Friday, January 29th 2010

Birthday Sluts

Oprah Winfrey (56)
Athina Onassis (25)
Isabel Lucas (25)
Adam Lambert (28)
Jonny Lang (29)
Andrew Keegan (31)
Sara Gilbert (35)
Kelly Packard (35)
Heather Graham (40)
Edward Burns (42)
Greg Louganis (50)
Ann Jillian (60)
Tommy Ramone (61)
Tom Selleck (65)
Katharine Ross (70)
John Forsythe (92)

Posted by: Michael K


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Oprah's age finally matches the number of her chins.

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bornagainChristian's picture

HAPPY 36TH BIRTHDAY TO

CHRISTIAN BALE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO

CHRISTIAN and SIBI !!!!!!!!!!

literarylioness's picture

Could someone tell the Big O to stop wearing ruffles? Gosh, she has been in so many ruffle outfits, which do NOTHING for her. It is just weird.

Madam Pince's picture

Ed Burns & Heather Graham on the same day. I remember when they were a couple; made me wonder why he liked brainless bimbos rather than thoughtful women.

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moomarse's picture

Hey Oprah... Happy BDay. Now send some of your billions to Haiti!

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.

MizRo's picture

I love Ed Burns (and his wife, Turlington).

Hysteria's picture

Happy Bday Oprah & Heather Graham!

I loved Heather in Committed.

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Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 12:38pm.
hmm I thought Oprah was anti-fur...I even saw her in a PETA ad not long ago along with Michelle Obama.

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The hair and the triple chin indicate that that pic was taken in the 80s though.

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Max-Arthur and Sharky for Hot Sluts of the Millenium!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf9wHkkNGUU

Anonymous101's picture

HB Tom Selleck!! :)

Heather Graham is officially a spinster. LOL; j/k - I shouldn't talk b/c she's still HAWTER than me :P

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Max-Arthur and Sharky for Hot Sluts of the Millenium!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf9wHkkNGUU

Oceannia420's picture

♪ Happy Birthday Adam!! 28 and hot hot hot!!

SpiceDong's picture

hmm I thought Oprah was anti-fur...I even saw her in a PETA ad not long ago along with Michelle Obama.

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joanne's picture

Hb John Forsythe, Ann Jillian and the very lucky Katharine Ross.

elmo533's picture

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Submitted by ZiggyStardus
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Dammit!

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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09

Plecostomus's picture

Heather Graham is 40?!?!?!

Greg Louganis is 50!!?!?!

Oprah is ONLY ... never mind.

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Passionate's picture

Woot woot, Happy Bday Glambert!
I will wear heavy black eyeliner to commemorate your day.

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Geebz74's picture

Happy BDay John Forsythe!

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ZiggyStardust's picture

Op' is just moving channel.

You will still have to suffer her 60th birthday celebrations.

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perky's picture

AH, thank you libby, the first commenter. Someone's with me here. Haha!

"It isn't all a greeeeat big bed of roses...
It's not like showbiz, but the main thing I propose is!"

elmo533's picture

Oprah's 56? I didn't know she was that old. Thank God she's getting rid of her talk show or we'd have to witness her 60th birthday extravaganza.

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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09

Dog's picture

Sara Gilbert is only 35? Have you seen her lately? Talk about not aging well!

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Submitted by libby on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 8:18am.
Ann Jillian---Anybody remember "It's a Living"?

Oh, of course! That was a great show. The 1980's were the Ann Jillian decade!
I even remember when the show became "Making a Living." (I forget why the name change?)

I was just thinking about Katherine Ross the other day, cuz I had a dream about Sam Elliott. Are they still together? Must google it.

perky's picture

Michael K!! I CAN. NOT. BELIEVE. you didn't choose to post a picure of Ann Jillian circa 1983 when she played a wacky waitress on "It's a Living". I mean at least you went with Oprah in her "hair days" but come on! Ann Jillian!! :)

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Happy Birfday, all, especially John Forsythe!!

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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Happy birthday Oprah Winfrey, Adam Lambert, Ann Jillian, Greg Louganis, Tom Selleck, John Forsythe.

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tojo's picture

Happy Birthday Tom Selleck!
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loozer's picture

I always thought Katharine Ross was beautiful, but I often got her confused with Susan Saint James.
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GlitterKitty's picture

Blake Carrington 92! The hot slut!

Many more years at Denver Carrington for him I hope.

Also for Opes and Magnum PI.

Soultonic's picture

Happy Birthday Oprah! I hope you don't fart out a million dollars when you blow out Steadman's candle.

Whamo's picture

Happy Birthday Roller Girl. You smokin hot piece of ass you!!

JBL's picture

John Forsythe still rocking at 92! Good going.
Happy Birthday to the other Blaaaaakkee!

HB Tommy Ramone, the only survivor of the greatest rock band ever!

And HB Ann Jillian, a breast cancer survivor and a real trouper!

loozer's picture

What a list!
Happy B-Day Blake Carrington, Elaine Robinson(aka Etta Place), Magnum P.I., Darlene Connor, Ann J, Johnny, Andrew, Louganis, Okra, Felicity Shagwell and yummy Ed Burns!!!!
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Submitted by libby on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 8:18am.

"It isn't all a great, big bed of roses
It's not like show biz..."

I loved that show. :)

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LOL GLAMBERT *FART*

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

islandgirl's picture

HB, Jonny Lang. You can lie to me anytime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DayCrQWJXuI

Albatross's picture

HB, Glambert!!!! <333333

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Submitted by libby on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 8:18am.

Just barely. I do, however, love Crystal Bernard. That show Wings that she was on was pure gold, funny shit!

I also like that song she did with Peter Cetera. *ducks*

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Happy birthday andrew keegan!

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oprah=alien

libby's picture

I had no idea Heather Graham has been pushin'40! She looks fantastic! If she's had any surgery or botox, I can't tell.

libby's picture

Ann Jillian---Anybody remember "It's a Living"?
"Life's not the French Riviera, believe me.
Life's not a charity ball...."

Also starred a young Crystal Bernard.