Saturday, January 30th 2010
Birthday Sluts
Christian Bale (36) (Note: If you have never seen the ONTD post that proves Christan and Kermit the Frog were separated from each other seconds after coming out of the womb, then clear your calendar for the day and click here!)
Jake Thomas (20)
Kid Cudi (26)
Wilmer Valderrama (30)
Josh Kelley (30)
Andy Milonakis (34)
Jemima Khan (36)
Carolyn Kepcher (41)
Mary Kay Letourneau (48)
Jody Watley (51)
Brett Butler (52)
Phil Collins (59)
Charles S. Dutton (59)
Dick Cheney (69)
Vanessa Redgrave (73)
Gene Hackman (80)
Harold Prince (82)
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HAPPY 36TH BIRTHDAY CHRISTIAN!
BALEHEADS REJOICE!
Hey I like that picture of CB!
Christian Bale Reannactment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdojbkW0Jxc&feature=related
Happy Birthday Christian Bale! So hot.
I can't stand Bale. Every time he opens he's mouth is like finger nails scratching a blackboard. And he beat his own mother, that asshole.
"And Joe Perry, you are a man of many colors but I, motherfucker, am the rainbow!" -Steven Tyler
CB I fucking love you happy birthday!!!
CB is delicious looking
Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:41am.
Dick Cheney is only 69?? Jesus H. Christ.
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Scary, huh?! I don't think we've seen the last of that madman.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
Bale / Kermit... jeez I laughed all the way down.
So fuckin' funny :)
Honest to God, I can no longer look at Christian Bale without seeing Kermit. My husband doesn't get it, but who ever put that site together is brilliant, Brilliant!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL THE ANTIQUARIAN SLUTS TODAY!
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
Andy Milonakis is 34... i didn't know he had the Webster disease.
I liked him cause i thought he was a foul mouth preteen.
now everything i ever know has changed.
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"Publicity is one hellova drug."
-RecessVillain
Happy Birfday all EXCEPT Prick Cheney
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
So I guess all's forgiven for Christian Bale, the ranting fucking maniac.
Not so fast for Cheney, Satan's spawn. Evil coward bastard.
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Awwww! I'm now more in love with Bale and Kermit!!!
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http://www.cracked.com/funny-3809-internet-argument-techniques/
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2010/01/reader-photos.html
Signed in on a weekend just to say F warmongering Dick Cheney and his FIVE draft deferments.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 1:24pm.
NOPE...cause I feel the SAME way. ;)
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Thank you, MissJaneTexas!
Many people don't understand the complexity of Christian Bale. He is crazy sexy.
We can tag team him. *LOL*
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
I'm pretty sure Kermit berates cameramen: "WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKIN UNDERSTAND!!!?? YOU AND I ARE DONE PROFESSIONALLY!!!!"
Gene Hackman is currently working as the voice on the Lowe's commercials.
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Memories of the year that lies behind us
Wishes for the new year yet to come
And it stands to reason that good friends in season
Make you feel that life has just begun
Submitted by stefystef on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 12:48pm.
NOPE...cause I feel the SAME way. ;)
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Christian Bale isn't all that. He's actually quite fugly with a personality to match. Happy birthday to all the birthday sluts out there.
Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog. Priceless!
Happy Birthday, Christian, you sexy crazy beast.
I'd love the fuck the crazy outta him, then drive him crazy, then suck it out of him again.
Sorry, was that out of line? *LOL*
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
Has Mary Kay's baby daddy hit puberty yet?
"Gene Hackman: can you please come out of retirement.
I miss your awesome voice."
Is he officially retired? Or has he just not bee in movies for a few years? I love him in everything. I especially loved his bit part in "Young Frankenstein". "Wait. Where are you going? I was going to make Espresso!" He was also totally awesome in 'The Conversation'. And of course 'The Royal Tannenbaums.' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WLQxqdkqSU
Oh Gene Hackman, I adore you.
"Kiki, you are right about Gene Hackman....
