The Sienna Miller Of Vegans
Page Six is accusing the all-knowing, all-perfect Natalie Portman of taking a sledgehammer to a ballet dancer's happy home and snatching him away to hump pesticide-free turnips with her in the garden. Or whatever the hell she's into.
A source is saying that Natalie's vag has been pirouetting on Benjamin Millepied's peen since the fall. Natalie and 32-year-old Benjamin met on the set of The Black Swan. Benjamin, who is a member of New York City Ballet, is one of the movie's choreographers.
According to this source (aka a juicy steak), Benjamin was living with his girlfriend while he was dating Natalie. The source added, "They've been dating since the fall, although she told friends that she hasn't gone public with it because she was waiting to see if things got serious. But the real reason she was quiet about things is that Ben had a live-in girlfriend of three years when they met. She was a ballerina at the American Ballet Theater. She had been talking about marrying him and was blindsided by the split. She moved out right after New Year's Eve."
I'm giving Natalie too much credit. There's no way her vagina can charm a snake out of its pot by humming "There's a place in France." Only my homewrecky hero Sienna Miller can do that. Natalie didn't wreck any home. Benjamin's life was probably too exciting, so he decided to bore it down a bit by hanging out with that limp rutabaga.
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I never had any real opinion on her, but she wasn't a nice person on "Top Chef." Instead of being an ambassador for a vegan lifestyle, making it accessible for folks, she acted like the Princess and the Damn Pea. If anyone was on the fence and debating a change, she pretty much scared them off. "Even skilled chefs from some of America's top restaurants are not able to cook a pleasing vegan meal!" Way to make vegan seem daunting, bitch.
Unless it's a place she owns (and maybe even then), her attitude likely ensures that her vegan meals contain some errant mammal ingredients, like "Earwax of Busboy" or "Spit of Line Cook."
Worse yet, her restaurant tip on The Daily Beast carried a photo of her captioned, "Actress and Director, Philanthropist and Humanitarian." Humanitarian? Really? We just get to call ourselves that now, as a kind of title, if we so desire? Even if The Daily Beast came up with that humdinger, you know she's been out there to give it a look, so she could easily have requested they dial down the hyperbole.
I'm not impressed with Natalie's choice of men, but I will say he's a serious upgrade over that Chewbacca dude (whose name escapes me at the moment) she was dating a while back.
I thought that was a picture of a young Rupert Everett.
Her, annoying. She was even annoying on her appearance on Top Chef last season.
Great picture of her.
Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Tue, 01/26/2010 - 11:59am.
Natalie is cool.
And he is beautiful and must have the perfect body.
Having an inch of class in one's system doesn't make one arrogant or pretentious. I guess some people will never know the difference.
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What the hell is classy about having sex with an attached man? I want to know.
Ugh, Natalie Portman is awful. She's such a pretentious piece of shit. And she's a bad actress.
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Wait, is Millepied his real last name? Because it actually sounds like a ballet position, from a French word that means "one thousand feet" or something.
O irony!
I have no strong feelings for/against Nat Port. Keira Knightly, however, should be in the Twilight series, with those menacing fangs of hers.
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id rather fuk a cactus
than this bitch
I am more surprised at the fact that there's such thing as a STRAIGHT ballet dancer.
I've never bought Natalie's goody-two-shoes act. to me she's always come across as a closet ho and a freak.
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Submitted by NonnyMouse on Tue, 01/26/2010 - 11:47am.
The Post found a straight male ballet dancer and they're worried about who he's having sex with??
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On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...
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I hate this chick more than almost anyone else of the Hollywood set mainly because she is offensively bad at what she does. And also because I can not believe how ignorant and deluded she comes across when she speaks... it may come across as snottiness, but I think it's pretty clear that she is just very, very stupid and naive. But she is stupid and naive with full arrogance and self-conviction, which is the absolute worst kind of stupid and naive.
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She is boring and overrated
I don't think she has looks everyone so talk about
she looks average to me and comes out as someone who would always rat about useless shit
Also she always plays same character everywhere!
So I don't really care if she home wrackaaah or not
I don't get that vibe from her as being a talented actress or being drop dead gorgeous
so NEXT!
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I added a comment, PSL. Now it makes you look precognitive. (-:
I thought that was a picture of Kiera Knightly. They look roughly the same to me.
