How KFed Became KWellFed
When KFed just couldn't beat mission 28 on Grand Theft Auto 4 (I feel your pain, KFed), it gave him the sads in a major way which caused him to fill his mouth hole with anything and everything. KFed apologizes to the parents of the pets and toddlers he accidentally devoured in one of his feeding frenzies.
In a new interview with Access Hollywood (via People), KFed says he fell into a deep depression after his divorce from Our Lady of Cheetos. Like many, KFed dealt with the serious sads by wiping out every buffet in town. How many times do you think KFed heard the words, "There's no more clean plates for you, Mr. Kfed."
Anyway, KFed explains, "Once you get depressed, you don't really feel like doing anything. You're kind of discouraged about yourself and then the weight gain too, or that makes me more depressed. … I mean, it's a combination of all of those things. Everybody knows what happened with me and Brit. I'm not going to say that's the total cause of it but, I mean, just not being happy with myself was probably the main part of my depression."
The truth is I think his depression was triggered by listening to PopoZão without being under the influence of anything on the United States Controlled Substances Schedule. That will do it.
But thanks to Celebrity Fit Club, KFed has lost the chunk and now he's ready to tackle the world again by doing important stuff like finally beating mission 28 on GTA4.
KFed also said that he's happy that Brit Brit is back to touring again, "I'm really happy for her. I'm very happy for her."
Translation: KFed is farting happy that Brit tamed the crazy, so she can go back to putting Twinkies on his table. Or should I say, Twinkie Bites.
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Funny how Shar Jackson is going to join him on Celebrity Fit Club. I guess they really are BFF.
I'd hit it. Big boys are more fun to ride.
Cha! He was depressed becuz he couldn't land another high priced ho like Britney. And she was broken.
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Submitted by thegobbler on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 10:15am.
Nobody in Hollywood has dignity, or a soul.
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I could replace "Hollywood" with a lot of locations.
sad, idn't it?
"How KFed became KWellFed"
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 9:44am.
Why can the media not just leave this nobody in
obscurity ? WHERE HE BELONGS
Keep dragging his fat ass to the forefront
That is totally where he belongs. Celebrity my aunt fanny.
He got depressed when he found out Brit's checks would only cover the kids and not his fat rear end.
KWellFed...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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I don't hate him or anything
He's an okay guy, I can see why Britney picked him but I can also see why she left him too...
He claims he was depressed about the divorce, yet he was the one getting wasted and having orgies in Vegas while gambling all of Brit's money while she was preggers so...
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the only depression this fat bitch may have suffered is in his pocket when he was worried he might not get a steady check from Cheeto Loon.
So did he really loose the chunk? he looks really fat here, but it may be an old photo.
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He's lying, he didn't get fat, he just got himself pregnant.
He'so full of it...he's found a way to bring Britney's name into it to make himself "relevent" again...when they divorced he was f'ing his way thru Vegas and were ever else he could get it...which fine whatever.
Now that things calm down and they were out of the news for awhile, he pact on some weight to get onto that Vh1 show (becasue if screech can get on there & his twin chaz bono, hell he has a shot, right?) So nobody would look his way on his own merit, he brings up the divorce and whoa is me, I was depressed...when he basically pulled the plug on that marriage.
Complete cynic that I am, methinks K-Fattie got fat on purpose in order to be on the show and lose it. For $$$$$$$$$$.
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Remember back in the day? You could only get on a show like this if you were a HAS BEEN. KFed is a "never was". On top of everything, I think that hooker Shar Jackson is also on the show, according to the commercials.
Why should we pay attention to this hideous sow? We mean, what is his claim to fame?!
Well, if he was that depressed and unhappy with himself, it's a good indication right there that the money he receives for the kids isn't making him happy on a personal level. Or perhaps it was fun for a while and he finally realized that isn't the way he wants to live, that he should be making more of himself.
He comes off as a really nice guy who loves his kids. Hopefully, losing the weight is the first step to turning things around and becoming a better, more productive person.
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someone say PopoZao?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6ugvdpj3M8
hehehe
methinks snowy has a crush!!!
