Tila Tequila Is Stepping Up Her Famewhore Game

Yes, I'm going to feed the zoo animals even though all of you have begged me not to. But look at this bottom of the barrel mess!

Tila Tequila crawled out of her hobbit hole yesterday to work the famewhore stroll hard by posing with various inanimate objects like she had just graduated from Phoebe Price's School of Curious Poses. LADYTROLL, PLEASE! Tila, who still swears on her tampon string that she's knocked up, made sure the pappies got a million pictures of her with a plastic baby doll against her equally plastic bosom. Child Protective Services, start your ENGINES NOW!

Tila's whole act is just a junior high school production of Brit Brit's Meltdown: The B-Sides. The wig. The crazy talk. The everything. But Tila's act needs a bigger budget.

And Tila continues to drop hints as to who the father of her unborn Balloon Boy Baby is. Tila claims it's some A-list rap star who gets into a lot of trouble. Those who care think it's The Game. But I've got other ideas. A-list rapper.....shit stirrer....would have sexual relations with Tila Tequila.... It could only be one bitch:

SKAT KAT, you dirty filthy puss you!

Bauer Griffin, Wenn.com

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Rdeadline on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 2:36pm.

She bothers me so much and I finally figured out why. Her form of sexuality is cheap and easy. Her tits are always out, her legs are always spread and her mouth is always open looking for a dick and a camera. There's no mystery or feminine wiles to her. Tila is a woman who has photos online of herself posing naked with her legs spread looking sexy over her shoulder WITH A TAMPON STRING HANGING OUT OF HER COOCH. It's time for her to buy a bus ticket when that seems like a good idea.

Submitted by Oceannia420 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 4:25am.

♪ Bitch has fake hair, fake titties, and a fake baby, oh yeah ``` and she's pregnant again, with in a 2-3 month span. Why are all these rich ``` or famous people buying into ``` her shit?? I hope Shawn Merriman gets the courts to put her behind bars for a year or so. We can ALL live with out her fame whoring LYING ways.

Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:10pm.

@ beakers bitch
"Wrap it up if you're gonna hit it, for God's sake"

::turning around in door to find saran wrap for aluminum baseball bat, rubber butcher's apron/gloves, and safety goggles -- looking like "American Psycho"::

NOW I can beat this bitch's ass back to sanity AND go out for drinks right after without having to change clothes!

Thanks!

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 10:47pm.

Plastic baby nursing on a plastic teet. I hope one day soon she makes the term "shallow grave" seem completely appropriate.

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Submitted by Azulluna on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 10:42pm.

Wait a minute, didn't her "fiance" just fucking die? And now she is all on the game dick for a baby mama bullshit? This chick needs to go the fuck away, she does NOTHING but irritate my pubes!

Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 9:44pm.

As someone who has experienced the loss of a significant other, I can tell you this bitch ain't feelin' it. Who the fuck does she think she's fooling?!? I bet you she can't even tell you who Casey Johnson was.

This level of famewhore fuckery astounds me.

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Submitted by beakers bitch on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 9:42pm.

I was reading radaronline.com and apparently the Game denied being the father and said he barely knew her. She went running to radar and said this, “Game, I don’t need to bicker and fight with you love, when I know a lot of shady things about you, that I can sell you out on but I’m not" and tells him to wait 9 months for the paternity test that it's his. Why do folks like radar give this girl a platform?? They're just encouraging the crazy. And why do dudes mess with her given that she's obviously batshit crazy. Wrap it up if you're going to hit it, for God's sake.

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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 10:44am.

Submitted by Zedrie: "...the rude awakening her fame-whore ass is in for if she is pregnant would be fall off your chair funny."

You would think. But she's not Kendra or Jessica Simpson - those women are kind of clueless and attention whorey, but they're not pathological.

I really think Tila is really mentally ill and it wouldn't be funny for her to have a baby. Seriously. She'd wind up like Casey Anthony.
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Actually, I must admit, I concur. She probably is genuinely spun and that would be a horrid fate for a baby.
Lets just hope she's nuts enough to fake a pregnancy. And for chrissake's, collectively slap the hell out of the idiot who gave her sperm if she's not faking.

