Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
All the talk this week will be about Goat and Pillow, but as they weren’t married, this is just a breakup and division of assets, both live and inanimate.
Far more complex and interesting is the ongoing saga of Chip and Grin, who are now living completely apart with a new agreement signed and sealed. She has the kid/s full time, which was a major triumph for her. Where did she get so much leverage? She found out that her marriage isn’t valid in the US and that Grin is planning on abetting a criminal pal (and alleged lover) of his out of the country and into a private love shack. (Blind Gossip)
Brad? St. Angie? Stepford Katie? Tommy Girl? The End.
Which A-list married actor got overexcited filming a love scene with a much younger starlet? The director was forced to pull the actor aside and order him to calm himself down after he made the young actress "extremely uncomfortable." (Page Six)
Since there's a lot of rumors going around that the blood rushes to Ben Affleck's peen at the mention of Blake Lively's name, I'll go with them.
Which gay star switched sides after hooking up with a female co-star? The bloke in question let the wine do the talking at the National Television Awards afterparty, where he scored with the skinny woman. (Daily Mirror)
Based on who was at the NTAs, I'll guess Brian Friedman, Bruno Tonioli or Joe McElderry. If it was Bruno, I don't think he was making out with the woman. He was probably just making out with her FABULOUS rhinestone gown.
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I know I'm tardy for the party here, but has no one thought Kelly Preston and John Travolta for the Chip and Grin? I don't really know how the nicknames fit but damn,t he man is gayer than Christmas and they got married in Paris (I think). Although the argument that Tom and Katie's marriage isn't legal bc of the mayor is a great guess.
I wanted to guess Posh and Becks for it but I know that skinny bitch made sure ALL the legalities were in place for the Royal Wedding.
Definitely Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren for the first blind item - chip is a golf term and NordeGREN.
First one: Definitely Gwyneth Paltrow(Gwynny) and Chris Martin(Chip).
Not sure on the others..
Chip and Grin could be Tommygirl and Katiebot.
He's always grinning like a jackass on hallucinogens and she has a programming 'chip' in her courtesy of L.Ron.
I just don't know who "chip" is. Strange nickname. I doubt it's Katie Holmes. Chip is a nickname for Christopher or Charles.
Submitted by carefreea on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 6:01pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 5:18pm.
Indeed but wasn't it also something to do with the fact if they reached their 10yr anniversary, he'd have to pay her even more if they divorced.
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You are 100% correct. He dumped her before it got too expensive for him-- it just solidified for me what a little turd he is in real life.
You know, I never really bought into the gay rumors about him 100% (mostly because I just didn't care) but a daughters friend who is a hostess at a big club in Hollywood (and no, she's not sleeping with Tiger:-) swears up and down it is just a given fact in L.A. I also really don't care now either, but he obviously uses these women and as much as Katie probably knows it, I wonder if Nicole has any idea, even right before the end.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 5:18pm.
carefreea - Tom and Nicole were together just shy of 10 years.
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That's true. Tom also left Nicole, she didn't leave him-- she was reported to be completely shocked when it happened.
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Indeed but wasn't it also something to do with the fact if they reached their 10yr anniversary, he'd have to pay her even more if they divorced :
"The result could be expensive for Cruise.
If it is proved that the couple were really together for 10 years or more, California law states that the assets of the marriage be divided equally.
That could mean a settlement even greater than the $100m that Amy Irving took with her after her divorce from Steven Spielberg with in 1989"
from the BBC.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
@Balienciaga: There is no question in my mind, that Angie is a heroin addict. It's definitely not pot, coke, or alcohol. She can't be emaciated if she is boozing, and therefore doesn't. Heroin takes away your hunger, I think, when you are high.
I hope Kate is Chip but I doubt it. No one is ever going to catch Tom Cruise in the act. He spends lots of time and money making sure of it.
I don't think the older ,horny, guy is Affleck. Affleck is not a-list, is he?
This was published the day after the TomKat wedding:
The mayor of the Italian town where Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes married yesterday insists their union is not legal, because she was not present at the event.
Bracciano mayor Patrizia Riccioni claims no legal documentation was filed by Cruise, who, in addition to wanting a Scientology wedding, has been married twice before and therefore would have needed Riccioni to officiate the marriage.
As Scientology rites are not legally recognized in Italy, they must be preceded or followed by a civil ceremony.
Riccioni tells British newspaper News of the World, "The wedding is not recognized by Italian law. For that to happen, I would have to be there."
cute lil billy goat. I think Chip is Katiebot...(for computer chip) and Grin is that asshole Tommy Girl cause he always has that I am insane smile on his face and his boyfriend David Miscavige is a total criminal. It says the Grin is getting a love shack for HIS criminal "friend" totally Tommy Girl!!
OMG I might have figured out a blind item.
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If they start sending freaks to jail, I’m guilty as charged.
kacky - there's some golf term called Chip Shot, too. I think, anyway. My dad was a golfer when I was a kid, but I didn't really pay that much attention to him.
pleccy - there's an old movie of Angie's on cable now, Hackers & she is HOT in that one - she just has more meat on her & her face doesn't look so sucked in. Total shame.
That goat! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I don't know who the blinds are. I suck at those. But that goat! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I hope MK is right on both accounts for #1.
No clue about the other two items.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 7:11pm.
Ah, well. Them there's the breaks.
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Or as my idol Stymie would say "Them's brakes what is brakes". Yes, I mean brakes.
If anyone gets that really vague "Little Rascals" reference, I will be quite impressed.
