Wednesday, January 27th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By The iPad
Here is the latest orgasm-inducing piece of technology that will make bitches sell their chirruns to get one. It's the Apple iPad (WITHOUT WINGS) as presented by Steve Jobs. Steve should really switch careers and become a Barker's Beauty, because he obviously has a gift for spokesmodeling.
Engadget has a million pictures and details, but it basically looks like an iPhone after overdosing on growth hormones. Although, the iPad does look like it makes porn viewing easier. You can easily rub your genitals on the screen without a pesky laptop keyboard getting in the way. They better sell iCondoms to slide over your iPad.
And MADtv is going to file a lawsuit in 3...2....
Now this is the iPad the world really needs.
(Thanks to James for video)
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TRISCUIT!!! I keep half-seeing you flit around here! Ah ...but, of course, this was hours ago...*sigh*
I just came to lament about the sight of The Situation ALMOST pity fucking Snickers: "If your hungry try a snickers...?" LMAO! I love how she's never once said: IT's SNOOKI! lol
Also - Ronnie is SOOOOOOO my kind of bad boy. SO yummy bad! Mmmmmm.....*slaps self* Back to work.
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 2:06am.
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ooooh. VERY sweet comment.THANK YOU !
my hair is brown now.I usually dye it reddish.
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Triscuit, you look like my friend's sister, only she has dark brown hair. She's Greek and gorgeous, but you also have that beautiful face and eyes I see a lot in old Fellini movies. So ya, Italian.
So what happens if u drop this thing? It looks so breakable
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 1:55am.
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or provolone.
that is me in my avvie!
do I look Italian?
well my name is Angela...a little greasy for ya! hahaha
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Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 1:49am.
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 1:44am.
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I'm a little spicy,being Italian and all.
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Really? *puts back cheez whiz, gets mozzarella*
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 1:44am.
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bring it on. I'm a little spicy,being Italian and all.
FIST PUMP!
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Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 1:42am.
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 1:40am.
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well you said you never had one so......I'm always horny.....so.....
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*gets cheez whiz out of TITS refrigerator*
Let's go, my little cracker.
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 1:40am.
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well you said you never had one so......I'm always horny.....so.....
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Have a baby by me baby, BE ON WELFARE! ! !
Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 1:33am.
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:39am.
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you can have me!
LoL
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GAWD, why isn't it that easy to pick up hot chicks in reality? oh, cuz I don't try that's why
Team Valtrex... WHAT UP,HOMIE?!
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girl that shit will make it hurt when you dookie
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:39am.
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you can have me!
LoL
☻
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Submitted by Samus Aran on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:19am.
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thats MEEEE!1♥
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ewww tits, cheez whiz is grossssss. THAT AIN'T CHEESE.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:58am.
later pimp daddy.... now I have to google Velicity Von cuz I don't know what that is. Can I put it on a triscuit?
That's Double Stuff Oreo to you ifyaknowhatimean. ;)
And you'd be wrong, butt nekkid posting is the way to go.
I'm off to search for Velicity Von on mah favorite porn site, later flooze.
... and girl guides cookies.
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"I don't want to... now I do... but I can't... but I would if I could... now I'll try... oh, the doctors don't want me to... Yay Drugs!!"
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:41am.
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:26am
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Gawd, you'll spread for any cracker or dip for any chip that comes along, won't you?
Cookie slut. ;P
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I ONLY SPREAD FOR OREOS BAYBEEEE. :p
How goes it tall, brown and prolly not naked?
Hi TV, long time no see
watch out. the new triscuits have large amounts of msg. i swear i got high on eating them. the rosemary olive oil if you're going looking for msg.
;)
i prefer white bread slathered with cheez whiz under the broiler. bubbles up real nice. if you're feeling fancy you can sprinkle sliced green olives on top.
yeah... keeping it classy!
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"I don't want to... now I do... but I can't... but I would if I could... now I'll try... oh, the doctors don't want me to... Yay Drugs!!"
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:26am
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Gawd, you'll spread for any cracker or dip for any chip that comes along, won't you?
Cookie slut. ;P
I heard that he calls his dick an iPenis. It works half as well as a normal penis, but it's shiny and half the normal size.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:36am.
ooh remember when triscuit crackers first came out and we discovered that you could bake them with crap on top?
a dab of spaghetti sauce with cheese was my fav.
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know what?
I've never had a triscuit.
I'm gonna try that now though.
ooh remember when triscuit crackers first came out and we discovered that you could bake them with crap on top?
a dab of spaghetti sauce with cheese was my fav.
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"I don't want to... now I do... but I can't... but I would if I could... now I'll try... oh, the doctors don't want me to... Yay Drugs!!"
Hey Triscuit! You make me want snack crackers. and I 'member talking to you on here over a year ago, september 11th I believe, and a few times after.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=272945593428
Heya, Speakit. That's not a bad sign to have handy actually.
Hi beakers, Hi Triscuit.
Leos are the life of the party. Who is in your avatar?
Hi BB
oh, samus, helllllloooooo *bats lashes* My sign is Proceed with Caution. :P
Samus Aran.....
