JLo And Posh Wear The Same Size
You know how sometimes the skinny bitch friend turns to the fat bitch friend and says something like, "Oh look! We wear the same size in earrings!" Well, Posh sort of pulled that shit on JLo when talking to 10 Magazine (via Showbiz Spy).
Posh queefed to the magazine, “My dresses are for women of all different shapes and sizes. Actually, the one I tried on yesterday was the one Jennifer wore. Who’d have thought I’d be the same size as Jennifer Lopez!”
Posh is just having a laugh. The only way she could fit into JLo's dress perfectly is if it successfully completed an entire season of The Biggest Loser. JLo is by no means fat (except for her ass), but she doesn't wear SIZE: ANT LEG like Posh. However, I bet Posh does share clothes with Skeletor. Now that would make sense.
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Who’d have thought I’d be the same size as Jennifer Lopez!”
And that is when Posh drew a knife from behind her back and attempted to commit hari kari with it. Only the quick reaction of her husband, Becks, saved the couture dress she was wearing from permanent blood stains.
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oh shit Buuurnn she basically just said woowww!! i can't believe that fat ass is the same size as me. then she went and threw up in the bathroom and i didnt' eat for a month
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maybe posh meant she and jlo have the same size ego...makes sense to me...
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I am not sure about JLO. There are times I think she is a size 8. At other times she looks more like a 4. Two, never.
Posh is a size -4. She can fit 6X in kids.
No way in hell Posh is size two. I have some pretty skinny friends who have actually bought clothes from the girls (not juniors) section at the Gap, but they are still bigger than Posh!
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Posh was definitely trying to stab J-Lo in the back! She knew good and hell well that people would read it and say "bitch please!!!" Two thumbs up for that trickery Posh!
JLo is a 4 I'd say, and Posh is a boy's size small 'cept for the weird basketballs on her chest bones.
OH I wish I could wear that dress Jlo is wearing. But I'd spill taco sauce or coffee on it, cuz ya know.. I eat. Ever tried that Vicky? It's kinda enjoyable.
OMG what a bitch lol.
Girls can be so bitchy. I had a girl in my class once who went all J.Lo. She said she was proud of her big butt. Another girl turned to her and said, "You don't have a big butt, you have a lot of skin." The moment she said that I sat back in my chair and enjoyed the show ;)
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 8:17pm.
This anorexic whore is tryna squelch rumors that she's an anorexic whore...This shit comes out after the report of her ordering actual FOOD from Gordon Ramsay. No bitch, it don't work like dat. Either you own your anorexic crazay or you eat (and I mean REALLY eat actual FOOD with CALORIES) like a normal person. Bitch, we seen you back when you was actually kinda hot...Chola, but hwat...you ain't naturally ant leg thin, especially after squeezin' out some Becks pups. So don't front...
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This anorexic whore is tryna squelch rumors that she's an anorexic whore...This shit comes out after the report of her ordering actual FOOD from Gordon Ramsay. No bitch, it don't work like dat. Either you own your anorexic crazay or you eat (and I mean REALLY eat actual FOOD with CALORIES) like a normal person. Bitch, we seen you back when you was actually kinda hot...Chola, but hwat...you ain't naturally ant leg thin, especially after squeezin' out some Becks pups. So don't front...
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I don't wanna discuss why one is darker than the other, because this really is not that abnormal.
Also, I'm pretty sure that Jho is more careful about the fakebake than Posh.
Posh is so "intense" she diets and tans to the extreme! She's so accomplished at starving and frying her skin. Amazing skills.
I guess that it's so damn intense that those things fried her last 2 brain cells too.
If she thinks that statement is a good way to promote her dumbass fashun line, well, bitch is too damn retarded to think twice about what's a good marketing statement and what's opening one's mouth and shoveling one's foot into it.
You might be amused to know that a man in Ocala, Florida, has a chicken with two rear ends. He has named it "J-Lo."
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2010/jan/24/chicken-ocala-has-odd-anatomy...
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Hmmph. Calling attention to the obvious fact that she is skinnier than Jenny from the block (which btw, impresses no one with any common sense)
Bitch.
Anyway, can we discuss why Posh is so much darker than JLola? Hell, I got African and Latin blood and bitch is darker than me.
Ooooh, look at me. I'm the same color as Posh. Who would have guessed?
Size ant leg... LOLZ :D
I'd take JLo's body over Posh's any day. And being the chubby girl I am, I like to think that when you're skinny, those shoes dont hurt your feet as much. Yes I may be dreaming but hey, its one of the reasons I'm trying to lose weight! SHOES! :P
WTF with the shoes. You gotta have a lot of self-loathing to want to do that to your feet.
