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Any bitch who names his son Justin DIOR is obviously going to throw him a gaudy mess of a 16th birthday party. And that's exactly what Diddy did in NYC last night for his son Justin Dior Combs. The party was even shot for an upcoming episode of MTV's My Super Sweet 16, which should really change its title to The Future Monsters of America.
A million dollar birthday party filled with thrones and crowns (STAINS is not amused) was not enough for Diddy's angel. According to Page Six, Diddy bought Justin Dior his first car. No, it wasn't a '95 Tercel with 200,000 miles on it. Diddy gave his son a $360,000 Maybach complete with his own personal driver. The dealer must have been sold out of Louis Vuitton cars.
But the gift giving fuckery didn't stop there. Diddy also slipped $10,000 into Justin Dior's banking. Justin told reporters that he's going to wait to buy a diamond-encrusted Little Tree for his first car, because he's going to donate the $10,000 to Haiti.
And here's a few pictures from Justin Dior's Super Depressing 16, which included appearances by the whores of Jersey Shore, Nicki Minaj and Nermal from Garfield.
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Who you pointin' at, you mouth-breathing asshole?
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his son will be fine in about 6 years. hope he uses his wealth for good and doesn't become cocky asshole. if i saw lil kim on the street at night i'd definately cross to the other side. am i the only one who thinks pauly d could get it?the hair use 2 bother me but not even that can detract from his looks, nice face, cute smile, bangin body, i can almost understand that crazy jewish girl that follows him lol
was about to say what did jwoww do to her face? but after reading the comments...that's little kim. that makes sense even tho she doesn't even look like herself either. btw diddy is so disgusting.
WTF,Lil Kim?! Is she going for some kind of geisha look? Hello Kitty meets Gizmo? Maybe her whole house just has really bad lighting? I'd love to know what led up to that look. One thing is for sure, though, the person who sold her that make-up is a deeply troubled individual.
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Tacky new money. You can't buy class, although P.Diddle (or whoever he is this week) has obviously tried here. The whole "royalty" thing for these spoiled kids is just another reason the Age of Entitlement is upon us.
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I have no problem when the rich spend gobs of money on spectacles like this. It keeps the $ in circulation and lots of people earn a paycheck. But someone should send a memo to Diddy's house that when your boasting about a million $ party, 10K is a snot rag in comparison: commendable yet pitiful.
How classy can this party be if that ho scum, Snooky, is in the vicinity, even if for handing out toilet paper in the restroom?
OMG, Lil' Kim!!? Sweetie, you were so cute when you first came on the scene; just a lil' ball of fun and energy and yes, nastiness. How in the world does someone mutilate themselves over and over and not see it? Ugh!
I just noticed that DIOR is ROID spelled backwards.
Seems appropriate for these assholes.
Actually-I feel sorry for the kid.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 7:03pm.
Lil Kim is so ugly it hurts my eyeballs just to look at her, and the visual cortex inside my brain is permanently scarred.
I wish I believed in a deity so I could call upon it to save me from this hellish vision.
What has been seen cannot be UNSEEN!
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Why did she go and do her face like that??? She looks like she's wearing a scary mask. She really does. It wasn't like she was ugly before. It's like a friend of my Mom's once said. "It's all the people who don't need plastic surgery that get it done...It's hardly ever the ones that need it who actually do it"...Too often so true. Bitches when you is a cute ho, don't fuck wif yo' face. When you is fug, you got free reign on account of your fug....Have it it, knock yourself out, but cute bitches, leave that purty mug ALOOOOOOOONE!
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Submitted by WrathOGrapes on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 7:01pm.
I'm just wondering why that troll Snooki is there. Has no one informed her she's not a celebrity?
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Unfortunately, much as it pains me to say this, she is.
More of a curiosity, though, but we gotta be fair and accept that she is well into her 15 minutes.
Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...
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Lil Kim is so ugly it hurts my eyeballs just to look at her, and the visual cortex inside my brain is permanently scarred.
I wish I believed in a deity so I could call upon it to save me from this hellish vision.
What has been seen cannot be UNSEEN!
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Memories of the year that lies behind us
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I'm just wondering why that troll Snooki is there. Has no one informed her she's not a celebrity?
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looking at lil kim makes me want to cry. and i don't mean the laughing kind either.
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OMG when I saw the thumbnails I thought Lil Kim was Kim Kardashian.
Does Diddy have mom-jeans on?
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How did Diddy twist his butt to be in the front?
OMG Why Diddy?? WHY??? U killing me..
I remember when Misa and Diddy were a couple. Had baby Justin in Biggie's Juicy video..Cute kid but Diddy, this is all I need now. My son turned 16 in Nov and all I did was give him $150 and took him out to dinner with family..
My son is walking by me with an evil side glaring..I'm terrified.. And my son is bitching about a car..All he got is a bus pass..Oh well..
Lil' Kim's face has crossed over, now she needs to live as a chaste white woman and write a book called "White Like You".