Submitted by blackmamba82 on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 6:08pm.

And cue the 5150 in 3...2...1
I'm totally calling it, seriously!

Submitted by kacky on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 6:08pm.

She reminds me of my un-diagnosed, bipolar younger sister. Always making grand pronouncements and announcing projects that get dropped at the first sight of a shiny object.
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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 5:21pm.

God damn, this girl is a trainwreck. Worse then Anna Nicole.

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Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 4:05pm.

She and Miss Price are two of the biggest famewhores out there.

Submitted by super martian r... on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 3:27pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 1:09pm.

Yeah, I could write a book on some of the eye rolling hos I know/have known. One was my best friend for years who's a drug addict/faux lesbian/married but still cheats/has babies she has no business having because she is already on government assistance/tries to fight anyone who doesn't like her/alcoholic/lies about everything she can all the time/very very attention seeking. The other one is an extremely dramatic, violent girl who comforts herself with food and now is very overweight. So she is a huge (literally) bully who is always trying to stir up drama between everyone. If every day is not an exciting roller coaster for her, she is pissed off and determined to make the next day twice as action filled. I barely talk to her now. So over her shit.

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Submitted by BrangeBrangeBaby on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 12:34pm.
It might be some histrionic but I think it's coupled with bipolar, too, at the least, Tila Tequila is incredibly starved for attention and the media gives it to her.. which in her mind only seems to make her more powerful.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 3:15pm.

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 9:58am.

Britney has a song writer's credit on Everytime.
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Wow. That's really deep and creative.
It's like she's speaking to me, and only me, for I am the only one who has ever really felt that way. Amazing.

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Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 3:14pm.

Psycho.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 3:12pm.

Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:13am.

Sidebar: that's an overly cluttered, skanky-looking "kiddie store", if you ask me.

I bet it smells like cat piss.
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Yeah, that bothers me too. WTH is up with that?

♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six

Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 2:56pm.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 10:05am.
FUCK SHIA THAT POS!!!!

I <3 Jack

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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 2:29pm.

i see this turd is still grieving over the death of the johnson girl and the loss of the dogs..i'm upset for knowing who this twat is...
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Submitted by JPRX on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 2:19pm.

Ugh .....

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Submitted by svp on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 2:07pm.

someone needs to tell this dumb twat that visiting a baby store does not make you pregnant and or is not a pregnancy test... then again this delusional tramp of a twat might think she can get a contact pregnancy by visiting a place real pregnant women shop at.

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Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 1:42pm.

@snowpiece:

"kitty WORD but I fear the famewhore addiction is strong in this one

Yeah, that's the biggest problem with her. She's way in deep when it comes to getting attention at any cost which is why I don't think there's much chance of her getting real long term help.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 1:34pm.

kitty WORD but I fear the famewhore addiction is strong in this one

sure there's a reason for it too, from her past, no one wants to be a toilet, except Kim K. LOL

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Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 1:31pm.

@snowpiece:

Exactly. I feel sorry for her in the respect that I think she's been a mentally unstable drug abuser all along, and people have exploited that for their own amusement. She needs treatment and medicated, not that it would be a magic cure-all but it would help. She'll still be an annoying little troll doll but maybe less so, certainly it would be better for any child if she were pregnant, which I don't think she actually is.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 1:10pm.

parker and kitty: yes, I feel a little sorry for Tila, I have to admit, I feel like people have used her mentally unstable slut ass, as you said, for their amusement and now fucking Nicki Hilton is acting like she's the Moral Majority.
UGH.

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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Submitted by tonta vodka van... on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 1:10pm.

think the kicking her in the uterus comments are disgusting ..

Its a shame this idiot (Tila) is as mad as a bag of attention seeking squirrels but there is no need for a particularly nasty comments as that/knitting needle etc

She is an idiot. But the violent comments/images are uncalled for.