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I'm just really glad she didn't get bolt-ons. Gawd knows she can afford platinum filled ones.
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hahahahahhahahaha...please Posh, STFU.
J.Lo is small up top, huge in the ass and thighs, and then has tiny calves and ankles. Quite a strange body, but she rocks it.
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Jlo's rear end has always been a big surprise to m.since she's so tiny on top. Fuck it, bitch's chest doubles as a runway.
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It's entirely possible if there's enough lycra spandex involved and if JLo prefers to wear 2-sizes smaller to hyper-accentuate her curves.
Mabye a dress j-blow wore when she was 15 Posh could fit into.
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I totally know what you mean, until very recently,I was the fat friend. Yet my BFF ( who is still skinnier than me ) who can wear anything cos she has no boobs or stretchmarks (GRR...) constantly whines abt how awful she looks in clothes.
Jlo has the most BEAUTIFUL colouring,esp against this pumpkin backdrop.
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Submitted by Coffy73 on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 4:43pm.
These two look like those mannequins in that Twilight Zone episode where they each get to spend 1 year as a real person and then have to come back to the store and be a mannequin again. --------------------------------
I love that episode!
I would say JLo wears a 6 the most, the least a 4, where as Pos would be a 2 the most. JLo does have a really small waist, it's just her ass that is big & dresses may be more generous in that area.
Does Posh have body dysmorphic disorder or something?? Does she look in the mirror and see JLo's body? Damn girl. Not even close, Bones.
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These two look like those mannequins in that Twilight Zone episode where they each get to spend 1 year as a real person and then have to come back to the store and be a mannequin again. When are these plastic pieces going back permanently?
WHAT SHE REALLY SAID
"IT WAS THE ONE JLO WHORED"
Posh wears nowhere near a size 2. She'd probably throw herself out the nearest window if she did. She is probably 00 at MOST and likely has to have clothes fixed to fit her.
In her heyday around 2001(ha!), I saw J Lo in person up close and she was much smaller than I expected. Actually, petite. Just, as they say, curvier on the bottom half. Still, she's definitely on the larger end (pun!) of the Hollywood weight spectrum.
Jlo is like 8-10 considering her hips and ass
Posh is like 2-4
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JLo's hips are way larger than Posh's (judging from the pic above)...so I doubt that very much. JLo is pretty much a standard size 6, maybe a 4 in certain dresses depending on the fit. Posh is a 0 or a 2 (on her fat days, of course). She is just kidding herself into thinking she is as curvy as JLo (whose ass is the size of Posh's entire body).
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 3:45pm.
I wonder what JLO thinks
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I'm not sure she has enough time to think, what with sharpening her claws and a couple of machetes on the way to the Beckhams.
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I wonder what JLO thinks, if she's insulted. I wouldn't be insulted! I'd be stoked.
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yeah, Posh saying she wears the same size as Jennifer Lopez is just like a skinny girl telling her overweight friend "Oh, I'm sooooo fat right now!!! I can't believe I've balooned up to size 2!!!!!!!! I'm such a fat pig"...
knowing that her overweight friend is trying to remember the last time her arm would fit into a size 2 pair of jeans
The funny part is every time a chick like Posh makes a stupid statement like this, she just shows how insecure she is & how much she hates herself. We all know she thought her face looked like a fat pig face when she was a normal weight...the only reason she stays so thin is so her face wont get fat again
"Oh look! We wear the same size in earrings!"
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Maybe if you exclude the ass! JLo has an ass the size of a fucking rhino! No way could I do her from behind.
Maybe I'm a naive dumbfuck, but perhaps Posh was referring to the fact that, for most people, she's known for being a stick and Jello is known for being curvy, hence her surprise to find out they wore the same size.
...Yeah, I'm a naive dumbfuck.
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Three Poshes could fit into one of fatass J-Ho's skirts!
I hate myself for saying this, but... her designs are actually pretty good. I heard the critics were also pleasantly surprised.
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Oh that was awesome!!
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What did JLo threaten Posh with to get her to say that?
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I don't know. When you start getting into 0 and 000 sizes does it really matter who is skinnier then?
I am annoyed J Lo just as much as anyone else, but damn! That is quite the verbal bitch slap.
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HOW do they walk in those pencil skirts?
It's that stretchy material. That stuff is great. You go up a size and the material just stretches. I'm sure with dresses that is pretty easy.
JHo's body looks good here.
Posh looks like she should be talking to a chancellor about meeting her target weight.
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Of course you fit into it! She's twice your size, easily! Cha!
O - I see you said it differently. You said you wear the same size? Who'd have thought!?
What is she tryna do? Make us all expose our muffin tops?! That's what she's doing - I know it.
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