Sunday, January 31st 2010
Birthday Sluts
Justin Timberlake (29)
Tiffany Limos (30)
Kerry Washington (33)
Kate Shindle (33)
Portia de Rossi (37)
Patricia Velasquez (39)
Minnie Driver (40)
Kelly Lynch (51)
Anthony LaPaglia (51)
Johnny Rotten (54)
Jessica Walter (69)
Philip Glass (73)
Carol Channing (89)
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 12:46pm.
MizRo:
A to the fuckın' men!
Half the tıme when I see Halle ın a movıe I can thınk of at least half a dozen actresses (Washıngton, Newton, Vanessa Willıams, Gabrıelle Unıon, hell even Vıvıca Fox!) that could do ıt better.
Halle ıs a beauty, not an actress.
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Watch the movie Things We Lost In The Fire. That might change your mind.She was pretty awesome.The woman can act.
Happy Birthdays to Jessica W, Carol C, and Minnie D!
Happy BDay Carol C! Should have been the day's photo!
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"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House
That little boy needs to smoke another joint. I can still see some white in them eyes.
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Justin seems to be channeling an early version of RPattz. Love the sparkly studs in his ears.
Happy Birthday, Philip Glass!
Master of existential angst! I hear his influence all over these days.
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I like listening to his cousin Ira on public radio
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Submitted by Snarf on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 1:19pm.
JT really grew into his looks didn't he?
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WHAT? Are you joking?
He was the perfect twink. Gorgeous... look at the picture.
Now he is just a fug, skinny pale guy with a huge nose.
OMG, I totally own that Timberlake puppet! And a JC Chasez one, too, I think. I wonder where the hell they are? Probably moldering in some storage space with my Spice Girls dolls. Ah, the '90s.
HB Portia de Rossi, Anthony DePaglia and Carol Channing.
Submitted by bambam on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:28am.
And fuck that bitch Timberfake, I'll always think he doublecrossed Janet and kept quiet on that Super Bowl fiasco. Bitch.
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Finally, someone other than myself thinks that he wasn't held responsible enough for causing Nipple-gate..as if Janet made Justin do it.
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum..
JT really grew into his looks didn't he?
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Shiitake happens...
MizRo:
A to the fuckın' men!
Half the tıme when I see Halle ın a movıe I can thınk of at least half a dozen actresses (Washıngton, Newton, Vanessa Willıams, Gabrıelle Unıon, hell even Vıvıca Fox!) that could do ıt better.
Halle ıs a beauty, not an actress.
And I LIKE Halle Berry but ıt ıs what ıt ıs!
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Submitted by ricki lake on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 11:58am.
Philip Glass's brother is a plastic surgeon, and I knew a chick in college who had him do her boobs lol. And that is my contribution haha
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philip glass is also cousins with IRA GLASS.
I can't help it. I love Timberlake. I do.
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what's the matter with your life
why you gotta mess with mine?
- Salt N Pepa
*kisses*
Epic fail is correct, love - I actually think they are both talented, elegant and very, very beautiful.
Hollywood needs to broaden their horizons and make some quality vehicles for them, leave Berry out of it, she is not a great actress, imho.
PS: they would have been far better than Mooriah in "Precious"!!
MizRo!!!!
*hugs*
Yes she ıs. Not mention poised, classy, and severly underused ın Hollywood.
Hollywood should be slapped for not utlizing the talents of Thandıe Newton and Kerry Washington.
EPIC FAIL!
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Thank you mike! It really was awesome.
Hola Triston! Kerry is quite the beauty.
Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 12:15pm.
LaPaglia was in an Aussie indie many years ago and I loved him instantly, I forget the name but it was a great film.
Lantana. Fucking awesome film.
I have a serıous crush on Kerry Washıngton and I would drınk her bathwater.
Rıng around the tub and all.
That ıs all.
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Anthony LaPaglia, Philip Glass and Carol Channing: nice crew.
LaPaglia was in an Aussie indie many years ago and I loved him instantly, I forget the name but it was a great film.
...Lantern... I don't remember.
Philip Glass's brother is a plastic surgeon, and I knew a chick in college who had him do her boobs lol. And that is my contribution haha
John Lydon... the Davey Jones of punk.
That is so weird that Portia de Rossi, Jessica Walter, and Patricia Velasquez all have the same birthday (and were all on Arrested Develepment together). AND Jason Bateman and Carl Weathers have the same birthday (both on Arrested Development too).
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FIST PUMP!!
I had no idea Anthony LaPaglia was Australian!
I would have sworn he was a native New Yawrker.
wow.
"Wow, you've turned into a right sexy wee bastard. Do you know that?"
And he has :D
HB to Anthony LaPaglia, one of Oz's best exports and Phillip Glass (can't believe he's 73)
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L'art n'est pas un mensonge~Flaubert
AD-def an awesome show-but it gets canned while we still have Idol, DWTS, Bachelor and all those craptacular shows. *sigh*
A. LaPaglia an Aussie-never would have thought! He's hot, even with the chunk on.
JT-WHY do girls think he's hot? Can't understand...
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
I'd love to meet Justin's hair dresser back then.
-He looks baked. I guess you would have to be, looking like that and trying to be serious about it. And I wish I was right now.
Kerry Washington is one hot bitch!
Timberlake turd ain't 30 yet?
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
Justin is a nelly homosexual.
Are there nude photos of Justin - real ones, that is?
Ooooh, Happy Birthday to all the hot women today, Kelly Lynch, Portia de Rossi (great in AD, pretty good in About Ted), Kerry Washington (those lips!), Minnie Driver (Yum yum yum, I miss her in The Riches), and Jessica Walter (got MILF?)
And fuck that bitch Timberfake, I'll always think he doublecrossed Janet and kept quiet on that Super Bowl fiasco. Bitch.
His hair looks like he's wearing a bowl of ramen noodles. Oh well, happy BD! He's funny as hell in SNL.
I have Carol Channing's bibilography around here somewhere I should read it today.
In defense of all the douches, frosting your tips was the shit in the late 90s hahahahahaha.....ugh
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http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2010/01/reader-photos.html
What ever happened to Patricia Velasquez? She was a hottie in "The Mummy" series.
Dog,
Justin doesn't wear his hair like that anymore. http://www.justintimberlake.com/photos/justin_signing_autographs_on_the_...
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/11/09
I can't help it, I like JT. He makes me giggle on SNL. Happy BD!
Happy BD shoutouts to:
Anthony LaPaglia (unbelievably, an Aussie, even though he gives every impression of being from NYC).
Johnny Rotten ("Ever get the feelin' you've been cheated?").
Jessica Walter (fabulous as Lucille Bluth on the late, much lamented BEST SHOW OF ALL TIME Arrested Development)!!
Happy Sunday morning, strumpets and basterds.
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Memories of the year that lies behind us
Wishes for the new year yet to come
And it stands to reason that good friends in season
Make you feel that life has just begun
Happy birthday to the two Arrested Development sluts Portia and Jessica, AD is the greatest show ever! The only one I can watch over and over again.
And also a happy birthday to Johnny Rotten, love the Sex Pistols.
That hair needs to go Bye Bye Bye.
Happy birthday Justin Timberlake, Kerry Washington, Carol Channing.
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Mornin', MK and all you Dlisted hors!
HB, Justin T.!
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
Can't believe any dude would willingly have hair like that.
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david Letterman- hey slut -- you calm down too . Submitted by luscious_t 1/22/10