I agree No Words. I don't like her attitude. I used to like her years ago, but no more.
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Well, stealing another woman's man isn't classy. Plus, in interviews, she has an attitude of "why am I talking to you peons?" Not classy, either.
Don't mistake a snotty attitude for class....true class makes others feel comfortable and charmed. She does neither of those things.
Natalie is cool.
And he is beautiful and must have the perfect body.
Having an inch of class in one's system doesn't make one arrogant or pretentious. I guess some people will never know the difference.
The Post found a straight male ballet dancer and they're worried about who he's having sex with??
Huh. I never really pictured her as the cheating type.
Submitted by Rhoda on Tue, 01/26/2010 - 11:06am.
I like Natalie Portman well enough I guess and by well enough I mean more than most D-listed commenters :P
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Natalie. Natalie. SMH. The dumbest shit is to go after a man that's already attached. For a few weeks, for stupid girls, it feels good. You've worked your imaginary hostility out against the original gf/wife. You've _won_!
But then, one day pretty soon you wake up and realize what you "won" was a low-esteem-having, clingy, intellectual inferior that will cheat on his gf. Congratulations. And it is a PITA to extricate yourself from your "prize." Good luck with that.
You know what
her lovelife is interesting but she's not
Its a rarity in Hollywood
I like Natalie Portman well enough I guess and by well enough I mean more than most D-listed commenters :P
But seriously she has the worst taste in men EVER! She must have zero personality AND be a dead lay.
Why does this piss me off so much? I'm really outraged by this for some reason.
So many fish in the sea and the bitch wants the dancing fish. Where's Yoda when you need him?
May the force be with you Princess Amidala.
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I don't care about Natalie Portman, one way or the other, but a ballet choreographer sounds pretty damn gay to me. I could be wrong and I could be playing stereotypes, but still... maybe the ballerina chick was getting way too annoying with marriage, assuming this guy is straight, of course.
I think there is nothing else that scares a guy faster than a pushy chick talking constantly about marriage.. and kids. Maybe Natalie was the excuse he needed so he ran for it?. I don't know, I think I don't care enough.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 01/26/2010 - 10:43am.
Well, at least he wasn't married. And aren't the Ballerina set kinda slutty anyway? Wasn't Mikhail Baryshnikov a giant Man slut?
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Ha ha ha! Mikhail was a HUGE slut! But then again, he was the hotness. Who would say no?
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Honestly..she's always seemed like she would be a bitch to me.
Oh...humm...ehh...I really really don't like her. Really not.
Uh oh, Skeletina Holie v 2.0 in the making.....
Well, at least he wasn't married. And aren't the Ballerina set kinda slutty anyway? Wasn't Mikhail Baryshnikov a giant Man slut?
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Submitted by No Words on Tue, 01/26/2010 - 10:34am.
I cannot STAND Natalie Portman...snotty, pretentious and holier-than-thou.
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Not that I've ever met her but she came off as very self-depricating when she did that rap on SNL. It was really funny.
As for the dude, I thought it was BJ NOVACK lol
I cannot STAND Natalie Portman...snotty, pretentious and holier-than-thou.
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Millepied and peen should never be in the same sentence. It's a crime.
It snowed about an inch here, but it is slicker than snot. Lucky I made it here. There is only one 'Sn♥wy' that I like. (resting my chin on my hand gazing dreamily at my love's photo)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
With her looks and fortune, surely she can do better than a stick insect on heroin in desperate need of a brow plucker?
He looks like Ryan from "The Office".
She's a cunt and he's no better. How you get him is how you lose him, Natalie.
she's almost as overrated as johnny depp
yuck
I liked her in The Professional, that's about it
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
MMMm. Good work, Natalie. He is sexy. Wow. But, agreed with the other posters below. I don't get the whole Natalie appeal. I find her boring and annoying and just "meh." Apparently, she isn't....
I've never seen the appeal of Natalie Portman as an actress. Her acting is very bland.
I watched The Other Boylean Sister a while back and I found her performance tired and annoying.
lolol at shoey... hum? I've heard a few sing!
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I never liked Portman. She comes across as a hoiler-than-thou know-it-all in her interviews.
LMAO @ "Millipied" more like Millipeen.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
No, it was stated unequivocally by her that she never had anything to do with Sean Penn.
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