So he gone ordered 2 KFC buckets instead of 1?
Maybe this asshole should get a real job. That would keep him out of the house and keep him away from sitting on his lazy ass living off child support payments.
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KFed??!!! I thought thaat was a picture of Chaz Bono at first!
Submitted by TopTwitsBlog on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 10:21am.
Next up he'll start hoarding shit to get on A&E
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AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! I can totally see this happening!
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Next up he'll start hoarding shit to get on A&E
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I could care less about this guys weight... I'm more concerned about how small his fucking head is?! WTF!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
I will admit that I have always wanted Brittany and Kevin to work things out...I can't help myself, I am a romantic.
*runs off before anyone can throw shit at my head*
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
I want to be him in my next life...he's got it made. Parties all the time, gets paid to "watch" his kids and is famous for nothing. SIGN ME UP!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 10:13am.
Chocolate chip mini-muffin bites > Twinkie bites.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Nobody in Hollywood has dignity, or a soul.
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
This is what a pot-head looks like when they don't have the metabolism of their early 20's.
Chocolate chip mini-muffin bites > Twinkie bites.
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He hit the bong extra hard and ate more munchies, that's all. Then he shook his ass to Popozao and poof! Bye Bye fatFed!
The Celeb fat club or whatever it is was just his next scam for a payout. It would be great to be that rich but I guess I'll just settle for my soul & dignity instead.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
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I think we're used to having to talk about useless turds like Speidi and the Grosslins, so someone like K Fed by comparison doesn't seem all that bad. At least he used to have a talent - dancing - before he got fat and lazy. Some of these whores today got nothin 'cept the ability to breathe, spend money, and produce offspring.
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Depression is more than just being sad. It is physical as well as mental. Weight gain is a common result. I hope it is behind him now.
Papazao! Why am I defending K-Fed??
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Submitted by Morbidosity on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 9:55am.
Well duh and fuck me...she grins like a fucking drunk lab monkey...
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OMFG! LOL!
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
Eh, whatever, good for K Fed, but I'll miss calling him K Fat.
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I love me some KFed again.....I need to see him skinny tho, he's skinny again still right?
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by thegobbler on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 9:51am.
Oohh, risk it and tell us! I just remember her acting like a twat in a Disney Parade, other than that, and the knee thing, I don't know anything about her.
~~~~~~~~ Since her pop died its been all about HER! OMG she has always been a self centered, spoiled cunt of a person.. and now this??!!
Newscasters and their "how is SHE handling this" bullshit. Well duh and fuck me....... her dad died. Im pretty sure she is upset yet she grins like a fucking drunk lab monkey when she comes out of the house and the cameras are on her........ Tanya should have had her busted in the mouth. Just another attention whore... imo.
OT: TEAM K-FED.
In this pic his head is out of proportion w/his body. Odd.
compared to some of the other twats out there right now, kfed is really not that bad. britney is the fucking moron.
I can't hate him. I tried, but it wasn't working for me.
mmmmmm...twinkies...
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Submitted by No Words on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 9:49am.
Awww, for some reason, I like K-Fed. I think he is a good dad, so I can excuse him for a few things. And I can't stand Brit, so...good for him.
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Samesies. Britney's ride on the Crazy Train made me find him to be the lesser of two evils.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Huh? What the fuck did he have to get depressed about? He gets a sack of money every month from Britney, he has a girlfriend to wipe the dick cheese from his crotch and he probably has a few nannies to take care of the boys.
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Submitted by Morbidosity on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 9:45am.
Fat boys need lovin too.
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Oohh, risk it and tell us! I just remember her acting like a twat in a Disney Parade, other than that, and the knee thing, I don't know anything about her.
OT fat or fit, would NOT do....
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 9:47am.
Oh fuck POPOZAO!!! I FORGOT ABOUT THAT SHIT!! ahahaha
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You should be depressed because you're a complete waste of space. Actually I shouldn't say that. I'm sure somebody loves him...right?
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
Awww, for some reason, I like K-Fed. I think he is a good dad, so I can excuse him for a few things. And I can't stand Brit, so...good for him.