Afternoon Crumbs
Keith Richards swears off the booze, the alcohol industry prepares for bankruptcy - Holy Moly!
Karina Smirnoff always wears full make-up and matching accessories when she hits the beach - Egotastic!
HoHan is really keeping busy - Hollywood Tuna
John Edward is a big dick in more ways than one, allegedly - Towleroad
Sad news about Nancy Kerrigan, and it doesn't involve Tonya Harding - Just Jared
Why is Dakota Fanning posing with some homeless hustler? - Popsugar
Hope for Haiti raised $57 million - Lainey Gossip
Kiki still looks like she regularly gives blow jobs to chainsaws (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Avatwat - Cityrag
Snooki won't roll out of the tanning bed for $10,000 an episode - I'm Not Obsessed
The producers of A View from the Bridge must have handed out Ecstasy pills at the door - Celebitchy
I will never look at a Slim Jim the same way again - ICYDK
Can't wait for the oil wrestling match between Gay Fish and Peta - Hollywood Rag
Kamel Ouali is awesome - SOW
Kristen Stewart needs to take pole dancing lessons from Noah Cyrus - Socialite Life
Emma Watson puts on her best TaylorMomsenface - Popoholic
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Never liked Kerrigan either, Hockey Fan.
I'm sorry for Nancy Kerrigan's father and family but I hate that horse faced bitch. And no, I'm not Tonya Harding.
aw i like emma watson she looks likes me when i was young.... sigh to be young again
Karina Smirnoff always wears full make-up and matching accessories when she hits the beach.
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so... there's nothing wrong with that. THERE IS A REASON THEY MAKE WATERPROOF COSMETICS. it's bad enough my body will look like shit, I don't need the face to match.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 4:20pm.
Hope for Haiti raised $57 million. To which Kanye said " Haiti, Imma let you finish but the Tsunami was the greatest disaster of all time!"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Speaking of stoners, funny quote on TextsFromLastNight:
"Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; 'eat this if we're invaded'... I'm never getting stoned again."
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Looks like a roach clip clipped to Keith Richards ear. Ouch. He is a tough old bastard.
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How is Keith Richards still alive??? I mean, a alpha rat breeding with an alpha roach could not produce a creature more impervious to toxins...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!! MY EYES!!!
Michael, seriously?? You couldn't have given even a small warning before posting that picture of Donatella?? Jesus.
She looks like diarrhoea in a bikini.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!! MY EYES!!!
Michael, seriously?? You couldn't have given even a small warning before posting that picture of Donatella?? Jesus.
She looks like diarrhoea in a bikini.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
#1 - think he found those teeth at a party? I have a feeling they're not his own, and yet he still manages to get that guyliner on ... and stay alive
Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 5:48pm.
SO many crumbs and so many questions:
- Why is that cracked leather bag billed as Donatella Versace when it's obvious is not her?
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That leathery Italian countess must be her stunt double.
Why wasn't the cum blue in the Avatar sex scene?
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It should've been, what with the big blue balls Jake Sully endured waiting to entangle braids with virtual Zoey Saldana.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 4:20pm.
Hope for Haiti raised $57 million. To which Kanye said " Haiti, Imma let you finish but the Tsunami was the greatest disaster of all time!" ******************************************************************************
HAHA!
I view the Jersey Shore bunch as ballbags, but MTV is caught at its own game here. Tv has made so much money over the last decade with reality TV that demands no script writing, no budget, no artistry and a lot of fame-hungry people to exploit/make fun of... So it's time the table turns.
Plus if Snooki doesnt get the pay rise, we can all look forward to the launch of her first fragrance, so it's a win-win situation for all of us, really.
As I scrolled down to look at the picture, the hair made me think it was going to be SuBo.
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"I'm just going to stop at the 24-hour donut shop and then go home."
"What are you depressed about? Or celebrating?"
SO many crumbs and so many questions:
- Why is that cracked leather bag billed as Donatella Versace when it's obvious is not her? Or did Donatella have more plastic surgery lately to make herself unrecognizable? She looks more like Lohan in another 10 years.
- How can we be sure that Edwards is not using a dick double? anything can be faked on camera too...even big cocks.
- why can Keith Richards get better dentures with all the money he has? Florence Henderson can hook him up with a good pair.
- Why are they negotiating with the same guidos for Jersey Shore? I thought a new group of skanks will be brought for every season like they do on the Real World. Now that they are all famous it will be as boring as the Hills...not that it was that hilarious to begin with.
- Why wasn't the cum blue in the Avatar sex scene?
- Does Karl Lagerfeld even know who Kanye is?
And I hope Kanye and PETA are enemies forever so that he doesn't get naked for one of their ads. That will make people blind.
8====================> (_*_)
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"Your spunk is funkyyyy!" - Samantha Jones
I read that crap about the cast of the Jersey Shore. They seriously have sawdust in their brains to think that they are worth all that money. MTV can bring in a hotter and more interesting cast then those yokels at half the price.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 3:55pm.
Nancy Kerrigan's dad passed away and the PoPo are questioning her brother, he allegedly beat him up, or something.
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Maybe they need to question Tanya Harding for beating (or hiring someone to beat) the elder Kerrigan!