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whats goin on hookers?
I'm a Leo,...edit to say...whoever asked.
haha
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Yo ho hos, hey Arun, hey speakit *tips hat to all the lurkers*
I'm here, Speakit. What's your sign? :)
okay, seriously, no one's here? not even Eileenie?
what happened to peaches? She's so energetic and youthful, it's charming.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 9:02pm.
did some one flush a fish?
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M.E. accidentally killed a fish left behind by her recently-discharged secretary. M.E. cleaned the tank and filled that tank will water that was too warm. Fish croaked, M.E. flushed it.
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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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another overpriced piece of junk people will spend money on only to throw it in a box with the rest of the techy gadgets (when they get tired of it) already creating dust in their attic. god when will it end!
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
lmao @ that video hahahaha
FUCK PADS AND TAMPONS. INSTEAD CUPS ROCK.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:52pm.
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I don't go to any of those sites and can't subscribe to those magazines. Bizarre linking, however do they do it.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
did some one flush a fish?
Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 6:18pm.
rascal, I thought about you this weekend. I was moving stuff around in my garage, and I found a slow moving anole. It brought to mind you and your iguana.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 7:50pm.
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:52pm.
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That's cool.
I have theories. But I had to decide they were secret theories:)
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Methinks that the survey comes from the same idiots who are feeding tripe about The Holocaust to Oliver Stone. (See Mel Gibson thread and cuntygolightly's comments).
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Ok - so I just read this and all I can really do is shake my head and laugh. cuntygolightly comes and goes yes...there is medication involved, perhaps? Perhaps:)
My theories involved, a little more, the difference between the people who are writing and the people who are reading...
but then yes - it could be anyone taking numbers from anywhere and twisting them in any way to suit their needs. That - apparently - is normal behaviour.
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The Stains Movie! ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC03__ow-aQ
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:52pm.
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That's cool.
I have theories. But I had to decide they were secret theories:)
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Methinks that the survey comes from the same idiots who are feeding tripe about The Holocaust to Oliver Stone. (See Mel Gibson thread and cuntygolightly's comments).
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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 6:03pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:55pm.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:52pm.
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That's cool.
I have theories. But I had to decide they were secret theories:)
♥ Threadkilla!
The Stains Movie! ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC03__ow-aQ
Thanks Spice Dong.
As a fish keeper myself I do not recommend having fish in a work setting unless you have the time and the appropriate setting. Temperature in an office fluctuates during the day and drops at night and on weekends...if the fish tank doesn't have a heater, the fish will be stressed out and die. Also, you'll need to be very religious about a 25% water change every week (preferably vacuuming the gravel at the bottom). You should never change all the water or scrub too much...that kills the beneficial bacteria and changes the chemistry of the water, which in turn stresses out the fish and kills them too. there's plenty of resources online on how to care for just about any kind of fish and each species has different needs. So if you want to get another one, you need to research first or you'll end up with more dead fish.
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"Have you ever fucked on cocaine, Nick? It's nice!" - Sharon Stone, Basic Instinct
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2Bu0gsURsY
Getting data about visitors to specific websites is very easy these days and does not involve filling out questionaires...Google analitics can tell you a lot about a visitor by following their habits online...what site they come from, what site they go to, what banners and content they click on, etc...most info is inferred based on that behavior and the interests reflected by the web usage pattern...is not 100% fool proof and the report you saw may have been just a sample taken out of context, not necessarily a complete picture of all users. that's why you and many of us don't relate to that user description.
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"Have you ever fucked on cocaine, Nick? It's nice!" - Sharon Stone, Basic Instinct
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2Bu0gsURsY
@ M.E.
Don't get too upset about the fish. It wasn't your fault, you were actually trying to be very nice and taking care of the creature. And I really don't think you need to get a new fish (unless you want to very much for some reason, but do you need an extra responsibility of taking care of a fish? It's not an integral part of your working environment).
*hugs*
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:55pm.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:52pm.
I was googling dlisted out of curiousity and there's this page with all these demographic stuff on it.....
"Dlisted.com is a top 5,000 site that reaches over 583K U.S. monthly people. The site appeals to a more African American, slightly more female than male, more affluent, young adult audience.The typical visitor reads hollywoodtuna.com, subscribes to Vanity Fair, and visits allmoviephoto.com." How do they know this exactly? Did they poll all the hos here and I missed it?
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Momus stats: 50+; pinky-beige Caucasian; female; married once and still; no kids at all; criminal defense attorney; drives a late-model M-B; subscribes to Mental Floss, The Economist, The Week; watches HistoryChannel, History International, Craig Ferguson, and The Big Bang Theory.
Obviously, I wasn't part of the survey.
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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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New Apple iMaxiPad Commercial.
You have GOT to check it out!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NciO7AEqKYE
I lost it during my conf call!!!!
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@ beaker's bitch
I'm not African American, never visited Hollywood Tuna and don't subscribe to Vanity Fair.
I agree with you, where did they get their information? I never filled any questionnaire subscribing to DLIsted.