Is Padma Lakshmi's Baby A Dell?
Please take a moment from playing the online game "Who is Tila Tequila's baby daddy?" to slap yourself for playing "Who is Tila Tequila's bady daddy?". Once your cheek stops stinging, let's all gather around to figure out who the father of Padma Lakshmi's baby is!
Ever since Top Chef's Padma announced she was pregnant, she pulled some "mind yo business" shit whenever she was asked who the father is. Some think it's Tom Colicchio (seriously). Others have thrown Teddy Forstmann's (he owns IMG talent agency) name around. Personally, I figured the makers of the GLAD family of products knocked Padma up. But Page Six has their own ideas.
They are hearing that Adam Dell, the younger brother of billionaire Dell founder Michael Dell, IS THE FATHER of Padma's baby who is due next month! Adam is a venture capitalist and teaches at Columbia Business School. Here's a picture of Padma and Adam last March. Pada's rep only had this to say:
"She has no interest in sharing with the public the identity of the father. She asks that people respect her privacy."
Just in case Padma does have a Dell in her womb, you better throw away the iDiaper and iBinky you bought for her baby.
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Well, if her baby is a Dell she had better hurry up and abort it, cuz every single Dell I've ever had is a totally defective piece of shit.
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Does anyone know who the father of Minnie Driver's baby is? El Bastatdo, you have any clue?
This bitch rubs me the wrong way. She seems like she literally prowls around for old, ugly rich men exclusively. Either daddy issues or shameless money grubber. Also she looks like someone punched her nose in. I am not saying she isn't good-looking, but that one aspect of her face drives me nuts.
She looks like a lard burrito.
John Edwards should of hit this instead
I don't care who the father is as long as it is not Chef Tom. I thought she made a withdrawal at the sperm bank myself. She has the worst taste in rich men. I bet she told this dude he could go bareback 'cause she couldn't get pregnant. Oops!
@ blueangel
actually i think hereyes look kinda crazy in this pic.
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I don't like her, and I don't care who fathered her baby.
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I agree with Lucifer_Sam. IMO she's not attractive at all. However, she does have nice eyes, I guess.
I think she's pretty gorgeous! Newsweek named her the perfect face of the future or sth some years back. also her nose is natural. plus, even if this uggo is the baby daddy, the kid will turn out beautiful. Anglo indian chirruns are gorgeous 99% of the time.
I'm just waiting to see how adriana lima'a and MILHOUSE'S kids turn out.
OT: Oh, yeah bitch is totally a gold digging whore. I mean an u imagine sucking on salman rushdie?
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**********must be the only hateful bitch, that doesn't think Padma is gorgeous. I think her looks are pretty average********
I think she's fucking ugly, actually.
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*********this woman really has such terrible taste in men. why does she only date the ugliest megarich old dudes she can find?************
The answer is in the question.
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Submitted by OHPLEAZ on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by lisadob on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 1:31pm.
wtf is wrong with her? If I looked like that I sure as hell wouldn't be dating the type of buttafaces she's been linked with. Someone needs to tell her that rich, intelligent AND good looking men do exist (not in my world but certainly somewhere dammit!)
HAHA! Rich, intelligent and good looking men don't exist in my world, either lol.
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Intelligence generally makes someone attractive, IMO, but not necessarily rich. Hey, two out of three ain't bad..(Isn't that a song?)
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Submitted by lisadob on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 1:31pm.
wtf is wrong with her? If I looked like that I sure as hell wouldn't be dating the type of buttafaces she's been linked with. Someone needs to tell her that rich, intelligent AND good looking men do exist (not in my world but certainly somewhere dammit!)
HAHA! Rich, intelligent and good looking men don't exist in my world, either lol.
I must be the only hateful bitch, that doesn't think Padma is gorgeous. I think her looks are pretty average. If she doesn't want people knowing her private life then maybe she shouldn't have announced she was expecting!
Submitted by birdgherl on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 6:13pm.
gold digging star fucking whore
Hahaha. I really couldn't have said it any better!!
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this woman really has such terrible taste in men. why does she only date the ugliest megarich old dudes she can find? how about comfortably wealthy decent looking dudes closer to her own age? there must be some out there, and she does make her own living right now
Doesn't this scag know its the OTHER DELL that's the rich one?
Dumb broad.
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Dumb gold-digging Indian whore.
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a fucking ugly baby with INTEL inside
Tan much?
He reminds me of a young Buddy Hackett.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 3:28pm.
This gal in the story looks rough--like the tanning chemical is giving her an un-scheduled skin peel...
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That's what she gets for turning to the Dark Side.
The gold-digging force is strong in this one.
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Bottom-feeder.
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Thanks. I was seeing what I could remember without looking it up. Maybe the queen's sister, then. The one who never got to wear the crown and resents her older sister...