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The future monsters of America is a better name for the show. Diddy must have a teeny tiny pecker for him to keep reminding the public about how rich he is. YAWN!
My 1992 tercel with 186,000 miles on it was the best car ever...a million dollar birthday party cannot live up to the memories I had of trying to get into that thing in February and the doors were frozen shut.
new money so gross
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$360,000 cars, diamond encrusted trees, $10,000 in the bank, earthquake in Haiti........
yeah, yeah..that's great........
But after looking at the photo gallery, all I can focus on right now is the fucking harrowing sight of Little Kim's "face" .
I'm gonna have friggin' nightmares for weeks now! Thanks alot!
Seriously. Lil Kims face. The fuck??
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wtf?
I know it's all very wasteful and sometimes tasteless, but those Sweet 16 parties are so fun to watch! I'm part of the problem now, I know, sorry.
I had one myself and it was so much fun, I definitely wasn't an out of control monster though.
This is really disgusting in light of the earthquake in Haiti. Sitting some sixteen year old sprog spawn on a throne? Just such bad taste, seriously. & I've seen some seriously bad shit in seriously bad taste in 51 years.
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 2:36pm.
FTA: The party was even shot for an upcoming episode of MTV's My Super Sweet 16, which should really change its title to The Future Monsters of America.
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Gawd. They were right when they first called MTV "Empty V"
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That's like an old man's car, sure he didn't pick that out
goog God in heaven what happened to Lil KIm...whoa...more reasons to avoid nipping, tucking and chopping...bitch looks horrific...truly like a horror movie come to life! HOld me, I am scared!!!
When ones offspring become naught but an extension of your own ego....God help you and us all....."Future Monsters Of America" indeed MK thank you for succinctly putting this. Future Monsters of the world as every wannabe lil twit will watch this shit on MTV feel inadiquate and be stealing your car, robbing your own offspring for a cellphone and taking drugs to take it out on us all soon and in yr town.
FUCK YOU DIDDY AND YOUR MATERIALISTIC MORALLY BANKRUPT PIG PEOPLE. TAKE YR "I AM KING" Cock wipe and shove it up yr ass.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
1. That is Diddy's 1st biological chile with Misa Hylton Brim. Who is of mixed decent hence Justin looking just like her. Quincy Combs is Al B Sure's son with Kim Porter who Diddy takes care of as his own.
2. While this party is extrvagant at least money was donated to Haiti and I'm pretty sure Diddy donated more from his pocket also.
3. His son is a cutie pie hair and all.
4. He might be an effed up business man. But at least he takes care of all 6 of his children!!!
FTA: The party was even shot for an upcoming episode of MTV's My Super Sweet 16, which should really change its title to The Future Monsters of America.
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oh i take that back. i just looked at his hair. disgusting use of jheri curl.
his son is actually attractive.
how could anyone read the "nermal" comment and not laugh so hard a fart slipped out? i did.
Guess this means Diddy is the best father in the world. not.
Awesome-ness. Probably a half a million for cupcakes and fanta; 350,000 for a fucking car and 10K for Haiti. Way to have your priorities straight.
And why are boys having sweet sixteens, exactly? If you want to celebrate your coming of age then convert to Judaism or get a sex change in middle school like any normal child.
OMG Is lil kim tryna turn herself into Michael Jackson!?! It's not a good idea.
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Agreed. As Charlie Chaplin said, there's nothing worse than getting accustomed to luxury. Well, there is- poverty like there is in Haiti. WOuldn't it have been wonderful if Diddy spent the millions he spent on that low class, noveau riche, tacky party for his arrogant, entitled little 16 yr old (you can just tell by the look on his face that he is) on Haiti disaster relief? Or to feed the millions of kids around the world that starve every day? Fucking douche bag. This world is going to hell in a handbasket.
Submitted by squiggles on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 12:29pm.
Wait. Isn't the excitement about getting a car for your 16th about getting to DRIVE it all by yourself? As if this kid doesn't already have a car & driver cart him around wherever he wants. Obviously, this is not about his son. This party is ALL about Diddy and his enormous ego. I wonder if his kid senses this in some way.
IMO, spoiling kids so much is actually depriving them b/c they don't get to experience all the usual milestones that kids always remember. After a party like this, what's he supposed to look forward to?
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This is such fucking bullshit.
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Izzat Lil Kim in the 2nd row of photos?! Holy shit, she's beyond frightening.
can someone please explain what, in the name of fuckery, happened to lil kim?!?
I have so much to say, yet I don't even know what to say about this travesty.
oh, that's Misa Hilton's kid, not Kim Porter. Misa's a ho then. And Kim is still a ho.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 12:01pm.
He is the black K-Fed (God Bless you Britney).
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How? At least Diddy was able to have some hit songs back in the day and his clothing business had a hey day. In fact, the women he knocks up seem to only let him near the vag area BECAUSE Diddy is a walking wallet.
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wow Tequila, that IS al b's son!
I didn't think he looked like Padoody either. Bitch shouldve gotten a paternity test, Kim is a HO