But CB has been my crush since I saw him in swing kids and i was like 10 or something... we go way back! LOL"
Oh, I feel you Paquita. My friends in HS were obsessed with that damn movie and I had residual hatred of CB as a result. Then he won my back with 'Little Women'. Then he owned me with 'Batman Begins'. Hot. Rrawr. I also liked him in the otherwise lamentable 'Laurel Canyon'. He and Frances McDormand were awesome together in it. Have you ever seen 'Rescue Dawn'? I really thought that was his best performance ever. Same with '3:10 to Yuma'.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
Submitted by Albatross on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 12:30pm.
HB, Senor Bale! Go fuckin' kick somebody's fuckin' ass! Maybe your fellow birthday boy, Darth Cheney!
Crappy birthday, Cheney - go fuck yourself!
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Seconded
HB, Senor Bale! Go fuckin' kick somebody's fuckin' ass! Maybe your fellow birthday boy, Darth Cheney!
Crappy birthday, Cheney - go fuck yourself!
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
Are there nude photos of homosexual Christian Bale?
There isn't a whole lot left to say about Christian Bale. There isn't a whole lot I wouldn't do to wake up next to him either! Hot man!
I'm not into guys with a lisp. I'd feel like I was fucking Cindy Brady. Sorry.
Good morning-wood everyone!
I can't believe Bale is only 36... really... He looks way older than that. He should lay off the steroids.
"And Joe Perry, you are a man of many colors but I, motherfucker, am the rainbow!" -Steven Tyler
I wish Christian Bale would scream real loud into my asshole "WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH YOU????!!"
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Dick Cheney is only 69?? Jesus H. Christ.
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FIST PUMP!!
I've been in love with Christian Bale since that damn Newsies movie. He is so HOT...*dies*
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Gene Hackman: can you please come out of retirement.
I miss your awesome voice.
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Wyle E
"Seeing Naomi attack wannabe models will make my cunt cells explode," MK.
dayum that Christian Bale Kermit the Frog pics are adorable...Christian is so damn sexy and talented...love LOVE LLOOVVEE that man!!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:11am.
*throws a shoe at ElBastardo*
*Catches Bradis pink flowery Croc*
*throws a shoe at ElBastardo*
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
OH! GWs buddy! We love Dubya here! Even better! Hapz to Dicky!
HBD Christian Bale - you sexy, mean thang!
You too Jodi Watley. (I haven't heard that name in years)
HBD Christian Bale ♥
Hmmm...I got distracted ♥ ♥ ♥
Were there other Birthday Sluts today?
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Do camels look down at their feet and say, "Oh my God, I have pussy foot!"
ElB, he was G W Bush' Vice President, he shot a dude in the face on a hunting trip, it was officially filed as an "Accident".
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
RIBBIT RIBBIT!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:01am.
@Bradi- NO idea who he is but 69! Good on him! :)
DLetterman is aroused by a frog!! SICKO!
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Good thing he was never an intern of mine! (Kermit)
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david Letterman- hey slut -- you calm down too . Submitted by luscious_t 1/22/10
@Bradi- NO idea who he is but 69! Good on him! :)
DLetterman is aroused by a frog!! SICKO!
Is it wrong I think Kermit is better lookin than Bale?
*questions sexuality and species*
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david Letterman- hey slut -- you calm down too . Submitted by luscious_t 1/22/10
LMAO at ElBastardo.
Yea, glad he's not yours, right?
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Happy birthday Dick Cheney from your British fans!!
C Bale is a lispy little twonk.
Mary Kay where were you when i was a teenager???
Happy birthday Carolyn Kepcher, Jody Watley, Phil Collins, Charles Dutton, Vanessa Redgrave,
Gene Hackman.
http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com
Batfrog? Love it! Morning D-listers!
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Shiitake happens...
Brangelina Forever!
Olivier Martinez, now that IS hot.
What's up with Dick Cheney being on this list MK? He call and threaten to shoot you in the face if you didn't Happy Birthday him?
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"