This gal in the story looks rough--like the tanning chemical is giving her an un-scheduled skin peel...
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 3:24pm.
@ P.T. Bull
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That was Padme.
@ P.T. Bull
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That was Padme.
But in hindsight, it would've been a more fitting name for this woman.
PadME.
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Isn't padma the name of the queen of naboo in star wars?
Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 2:27pm.
All this hoopla about keeping the identity of the father a secret doesn't do her any favors because the implications are:
a) you are slut and aren't even sure whose load did the trick that week
b) you are ashamed of who knocked you up
c) the guy is already taken by another woman or he doesn't want to be publicly associated with you
d) you had no takers and had to make a withdrawal at a sperm bank
e) you are a closet lesbian and your secret GF did her magic with a turkey baster with some gay sperm
(see Jodie Foster)
None of the options are particularly flattering...well maybe "e" if she were to come out, but I think she likes dick with money too much to be gay.
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..or just maybe... it really ISN'T the public's business .. I can understand that ..some people do like their privacy...
SNOWPIECE!!!!
I know this is none of my business, but I'm more than willing to call Maury for her.
It's quite possible she doesn't know who the dad is yet. She has endometriosis and thought she couldn't get pregnant. So, she may have been enjoying the company of several suitors around the same time, if I ain't being too subtle.
((wink, wink))
((nudge, nudge))
Oooooohhh, Padma!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Who cares? *shrug*
All I know is her face is so smooth and shiny, it's disturbing.
HIYA JINXY!!!!!
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This is Tila Tequila fuckery all over. She learned early on - as many strippers do - that suspense is key. Intrigue. Take a minute and watch this girl - she does this shit every day. She is the queen of the half-story(to be continued) and there a whole boatload of foolios who fall for it every time. Altho - I don't think she realized how bad she just fucked herself over with this pregnancy shit. Unless you perv in that direction or it's YOUR woman, pregnancy is NOT sexy. Babies do not draw men the way puppies draw women.
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Everyone knows that Padma is known for being a golddigger. So when she got knocked up people were scrambling to figure out which super rich dude she scammed. Right on cue, Padma.
I heard rumors that it was chef Todd English. He practically left his fiance at the altar right around the time Padma announced the pregnancy. Maybe just a coincidence....
Ummmm I wonder if his nice Jewish mother is happy about this pregnancy. That is of course if it is his child.
Anytime a known "personality" is knocked up and is out walking the red carpets and is refusing to talk about a father... you realize the father had not willing agreed to the pregnancy.
So I am wondering if it is her way to shame him into a settlement.
She was married to Salman Rushdie (old enough to be her dad), but that's been over for almost 3 years. Isn't the only way to get that job on Top Chef to bang some old dude who's way more famous than you? Look at both Katie Lee & Padma.
All this hoopla about keeping the identity of the father a secret doesn't do her any favors because the implications are:
a) you are slut and aren't even sure whose load did the trick that week
b) you are ashamed of who knocked you up
c) the guy is already taken by another woman or he doesn't want to be publicly associated with you
d) you had no takers and had to make a withdrawal at a sperm bank
e) you are a closet lesbian and your secret GF did her magic with a turkey baster with some gay sperm
(see Jodie Foster)
None of the options are particularly flattering...well maybe "e" if she were to come out, but I think she likes dick with money too much to be gay.
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I've no idea who the father is but what the hell did she do to her nose? Noses are generally wider at the bottom than the top, please make a note of that for next time Padma.
eesh they're both ugly between his retard face and her manly transvestite face (she is a woman right?) that kid hasn't a chance in hell
yeah, sounds like she doesn't even know who papa is. I smell an appearance on Maury. If only!! haha
Also sounds like she only fucks billionaires. Talk about gold diggin'!
Hahaha, Tom ... that would have been epic.
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isn't this the chick that was in "glitter"? either way, i don't care...
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This makes me think SHE doesn't know. I'm sure we'll find out when the DNA results come back... hopefully by watching an episode of Maury.
She bugs me. I don't like all the baby daddy privacy shit, it does nothing but make her look like a gold-digging slut. I agree that she's overrated. I know hotter Indian girls than this chick.
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Douchechill!
OH MK, you make me laugh every single day. "Personally, I figured the makers of the GLAD family of products knocked Padma up."
Let's just hope the baby has more personality than she does.
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She's overrated. You can see much, MUCH hotter Indian/Pakistani girls on the subway in London.
Padma's nothing but a star fucker; of course she'd hook up with a guy who's got bucks. Whore. Don't see anything special in this broad.
Submitted by parkerj on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 1:31pm.
this is straight up some gold digging shit. A pregnancy where the girl declines publicly naming the biological father?! for shame Padma!
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Yeah, what parkerj said. what the fuck? yeah, i get it, it's nobodies bizness who's the baby daddy - but come on!! why the secret!?
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Isn't she married to some old dude?
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