Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
She broke up with this musician a while ago, and pretends that it is friendly. However, our jilted actress is still very hurt over how things turned out. Whenever she hears or reads about the musician in the news and his latest relationship or fling, she is infuriated. She has demanded that her agent start arranging more events where the two will be able to meet up or run into one another. She is said to be slowly developing an obsession with keeping tabs on her ex and wants to sabotage any new love he might have. If she can’t be happy, no one will! Not Cameron Diaz. (BuzzFoto)
That bored cat friend is telling me it's Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer (question mark here). That might be way too obvious, but let's just believe it so we can picture Aniston tackling Taylor Swift at the Grammys this weekend. Take that, Kanye.
This musician hasn’t been seen out for a while or put anything out lately. We’re used to seeing news of this celeb but then it just sort of dropped off. That’s because we hear the star has just gotten out of a long stint in rehab for drugs and other addictions and will be back making music shortly. Not Benji Madden. (BuzzFoto)
Animal from The Muppets. Or Travis Barker. Or Eminem.
This very good looking, married, foreign born A list television actor has been in this spot before. This time he is here because of his affair with this female celebrity who is married, but separated from a singer. (CDAN)
Simon Baker for the A-lister? And Avril Lavigne (HA) or Katie Lee Joel for the lady friend?
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 9:56am.
1 Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovitt?
How about eddie van halen and bertinelli.
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Hahahaaaa. What ever happened to Lyle Lovett? Somehow I doubt JR misses him, but hey...she did marry the guy. : )
Simon Baker is way too hot to condescend to Avril's level. That is an insult! The kitty is so cute I almost forgot about all these idiotic blind items. Touche!
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
1 Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovitt?
How about eddie van halen and bertinelli.
And here's why:
"a few years ago he had an affair with the director Audrey Cooke when he was filming The Place of Lions in Australia, and was outed by the tabloids ('Hugh in Love Tug over Blonde!')". Here's a pic of the happy couple:
http://www.fanpop.com/spots/hugh-laurie/images/672946/title/hugh-wife
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"Rent "Idiocracy". Unless people evolve into some better kind of mind-set, that's where we're heading." -- Dlisted user Onthefringe
# 3: Hugh Laurie
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"Rent "Idiocracy". Unless people evolve into some better kind of mind-set, that's where we're heading." -- Dlisted user Onthefringe
I know Simon Baker is married but I saw him at the Golden Globes with a guy and they seemed like a couple.
1. I'm going to say Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas. Long shot? Maybe. But I read today that Nick said that they had recently been "reconnecting."
2. Steven Tyler. Don't we already know this? Might be Kanye, though.
3. No idea. Hope it isn't Hugh Laurie.
I like Drew Barrymore for the first one. It would not be Jessica (she "sings" more than "acts"). Aniston is way too obvious.
I would like to know the answers to #2 and #3.
When are they going to have a blind item about Nicole Ritchie's drug use?
I wanna bite those wittle footies and teh pink footie pads...
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
that kitten is overweight. sad.
NONONONONO to Simon Baker ... putting fingers in ears and humming.
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"Something in the pipe ain't smoky.”
2. sounds more like Avril to me. 1. could be anybody. Musicians are the biggest skanks of all.
I would be happy attached to Simon Bakers peen for the rest of my life. Be his peen keeper.
Usually when kittens tummys are really big, they have worms..Just saying
~Madness as you know, Is like gravity. All it takes is a little push....
omg I just want to maul that cute little kitty!!!
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I need a job.
I agree with all MK's guesses and...
OH, HAI, TIGER!
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1. Miss Piggy and Kermit...she's totally obsessed with the "green peen"
Blow raspberry kisses on the kitteh tummeh...
The BI's meh....blow raspberries from down south...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
#1 - Drew Barrymore (ex: Fabrizio Moretti)
I CANT GET PAST THE WHITTLE KITTEH! OMG! TOOO FUCKING CUTE!
[Sorry fer taking yer caps JIM]
**Time flies when you're a drunken whore.** Michael K
Number 1 sounds like Jessica Biel to me. Dunno.
SIMON BAKER! I LUV YOU! LET ME HAVE YOUR BEBEHS!
