Introducing Baby Vida
On his official website, Matthew McConaughey posted a picture of his now 3-week old daughter Vida Mita Vegiman Alves McConaughey. Matthew wrote on his site:
"Here's a pic of our latest family member Vida Alves McConaughey. Thanks for all your well wishes our way, the future's lookin bright, just keep livin, Matthew and Camila."
The picture was taken just a little while after she was evicted from her mother's womb. And guess what? Homegirl looks like a baby! A baby who sleeps more than a cat. Imagine that! Although, Vida could be sleeping so hard because she got a little contact high from her daddy. I mean, this is Matthew we're talking about. He shits pot brownies and coughs up weed shake.
And here's some pictures that will make you drop your bong. It's Matthew McConaughey COMPLETELY CLOTHED on a beach yesterday. The salty air was making a sad face, because it couldn't kiss Matthew's nipples. A non-topless Matthew walking on the beach is against the laws of nature.
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"Vida Mita Vegiman"....Michael darling you bad boy, you make me laugh so...
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Its just my opinion my minions...
I find him completely disgusting! I don't know what Camilla sees in him.
I know they all do it but that beach posing thing is just creepy.
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 2:23pm. I agree. He looks like he's the one who went through labor. Nast.
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If they start sending freaks to jail, I’m guilty as charged.
Gosh, he's got like a pound of makeup on his face...geez!
His commercials nauseate me: I think he must stench 95% of the time.
how come matt looks so sweaty, like he's the one that squeezed the baby out?
anyways...happy baby to them and leave me alone...
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Off topic (a little), but Matthew's hair looks like it's seen thicker days (in that picture at least).
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The baby looks like it had a few bong hits a few minutes after shooting down the birth canal.
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Our 'fruit-dar' has proven to be 100% accurate when evaluating other Americans. With foreigners we admit that we have been mistaken, but never with Americans.
Also, we are confident that MK shares our assesment of Miss McC
Our 'fruit-dar' has proven to be 100% accurate when evaluating other Americans. With foreigners we admit that we have been mistaken, but never with Americans.
Also, we are confident that MK shares our assesment of Miss McC
GRATS to the man and his lady!
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 12:35pm.
Your every-straight-man-is-really-a-gay-man schtick is getting old.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 12:35pm.
Why do Hollywood sissies go to such Herculean lengths to try to make people believe they are real men?
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OR they could be pussy hounds and not the homosexuals you wish they were
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Wishes for the new year yet to come
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Mary Matthew is 100% homosexual - what is she doing with that stinkfish (LESBIANISM MOST FOUL!)???
Why do Hollywood sissies go to such Herculean lengths to try to make people believe they are real men? It's spelled M.O.N.E.Y!!!!!
Interesting name...
At least he didn't sell the pics to a magazine like some people do.
Submitted by NoAnjl on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 12:10pm.
Thanks JA. Love you with all my heart. I'm out. xoxoxo
Bye! Good luckxxxxxxxxxxx
NOANJIL
sorry about the job loss
loyalty has been kicked to the curb
ungrateful assholes
Submitted by NoAnjl on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:47am.
Maybe your boss's "thank you" was included in the "I love you". Maybe he was afraid of getting too emotional. It had to be hard for him to leave after so many years. Cheer up, hun!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Vida Mita Vegiman...bwa!
Coldplay will probably sue anyway.
Thanks JA. Love you with all my heart. I'm out. xoxoxo
OK, so I did not yet look through all of the comments but I cannot possibly be the only person who noticed that this kid seems to be named after Vitameatavegamin...you know from I Love Lucy. There really is no other explanation. That is waaaaaay to close. I'm sorry but I would rather be Bronx Mowgli.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:55am.
Snowy, True, she probably did.
*makes self feel better*
No she didnt.
M.E just because you looked like a big ol' bag of shit after giving birth doesnt mean you're a bad mother! She might thrash her kids! TRUE!
Submitted by NoAnjl on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:53am.
