Friday, January 29th 2010

Nicole Richie Never Had An Eating Disorder

When most of us first met Nicole Richie back in the old days she was built like a succulent Cornish Game Hen with extra juice. But shortly after she hooked up with life sucker Rachel "Chupa" Zoe, she shrunk faster than a dick after sex. Some hos thought her "Feed the Children" body was the result of an eating disorder. But Nicole is shitting on those claims again in the new issue of Marie Claire UK, and thinks it was very irresponsible for bitches to think that.

Nicole said, "I felt it was a little unfair to say someone has an eating disorder when they don't. It's extremely insulting and irresponsible. An eating disorder is serious and it's a disease. I think when you see me in person, you see that I'm, like, five foot one - I’m a small person.When I was heavier, everyone said I was too heavy. You can't win in the public eye and I find it really hard. So I ignore it now, I really do."

When Nicole was running around with the body of a dehydrated Mr. Burns, part of me did think she was barfing up her meals into Ziploc bags and storing them in her walk-in-closet (don't watch that episode of Intervention). But the bigger part of me just figured it was from the Parasite Hilton in her life. Bitch is like a tape worm.

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Dgrin's picture

judging from a close friend you really have to get unhealthily thin for a while if your are a former large person,
the body nourishes from the extra skin and so it tightens faster,then you can go up to a more healthy frame, I don't say it's a good thing but you really end up with extra skin if you have loosen up your body's tissues.

Dgrin's picture

seriously if you ask me Paris is an ugly bird next to her I thought she was the hotter one even when she was fatter, though Paris never seemed to think so,lol

Dgrin's picture

i like Nicole and wow has she gotten hotter and younger-looking,yum..

Looks like Nicole snuck into Sammy Sosa's stash of skin lightener.

Rdeadline's picture

I read her book "The truth about diamonds" one night and cried at the end. I had awful PMS.

I thought she was Penelope Cruz for a second. Big improvement.

TrashyWilma's picture

I love celebrities who are too stupid to realize their stories are completely illogical. OK, so you did coke until you weren't hungry anymore. Got it.

I also don't buy that motherhood has made her a saint. She was a vapid waste of space before and I doubt squeezing a few kids out of her hole made her any less so.

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Submitted by TimC on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 10:14pm.

She looks great now, but I would never have guessed it was her. Did she have some sort of surgery on her face?

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She looks great now, but I would never have guessed it was her. Did she have some sort of surgery on her face?

When is someone going to invent hair extensions that don`t ruin your own hair, or something you just permanently glue to your scalp? Because I need to own that mop of brunette awesomeness right now.

Miami's picture

These photos look nothing like Ritchie unless she had major work done, or it was photoshopped.

calamity's picture

She looks the best she's ever looked right now!! Motherhood appears to have done wonders for her in both the looks and personality department. Anyway, she looks lovely.

tomahawk's picture

i think i liked her nose better before.
though i agree that someonw who is extremely thin doesn't have to be anorectic - even though the WHO declares people to be so if they reach a certain BMI.

birdgherl's picture

oh so you're a drug addict, not an anorexic. got it.

sofster101's picture

I may be the only one who thinks she wasn't ill but just simply lost too much weight. It's very easy to keep going once you get started with the whole weight loss routine. She definitely looks good now: skinny but healthy. Take note, Posh.

IWannaBeMonicaBellucci's picture

She looks great now, and seems totally together as a mom.

In regard to thumbnail #5? I just had a flashback of Debbie Gibson, circa 1992.

http://prod-assets.mog.com/amg/pic200/drp200/p220/p22024eb250.jpg

parissucksliterally's picture

she should just come clean, I agree.

But those pics of her are fucking GORGEOUS.

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Miami's picture

@Not Shocked: I totally agree. It's a two part thing, her drug use, and eating disorder. Celebrities make me sick when they blatantly lie to the public.

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I wish she would not lie about that time in her life. I know she was one of many who Zoe got started with the Adderal/Clenbuterol stacking. She should come out and warn people on the dangers of this combo. I read on tons of forum how Courtney Love used it with a lap band to drop 60 pounds a month. And I know you can lose like 20-30 pounds a month on it. You get arrhythmia, palpatations, high blood pressure, risk of stroke or embolisms and risk of addiction. It messes up your metabolism to the point you will either never stop losing weight or gain it all back very quickly on minimal calories. Taking horse steroids is not good or funny. She should be honest.

Are those really pics of Nicole on the bottom of the page? I never would have guessed her if you should me those and didnt tell me who they were..

Whatever's picture

Why is this vapid spoiled brat still around? YAWN!

sunny's picture

Nicole says reports saying she had an eating disorder are "insulting & irresponsible"...LOL

That's a good one.....

Actually:

The first pic above of Nicole is INSULTING because her flab is taking up the entire runway! How can the4 other models get past...man, that's rude!!!!

The second pic of Nicole's exoskeleton on the beach is IRRESPONSIBLE because every teen girl will starve themselves so they can look just like her, droopy diaper bottoms & saggy grandma chest & all. I know I stopped eating for a whole week, hoping I could get a sexy pigeon chest like that

MyFingersHurt's picture

I'm sorry, I love her. I think she's funny & beautiful. She seems nice, too. I agree that she doesn't really do anything - but you also don't see her trashed in clubs or flashing her crotch. She seems like a genuinely good mom. She looks gorgeous here - like a little Penelope Cruz doll.

As for her body, I don't know what I believe about that. At the time there was so much press about her shrinking frame, I thought for sure she was suffering from a severe eating disorder. Maybe it was a drug relapse? All I know is that no one loses that drastic amount of weight that in such a short amount of time on accident. It was like she was chubby one day, then rail thin within a month! I also don't believe that she's a "naturally small" person; she was chubby her entire life until she was what? 24 & dropped down to a size 00? Maybe she keeps that waif frame now, but I don't think she does it without at least watching what she eats...