I don't get why people dislike Kirsten Dunst so much, even though this site has converted me into a hater of many stars. Sure she looks shabby sometimes but I thinks it's cool that she's fine with being pasty white and not having "perfect" set of teeth. At least she doesn't seem to be much of a famewhore...
John is an obvious homosexual who, like our ex-husband, has a look that says: sizemeat.
Link please to photos for verificatia!
I heard someone interviewed on the radio and he showed step by step what a faker John Edward is. So I watched his show to see if I could spot the fakery using the tells the radio guys used and I could. Total fake. He's a fakir.
So, is what Amber Rose is wearing considered fashionable?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Loosy: nope, never met him but another friend went to one of his shows and said it was very fake, I used to watch him on tv sometimes, is he even on anymore?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Frroarrrwww.....Donatella! My EYES!!!
Good that I never sun tan! Or do plastic surgery. Or be mentally unstable. Good good.
Loozer, I did, too, until I found out what a douchebag he is! Snowy, hook us up with John! I need a reading!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Hope for Haiti raised $57 million. To which Kanye said " Haiti, Imma let you finish but the Tsunami was the greatest disaster of all time!" ***********************************************************************************************
My first purpose in life is bring joy and comfort to those I love, after that I'm just here to annoy folks.
snowy, it would not be as enjoyable without snooki, but, bitch please. you better take that money and STFU.
and fuck you Lindsey. I want to drop kick this whore in her uterus. One of my friends got into a twitter fight (lol) with her the other night when the Hope for Haiti Telethon was on, and since she was bitter for not getting invited, she was tweeting about her leggings line and complaining that there was nothing to good to watch on tv (LOL) what a cunt!!!
That's not Donatella; it's this woman here that seems to get mistaken for her quite frequently...
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/12/24/donatella-versace-is-a-bikini-ba...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
donatella = mrs. ex-jack-n-the-sack in a few years. HAAAAAAAA!!! HAAAAAAAAA!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Hey Blohan, got meth?
Eileenie, I like both John Edwards. Well, I liked the politician one until recently.
Snowy, have you met him? I have one of his books. It would totally freak me out if I met him and he started telling me all about my dead loved ones.
There was anothter famous Jonathan Edwards before these two:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbHBLh1uImQ&feature=related
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41zVDpnjgtL._SL290_.jpg
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You smiled, you smiled,Oh and then the spell was cast and here we are in heaven for you are mine....At Last
ScarJo will be totally dumpy by the time she's 30. SHe already has nasty pudgy hands and her face is too big.
LOL @ snowy!!!
Cool. And after we're done braiding each other's hair we can have milkshakes and tell ghost stories.
SLUMBER PARTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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Donatella is fucking frightening.
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But everyday I told myself good things would happen soon
'cause I knew that I was going to be a legend in my living room
- Annie Lennox
*braids my hair with pleccy!*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
OH MY FUCKING GOD
DONATELLA!!!! and those funbags are sooooo fake looking beneath all the jerkyness
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Nice black cancer spot on your tongue, Keith.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 3:55pm.
So, why'd they cut the Avatar sex scene, if there was no actual sex?
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Uhm, actually, M.E., I think Cameron faded the scene to black or cut away to a radioactive orchid or something when Jake Sully & Neytiri were starting to get jiggy wid it.
The intertwining of those tentacly thingies on the ends of their braids was, uhm, more of a *ICK* soul kiss rather than actual hot blue monkey sex. It's like when Sandra Bullock "had sex" with Sylvester Stallone in "Demolition Man" with that weird headgear thingy. A literal mindfuck.
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Bottom-feeder.
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WTF is ScarJo wearing!?!??!?!?!?!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
John Edwards is the biggest douchebag out here right now. I love how he headed off to Haiti to "help" the same day Maury read the DNA results. That Donatella Versace picture = *puke gag puke faint*.
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I am not a pussy.
LOL looosey, one of my friend's cousins is married to him
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Ok, we know Lohan is seriously delusional, because she loves to see herself in pictures. GF looks fucking horrible, and thinks she is still gorgeous.
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But everyday I told myself good things would happen soon
'cause I knew that I was going to be a legend in my living room
- Annie Lennox
LOL @ Loozer. I love John Edwards!!
*hangs head in shame*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
TOKIO HOTEL , I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but the Black Eyed Peas are 100% better than you
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Karina Smirnoff is FUUUUUUUUUUUGLY!!!
Fuck those Jersey Shore idiots! Give them ZERO. That is what they deserve!
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But everyday I told myself good things would happen soon
'cause I knew that I was going to be a legend in my living room
- Annie Lennox
there was sex in avatar?
the guy is hot! FUCK YOU JAMES CAMERON I BETTA BE GETTIN IT ON A BLUE RAY!
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
wow grandpa, what big CRACKS you have
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
A glimpse at John Edward's Penis:
http://nevadamagazine.com/images/articles/John_Edward_main.jpg
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You smiled, you smiled,Oh and then the spell was cast and here we are in heaven for you are mine....At Last
Snooki is not replaceable!!!!!!
Sammi is 100 % replaceable!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Nancy Kerrigan's dad passed away and the PoPo are questioning her brother, he allegedly beat him up, or something.
And I don't like toofy Kerrigan anyway.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.