Wednesday, January 27th 2010

Justice Prevails Yet Again

Dreamboat Doherty has once again shoved the system into his pipe and smoked it up. Dreamy avoided prison time today for bringing heroin into court last month. On December 21, Dreamy was making his way into a court house to face DUI charges when a baggie of Tatum O'Neal's favorite poison fell out of his coat. At least Dreamy says it fell out of his coat, but he regularly farts out 8-balls so....

The judge today simply spanked Dreamy on one his mouth sores, and only fined him £750. The judge added, "Either this was sheer stupidity or a ploy to get more publicity." Dreamy's lawyer/weekend dealer explained that his client was not "mickey taking." Dreamy had forgotten that the stash was in one of his many coats.

Dreamy could do a line of the bad shit off of the court stenographer's labia lips right in front of the judge, and he still wouldn't get more than a side-eye and a finger wave from the judge! Dreamy will never sit in the corner. Maybe this has something to do with the fact that prisons just aren't equipped with enough medication to contain an outbreak in case Dreamy happened to sneeze while sitting in one of their cells.

Source: NME.com

Posted by: Michael K


HoityToity's picture

What are the sores on his face and around his mouth? He must have a major case of the herpes, or maybe something even worse.

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Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 1:01pm.

Every time I see a pic of Dreamy I catch myself holding my breath. I can just imagine bad breath, BO, stale smoke, etc. Ugh!
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ROFL!

Same here. I also have an urge to take a shower, like if his dirty was contagious and just by looking at him, one can contract instant BO.

ikoihiI's picture

...now that's what I call a toothy grin.

For real though, I thought only sharks had multiple rows of teeth?

Whatever's picture

Disgusting. Hope no one is eating a snack when they look at this shitbomb.

babybunny's picture

every time I see a pic of him or Wino for that matter I want to take a bath in bleach and Lysol...their diseases (lovely brown tongue by the way) are evident, but this turd...he is always greasy, smelly and gross...I want him in jail just so he can know what water on skin feels like....they would MAKE him take a bath...and de-flea him while they are at it....he makes a skinny starving stray dog look healthy...

moomarse's picture

he looks so sick, and not in a good way.

the back of his throat is all red - the puss pockets shouldn't be too far behind.

and some stupid bitches kiss this shit.... EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Vermithrax's picture

I still have no idea who this guy is, much less why the hell he's always so fuckin' sweaty.
Blaargh.

That's it, I'm going to London.

You can blaze guns in children's plays and shoot heroin in a court room, it's my dreamland.

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In the good old USA his ass would have been hung out to dry out in a major way. He skates again!
I'm not sure exactly what this says about US drug laws, they are a bit excessive, mr rockefeller.

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Reeter's picture

Every time I see a pic of Dreamy I catch myself holding my breath. I can just imagine bad breath, BO, stale smoke, etc. Ugh!

mizsherle's picture

Look at the tongue color! His days are numbered.

Few Words's picture

riding the white pony
all the way to hell
yipppee aye a mofos

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 11:36am.
I think he just keeps getting judges that are stupid, one day his luck will run out.

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Well, now that Paula Abdul's out, maybe Simon can send this walking plague packing.

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this guy is disgusting

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I could be wrong but I don't think the British public has any feelings of hero worship towards Pete. I think he just keeps getting judges that are stupid, one day his luck will run out.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 11:29am.
It is so fucking ridiculous. If this were any regular person, their ass would have been in jail for years by now.

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ah, yes. but he is a 'celebrity'. *angels sigh*

i thought the Brits were above the hero worship we have here in the US for celebrity culture.

Neverevenknewhim's picture

So....in the UK you can get away with just about anything? How many times has this cockroach been arrested, same thing with Wino? Now there's a great couple!

parissucksliterally's picture

It is so fucking ridiculous. If this were any regular person, their ass would have been in jail for years by now.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 11:02am.

I wouldn't be surprised if new viruses were spawned when those two bumped uglies... and who is that in your avie?

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Auntie Mame's picture

He is like a damned cockroach that won't DIE.

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tonta vodka van driver's picture

M.E.

Maybe if we all pray hard enough, Karma will come quickly and Justice will be done. I cant believe how this pice of shit keeps getting away with all he has done. Much of it is not written. He deserves a living hell for all he has done. He thinks he is so smart.

Ps to the Judge.... YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT.

Pray. Hard.

