, the cast of Mad Men, Mo'Nique and Nicole Kidman.
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Betty has the distinguished honor of uttering the all time best movie line in the history of cinema.
From Lake Placid;
If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it!
Where is birthday girl, Mariska Hargitay? Those bazumbas were looking full o' milk! Show me the tittays!
IS FAT THE NEW SKINNY ?!?!
Mimi did look really nice, but why the hell was Adam Lambert there? Why!?
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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.
Betty is da bomb! LOVE HER!
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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.
Betty is OK in our book, as is anyone who helps little citizens and is also a friend of doris day.
precious sucked...though some of the actors were good...like mariah carey...but not monique...but the film itself was a total let down...
I watched my SAG screener a few days ago and couldn't believe all
the buzz it got....of course one of the chief draws is
the lead actress since she isn't the sort to normally get a lead
in beauty and weight conscious hollywood...so that right there
sets it apart...but it had no NYC tension to it...totally contrived film...
and bullock winning another award? give me a break
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
(Sooory, double post!!!!)
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Submitted by BEAT on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 10:58pm.
Mimi and Nicole look... good???!!!
Hmm, yes, for the first time in years Nicole actually looks like a human being!!!!!
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Viva Betty!
And Jon Hamm's beard is hot (I mean HIS beard, not the lady in blue), I'd like to rub it all over my... uh... never mind...
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What's up with Granny Freeze? She has such an awkward pose? Where is her next kid?
What's up with Granny Freeze? She has such an awkward pose? Where is her next kid?
Mimi and Nicole look... good???!!!
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You can't stop the BEAT!
They didn't even show his mug on TV
I bet he was just wondering around there
but seriously Michael K has a girl crush on this douche and posts his feis on purpose
he so annoyinnnn...fuck!
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why is Glamberace there???
i mean just WHY?
ugh!
make him go away
Diane Kruger looks wonderful
I think Kate Hudson is gorgeous and put herself together very well
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 7:05pm.
Just gotta say again how AMAZING Diane Kruger looks....makes me want to JELLY H8 whilst slamming one H8RADE after another...but I can't cuz I'm transfixed by the purty.......
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Diane Kruger is gorgeous, and she did a great job in Basterds bringing that old Hollywood charm. The men in that movie get all of the credit, but I thought that she and the French girl were scene stealers.
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She really brings on the GORGE in a sea of fug...I didn't see IB, but I'm not surprised she stole scenes cuz bitch TOOK IT HOME @ this shindig...
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Did anyone notice you can see the taped boobie of the one girl from Glee in the group picture? Hun, you're supposed to tape both the boobie AND the dress!
Betty White rocks my world.
Patricia Arquette looks good for once.
Kate Hudson is a joke. I can't stand her either.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 7:05pm.
Just gotta say again how AMAZING Diane Kruger looks....makes me want to JELLY H8 whilst slamming one H8RADE after another...but I can't cuz I'm transfixed by the purty.......
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Diane Kruger is gorgeous, and she did a great job in Basterds bringing that old Hollywood charm. The men in that movie get all of the credit, but I thought that she and the French girl were scene stealers.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
LOVE Lea Michelle's dress!
Submitted by Echo27 on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 8:52pm.
Loved Christina Hendricks' dress, but hated the color on her. Also, her hair and makeup were a fright. As my mother would say, she looked like "who did it and ran". Whatever the hell that means!
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Who did it and ran???? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Awesome...MK will totally pick that up (as will I)....
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Betty rocks! What a classy lady. Some of those lame asses in the audience could take a lesson from her.
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Once I'm in, I own your heart"
Loved Christina Hendricks' dress, but hated the color on her. Also, her hair and makeup were a fright. As my mother would say, she looked like "who did it and ran". Whatever the hell that means!
Fuck Brangelina... I'm a Bettyloonie.
Poor Gabby! Who is dressing her? Joan Allen is just sad and needs a mirror. I guess Kate Hudson got the memo she looks good in white, 'cause that's all she wears now. Meryl Streep needs a stylist pronto!
Joan Allen: What were you thinking?
Mo'Nique: have you shaved your legs yet?
Betty: speaking of legs, nice gams!
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IT totally looks like everyone is wearing the same designer...except for Nicole who always looks lovely, even without her coke smears.
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The Stains Movie! ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC03__ow-aQ
Just gotta say again how AMAZING Diane Kruger looks....makes me want to JELLY H8 whilst slamming one H8RADE after another...but I can't cuz I'm transfixed by the purty....
