Thursday, January 28th 2010
A Mother's Work Is Never Done
A devoted mother got her souffle top decorated with the tattooed portrait of a Miami DJ in order to win passes for her equally dumb daughter (who is way too old for this shit) to meet the wailing lesbian fetus known as Justin Bieber. Insert Fark's "Florida" tag here.
If I ever asked my mother to get a tattoo of Rick Dees' face above her ass so that I could meet my tween icon Martika, she probably would've dropped me off on the steps of a Catholic church and left me there.
On a positive note, it will only take a few strokes of red to turn that mom's tattoo into the Heat Miser.
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Craziest thing I've seen
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Proud love child of Oprah Winfrey & Bill Gates
I love the fact that it's a tramp stamp; priceless.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
That is just dumb. To agree to a tattoo like that just for a chance to meet some fetus teenager (he looks like he's 8 years old, does he have a hormone problem? will he ever mature?) If I were a tattoo artist, I would never agree to do a tattoo like that. I would only do tattoo on people who have put serious thought into them. This was just dumb.
Oh, that DJ looks like a slightly older, chubbier Justin Bieber. So the DJ is just a chubby fetus.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Holy shit, I've never wanted to knock someone's teeth out more than that girl in that video.
MK you get +1000 for the fark reference.
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"Publicity is one hellova drug."
-RecessVillain
The whole affair is fucking beyond sad.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 11:08am.
They should have tattooed the girl an upper lip
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Hahaha!!! Thanks, this made me giggle.
WTF is wrong with these people?!?
They could have at least made it just the lettering or something more attractive, that is just cruel & they are just insanely stupid for doing it. Its not like she was wanting to meet Jesus Christ or something!
*tries to picture the "HELL NO! Are you crazy?!" moment that would have ensued had my own daughter asked this of me* Nope. We wouldn't even get that far.
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The Stains Movie! ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC03__ow-aQ
Oh hell no.
If I took the time to raise my kids AND pay for the college tuition then that, to me, means that I love them.
Fuck getting a tattoo of an artist they will outgrow and forget about when they hit 18.
I damn sure wouldn't have asked my mom to get a Duran Duran or Men At Work tattoo for some tickets.
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
All involved are loathesome
Really cute kids end up growing up to be fugly.. This Justin Bieber is gonna have a really awkward growth stage x10
bwah what a dumbass
Why not be creative?! Tatoo a big arrow on her back pointing towards her ass with the words "insert in one of these two holes".
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
I told my cousins that Justin was a lesbian and they didnt get the joke, why bother explaining it to them
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 11:30am Thanks, Tristan! Can you imagine the teasing she must have gotten her whole life? Tickets for this prepubescent kid should be the least of that girl's worries.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
I guess she was planning on never having doggy style sex ever again.
Meh, hardly any colour to it, easy enough to cover with something better, no biggie. The loc however I'd have a problem with, does anyone over 19 even want a tramp-stamp? Lord knows they look like shit.
That tattoo is just begging for a Dirty Sanchez.
Some people are such idiots, I cannot believe it.
Haha! I knew MK was a secret Farker! Nice shoutout.
And...........as she gets older, we can all watch the tramp stamp fall in to her crack. Now spread so we can see it!
What an ass. Literally.
And it sounded like he said "Go meet Justin's Beaver!".
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His hair looks like a merkin that got scared out of its wits, but then everything was okay. --Centaurious
Submitted by TheHeckler on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 11:10am.
Usually a tramp stamp takes a couple of years to spread out like melted velveeta, but I give this tattoo a couple of weeks before the image of that guy's already-bloated-face looks like the body of a blue whale on that lady's back.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! This thread is killing me softly.
Thanks for the grand laffs today, kidz!
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- "If (Tila) actually gives birth, she'll forget where she put the baby one night while she's getting ready to go out and that will be the end of that. She is such a pustule on the buttocks of the world." - Dog
Ok, two things.
1) It is funny as fuck that she is wearing Pac-Sun jeans (I know the label because my wife wears them but she's not 50)
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2) THEY ARE "SKINNY"
That made me laugh my ass off.
oh yeah the heat miser comment is fucking priceless!
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Have a baby by me baby, BE ON WELFARE! ! !
Team no tattoo's of names, unless it's your kids names!
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 11:15am.
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ahahahahhhahaha!
I looked at her "no upper lip" situation as well!
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Have a baby by me baby, BE ON WELFARE! ! !
"...to meet the wailing lesbian fetus known as Justin Bieber...."
OMG. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! I am DYING here! :oD
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- "If (Tila) actually gives birth, she'll forget where she put the baby one night while she's getting ready to go out and that will be the end of that. She is such a pustule on the buttocks of the world." - Dog
Submitted by Blahfrickinblah on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 11:20am.
