Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This well-known singer had a very intentional wardrobe malfunction before a recent performance at an international venue. Instead of debating what to wear in the privacy of her dressing room, she decided to make her wardrobe options much more public. So she stripped topless backstage, and then had a golf cart driver chauffeur her between the stage and her dressing room while she was completely nude from the waist up.
Speculation is that she hoped that just a glimpse of her girls would cause a certain Royal Prince to ditch his girlfriend for her. Didn’t happen. Eventually there was a lame attempt by a handler to “protect her modesty” by holding up a sarong as a cover up, but the singer seemed rather intent on providing plenty of exposure for any interested photographers. Sadly for her, they just weren’t that many takers. Ouch. (Blind Gossip)
Unfortunately, I don't think this is Susan Boyle. I wish. I'll have to go with Lily Allen since she was seen riding around in a golf cart at Sydney's Big Day Out last week. Prince William was also there...
Which hugely famous British celebrity couple are about to give up the fight and split up? (Holy Moly! via Blind Gossip)
Queen Elizabeth and her boo? Okay, I'll guess the obvious: Pigtoria Beckham and her husband Minnie Mouse.
This married A list actress knows she is losing her popularity quickly. So, she has informed her managers to get her in the next Twilight movie. When they told her there were no parts for her, she said, "Well have them make up one or I will find new managers. Who wouldn't want me in their movie?" (CDAN)
JLo? MiserAlba? Nicole Kidman? Demi Moore? CZJ?
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Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 2:04pm.
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Good! I try really hard to ignore, ignore, ignore...but I can't stand psycho, bullying behavior. I am a longtime "drive-by" poster, neither day- nor night-crew. But love MK and his commentary, and really...Dlisted has the funniest, smartest posters around.
Thanks No Words. There's always a spot for you on my team! I am taking beaker's bitch's advice to heart and no longer engaging or responding to the troll. I suspect that ignoring her will not make her go away but it's true, why should I feel the need to justify myself?
I've been lurking a long time here and recently started posting a bit more. It is amazing how many awesome peeps are in here and they way, way, way make up for the not so cool ones.
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 1:44pm.
sickitten, why on earth are so concerned with my sleep? I did sleep. I am done sleeping. I had a nice workout and now I am going to have lunch and count my blessings that I am not you.Like I suggested in another thread, go watch soap operas.
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sickitten, why on earth are so concerned with my sleep? I did sleep. I am done sleeping. I had a nice workout and now I am going to have lunch and count my blessings that I am not you.Like I suggested in another thread, go watch soap operas.
Brangelina Forever!
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 1:23pm.
Would you please go get some sleep. Please!
Submitted by vidz on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 4:24am.
Has brangebrangebaby been banned? Cos i reported it a couple of days ago.
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I believe last night she said to nobody in particular that she was warned by the mod and was signing off but voila! she's back today like a genital rash. She started posting crazy shit last night, complete with personal info and links to supposed photos of a certain dlister that really gets her XL granny panties in a bunch.
BTW, I meant no harm to any cubicle workers with my comments or to any dlisted day shifters for that matter. Peace.
I like both the night and day crews... all of you are hilarious.
Can I say that I am a mellow drunken angry cubicle worker. I'm too old for this high school crap, and to try to be part of a clique.
"And Joe Perry, you are a man of many colors but I, motherfucker, am the rainbow!" -Steven Tyler
Has brangebrangebaby been banned? Cos i reported it a couple of days ago.
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Number 2 is Cheryl COle and that twerp Ashley Cole
Her song is called: Fight for this love.
It is an obvious one that one.
Still convinced that 3 is ScarJo, I can just hear her saying that.
#1 can't be Lily Allen. Prince William was NOT at the Big Day Out. He'd left the country before it was even on.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 11:57pm.
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"angry cubicle workers" vs "mellow drunks"
It all makes perfect sense now and I believe I have found my home!
There is an edgier thing going on during the daytime, for sure and it very well may be the slow death by cubicle they are experiencing...which I will now have more compassion for them because of.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 11:57pm.
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I beg to differ. *hunts and pecks with right index finger*
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 11:54pm.
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The night crew are funnier and friendlier, and just all around more likable, at least to me anyway.
this is true bowchicka. the daytimers give me the willies... mostly. angry cubical workers.
*shivers*
whereas we're just mellow drunks typing with one hand.
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Hee Hee, I like TITS' description of the jammy pants better than the reality of them!
Submitted by speakit on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 11:50pm.
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The print of the pants has martini glasses all over it.
Maybe it is just me but I find that when I post during the day, I rarely if ever get an acknowledgment or nuttin', which is fine. Better that then an unkind one. The night crew is a different vibe, I am finding.
I think she means see-through, shaken not stirred.
heh.
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Submitted by speakit on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 11:35pm.
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I don't know her well either but I do know we have the same martini glass pajama bottoms and she was fun to banter with.
At any rate, I appreciate you replying to me. Sometimes, while commenting amongst the posters with seniority, I need to run to the mirror to make sure I am not invisible. ;-)
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awww, honey, it doesn't work that way. There is no seniority. Been here two years, been here two days, you should be treated the same. um.. what are martini glass pajama bottoms? Do you mean the print or shape?