I kinda like it that most these whores chose some ugly fuckin' dresses (again with the exception of Drew and Mo'Nique) cuz it's just more fun that way...'cept I feel bad for Joan Allen and Meryl Streep since I like them, but they bringin' on some FUG with those get-ups...Actually, though, imo it's just the print on Meryl's dress that's uber-fug. If that same dress were in a flattering solid color, she would have NAILED IT...but no one compares to Diane Kruger *hypnotized into trance by too much purty*...
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Brangelina Forever!
Kate Hudson just doesn't belong in Hollywood. Not even on TV...just not good enough. She's the silly girl who is a cashier at Walmart or Target. Nothing more.
Betty White is 85 and her hands look so young whilst Madge hands look horiddd.......smh
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Everyone who is saying these people looked like crap..as in hair, and makeup, don't forget it's was the worst weather (wind, and rain) in L.A. that day.
BTW--I love Betty White, what a great lady, and loved her speech.
I am not on the "i hate kate hudson" bandwagon. I think she looks hot and classy. I appreciate her and her mother.
Omg, Nicole with her red hair and CURLS. Love! She looks 10 years younger.
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It really was love at first hate. ~ MK
They coulda make a better dress for Gabby
Purple stands out and make her look "boxy"
Purple with black or heavy beads on top with some scarf or something
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Who dressed these people. They all have unflattering dresses, apart from Mimi. She looks slender for a change!
"I am on the "Hate Kate Hudson" train. I have always thoughts he was overrated....ANYONE could have played Penny Lane. It was a great part!"
GAH! Me too, ParisSL. Blergh. She seems SOOOO phony too. She was embarrassing me with her over the top mugging during the GG. It's weird because I lurve Kurt Russell and I've got nothing against Goldie Hawn, but man I can't stand Kate Hudson. I held an Oscar party the year she was nominated for AF, and when Marcia Gay Harden won instead, I shit you not, everyone in the room (15 of us) cheered as if had personally witnessed the winning goal in the 1980 U.S v. Russia Olympic Hockey Game at Lake Placid. (We all toddlers when the game actually took place, but I'm a MA native, so that's my go-to 'that was awesome' reference).
I think Nicole Kidman looked really good. Particularly her hair. I can't help it, but I secretly like her.
"The rest of these (with the exceptions of Drew Barrymore and, oddly enough, Mo'Nique) need to rehire their fired stylist because I refuse to believe any stylist came up with this level of fashion fuckery..."
Yeah, Monique look was very pretty, understated elegance. I thought she looked pretty good at the GGs too. But I definitely like her SAGs look more. I wonder what she'll wear for the Oscars?
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
Mariah looks great.....until you see Christina Hendricks.
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Betty classy,brassy, spunky I love her!
Christina, love the chichis covered up:like 2 melons gift-wrapped for Christmas.
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
Everybody's dress looks like garbage. Horrible.
Oh damn. Joan Allen fucked up her face so much shse now looks like Kirsten Dunst. And that's not a good thing.
Submitted by ginger_t on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 5:00pm.
Nicole, circa 1998.
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Is that good or bad? :)
I like her dress, but I'm not a huge sequin-lover.
I'm shocked that Mariah Carey looks... almost appropriately dressed.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
I would be SO pissed if I paid for a boob job and they ended up 2 feet apart on my chest.
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If they start sending freaks to jail, I’m guilty as charged.
I Love Betty White! I like how she played such a mean-girl/favorite child as the sister to Carol Burnett in "Mama's Family" and then did a complete turnaround and played the sweet/naive "Rose" on Golden Girls. I'm glad she's finally getting her props!
*Oh and I always admired the particular shade of blonde her hair was in "Golden Girls"...she's still the only actress I can think of whose type of blonde really looked good on her.
Betty looks good! I love her!
Kate Hudson looks FABULOUS!
I'm sorry but Sophia Loren ALWAYS looks trashy to me. Always. She could look so much better.
Nicole, circa 1998.
Drew Barrymore is not wearing a stitch of make-up...whoa...her dress is ok...a little much. But at least she looks completely different than she usually does.
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
It appears that everyone got the memo about wearing one sleeve dresses. Geez. Christina Hendricks looks wonked out without the chichis and overdone make-up. Like she doesn't know why she's there if she's not causing coronaries with her fantastic chichis. Mimi squeezed herself into that red dress, her shoulders and back look huge as usual.
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
Nice work Betty!! I am so lucky my grandma is just like her...minus the acting of course. ;)
Betty White rules! Brad Pitt needs to get with her to repair his damaged image.
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I am on the "Hate Kate Hudson" train. I have always thoughts he was overrated....ANYONE could have played Penny Lane. It was a great part!
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