ETA: Tasty-I talked to a tattoo artist who said he wouldn't recommend getting a tattoo of anyone's name other than your pet's cause anyone else has the potential of fucking you over. Sadly, I think he was right.
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that's right. STAINS will never let you down!
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 11:16am.
Bleck. Justin reminds me of Hayley Mills in Parent Trap. Have a look for yourself.
He really does.
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Wasn't she on the first version of Saved by the Bell? If yes, then in that case, maybe that creepy kid who looks like her has a future tickling Screeches poop-shute.
Justin Bieber looks like a soft wet pussy. I can't believe he is popular with kids these days. Back in my day it was all Andrew Keegan, Brad Renfro (rip), Devon Sawa, Heath Ledger (rip), Aaron Carter, Justin Timberlake, Jonathon Taylor Thomas... Etc. Not all were my taste but at least they looked studly and you knew they were gonna grow up hot. I don't get this kid's appeal.
I don't know who this Justin kid is either, but I'm very comfortable not knowing about teenage media culture. It just makes me feel violent anyway.
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FIST PUMP!!
Oh my god. That tattoo "artist" couldn't even adhere that line drawing on straight, so the whole terrible tattoo ended up being crooked as well as being hideous.
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FIST PUMP!!
YOU EITHER LICK THE COOTER OR STICK THE COOTER
ahahahahahahahaha
the daughter looks twice his size anyway
OMG Few Words I was just thinking I wonder if the tattoo artists ever get grossed out by a smelly ass
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
First time I saw Justin B in a video I thought he was a girl, then I was, cool that this little lesbian in making it big...Then I figure it out it was a 15 year old boy....
As for the mom's tattoo...no comments. Really, WTF were they thinking? Stupid...is not like Justin Bibier is going to meet her and marry her stupid ass.
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tu puta madre
It would have been better placed ON the ass, not above. Like on the left cheek with his mouf really close to her no-no hole....
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
Who and what?. Whatever. There are things I would do for my kid, no problem, but they must include respect and dignity. No way I would be subjected to situations where my human dignity is compromised. What kind of message would I be giving? oh yes, that I'm a walking doormat that's always ready to serve my kid? fuck it!.
That woman and her daughter are stupid.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 11:16am.
Bleck. Justin reminds me of Hayley Mills in Parent Trap. Have a look for yourself.
He really does. I think he'll grow up to be less masculine, though.
Few Words....your avatar...lmao!!! I love it!!
As for these dumb whores, if she's dumb enough to do this in the first place, I don't think she's smart enough to even regret it in the rear view mirror of life.
"Oh it will be a good story for the grandkids to hear some day. Pass me another Pabst will ya honey?"
ETA: Tasty-I talked to a tattoo artist who said he wouldn't recommend getting a tattoo of anyone's name other than your pet's cause anyone else has the potential of fucking you over. Sadly, I think he was right.
you should only get tattoos of people that are permanent in your life, i.e. parents, kids, pets...
ahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahaahhahahaahahahhahaa
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Yes, siiiir, Mr. Dees. Oh, MK. Who knew. I grew up listening to the Memphis radio station that launched Rick Dees' career. Rick Dees and His Cast of Idiots and his reading of the "alternate" school lunch were the highlight of my day. And like Conan O'Brien and Triumph, Rick had to leave all those bits behind when he parted ways with WHBQ. They even tried to take Disco Duck from him! The bastards.
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne
"Ignorance is curable, but stupidity is forever." -Gary Cryan
Bleck. Justin reminds me of Hayley Mills in Parent Trap. Have a look for yourself.
http://www.parentpreviews.com/legacy-pics/parent_trap-1961.jpg
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The money would have been better spent buying the daughter an upper lip.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
I've never even heard him sing (not that I think it would make a difference, but Justin Bieber creeps me the fuck out.
what's with all the fake home-boy shit? fist bumps and whatever the crap they were talking. just be yourself - please don't try to be black.
and i love my son madly but i'm not getting anybody's face tattooed on my backside,
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Danny: [slaps Bandy]
Archie: No, no, no, NO. Come on, do it properly with the back of the right hand.
24....that's not healthy. Maybe she's got maternal feelings for Bieber. Which means beaver, by the way. *giggle*
Their names are Luis and Moan?
OK, I thought I'd laugh at their idiocy, but this actually made me depressed.
TTFN
Wouldnt it be easier to sell your liver for Justin Bienber tickets? I mean one stupid concert for 3 hours tops "entertainment" and a lifetime of an ugly fat ugly dj as your tramp stamp? Nice and her and daughter are ugly she should teach her to use her brains, and to value herself what morals could this be teaching this child who obviously doesnt have a brain of her own because to like that little lesbian tyke is like liking Hannah montana and just following the crowd in order to be accepted
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma