Afternoon Crumbs
The Jokes Shit Themselves: Tori & Dean at a toilet paper event - Lainey Gossip
Kate Hudson got a facial - Popsugar
Miramax is done - The Wrap
Ashlee Simpson would show up to the opening of a bag of Reese's Pieces - Just Jared
Michelle Trachtenberg made a mess - Egotastic!
Emma Roberts opens a door - Hollywood Tuna
Peta is trying to get Punxsutawney Phil fired from his full-time job - Towleroad
Gold digger hero of the day (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Brit Brit maintaining her beauty in Calabasas - Hollywood Rag
Conan can do it all - Cityrag
Jon Hamm lost the beard - Celebitchy
Stepford Katie gets snowed on at Sundance. Meanwhile in a dungeon somewhere, Tommy Girl was also getting snowed on - ICYDCK
If Johnny Cash was a cream-less Twinkie - Socialite Life
Ronnie Wood has really lost his mind. Bitch is wearing UGGS - Holy Moly!
Bradley Cooper went cock ring shopping. I mean......engagement ring shopping - I'm Not Obsessed
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Why does Katie Holmes have that smug smirk on her face?
Submitted by kellywinona on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 11:16pm.
Elmo-
That wasn't a photo of his ex, that was a thumbnail of Nelly Furtado (sp?)
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Dude, no way that is Nelly Furtado. nu-uh.
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
Tori needs the Heidi Montag special, STAT.
Elmo-
That wasn't a photo of his ex, that was a thumbnail of Nelly Furtado (sp?)
this was his ex
http://www.luminato.com/festival/eng/designedit/upload/Aline_Sandler_Mar...
Seeing news of Miramax and J.D. Salinger dying on the same page as some shit about Asshlee Simpson makes me want to turbo-vomit lit rocket fuel (see my avatar).
motherFUCKER, that beard was too epic. FUCK.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
I love the article on Ashole Simpson! Calls her a "singer" - waaaaahaaaaa! Surely your fucking me, my dog sings better than that douche!
Mad love for everyone who has ever uttered "in this economy!"
Tori and Dean look inbred. Those two would show up to the opening of a sewer plant.
Weasel-boy dumped that foxy wife for TORI the hossface? And then the "happy" couple actually wonder why people say he's a golddigger?
Dean;s small eyes too close together lend him an inbred hilljack look- and he could pass for an Orangutan as well.
His features are not even CLOSE to the 'golden ratio'..more like the Rustoleum Ratio.
Dean whatits has the close set marble eyes and thin lipped mean looking face of an abusive honkey tonk troublemaker.
Bossy -- Kate Hudson is all sorts of fug, and yeah, she does have fat girl face even though she's a twig.
You_Complete_Me -- Dean McDermott looks like some sort of weird animal; I can't figure out which one, and his eyes are way too close together.
Submitted by elmo533 on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 4:52pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic
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Ouch! Tori is a downgrade.
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That is an understatement. Tori is a downslope.
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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic
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Ouch! Tori is a downgrade.
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/stars/mary-jo-eustace/
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
McDermott's eyes are too close together.
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- "If (Tila) actually gives birth, she'll forget where she put the baby one night while she's getting ready to go out and that will be the end of that. She is such a pustule on the buttocks of the world." - Dog
Bradley Cooper is looking mighty hot in that picture.
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*I'm a DLister - Don't hate us cause the party crashed on us.
It looks like Britneys got her real hair back.
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Everything's all fun and games until someone shits in the pool.
Kate Hudson 1) Leave Gael Garcia Bernal alone 2) Why do you have a chubby face when you're not chubby?!
Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 4:30pm.
I have it on the DVD of Conan's anniversary show that he did many years ago. It's probably my favorite (non-Triumph) sketch of his.
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
Darn that Britney and her trainers. One day she can look meh and the next day bounce back with a banging body. She looks good today.
