Wednesday, January 27th 2010
Keep Fucking That Chicken
That is not a picture from the conception of Chicken Cutlets. It's from the 2pznappod blog who witnessed some crazy bitch Borat-ing a chicken on the 6 train in NYC last night. Actually, he out-Borated Borat by sharing an intimate moment with the chicken in front of everyone. Get a coop!
But seriously, you can't fully put the blame on the chicken humper. He's just taking orders from Ernie Anastos. Clip below:
You know, the chicken really does look alluring. The dude just can't help it. And imagine what he does with a 6-piece Chicken McNugget from McDonald's? He brings his own sauce.
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It doesn't look at all like he fucked with the chicken. I think he was just rolling on the floor and cuddling with it. If he had fucked the chicken some passengers would have screamed.
You can see that he lifts the chicken several times. It's not close to his dick; the fuckery is just a MK joke if you ask me.
If.... - do you think the chicken would have been quiet as it was...?
Submitted by highAboveManhattan on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 2:07pm.
i can't believe all those imbeciles sat there laughing and did NOTHING. as a woman i can tell you that i'd have been stomping that man for animal abuse. that ruined my morning. ICK.
No, he was just laying there, acting silly and rolling on the floor while holding the chicken. Anyone with common sense would've done something about it.
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i can't believe all those imbeciles sat there laughing and did NOTHING. as a woman i can tell you that i'd have been stomping that man for animal abuse. that ruined my morning. ICK.
If I saw this guy and he was seriously fucking the chicken, I would have beat his fucking ass right there. You do not fuck with (or fuck) an animal in my presence, motherfuckers.
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I'm not offended by MK posting this. It's real life shit unfortunately and we aren't living in bubbles anymore.
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I really doubt he is really with the chicken, think about it do you really think if he takes his dick out and penetrates the chicken people will be laughing and taping or gagging and calling the cops?
I think he wasnt and it was just a gag joke
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I take the 4 and 5 n 6 regularly and I doubt he is really doing the chicken people were laughing meaning he must had been joking, when people do offensive things the majority of people get off the train but then again I saw a dude get naked and some chicks were giggling and taking his picture, but the cops came, the L is probably were you will see the kinkiest things like sex etc... but if you up to it go to central park and look in the bushes (sorry MK) but you always find gays there doing their thing as well
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MK - I like to read your website because you usually write about people doing stupid stuff to themselves but I DON'T find the following funny:
* Developmentally or physically disabled
* Child abuse and molestation
* Unwarranted violence or murder
* Animal abuse and beastiality
The reasons are because these are people/creatures who did nothing wrong or did not do anything to bring wrath upon themselves. By making light of a man who is supposedly raping a chicken is sick and you should be ashamed of yourself.
We can tolerate many things, Miss MK, but we do NOT tolerate cruelty to defenceless little citizens!
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why are people so ready to jump into conclusions
he's just petting and hugging his chicken just
like any other pet-lovin' homeless.
I see worst than this fuckery every day downtown,
this don't impress me much,
now this is the beauty right here:
http://www.picrandom.com/images/ihateitwhe.jpg
Submitted by Eddie on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 2:50am.
Get a coop!
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LMFAO!!!!!
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You can't see anything... why do you think he was fucking it? Surely you'd see some evidence of it...
I hope and pray that in a day or two we see a story about how this guy has been identified, and then he is made an example. I'm so disgusted. From the grainy video it's hard to tell what really happened, but if he's doing what everyone says he's doing, he needs to have his ass kicked.
I don't know what's worse: this guy or the assholes just sitting there, smirking.
Get a coop!
LOLL
Did the chicken get a Facial?
looks like the chicken was totally asking for it, that slut of a chicken was on top and looked like she was having a hell of a good time.
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I don't know what is more disturbing, this or the fact I want to see a clearer video of this just to check what exactly he is doing.
ugh
thanks for the bestiality/exhibistionist combo plate.
seriously, this was wrong way wrong & now that he got off on that he is going to get more brave & push the envelope even more next time.
i would have kicked his side & said WTF? children are protected from these perverts so the animal needed som ekind of voice or advocate...remember it's ONLY cool if it is consentual.
He was just petting it....right?
BTW, that is a really well behaved rooster. Kudos to his animal husbandry skills.
Oh please. This was already done in "Pink Flamingos" with a lot more panache and chicken blood. Is there nothing new?
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What?
The?
Fuck?
Hey! what is he doing to the chicken? I can't see shit. Seems like he's just rolling around holding the damn animal.
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He's effing a HEND!?! BAWWWK!
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 8:42pm.
This is why I don't do public transportation. Everybody thinks I'm a fucking snob but I don't care. I've got my reasons...
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ANIMAL ABUSE!!! ANIMAL ABUSE!!!
This is why I don't do public transportation. Everybody thinks I'm a fucking snob but I don't care. I've got my reasons...
BAWK!!!
Than man violated me!
AND I LIKED IT!!!
PECK PECK PECK PECK
*bounces onto third rail*
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 7:54pm.
Man, if I saw some shit like that going early to work, I'd say "motherfucker, no one wants to see that shit!". No way in HELL I'm enabling an exhibitionist, these people are the worst. After he's done with the chicken, he'll be the nasty, stinky fucker on the train grinding his dick on your shoulder or trying to grab your ass.
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And I woulda had your back. You gotta take a stand sometime, otherwise jerks like this get even bolder.
Poor chicken.
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Watched it and through my fingers over my eyes too.
That bitch at the 1:00 mark got on, looked at that guy and chicken with a side-eye then promptly sat her ass down right where she could have a front row seat for this fuckery!
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This trumps any shit that has come out of Florida in the last six months!
I don't think I can watch this.
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I'm just relieved that he's wearing a cross. At least we know he's coming from a good place.
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Man, if I saw some shit like that going early to work, I'd say "motherfucker, no one wants to see that shit!". No way in HELL I'm enabling an exhibitionist, these people are the worst. After he's done with the chicken, he'll be the nasty, stinky fucker on the train grinding his dick on your shoulder or trying to grab your ass.
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Awww... KEEP SNUGGLING THAT CHICKEN! Sometimes I miss NYC.
But I have to wonder 1) where you buy a chicken in the city. 2) how long you survive after lying on a subway floor or if the flesh eating disease just dissolves you right there and then.
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Why didn't someone call the police or better yet PETA?
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Submitted by speakit on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 7:14pm.
That's not a chicken, it's a rooster.
He's playing with his cock. All men do it.
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Ahahaha! Good one Speakit and true!
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what's he doin to the chicken? is he just rollin around with it? or is there penis involved? and why are the train people laughin?
What was Jack-n-the-Hat doing in NYC??
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What's the fare for a chichen on the "6" these days?
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 6:23pm.
He's doing a most bizarre Funky Chicken.
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That's not a chicken, it's a rooster.
He's playing with his cock. All men do it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 6:57pm.
OMG I LOVE NY
this was my train, I used to live in Parkchester before I moved to Jersey
STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS!!
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OMG! I was just about to say something about this and then remembered to catch up on my Joisey Shore and OMG! I just saw Ronnie drop one! ACK! That epis missing! It's the replay...
So anyways. I love the way the loudspeaker is so conversational with this guy just lying on the floor like that. I keep waiting for it to say: "Get up off the floor, sir. This ain't yo house."
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What the hell did I just watch?
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