Kimber's picture

I honestly didn't know she was capable of looking that good! Wow.

Neverevenknewhim's picture

WOW - she looks fabulous. Damn....maybe I should have a kid or two!!

Mopa's picture

Someone asked if the Obsessed ass brushing thing was a joke. Unfortunately, no. Go to the following link and go to episode 04 Nidia/Rick. Rick's thing comes on first and then Nidia, the ass brusher, comes on after at about 1:43.

http://www.aetv.com/obsessed/episode-guide/

Submitted by tangerine on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 2:07pm.
Did anyone see the Intervention episode where that chick has an eating disorder that does not allow her to swallow so in order to get her nutrients, she has a tube hangin' out of her stomach and she pumps in shakes through there? On top of that grossness, she chews and spits out regular food. It was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen, although the chick scrubbin' out her colon with a toothbrush sounds worse.

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I think I saw that one. I never understood the point of chewing your food and then spitting it out. Why torture yourself even worse than throwing meals up 15 minutes later? You're really teasing yourself with the taste of food and actually swallowing it. I feel sad for these women who really do have disorders. Everything they do all day is obsess about weight and their bodies. There is never anything more, certainly not anything less. And nothing they do, no weight they ever achievem is ever good enough. It's an uncontrollable tough disease that is very real, despite what many people want to say. :/ "Why don't you just EAT?" The people saying that don't get mental illness whatsoever and only stress the person with the problem out more.

/End of rant

MizRo's picture

Please, girl was on the verge of dying for awhile there as evidenced in the pic above and many others take at that time.

She's lucky she was pulled back by Madden or whatever inspired her.

I haven't read the comments here so I don't know if it's been mentioned but when you look anorexic, people will wonder. If you look fat, they will know you eat a lot/drink a lot/don't exercise. Actresses really don't get shit from the media when they are at their healthy weight... usually. If they are curvy then they might but Nicole Richie is not an hourglass kind of girl. JMO.

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 2:52pm.

I thought that the first picture was a typical case of MK's creative photoshopping, until I found this:

http://www.heaven666.org/nicole-richie-catwalk-upskirt-1475.php

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She chubbed out after rehab. It was right after she got out and went back on simple life and she stayed like that for a while. I wouldn't say she wore it well but she wore it with confidence at least. Mostly. ETA: I guess I could say she wore it with conviction. Like she knew it was better to be chubby than to be a dead addict.

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I thought that the first picture was a typical case of MK's creative photoshopping, until I found this:

http://www.heaven666.org/nicole-richie-catwalk-upskirt-1475.php

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Submitted by putas on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 1:30pm.

And @ You_Complete_Me. on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 12:51pm. congrats for beating it...

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I may be a loquacious drunk, but, alas... we cannot ALL be perfect, right? :o)

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Erika_Leigh's picture

mmm maybe she didn't have an eating disorder howevvvverr i hate when stars who were heavy then get overdo dieting and say they r naturally thin ummm did they forget they r famous and we have fucking PICTURES to PROVE they were in fact NOT naturally thin. wtf is it selective memory? either she is naturally prone to to being chunky and went overboard on the dieting OR she stuffed her face with junk and was chubby and then went overboard on the dieting but naturally thin... noo. when i was young i could stuff my face with dunking donuts morning noon and night and not gain a pound I was naturally thin being chunky when ur young theeennn losing weight... u are not naturally thin sorry

blacklakemonster's picture

She does not have an eating disorder, she has a coke and painkiller disorder

JBL's picture

She looks like Penny Cruz in those magazine photos. They also looked photoshopped to death.

letinstar's picture

maybe nicole doesn't have an eating order...it was probably all the coke, heroin and adderall that kept her weight down...
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Stan Hooper's picture

She looks good. I forgot how chubby she once was. That Zoe has a good recipe I wish Chupacabra was my buddy. I'd love to lose about 40 pounds.

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tangerine's picture

Did anyone see the Intervention episode where that chick has an eating disorder that does not allow her to swallow so in order to get her nutrients, she has a tube hangin' out of her stomach and she pumps in shakes through there? On top of that grossness, she chews and spits out regular food. It was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen, although the chick scrubbin' out her colon with a toothbrush sounds worse.

freshfacestripper's picture

i dunt like this pillhead.

azgirl's picture

Motherhood was the best thing that could have happened to her. It really made her look beyond herself and clean her act up. She looks healthy and happy.

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Damn. She looks like Brittany Murphy in the bottom pics. Back in her too-thin days I thought that she and Rachel Zoe looked like mother and daughter.

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SF_Mike's picture

She isn't not pretty!

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Submitted by Mrs. Nordy on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 1:53pm.

I loved that Intervention. I thought what a smart way to hide your puking disorder!
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Really? I was HORr-I-FIED

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I loved that Intervention. I thought what a smart way to hide your puking disorder!

fishsticksfan's picture

She looks so much better than either a little chubby or skeletal.

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i think she looks pretty here but something about her irks me.

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(((HUGS)))@Brandi! I never hated her either! I did hate her choice of associates for a while there...but hey! We all hang out with facetious cunts sometimes! They ARE funny! You gotta give them that.

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vidz's picture

Did anyone else think it was penelope cruz?

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Cunty LaRue's picture

She looks great now!!!

tangerine's picture

I saw that episode....I thought she was going to have a heart attack at any second.

I hope Nicole stays where she is at now, she looks great. She looks unhealthy in both the above pics.