Afternoon Crumbs
All Mah Boo's new fire house is missing is a cardboard guest box in the front for me! - Curbed
Speaking of gay houses...... - Socialite Life
Elmo is such a fag hag - Popsugar
Miranda Kerr's got her own dingle inspector - Egotastic!
Venus Williams knows how to do it (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Even the ginge can't save Hayden Pantywhatever - Hollywood Tuna
Sweet child o' Will Ferrell - Just Jared
Carrie Underwears and her ball-and-chain-to-be at some casino - Lainey Gossip
Wino wants to get Blaaaaake off her titty - Holy Moly!
The gayest thing in London right now (after Peter Andre, of course) - Towleroad
We should all get a pair of these zipper eyes for when the fuckery is much too much to bear - Hollywood Rag
Mad Men, now with less gay :( - Vulture
Chupa just naturally looks like a dehydrated corpse - I'm Not Obsessed
JLo to ruin an episode of How I Met Your Mother - ICYDCK
Pugs. Babies. - Cityrag
Joe Jonas is really, really trying to remain a virgin - SOW
Good news for tranny chasers - Celebitchy
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MK, make that 2!! I'm in that neighborhood ALL the time anyway. Oh, to be that pole... *sighs*
* * * * I HEART CAVEMEN & DEXTER * * * *
That firehouse is gorgeous.
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FIST PUMP!!
Puggies don't have the wet dog smell but their farts will chase people out of the room!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
http://www.ilads.org/
@Charlie M: I actually think it's better to have a short haired dog if you're concerned about smell; because they don't have much fur they dry much quicker (less wet dog smell), plus less fur means less space for odors to get trapped. I have a short haired dog and the only time I think he's a bit 'smell" is if he runs too much; then he kind of gets a sweaty smell...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
I am so fucking jealous of Anderson Cooper at this moment. So fucking jealous.
To hell with the iPad - I want a firehouse!
awww now Cooper can fulfill his fantasy of sliding down poles naked and work on the hose of his bf du jour...who will be dressed as a fireman of course.
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"Have you ever fucked on cocaine, Nick? It's nice!" - Sharon Stone, Basic Instinct
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2Bu0gsURsY
Ooh, the "brass fire pole" in AnderCoo's new firehouse (sessy firemens, woo!) can easily serve as a stripper pole!
I wonder if Anderson bottoms? Wooo..wooo...woooo...here comes the firetruck! Hose 'em down.
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*I'm a DLister - Don't hate us cause the party crashed on us.
Chupa doesn't have an eating disorder. She has only puked and purged every bite of food she has consumed since birth.
"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
Submitted by charlie m on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 4:18pm.
One dog shouldn't stink up your house. I would think pugs are less smelly, due to their size.
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"One Shot, One Shot!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0
Submitted by charlie m on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 4:18pm.
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First let's get this out of the way...your all caps scare the shit outta me. And the fact that I have a comment vs an answer is giving me the shitty-britches, but here we go!
All dogs smell, but so do humans...just keep the 'lil bastard washed and don't let it shit or piss in your house and all will be good.
Note: I do not own an animal...I have children and they stank up mah house enough.
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
Mah Boo just got excited by that SATC episode where Samantha has sex with a hot fireman.
@ Charlie M
I want one too. My friend has a french bulldog and it sheds a lot of hair and farts a lot. It also has trouble breathing. Since they're fairly similar, we could assume that it will be the same with a pug.
TTFN
Submitted by Helena on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 4:19pm.
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please join the fb group and tell your friends.
BRING BACK SAL!
I might start a blog.
I am now jealous of Anderson Cooper for 2 things:
1) MK's love and affection.
2) His firehouse.
*pouts*
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
I'm pissed that Sal's not coming back! I can't believe it!
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I like boring things.
I WANT A PUG SO FUCKING BAD BUT AFRAID MY HOUSE WILL SMELL LIKE DOG. ANYONE ELSE HAVE A PUG OR SIMILAR PIG-LIKE SHORT HAIRED DOGED WHOSE HOUSE DOESNT SMELL LIKE DOG?
How I Met Your Mother seems like a breeding ground for former stars who can't even get arrested. I've seen an episode...it wasn't the best...
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 4:10pm
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I heart Sal.
watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxOcgcUqPUI
I don't know about this Mad Men show, I have never seen it, but Jon Hamm is very cute.
if you are a fan of Sal on Mad Men, you need to join this group.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Bring-Sal-back-to-Mad-Men/272374937903?ref...
I am so sick of the Jonas Brothers. They and Miley Cyrus should all just drive off a bridge.
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
Rachel Zoe is walking shoe leather
I don't give Fuck one for the Jonas Bros but that outfit looks like the offspring of a bull-dyke that has mated with a tablecloth.
Rachel Zoe is right. She's doesn't have an eating disorder. She has a meth addiction.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
well FUCK YOU Mad Men, I won't be watching.
Way to break my heart.
You know Cooper only bought this house because he's dying to shoot his own episode of All American Heroes, while swinging around the pole.
TTFN
will ferrel is a dick