Monday, January 25th 2010
The Butler Did It Again...And Again...And Again...
In the course of a 24-period, Gerard Butler's tongue finds itself pressed up against everything from Jennifer Aniston's teefs to a glazed donut hole (do with that what you will). The Butler tongue fucks everything and anything. The manwhore is like a chihuahua with cotton mouth. It's The Butler way!
So it's no surprise that during a stroll with his friends in Venice yesterday, Gerry tasted the saliva of a lady violinist just minutes after meeting her on the street. Since it was such a magically romantic moment, another violinist serenaded the lovebirds. And after Gerry skipped away from his latest victim, a tube of Zovirax dropped into the lady violinist's hands. Someone is looking out for her.
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I'd do him! Even with the paunch, he's one sexy guy.
I hate to admit it, but this is making me feel ever-so-slightly aroused.
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I like boring things.
The Butler's so hott I'd make out with him too!
I know Gerard Butler's movies sucked lately, but is he really worthy of getting the shit kicked out of him on DListed. Come on, we need you guys to bust Miley Cyrus's balls. C'MON!
I applaud him for wearing the appropriate number to match his maturity level. He is cute tho.
This doesn't bother me at all. Gerards a free spirit. Why the heck should he pass up a beautiful woman?! She wins, and he does too from their little exchange. As horny as most men are, I sincerely believe that any man who says he woudn't act like this if he were in Gerards position is either lying, or has too much damn estrogen in his blood.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 2:24pm.
whooo lord, that avi. bitches in the bronx with that stare patented, sayin, "um , excuuuusse me!"....hotdamn!
OT: GB is livin' on up to the 2010 skankification standards. This is going to be one hotmesshell of a year.
fuck! where's my violin!?!?!?
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Danny: [slaps Bandy]
Archie: No, no, no, NO. Come on, do it properly with the back of the right hand.
I wonder if I did that, what would happen?
*grabbing random girl off the street...now getting kicked in the nuts*
Yea, that's what I thought.
*limping away*
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
ewwwww. My gross-shit-o-meter is going through the roof. tonguing random street performers now, are we ???
I like a guy with standards, thank you LOL
A thick scarf track jacket and shorts ?
The guy is a grade A schmuck.
where the hell is that so i can get a random fuckin' kiss?
@ VitaminF
Totally agree with you, he looks like a smelly bloated farting belching type. And I like them clean-shaven.
Yes, I'm picky picky ;-)
Gerard is a horny slut!
What is that whale wearing?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Ass grabbing too? What a playa! But i would not hit it, he is too fat for me. I guess he belches and burps and farts during u know what ;-)
I used to think he was teh sexy, but he's just gross. Dude, keep it in your pants, or rather mouth.
Submitted by Pamela on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 3:08pm.
What the fuck is she wearing?
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Gerard Butler.
All over.
Like a cheap and flea-ridden suit.
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
How does he know he's not going to get herpes from her, huh?
Now that I'm old and thankfully passed through my promiscuous stage unscathed, I shudder at the diseases that are getting passed around out there. I swear, if Mr. Hekki and I break up, I will remain chaste for the next 18 years. Then my next fuck candidate will have to undergo rigorous testing. No lie.
What the fuck is she wearing?
~Pamela~
Submitted by carefreea on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 2:33pm.
Ewww, I'm so disappointed that he's Scottish. They aren't usually such utter wankers.
God, my English is rubbish today.
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Not really - considering you even NOTICED that! I had to go look twice to see what you were talking about;p...actually on THIRD look, I see that it was worse than I thought. It's me. I'm braindead. ♪Pardon me...♫
♥ Threadkilla!
The Stains Movie! ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC03__ow-aQ
gah...gerard will put his mouth on anything won't he...
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what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."
OMG Plecostomus' picture is killing me over here!
Is this violinist bitch in her stocking feet? Her legging's tag is bugging the fuck out of me.
