You Knew This Was Coming
This afternoon, Jennifer Aniston will buy hundreds of copies of each of these tabloids, go home, spread them all over her bed, get nekkid and then roll around on top of them for HOURS. THE JOY! And when she goes to the doctor tomorrow, she'll tell him that the small cuts on her labia came from one of her 50 cats who mistook it for a toy.
As expected, the tabloids gifted us with some amazing headlines and covers this week. According to the tabloids, the cookie dough version of Krystle Carrington is winning this round.
InTouch says that Aniston met Zahara and Shiloh in NYC LAST MARCH (who cares about being timely). OK! says that Aniston and Brad reunited at the buffet line at the telethon for Haiti last week. And Star Magazine says that Brad has already cried on Aniston's chin about his shitty relationship with St. Angie.
I'm going to choose to believe all of this. It's the only way to play.
via Cover Awards
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Submitted by lovethejared on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 1:36pm.
oh my lord...rachel/anniston....get a life...get on with something...you have spent your entire life staying 'in shape' to show up dateless on red carpets to 'show that angelina' how 'hot' you are...he left you for a reason you annorexic horsey bitch of a woman...you didn't want babies to mess up your abs so you lost the man
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You dumb twat ! Heaven forbid Jen can't have children, have you morons actually considered that? Grow the fuck up already. I certainly doubt she would sacrifice her husband for her abs. You brangeloonies are a bunch of freaks. EWWW!
Brangelina Forever!
Is that you in the boots picture with the huge ass, BrangeBaby? If it is, uh, I wouldn't judge.
Yes, it is me! Just the picture, my butt looks better here
http://sickitten.com/2010/01/17/a-better-butt.aspx
Please stop giving me hits. I don't deserve them. Also, my server will charge me if I pass a certian amount of hits.
Look once, and don't ever come back.
http://sickitten.com/2010/01/17/a-better-butt.aspx
Is that you in the boots picture with the huge ass, BrangeBaby? If it is, uh, I wouldn't judge.
oh my lord...rachel/anniston....get a life...get on with something...you have spent your entire life staying 'in shape' to show up dateless on red carpets to 'show that angelina' how 'hot' you are...he left you for a reason you annorexic horsey bitch of a woman...you didn't want babies to mess up your abs so you lost the man...if angelina is too much for brad then you are not enough...grow up rachel..get a haircut, and move on...people are so sick of seeing your long face i.e. mr. ed...on magazine covers
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:07pm.
OMFG! STILL!!!!???
Cheesus H Xtina.
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Yeah, Bradi...still.
I keep wondering if I should join the Witness Protection Program...their motto is "You Don't Know Me."
LMAO @ Brandi, I know I am surprised there aren't 100 + comments
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
OMFG! STILL!!!!???
Cheesus H Xtina.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Team Zomay here too!
You're calling ME insane, meth-ish and manic-ish? Ok. Coming from the person who spends all day and every single night, posting under every celebrity site imaginable, that really stings.
I wanted to like you and be nice to you. I really did. I always root for the underdog and I know how frustrating it can be to not be instantly welcomed into the popular clique but I can't help you. My compassion isn't quite that deep yet. I always thought your hate spewing for Paltrow and various celebs to be obsessive and weird, to say the least but even that I can overlook. When you start posting photos and personal info about people out of revenge, because they don't want to be your friend, it is psycho.
I think you need to seek help and I don't like saying that to people because it always gets taken badly. You probably have a high IQ and are a bit on the insane genius side of things. You will end up hurting yourself or someone else. Good luck to you.
Brangelina Forever!
You are a cyber stalker. Leave everyone alone. I also want you to know that I reported you to police for your website.
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Yeah well, then you just f'd yourself. The police will think you are INSANE and your address & name will be on file forever. Get into a car accident, domestic dispute or fight w/the neighbors and that will come up and raise some red flags. Looks insane and powerless and very, very unAmerican. Choose your battles, hon.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 11:00am.
BrangeBrangeBaby,
You are a cyber stalker. Leave everyone alone. I also want you to know that I reported you to police for your website.
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TEAM ZOMAY!!