Submitted by speakit on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 11:35pm.
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I don't know her well either but I do know we have the same martini glass pajama bottoms and she was fun to banter with.
At any rate, I appreciate you replying to me. Sometimes, while commenting amongst the posters with seniority, I need to run to the mirror to make sure I am not invisible. ;-)
I have NO idea. She has my email and I have hers, but we've barely corresponded, and I don't really know her. I don't know what happens when you get banned on the main.
Submitted by speakit on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 11:28pm.
I asked about DD the other night. No response.
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Hi speakit! I found an old post of DD and when you click on her profile name, it brings you to her page which says "Access Denied". What's up with that? Is that what happens when the mods ban you? Do people get banned from here? Seems like you have to be mighty offensive to earn the ultimate punishment, based on some stuff I've seen here.
I asked about DD the other night. No response.
Hey sluts of the night! Does anyone know where DiamondDawg went to? I haven't seen her posting in a while and I miss her. She was always nice to me and one of the few posters who would actually respond to and acknowledge me. I know that sounds a little "oh poor me"...didn't mean it to but just wonderin' where oh where DD went? Also Chowgirl69? Where has she been?
Yea the only reason I was thinking Kidman, is because it was reported that she changed management teams very recently. Oh hell it could be any celeb.
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its bruce bitch...
Flatbush is right...Julia Roberts... Desparation is reeking off of her!!!
its bruce bitch...
I would bet ANYTHING...number 3 is JULIA ROBERTS!!!! That ho is so low on the totem pole of Hollywood... that has her skank stank all over it!!!
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Yes. Scuzzy through and through. I've always thought that.
Furthermore, no royal would eff that after such a blatant show of exhibitionism. Gross. Well, maybe Harry would.
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I thought of Rihanna immediately for #1, but now am convinced it was Lily Allen.
I'd LOVE to know who #3 is.
Lily's body looks nice here imho. I don't have a frickin clue as to the BI answers.
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Is it me or does anyone else look at Lily Allen and think bad hygiene? Bitch always looks scuzzy.
I couldn't guess a blind item to save my life. I don't watch tv or movies. How did I end up here?
1. Has Shitney been in the same country as Prince William lately?
2. I don't think that Whatsisname Mendes and Kate Winslet are "hugely" famous, so I'll guess it's either Russell and Katy or the Beckhams.
3. Could be any kunty egotist actress. JeLo, MiserAlba,Demi Whoore, Julia Roberts.
I'll guess it's JeLo - she has A-list recognition even if she hasn't had a hit anything in ages. And if she's delusional enuff to talk about how she wanted an Oscar right after giving birth, she's delusional enuff to think she fits into Twilight.
#2 - May be Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes
#3 - Definitely NOT Nicole Kidman
Isn't Jessica Alba over 20, thus making her too old to do Twilight? Besides, isn't there a "moody and pouty female" already on the cast?
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I am positive the Lily's fat comments are cause bitch got annoying really fast.
She's got hips and shit I guess.
According to Jeff from Coupling though: "as long as you've got cleavage, who cares which way it's facing?'"
I'm sure her ass got some nice cleavage, sooo... anyway, about The Soup: for some reason, Joss always goes there ever since she 'broke out' here in America. Not that she's huge in these parts, but I guess she met Joel somehow and they're sorta friends, so it makes sense.
Lily Allen has an OK body. At her age I would hope so. She is only 23 or so.
I hope it's the Beckhams for number two. I cannot stand Victoria Beckham,
Number three could be JLo. I hope it is. She seems to be acting desperately as of late.
Lily's bod looks kinda great here.
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But everyone has already SEEN Lily Allen's tits, numerous times by now, probably including even the Prince(s). Surely she knows this and wouldn't even bother.
I'm think it was Joss Stone. I saw her on The friggin' Soup the other night so you know she's slumming it. Don't get me wrong, The Soup is awesome IMO but if you're doing appearances for shows like that to promote an album, you are are bound to do desperate things.
1. Lilly Allen
2. Wgaf
3. Julia Roberts
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lilly got a body like posh but about 30 lbs heavier. not a thin frame but a slight one. people go on and on about how thin posh is but i dont think she is. she's real thin and slight but never has that real thin boned look to her. Maybe she is larger boned but skinny at the same time?
Yes, MK I think you're right about it being Lily Allen. Sounds logical. And she has ugly boobs, so the lack of attention is logical also.
Oh, shit, Snow! That got a hysterical laugh out of me and I'm jumping on that guess now.
Besides, it is way more fun to think about how this all unfolded with Wino instead of Lily.
goodo one!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:47pm.
I think it's Wino
with her new bolt ons
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-Lily Allen, yes, she's THAT desperate (and always drunk enough to pull shit like that).
-Cheryl Cole and her hubbie.
-JHo, she's delusional enough to think anyone would want her singing or acting anywhere.
Part of #2 is missing. The whole BI is
Which hugely famous British celebrity couple are about to give up the fight and split up? The girl has finally worked out he’s more of a hinderance [sic] than a help in every way.
I don't think it's Becks.
The 'hugely famous' British couple referred to in the second item is Cheryl Cole and her sack of shit husband Ashley.
I think it's Wino
with her new bolt ons
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