ElB - yea, he retired. No severance, no nothing. And he knows my hub has been out of work since April also! Thanks a lot, right?! GRRRR
27 years and nuffink! BOOOOOO! Damn this world!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr is right! I'd kick him up the dickbone. :(
TANQUERAY IS A BETTER NAME
HES A FREAK OF NATURE WITH POPEYE ARMS
Submitted by mike on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:52am.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:45am.
You know when you see little kids running to their daddys and jumping into their arms and he catches 'em? Well....God, blood everywhere. Shame :(
Hey, early training for the Olympic long jump!
True. Stumpy non-catching daddy arms holds a kid in good stead for future toughness. T-Rexaughey.
Snowy, True, she probably did.
*makes self feel better*
ElBoyfried! LOL
Albatross, love the avie!
ElB - yea, he retired. No severance, no nothing. And he knows my hub has been out of work since April also! Thanks a lot, right?! GRRRR
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:45am.
You know when you see little kids running to their daddys and jumping into their arms and he catches 'em? Well....God, blood everywhere. Shame :(
Hey, early training for the Olympic long jump!
M.E. you know she had a full make up team
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Submitted by NoAnjl on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:47am.
I know this is off topic, but you guys are my friends and I need a little pity right now. This is my last day of work and my boss, whom I've worked for for 27 years, just left and said I love you and gave me a hug. No thanks or nothing!
LIL ELLLLLLLLLLLLIEEEEEEEEEExxxxxxxxxx You got outted? Damn, 27 stinking years and no " Ta Chicky " :(
Pity and SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPP Grillfried!!!
Submitted by Secret Original on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:23am.
Not a fan, but he seems like a decent enough and down to Earth guy. And the family gets marks for not selling the baby pictures.
Wow, I didn't even think about that until you pointed it out. He put it on his official website and didn't get paid 5 mil or whatever from People or Us Weekly or some shit like the other famewhores out there. Beatiful fam and cute bebehs.
Submitted by super martian r... on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:42am.
His arms look a normal size. I don't know WHAT some of you people are seeing.
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I know this is off topic, but you guys are my friends and I need a little pity right now. This is my last day of work and my boss, whom I've worked for for 27 years, just left and said I love you and gave me a hug. No thanks or nothing!
MK made up "Mita Vegiman."
I still like Vida Loca better.
*shakes bon bon*
OR they could have named her "Braços Curtos." I had to Google translate from English to Portugese for that!
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Memories of the year that lies behind us
Wishes for the new year yet to come
And it stands to reason that good friends in season
Make you feel that life has just begun
MM does nothing for me, but that is a sweet picture.
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You know when you see little kids running to their daddys and jumping into their arms and he catches 'em? Well....God, blood everywhere. Shame :(
His arms look a normal size. I don't know WHAT some of you people are seeing.
Sorry, they look lovely. No hatin' here.
It's cold outside!!!
Awww, congrats. I like him.
LMAO at mike and el b
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Having babies is gay. FACT.
I know I am in the minority here, but I like MM. And this family picture looks so genuine after all the staged publicity photos we see so much of.
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The sad thing is that the pose in the main pic was due to the fact that Matthew's arms were too short to hold the baby. As a safety measure, Camilla had to be called in to "bookend" the baby to prevent it from slipping from Matthew's nonexistant grasp... :(
"Alright, alright, got a baby, time to put a shirt on."
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Ok, as a woman who's given birth, Camilla looks fucking AMAZING and I want to punch her in the throat.
I looked like a bloated cat who'd been given swirlies for 12 hours after child birth.
NO FAIR!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:26am.
Another Peter Dinklage post?
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HA! Yes, indeed.
MM's limbs are foetal stubs.
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- "If (Tila) actually gives birth, she'll forget where she put the baby one night while she's getting ready to go out and that will be the end of that. She is such a pustule on the buttocks of the world." - Dog
Do you think Matthew handed out blunts instead of cigars, lol.
Cute pic, btw.
Why does McConagay look like he's the one who has just given birth in the main photo?