To BBB...fuck off. You are one sick bitch.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 11:00am... TEAM ZOMAY! WTF is wrong with this person? She gets off on insulting people on the web? Sad life.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
BrangeBrangeBaby,
You are a cyber stalker. Leave everyone alone. I also want you to know that I reported you to police for your website.
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Brangelina Forever!
I dunno what kind of b.s is goin on here at this site, but I am tellin this bitch/bastard to leave me the fuck out of your nutso crap. I don't even know who the fuck you are or WTF you mean about trolls and addresses and razors, but you best back the fuck off me.
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Noted & agreed.Peace.
Brangelina Forever!
Things got a little creepy last night with sicko kitten and apparently she ruffled the wrong feathers on the x17 site as well. Go read the comments over at http://x17online.com/celebrities/lindsay_lohan/lindsay_does_some_sexy_dr...
It worth the effort to go check it out. She's got them threatening her ass with the fbi and stalking with intent to harass.
Holy Crap, just like Crazy Eddie (remember those old commercials? See YouTube) you are INSANE. You have stayed up all night long, posting on x17. Do you realize how that looks meth-ish or manic-ish? I thought you were cool but you're INSANE. All material that may have offended anyone has been removed. Again, I'm sorry for the reindeer games. Brings out the best, doesn't it?
Your welcome DL! I don't like where are this is heading with our disturbed poster. It's one thing to come in here and attempt to stir up shit. In fact, it seemed like many enjoyed playing that game with her but she's crossed a line now.
Have a good one!
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 10:04am.
Thanks for the link!
This person best leave me outta her shit.
Gotta head off to work!
Thanks again!
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david Letterman- hey slut -- you calm down too . Submitted by luscious_t 1/22/10
Things got a little creepy last night with sicko kitten and apparently she ruffled the wrong feathers on the x17 site as well. Go read the comments over at http://x17online.com/celebrities/lindsay_lohan/lindsay_does_some_sexy_dr...
It worth the effort to go check it out. She's got them threatening her ass with the fbi and stalking with intent to harass.
Submitted by KD on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 9:58am.
It seems that way.
Fuckin weirdo! (not you KD)
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david Letterman- hey slut -- you calm down too . Submitted by luscious_t 1/22/10
Submitted by david Letterman... on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 9:56am.
WTF is wrong with assholes lately!?
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They seem to be extra loose and working overtime.
WHAT THE FUCK?????????????????????? :
1. Monday, January 25. 2010 sickitten wrote:
Ding, Ding! Don't say anything, I'm having too much fun with DL right now. Pick your gift, the razor or lip balm and go to my original post 'I trolled the trolls' for an address to send gift to your address. I mean DL, David Letterman.
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I dunno what kind of b.s is goin on here at this site, but I am tellin this bitch/bastard to leave me the fuck out of your nutso crap. I don't even know who the fuck you are or WTF you mean about trolls and addresses and razors, but you best back the fuck off me.
WTF is wrong with assholes lately!?
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david Letterman- hey slut -- you calm down too . Submitted by luscious_t 1/22/10
Thank you kanderso and sibsi! I definitely have your back! xoxoxoxoxo _______________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Night Bam!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Lory, I have some problems editing my profile too. My avatar is a gif that never seems to work no matter where I link it from. Ticks me the fuck off, it's a cool avie. Anywhat, I'm outta here for the night. Watch out for the cookie slut. Niters.
I was trying my edit button... Sometimes dlisted's buttons do not seem to work for me. Am I the only one having these problems? I am using IE for now... I know, I know, but my mozilla seems to be fucked up, dunno why!
:(
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Let me dirty up your mind.
LMAO Bam!!!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Lory on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 1:13am.
Bam, I used avatarity!!! How u doing my love? Want me to spank u with my DSL cable?
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I'm great!!! I wouldn't let you spank me with anything else, y'know, old habits and all.
Be back in a bit.
Bam, I used avatarity!!! How u doing my love? Want me to spank u with my DSL cable?
Yes, I re-edited the damn thing, can u tell? LOL
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:58am.
Just throwing this out there, maybe it has less to do with MK and the mods not liking attractive people
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Obviously, or I would be banned right now.
Submitted by Lory on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:37am.
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Lory my love, my favorite S.Am. floozie! What site did you use to post your animated avie sweets? Mine won't work.
