Sophie Monk Is No CoCo
Sophie Monk, an Australian singer/actress/model-type, says that her hongray vagina has a higher Google ranking than she does. Sounds about right.
According to Showbiz Spy, Sophie queefed:
“I can’t believe it. Another camel-toe! Everyone is going to think I have ginormous ***** because who gets more than one photo of camel-toe? I’ve got a small *****. I’m here trying so hard to work and all I get recognized for is my camel-toe. It’s more famous than me!”
This bitch's camel toe needs to drink a giant trough of STFU! Her camel toe ain't shit! In a camel toe derby, Sophie's camel toe wouldn't even make it out the damn gate! CoCo's camel toe would stomp all over Sophie's camel toe. In fact, CoCo's camel toe eats Sophie's camel toe for breakfast.
And for those of you who need to clean yourself up in the bathroom after reading the last sentence, order Sophie Monk a Cuchini before you do that. Bitch's camel toe needs to bow out of this battle. CoCo's got this.
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After obviously spending a lot of money on those tits, wouldn't you be slightly miffed too?
Here to work? What the hell does she do?
Axl Rose wore it best
suckerfish lips and neanderthal brow. not a pretty combo
if it's that big of a problem for you, honey, put on some god damn draws.
Um, okay.
LOVE YOU, MK!
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Are men really turned on by camel toes? Remember that song and video "I See Your Camel Toe"? Some girl sent that to my ex's email back when we were married. I thought it was really inappropriate. I mean, they're cooters!
@Brangebrangebaby
I was right, you really are psychotic. Being Coco's used up enema bag must really suck (see, I can play too.)
I JUST CAN'T WITH YOU!
Reported whore.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Brangelina Forever!
Submitted by vidz on Tue, 01/26/2010 - 2:28pm.
Shaddip, Doucejuice!
@sushi
OMG, she does look like the slutty version of Elin.
@brangebrangebaby It's waay more fun to be a jenhag and punk JJ. You're gonna get your ass handed to ya if you keep this up here.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
"Hmmm so stoney, you didn't send our nude photo shoot to jack and sucky like I asked?"
Hold on now for just one fuckin' minute. How is it that I get on this particular mailing list?
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 01/26/2010 - 1:38pm.
I'd like to see some nude photos of YOU. ;)
On Topic: She looks like Charlize, with less talent.
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
LOL the funny part is, I knew it was sucky emailing me asking me for nudes RIGHT AWAY.
*puts on paper bag and struts*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Thanks, Zappy!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Cuts off Sucky's Cough Syrup supply.
Signs Jack up for Hunk of the Day newsletter:
http://rlv.zcache.com/eye_patch_mousepad-p144855763965793975td22_210.jpg
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You smiled, you smiled,Oh and then the spell was cast and here we are in heaven for you are mine....At Last
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/26/2010 - 1:36pm.
Hmmm so stoney, you didn't send our nude photo shoot to jack and sucky like I asked?
*licks naked pics*
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YEAH I FUCKING E-MAILED REAL NICE AND GENTLEMANLY AND EVERYTHING.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
meatloaf
paradise by the dashboard
Hmmm so stoney, you didn't send our nude photo shoot to jack and sucky like I asked?
*licks naked pics*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
lmao at GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY Aahahahahahaha... SHUT IT SNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWY
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
WTF? Is this the OP and it isn't named properly?????
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 01/26/2010 - 1:32pm.
*REPORTS STONEY FOR LACK OF NUDE PICTURES*
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SECOND IT
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
JACK IS THE MAYOR OF QUEERZVILLE! LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
@ lifeislikecake- Let's see it... :)
@ Meatloaf- Ouch! That could get you sterile, and no, I don't wear Wranglers.
@ Eileenie
Love your avatar..looks like Quato is going to pop out at any moment and give psychic readings.
@ Eileenie
Love your avatar..looks like Quato is going to pop out at any moment and give psychic readings.
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 01/26/2010 - 1:29pm.
Jack, are you sure you don't have a little queer in you?
Would you like to?
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*REPORTS LOOZER FOR BEING GAY. GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY GAYLORD*
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
LOOZER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
So, SickKitten that sounds just like Pip, what's your beef?
You got banned and what?
Now you need to reclaim some kind of interweb glory?
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by BrangeBrangeBaby on Tue, 01/26/2010 - 1:30pm.
STFU AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH!***********************************************************************************************
My first purpose in life is bring joy and comfort to those I love, after that I'm just here to annoy folks.
*REPORTS STONEY FOR LACK OF NUDE PICTURES*
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Nope, EH and SK are two completely different breeds.
the only shit i want to be remind of 2007/8
is COMINGBACK
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www.walkms.org
walk for a ho!
tkoblondee wrote:
Unless you are BrangeBrangeBaby on the D, I would guess Just Jared since they are BIG loons over there!
Reply to this
1. Monday, January 25. 2010 sickitten wrote:
Ding, Ding! Don't say anything, I'm having too much fun with DL right now. Pick your gift, the razor or lip balm and go to my original post 'I trolled the trolls' for an address to send gift to your address. I mean DL, David Letterman.
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I WON'T DO THAT
Sick Kitten also posts on the Superficial- they fucking hate her there too....lol
Nah, EH and Sick Kitten are different people. EH is an actual stalker who is obsessed with Viva La Lohan.
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But everyday I told myself good things would happen soon
'cause I knew that I was going to be a legend in my living room
- Annie Lennox
Sucky, even though I skip most of your posts, love that line from FA.
*High 5s Sucky*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
stoney
i made you a picture frame
out of macarooni
i ate the cheese
song dedication
total eclipse of the heart
-bonnie tyler
Brangelina Forever!
Meat Loaf just gave away my true identity.
Jack, are you sure you don't have a little queer in you?
Would you like to?
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You smiled, you smiled,Oh and then the spell was cast and here we are in heaven for you are mine....At Last
Didn't she used to pork one of the Madden douches?
I may be slow on the uptake here but is BrangeBrangeBaby none other than the dreaded EventHorizon reborn? I always believed EvenHorizon to be Sickitten with a new profile.
I am very confused. Tila's pregnancy has my whole world turned upside down.
Does someone have an ill kitteh?
Brangelina Forever!
REPORTED. FUCKING RACIST BITCH.
People who report show their weakness and lack of creativity. Shows fear.
I wont be IGWHOOORREEDD DAN.
http://www.hogrockcafe.com/Glenn%20Close%20Nude%203%20-%20Fatal%20Attrac...
(NSFW, has BOOB)
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Well, Pip is back....
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
*ignores suckyfuck*
*reports stoney*
*grabs snowys bewbies*
*thumps cakeys camel toe*
*breaks it off in brangebrange*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
brangebaby
why do you ignore me
i got nuthin but lust for you
i got my clay wheel
made you a pencil cup
Hey guys: sick. kitten.
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I WON'T DO THAT
I didn't realize until I was done reading that that you were referring to CoCo herself and not Conan O'Brien. I kept wondering to myself why you were making jokes about Conan having camel toe..
OMG...pip is back? Gah!