No one ever makes comments like "Id like to rip his ball bag open, or tear his cock off" when a man is going around spreading his rank semen around. No one is saying things like that about the fuckwit who knocked her up.

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 1:09pm.

Submitted by super martian r...: "I have a theory that everyone hates Tila Tequila because we all know and have to deal with at least one of her in our daily lives."

You are 1000000% correct. I wrote a long-ass post about this woman I know who is like Tila but instead of being hypersxual she's a hypochondriac to get attention.

Submitted by parkerj on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 1:05pm.

@snowpiece. I agree, she's likable to an extent and I agree she's insane. I get the feeling some bad shit happened to her when she was young.

Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 1:05pm.

I think some of Tila's latest unraveling has to do with club-hopping trust fund babies, who now claim to be "friends of Casey", deciding that the way to honor Casey's memory is to work to ban Tila from their world. Tila has been scraping along the fringes of their world providing entertainment for them and now that she's persona non grata among the usual suspects she's not allowed on "the inside" which she craves so much. Baby girl is losing her shit as she realizes that she's being tossed over for a new clown to amuse the rich kids with silly tricks.

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Submitted by norma_desmond on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 1:03pm.

....I see she is still wearing the 17 carat diamond ring from Claire's

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 1:01pm.

I don't haaaate Tila, really, I watched her show and there is something appealing about her, I think it's that she's obviously insane and kinda doomed for being such a total whore

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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Submitted by BrangeBrangeBaby on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 12:34pm.

Submitted by super martian r... on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:51am.

brilliant observation. I believe part of her problem is, like you said, Hystrionic Personality Disorder. My mom had a touch of this and whenever I see it in others, I panic. Panic for them. Also, Tila never hit her bottom, never entered an anonymous program. She doesn't realize you could quit the drink and not miss it. She is allergic to the booze she is addicted to. Lots of Asians (myself included) just can't metabolize the "alcool". Prayers for her.

Submitted by super martian r... on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:51am.

I have a theory that everyone hates Tila Tequila because we all know and have to deal with at least one of her in our daily lives. The overly dramatic, badass wannabe, hot mess, fake pregnant getting, real pregnant getting with no business doing so, ho-ish, drama seeking, eye rolling whore. I've known more than one or two in my life. Tila Tequila just happens to have a little money. Ugh.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:39am.

LMAOOO jacko, welcome to the real world!!!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:38am.

LMAO @ tilatequilaohgodthisbitch

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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:38am.

good... she has been in "in school suspension" all week. she basically has to sit in a cubicle all week with no human interaction... I told her to get used to it because she has about a 90% chance of doing the same thing for the rest of her fucking life after college....
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:35am.

jacko! how is the little hoodrat doing these days?

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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Submitted by OurMissC on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:33am.

Hey Pleco,

Just a shout out for today's avie. using the Sugar dvd pic was genius!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:33am.

LMAOOOOOOELBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!

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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:33am.

*licks up snowy's trail*
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:32am.

I have snail trail as a pet.
Agree with everyone saying it is not funny if Tila is really preggers, I fear for that bebe friend, hope it's really Balloon Boy

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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Submitted by jwormyk on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:31am.

"Tila's whole act is just a junior high school production of Brit Brit's Meltdown: The B-Sides."

MK ~ poetry

Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:29am.

Awwwwwwwwwwww. I think its nice that shes having a baby after losing a loved one. Just shows theres a God. Good luck Tila.

Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:26am.

Fuckin' bitch needs to be put out of our misery.

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Submitted by TheTRUTH555 on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:25am.

E.T. phone homeeeeee!

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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 10:44am.

I really think Tila is really mentally ill and it wouldn't be funny for her to have a baby. Seriously. She'd wind up like Casey Anthony.

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Yep. If she is really pregnant, I hope someone offers to pay her millions to adopt it out. She would take it I'm sure.

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Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:24am.

I agree with Hekki. Tila's metally ill and also likely a meth addict. If it isn't meth, it's something similar. A lot of people who are chronically mentally ill are also substance abusers, in an attempt to self-medicate. If someone doesn't intervene on her behalf, something tragic will happen.