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His hair looks like a merkin that got scared out of its wits, but then everything was okay. --Centaurious
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 2:25pm.
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This is also true but of British guys, they're generally fairly well behaved. Or least they are when I've been up there.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
there's no rule that says he can't have dinner with Chestica one night and make out with random strangers on the streets of Venice the next day...everything is possible. And I seriously doubt that one dinner date is enough for this man-whore to commit to anyone...male or female. Didn't he admit he was bi a while back?
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"Your spunk is funkyyyy!" - Samantha Jones
is there blood dripping down his left leg?
He is like the male version of Lohan only he works. The diseases he probably has are staggering.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 2:30pm.
Truly, that's the least of her worries. I think the tongue sticking into her mouth is of greater concern.
Or hey, maybe GB pushed his tongue so far into her mouth the tags just *POP* pushed out?
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Indeed. Gerry just has that effect on the ladies, though not typically w/ violin accompaniment.
ewwww!
nice white tags lady, she purposely has them hanging out to match her nasty white shoes.
Like with John Mayer, once you get a whiff of their douche personality, they lose their appeal for me.
The dude looks like he smells.
look at her shoes.. and the tag sticking out of her tights (which she shouldn't be wearing)... and the hat... and playing the violin for change! wtf.
Do.Not.Think.He's.Cute.At.All
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
* e-mails Electronic Arts about creating "The Stinkmaster" video game* ***********************************************************************************************
My first purpose in life is bring joy and comfort to those I love, after that I'm just here to annoy folks.
Is that actually him? I mean, I totally believe he's a whore, but that doesn't completely look like him...
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Submitted by squiggles on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 2:21pm.
Um, are there tags sticking out the back of her pants? Not classy!
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Truly, that's the least of her worries. I think the tongue sticking into her mouth is of greater concern.
Or hey, maybe GB pushed his tongue so far into her mouth the tags just *POP* pushed out?
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A Dlisted Public Service Announcement: http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
Is that money in the back of her pants or a pack of cigs?
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"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist." ShitMyDadSays on Facebook
The last shred of respect I had for him is officially gone; what a man whore he is...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
These type of drunkards are entertaining for a while until they start pissing and shitting in their pants.
I'd be handing that shit out, too. GET ALL YOU CAN GERRY-BOY!! HHHHHRRRRMMMMPHHH!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Maybe he was trying to get the sensation back in his tongue after kissing Jennifer Aniston
Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 2:21pm.
He will just hand that shit out, huh?
What a loving person he is.
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And now you're tryna figure out how to get close to him, arentcha?;p
♥ Threadkilla!
The Stains Movie! ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC03__ow-aQ
Submitted by carefreea on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 2:24pm.
Ewww, I'm so disappointed that he's Scottish. They're usually aren't such utter wankers.
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Speaking from experience, I have to say that I'm pretty sure that depends on what part of Scotland they're from.
♥ Threadkilla!
The Stains Movie! ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC03__ow-aQ
You jelliz h8erz.
Gerry just wants to spread the love.
And herp.
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
Raul tips his cap to G.B. aka "The Stinkmaster" ***********************************************************************************************
My first purpose in life is bring joy and comfort to those I love, after that I'm just here to annoy folks.
He evidently had dinner with Jessica Simpson the other night.
What a horn dog.
Ewww, I'm so disappointed that he's Scottish. They aren't usually such utter wankers.
God, my English is rubbish today.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
It's been reported that he was canoodling with Jessica Simpson just yesterday. I call Shenanagins somewhere.
Fiddle music must turn him on. Run for yer life Alison Krauss.
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You smiled, you smiled,Oh and then the spell was cast and here we are in heaven for you are mine....At Last
Christ, I thought MK was exaggerating in his posts about this guy but he really seems to be the ultimate manwhore. This is just too tacky....
Um, are there tags sticking out the back of her pants? Not classy!
He will just hand that shit out, huh?
What a loving person he is.
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.