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

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Honestly, some of my chocolate Muscle Milk came back up. Not tasty the second time, folks.

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M.E.'s picture

In all seriousness, with my current situation, and reading how this REPEAT offender avoids jail and avoids getting slapped by the law, really, REALLY pisses me the FUCK off!

tonta vodka van driver's picture

In all serious I want the world to know how much I hate this low down piece of shit. He is a vortex, a cavity a living breathing vampire who sucks the life from anyone with a pulse. He is a narcissistic drain, a turd a walking funeral. How he has escaped death, imprisonment and hell whilst those he touches seem to wilt I will never know.
SCUM SCUM SCUM SCUM SCUM.

I wish you hell. You think you are such a genius for getting away with your heroin soaked blood stained crack riddled life. Fuck you. Turgid stain on planet earth.You are a talentless showboating addict of no imagination. A regurgitating fool. UNORIGINAL.
Karma seeks you. Watch out.

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

NoAnjl's picture

OMG he is so effin nasty. Can't look anymore.

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Submitted by tasty dish on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 10:53am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 10:50am.
Submitted by tasty dish on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 10:46am.
how could Kate Moss fuck this guy?
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crack goggles... shit'll get a hold of ya.

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haha true. besides, her fuckability is questionable too.
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I wouldn't be surprised if new viruses were spawned when those two bumped uglies... and who is that in your avie?
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Submitted by tasty dish on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 10:46am.

how could Kate Moss fuck this guy?

I question how so many guys could stand to fuck Kate Moss.

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DeccaQuinne's picture

It's 'Redlands Syndrome' - none of the judges want to be the wheel that breaks the butterfly.

Blame the 60s!

(Redlands was Mick Jagger's home when he and Keef & Marianne Faithfull got busted for drugs in 1967.)

CuriouserAndCuriouser's picture

It's not funny any more. Just die already, and try not to take anyone with you when you do it.

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Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 10:53am.
He still has all of his teeth?
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Who else would want 'em?
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Michael K.

Can you please NSFW or NSFL his pix next time?
I don't wana get fired or throw up over this nasty disturbin piece of shit
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 10:43am.
Tried logging in yesterday but couldn't, had to clean out my cookies.

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Didn't the hysterectomy clean out your cookies?

Feel better soon, dear.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 10:50am.
Submitted by tasty dish on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 10:46am.
how could Kate Moss fuck this guy?
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crack goggles... shit'll get a hold of ya.

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haha true. besides, her fuckability is questionable too.

beakers bitch's picture

He still has all of his teeth?

Ophelias evil twin's picture

what kind of court system do they have in the UK? geezuss. The crackies are running the asylym it seems.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

I got herpes and trichinosis just from looking at this hideous vision.

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Submitted by tasty dish on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 10:46am.
how could Kate Moss fuck this guy?
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crack goggles... shit'll get a hold of ya.
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His face reminds me of duck butter made during a long run on the hottest day of July while wearing spandex.

tasty dish's picture

how could Kate Moss fuck this guy?

*shivering at the thought*

jack-n-the-hat's picture

*rubs Dreamy's undercrackers in Stoney's face*
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The-Truth-Teller's picture

You know what
from a very odd angle he looks like Angelina's brother James

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Thanks Jack & urmomma.
I am doing fine.
Today is kind of a bad day but all in all the hysterectomy wasn't the worst thing I have ever been thru.
The morphine pump was good. The pain pills only so-so. The worst part is literally not being able to do hardly anything.
Getting my 15 staples out at 1PM.
Tried logging in yesterday but couldn't, had to clean out my cookies.

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 10:38am.
Looks like he's working a pretty good case of thrush.

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Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Yucky. He is a repulsive human crack machine.

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Stoney's picture

He is so fucking revolting there are no words to describe his rancid self. He makes me so fucking sick. Most people with addictions his far gone are just sad, but I feel absolutely no sympathy for this troll. All he does is party every second of every day with money he never deserved to have in the first place. He is responsible for animals that he feeds alcohol and crack to, he has a kid he doesn't give two shits about, and he basically thumbs his nose to the justice system and gets away with it. He can't even be bothered to shower before going out into public, like anyone on this earth would even want to sit in a chair after him much less be in the same room as this diseased piece of trash. DIE.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

JTR!!! I hope you are doing well! urmomma and I have been very concerned.
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jack-n-the-hat's picture

lolololll at morbid!
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Gorgeous as always!

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Looks like he's working a pretty good case of thrush.