Oooooh, I'm Telling!
During a break in filming Gossip Girl in Brooklyn yesterday, 16-year-old Taylor Momsen sucked on a fag while not thinking about Haiti outside of her trailer. The vision of a teenager trying to work a cigarette like Keith Richards isn't really new. To me, that's not the most tragic part of this picture. The tragedy lies within those abuelita knee hose! If Taylor (or the Gossip Girl costume bitches) are going to go there, then they need to do that shit right!
Memaw hose are meant to be paired with a tattered floral house dress worn under a "Don't Worry, Be Happy" sweatshirt bought at tourist shop in Hawaii. To finish the look, slip on a pair of straw slippers stolen from the neighbor's front porch and an L.A. Raiders sun visor. That is the look. Put that fag down and try again, Taylor.
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She's about as cool and edgy as Avril Lavigne.
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
Thats a FAT-ASS ciggarette
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all grits is gud grits
I don't give a shit. This girl is a waste of space and if she wants to smoke her lungs out I am not mad.
Hey, Taylor! Need a light? I'll hook you up.
"Memaw hose are meant to be paired with a tattered floral house dress worn under a "Don't Worry, Be Happy" sweatshirt bought at tourist shop in Hawaii. To finish the look, slip on a pair of straw slippers stolen from the neighbor's front porch and an L.A. Raiders sun visor"
AHAHAHA!!! Totally! My grandma always looks like she put on all the 2ndhand clothes she owns on in the dark. One time she was even wearing 2 different shoes: my grandpa's boot, and one of her slippers. Wtf!
She's so baaaad...she's a smoker! Wow, what a grown up. And she is wearing black! So edgy. She should write a book, "Stereotypical edginess for morons".
In her defense she is WAY too busy trying to look cool smoking with her scraggly nylons to worry about people in Haiti.
I thought this was Charlize Theron smoking something non nicotine related before I started reading the text.
Not that Taylor is a beautiful, tall and sophisticated blonde like Theron. Oh, hell no, but for a moment, she almost looked as old as Charlize, who's old enough to be her mother?
Fucking amazing, isn't it? By the time Charlize turns 40, Taylor will be 20, but look 40 too! Just like Hohan...
I knew this was going to be her fate since GG started, but I thought it would take a little longer than it's taking for her to go there.
I bet she smells awful
I'd like to think she was smoking her tampon.
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Bottom-feeder.
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That ciggie is HUGE...is it real or one of those fake-o japanese things?
Poseur. What a worthless cunt. (BTW, bitch looks MUCH older than 16)
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Submitted by SpiceDong 1/28/10 11:35am
"I predict a Britney or Lohan style meltdown in 3..2..1"
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You give her too much credit. I say it will be more like Misha Barton. This chick is already an ungrateful punk (like Barton was/is) and she'll be scraping for jobs in a few years.
She seems to be wearing her granny's surgical support stockings. Way cool.
Is that Mama from Mama's Family? Nice knee-highs.
Little Jenny Humphrey is all grown up, smoking that great big cigarette! :rolleyes
this girl is fucking disgusting.
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Brad should have known better since Billy Bob Thornton, a man who has a fear of antiques and only eats orange food, said that she had too many problems for him.
- Howard Stern
or like my grandmother and great grandmother did, a housecoat with stockings that are neatly rolled down to your ankles - IDK why -
Hey Black Lungs! You stink!
SO EDGY. She DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK. EDGE!
The best part about seeing these poseurs is knowing the Hollywood Machine churns out more bots where she came from. Younger, shinier and yes, edgier. It'll start about the time she's gets down to the filter of that cig..
I don't know who this woman is, but she sure as Hell isn't 16. Slap on another 10 years to this mess.
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 12:07pm.
You know what would be really badass? If she keeps smoking and eventually ends up with a hole in her throat and a voice box.
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OOOOhh Then she would sound like one of those Cylons from Battlestar Galatica. Fucking sweet!
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Jeniloonies, please start your assault now, since I have dared to insult your cat-lady goddess.
(Dementa 1/27/09)
You know what would be really badass? If she keeps smoking and eventually ends up with a hole in her throat and a voice box.
~Pamela~
My mama used to say ''if she smokes,she pokes''.
And I never smoked in my life. Tried it once at age 13 and threw up. I was done after that.
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Jeniloonies, please start your assault now, since I have dared to insult your cat-lady goddess.