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"If your horse dies, I suggest you dismount."
I still think Hugh Laurie is secretly fucking that Jennifer Morrison chick. She always looks at him like a love sick puppy.
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Dealbreakers: Man He No Good For You by Lesbian Yellow Sourfruit
Hugh Laurie is a cheater?? say it ain't so. :(
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
3. Hugh Laurie? I know he's had an affair before...
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Once I've emotionally, physically and financially destroyed you, I'm more than willing to forgive and forget.
#1 I'm thinking Jessica Simpleton and Douche Mayer.
The others I have no idea.
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
2. Kanye
1. Jessica and whathistits from that Rolling Stone magazine cover. I should probably remember his name, but I don't like him but I think he has delicious nippage. If men could be nip models, he should totally give up music.
2. Preee-yonce. He's been a boozer and a user for a long time, and the bum hip ain't helping any. I hope he accepts help before he becomes a two-time loser.
Ooooh. I'm with you Rhoda! Babeh kitteh is sooo coot! The Humane Society up here loves me, plus my kitteh boy is lonely, he needs new kitteh fwend to keeps hiz compny.
No clue on the BI, all I can think of is cutefuzzyfullbellypinkpads. I needa fuckin drank!
i wanna rub my face on that belly
Travis Barker's kids go to school with a friend of mine, and they see him all the time. Not him.
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The way that you know what I thought I knew
It's the beat that my heart skips when I'm with you
But I still don't understand
Just how the love your doing no one else can
BABEH KITTEH TUMMEH! nomnomnomnom....
Oh yeah, I betcha the first one is Whinnifer Blandistan, who is probably getting "Joshua Tree" tattooed over her vagina.
Second one, I have an inkling that it's Steven Tyler. They say he fell off the wagon, and he hasn't been seen for awhile. They even pushed back the date of his autobiography release a YEAR.
I'll back Avril as the adulterous chickie in the third, although I dunno who she's bonkin.
I just wanna smoosh my face in teh babeh kittehs belly!
ITTY BITTY FWEND!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
MK if you WERE a Real Bitch you would be hanging out the backyard fence trolling for neighborhood dish. Bellowing all manner of social transgressions.
That is why I love you :)
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
Don't care who any of these people are
otoh, that is one hella kitty belly
nom nom nom
That's how Chestica's tummeh looked, just before she let it rip ..
I suck at this too, but for #1, I'm going with Pam Anderson & Tommy Lee OR Kid Rock... take yer pick.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
timberlake and biel for no.1.
dunno about the rest.
That's it I'm getting a new kitten, I can't resist the urge any longer.
I want to pop that cuties tummy! I completely fogged out on the blind items...I am mesmerized by this pussy! I have never seen such a round tummy and pink paws..and trust me I have 8 kittens...and never seen such a fat tummy...too damn cute! btw, numero uno sounds like our favorite douchebag Mayer..and Maniston or Chestica...take your pick!!
That fat Kitteh is adorable.
#1 Made me think of Chestica and Mayer.
Could #2 be Sting?
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 5:35pm.
All right, who knocked up that poor kitteh?
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It's a Tribble-kitteh.
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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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I hope it's not Mayer, but he's just as bad because he STILL namedrops Aniston's name all the time. Douche.
And Taylor Swift is only 20. She's too young for nasty Mayer.
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My teenage angst has a body count!
That kitty looks like my kitty in my avatar's brother did when he was a baby! That kitten was the naughtiest kitten ever!!
#1 is definately supposed to be about John Mayer and Jennifer Anniston, but I really hope it's false. No woman should be pining over a man who is looking for the Joshua Tree of vaginas.
All right, who knocked up that poor kitteh?
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Bottom-feeder.
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Simon Baker would not cheat on me.
I WANT THAT KITTEH! Look at the little pads on his paws!
#1 -- Maniston & John Mayer
#3 -- Hugh Laurie (I think he's better looking than Simon Baker)
I sure hope the first one is not about that Mayer ass because I would find it very sad that ANY woman would waste their time obsessing about that man, he can't put together one coherent sentence and he's butt ugly with his huge head...
OMG, what a perfect funny little kitteh !!!