Pleco...I think shes been a druggie for years, even before Gia and Girl Interrupted...
She looks like she shoots up...wonder where, she has some huge ass veins.
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I think Angie's been a heavy druggie for quite sometime. I don't chalk up her current boniness to anorexia or anything like that.
What a shame. I thought she was smokin' hot during her Tomb Raider/Mr. & Mrs. Smith period.
Ah, well. Them there's the breaks.
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Is Angie Jo a heroin addict or what? Ive always thought so. She adopts so she can drug, and when she had her own, she had them out of the country or they would have been taken away fucking fast as hell here...
Im sure Ill have TerriAnn on my ass, but does anyone else think the same? How can she be a hypocrite to BillyGoat and yet be a druggie herself. Oh yes...I forgot the Queen rules...
**Time flies when you're a drunken whore.** Michael K
Submitted by chica robotica on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 6:27pm.
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He's one seriously shady dude.
I thought Elin and Tiger for chip & grin at first too. . .but I can see Tom as Grin and Kate as Chip too. The crimal for Tiger could be one of his ho'bags. The criminal for Tom is that David Miscavige guy maybe?
I don't think it's Ben since he's director of the film Blake is in.
Last one I have no clue.
I'm truely interested in more on this goat and pillow bid'nez.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 6:07pm.
Thanks. I've heard the name in relation to scientology but had no idea about anything criminal in regard to him. Now I'm doing "research" and reading a bit about him. Scary individual. Human trafficking?
ETA: The human trafficking law suit filed against him in Nov 09 reads like child labor and slavery.
Well, Affleck is directing the picture he's in with Blake so unless he's doing the split personna/talking to himself schtick...it's not him...though I wouldn't blame him because she's hot. And, by all rumors, she's agreeable to whatever is going on.
Good for Katie. I'm happy for her.
I don't think it can be Tiger and Elin because her getting custody of the kids would be expected, not a triumph.
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oo0000 Kacky - you're good! Tiger and Elin were married on some island.
Submitted by chica robotica on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 5:39pm.
I'm willing to believe #1 is Tom & Katie -- but who is the criminal pal Tom is abetting? Just a detail I wouldn't mind knowing.
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David Miscavige. BIg Wig of the CO$
is Ben Afleck still considered A-list?
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 5:18pm.
carefreea - Tom and Nicole were together just shy of 10 years.
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That's true. Tom also left Nicole, she didn't leave him-- she was reported to be completely shocked when it happened.
Every person involved in $cientology is a criminal in my opinion.
I'm willing to believe #1 is Tom & Katie -- but who is the criminal pal Tom is abetting? Just a detail I wouldn't mind knowing.
kacky - WHY YES IT COULD...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Couldn't Chip and Grin be Tiger and Elin? As in CHIPping golf balls and NordeGREN (grin) ? Where were they married?
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If they start sending freaks to jail, I’m guilty as charged.
The first blind item all but confirms brangelina split. And, the second part of the first one is Katie and Cruise. The day brangelina announce their split, the internet will explode. Hope you all are ready for the invasion of the loons.
Have no clue about the other two/
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Same here Pleco, but it wont be her...it will be her parents or something like that. God, I just saw a pic of Cruise's mom. She is one ugly mouth full of choppers...ugh.
And after reading about the scientology religon a bit yesterday and NOT even going in depth, I cannot even fathom how one could beloieve in it one fucking shred. What is wrong with people???
Fuck...
**Time flies when you're a drunken whore.** Michael K
carefreea - Tom and Nicole were together just shy of 10 years.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 5:07pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 5:05pm.
HUH?????
Huh what? :-) Who said they can't be #1? Hee.
I thought KatieBot insisted on a Catholic wedding?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
While I'm happy for the stupid KatieBot, I now wonder how long before she "kills" herself and is "found" by a "shocked, saddened, and devastated" Scieno.
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Of course 1 is TomKat but I thought she has to do at least 5 years, particularly after Kidman left him etc. For his image etc.
As for 3, I'd be amazed if Joe McElderry shagged either Cheryl Cole or Dannii Minogue but I'd agree he's gay as the day is long. Must be someone else.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
When Nic and Keith got married, she was asked how she was able to have a Catholic ceremony. Nicole said that the Catholic Church did not recognize the Scientology ceremony she had with Tom. When Katie and Tom got married, they did not have a civil ceremony which is the law in most of Europe. Church ceremonies are not legally recognized. Tom and Katie ain't legally married.
Ok, I just re-read the 1st Blind, it's referring to two seperate couples, Goat and Pillow, never married (Brangelina)
Chip and Grin = Tommy Girl and Katiebot.
did tomkat get married in italy or some shit?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
M.E. You are correct. MK already gave it away that its not Angie Jo and Billy Goat Brad for #1. They werent ever married...
Tommy has him a new man! Katie Bot's dad is a lawyer, so Im sure thats how she got her leverage.
I hope she and her family have gone underground from the COS.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 5:05pm.
HUH?????
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Pillow=Big Lips=Angelina
It says they were never married
Clean that grinning bastard out, KatieBot!!!
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Hey, where were the Obamas married......?
Angie has never been referred to as Pillow, Katie has, due to the pregnancy pillow thing. And chip is in reference to her being a robot thanks to the COS.
Apparently, I still suck at blind items...Tom and Katie for number one...oh, nevermind...i'm retarded.
Bitch, thats hilarious! I wish I had that speedy of fingers...
Lynniepoo~ is your avie your puppy?
#1 I wanna know who the criminal Luvah is!
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