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what the fuck there r so many cute knee highs to choose from
I reluctantly must give her credit for her music, which actually is real actual music and not some retarded kindergarten ringtone discoshit.
Smoke away kid, that bothers me a world of less than this ringtone-discoshit pollution all the braindead asswipes nowadays mistake for music.
Yes, she's that cool. I'm sure her mom steals a few from her purse when she runs out of them.
Stupid little ho.
"And Joe Perry, you are a man of many colors but I, motherfucker, am the rainbow!" -Steven Tyler
NO RAIDERS IN LOS ANGELES. NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE.
Submitted by Chatham on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 10:05am.
Give it a few years and she'll develop smoker's wrinkles around the mouth, and will look 10 years older than she is. Then we will laugh.
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To me, she already looks 10 years older than she is. cigarette or not. She looks rough and used up...I predict a Britney or Lohan style meltdown in 1, 2, 3...
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 11:22am.
Do teenagers smoke anymore?
Back in the day, when I first met Mr. Hekki (13 years ago), his whole family and I smoked. His sisters, his parents, all of us! Now he's the only one left who still smokes.
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Sounds like me and Mr. Bow, as well as the whole family thing. Ya, teenagers are still taking up the habit. As long as there are teenagers, the need to look cool and beer in this world, ciggies will be all the rage with young uns'.
So what? Don't you KNOW that celebritards don't have to follow the laws and rules us normal folks do???? What about the multitudes of pictures of under 21 celebritards (yea, YOU HOHAN!!!) at clubs with alchohol? Oh yea... they weren't drinking either.... yea....
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
Oooo she is so bad ass! First saying the fuck word in an interview and now this! She sure has me convinced. Dumbass, this bitch is so orchestrated it is pathetic! Im sure she goes home to her princess pink room and talks to her stuffed animals about the day she will become Mrs. Justin Bieber! HAHAHA
Do teenagers smoke anymore?
Back in the day, when I first met Mr. Hekki (13 years ago), his whole family and I smoked. His sisters, his parents, all of us! Now he's the only one left who still smokes.
WHO IS THIS GIRL'S DADDY?! WHERE IS HER DADDY?!
I want to smack kids that take up smoking because it is socially acceptable or whatever reason. The habit of breathing in poison several times a day for years is hard as hell to break. Most people can't stop.
She is sooo cool, I wish I was as cool as her. She must be smoking Kool cigarettes.
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Submitted by KD on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 9:52am.
So, don't 16 year olds have to have someone else go buy their smokes for them? What a drag. (ha, punny!)
Not in New York. I've never been carded in NYC, like, ever. I used to get served when I was 16/17 at bars, and I think one time I was even wearing a prom dress. Hahaha.
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lol @ lifeislikecake!
I predict she will be Tara Reid 2.0.
The used-up-ho force is strong with this one.
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Gee, how fucking edgy and hardcore. This rich, spoiled bitch annoys the shit out of me.
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
My new motto in life is therefore:
If you're old enough to smoke, you're old enough to care about Haiti!!!
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Give it a few years and she'll develop smoker's wrinkles around the mouth, and will look 10 years older than she is. Then we will laugh.
When we send the carton of ciggys.. can we send the exploding kind so the next time we see these pictures they won't be so boring.
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
Keep on smokin them cigs honey, that way we might not see your stupid ass on tv much longer.
*sends case of Camel unfiltereds to Gossip Whore set*
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david Letterman- hey slut -- you calm down too . Submitted by luscious_t 1/22/10
Two words for this whorette: Becky Connor
nice granny stockings.
So, don't 16 year olds have to have someone else go buy their smokes for them? What a drag. (ha, punny!)
I MIGHT DONT wanna kick this lil girl in the bagina.
she is so cunty.
and loozer, i wanna hang out with ur momma!
This kid is working overtime to be seen as the badass rock & roll girl, too bad for her that it all seems calculated. She'll have her fun and then end up blowing losers for tabloid time like all those that came before her...nothing original with this one.
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I am not a pussy.
Stupid little bitch.
The real crime here is the old, saggy knee-highs she's wearing. Even my great memaw wouldn't be caught dead in those!
And indeed that is a ciggie. Camel Wide, natch.
they're ripping off cassie's character in skins season 1 w/ the knee highs. I love cassie!
that looks way to gigantic to be a ciggie...maybe it's a candy one?
That's attractive.
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.