Totally thought Tori Spelling was Heidi Montag.
Dean's former wife, Mary Jo Eustace, is pictured here:
http://www.canadianliving.com/relationships/friends_and_family/5_famous_...
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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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Ha! PETA just keeps digging its own grave. Awesome. Self-destruction is hopefully imminent.
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- "If (Tila) actually gives birth, she'll forget where she put the baby one night while she's getting ready to go out and that will be the end of that. She is such a pustule on the buttocks of the world." - Dog
Miramax -- what a great studio. It was done for, though, when Disney bought them out; the beginning of the end. What a library of great films.
Brit-Brit -- smelly twat
Tori Spelling -- nepotism
Kate Hudson -- nepotism
Emma Roberts -- nepotism
I'm feeling pretty crappy at the moment, I have come to the conclusion that I am going to be single for the rest of my life. How can lemonface get a hot boyfriend and I can't.
Peta sucks. Having said that I really never understood the tradition of Groundhog Day. Whether it's an early Spring or not I'm always in the mood for a hairy beaver.
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Everything's all fun and games until someone shits in the pool.
Aw Shitters, excellent attempt at a decent outfit, except, you forgot your bra, THe button and zipper on your jeans look like their gonna burst....and the boots...errrrr.
Oh fuck off, PETA. Punxy Phil is about the only thing my state has going for it! Besides, they've been doing this for well over 100 years, and NOW all of a sudden it's a problem?!
Haha love that Tori and Dean
http://www.toptwitsblog.com/search/label/Tori%20Spelling
http://www.TopTwitsBlog.com
All of the best celebrity tweets in one sarcastic package.
Submitted by elmo533 on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 4:26pm.
Fuck PETA! What the hell do they want?
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To dominate the world, of course.
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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 4:21pm.
It's one of my faves, too! I searched high and low on the interwebs for the vid, but NBC yanks them off as fast as they can post them. I did find one on a site in mandarin or chinese or something that's still up......
http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/Hw8MlKEL3AY/
There's one on youtube for the follow up making a video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOjX-JIGsMc
Does anyone know what Dean's first wife looked like? Did he upgrade or downgrade?
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
Every time I see Tori Spelling, I just can't believe she paid for that nose. Seriously Tori? You've been had. Hoodwinked. Lied to. Led astray. Fix that thing already.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
I bet Katie made a deal with Jebus that if he could keep her away from tommy she would come back to him. ____________________________________________
"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
Apply a comment made about many faux-celeb:
Tori & Dean would attend the opening of envelope with cameras were there.
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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 4:16pm.
OMFG - Dudez A Plenti!!!!! The best Conan sketch EVAH!
Elliot, Professor P, Yabbo, Samantha, and The Kid Man!
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
Ashlee Simpson is so damn fug. I wish that whole nasty family would just disappear.
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
Ashlee Simpson is hideous.
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Douchechill!
1. Holy titties, moomarse and 2. Why doesn't Conan continue his job as boy band manager of Dudez a Plenti?
Punxsutawney Phil = Holocaust victim.
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"One Shot, One Shot!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0
Which one is the PETA link?
FUCK YOU WITH A CATTLE PROD PETA
I didn't realize how many awesome films Miramax had been in charge of.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
Oh Kate.... just can't keep your fucking legs closed for too long now can ya?!?!?!.... jeez...
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
Is Dean starving Tori to death in the hopes of getting his own reality show?
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I am not a pussy.
I heard that PETA shit last night on the news. I hate PETA. With all this Haiti stuff going on, and IN THIS ECONOMY, you'd think they'd give their Crusade To End The Emotional Suffering Of Groundhogs a rest. It just seems fucking petty.
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
Does Kate Hudson do her own hair? Jesus, she's got a seriously messy mop situation going there.
tori is skeletal.
cute puppy faces.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Wow, those puppies are so young, yet already have that "we're done with life" look on their faces. The look Common on all Tori's dogs.