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:53am.
I hope you get all philosophy-ish often. It was a nice read!
Just throwing this out there, maybe it has less to do with MK and the mods not liking attractive people and more to do with the several alts to stalk, harass and post private info about strangers on the internet. I might be alone on this, though.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:54am.
speakit - no not in a silence of the lambs way. i do not want to eat your brains. well... maybe just a lick.
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Well, just don't lick too much. I'm a smartie. NO, not intelligent, my brain is the size of a smartie. :(
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:56am.
Goodnight.
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Goodnight zomay!
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:47am.
Italics,
I've been at Dlisted for maybe 3 years. Back when we did not have to log in. this is the same bullshit recycled.
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That's a shame. Maybe the asylums replaced basket weaving with Internet access?! ;) I’ve been reading MK for a little more than a year. The writing is excellent and Dlisters have been very welcoming. Not to mention funny! :)
I am okay if our posts get deleted, so I'm going to say what has been on my mind.
This is Michael K's blog.
THIS IS MICHAEL'S BLOG!!!!
He pays for all this shit.
Would all trolls please remember that.
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speakit - no not in a silence of the lambs way. i do not want to eat your brains. well... maybe just a lick.
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"I don't want to... now I do... but I can't... but I would if I could... now I'll try... oh, the doctors don't want me to... Yay Drugs!!"
Submitted by Italics on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:44am.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:39am.
frankly i'm more concerned with how beautiful a person is inside. a face you get used to.
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Right on my favorite mellow drunk! I try not to concern myself with superficial people because (and here I get all philosophy-ish so look away if necessary) they are usually very sad, insecure people themselves. Often they have physical beauty but nobody can see that, especially themselves, because of their inner ugly.
Me personally, I am glad my photo's not on display because I've been told I look like Aniston and I'd rather not get rotten fruit thrown at me for that. Mind you, I don't see the resemblance AT ALL but I am always flattered when I hear that. I think Jen is attractive in many ways. Funny things is, I have a cousin who looks a lot like Angelina Jolie.
The concept that someone is stalking posters and putting up photos of them, even if it's a wrong photo, is creeping me out.
zoomee are you a quilter or just kinda ... square? umm... no wrong word.... um... precise! that's it.. 'precise'!
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"I don't want to... now I do... but I can't... but I would if I could... now I'll try... oh, the doctors don't want me to... Yay Drugs!!"
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:39am.
frankly i'm more concerned with how beautiful a person is inside. __________________________________________
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Goodnight.
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:39am.
frankly i'm more concerned with how beautiful a person is inside. a face you get used to.
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That is a wonderful sentiment! :)
So, there she is... How come you're not in jj? Isn't your Joliepitt family missing you there or something...
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speakit. that's not me, but another poster here.
in sickittens world your only value is your face. ugly people are worth less than the good looking.
frankly i'm more concerned with how beautiful a person is inside. a face you get used to.
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"I don't want to... now I do... but I can't... but I would if I could... now I'll try... oh, the doctors don't want me to... Yay Drugs!!"
So, where is this Brangebrange/sickkitten anyway?
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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:27am.
Italics, Thank you.
In regards to the post below, I really hope people respect everyone's privacy here. This creating websites about Dlisted posters is going to far.
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You’re welcome zomay. I asked ESE about the arguments recently. He told me it's a seasonal problem and it will eventually die down. Sheesh, someone actually made a website about Dlisters?! Maybe they should spend their time on something more productive -- like weaving baskets in a psychiatric ward!
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rangelina Forever!
but I LOL'd at the 'marginally' good looking because it made me think margarine, and that everyone is wearing a blue bonnet.
Ev'ry thing tastes better w/Blue Bonnet Onit!
Brangelina Forever!
Submitted by Report_Abuse on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:28am.
Was done already, slowpoke. Read the threads but thanks anyway...
I wanna see what TITS looks like. But I won't. :(
sickitten, you're kinda.. a lot, stalkerish.
but I LOL'd at the 'marginally' good looking because it made me think margarine, and that everyone is wearing a blue bonnet.
Italics, Thank you.
In regards to the post below, I really hope people respect everyone's privacy here. This creating websites about Dlisted posters is going to far.
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