This Is 100% Factual
Did St. Angie's hypnotic vagina tried to tame Lady CaCa's hermie peen? Did St. Angie bless Lady CaCa's tuck with her tongue? Did Lady CaCa lick on St. Angie's holy place? This is what someone whispered into the ear of Brangelina biographer Ian Halperin during an acid flashback. Ian wrote on his blog (via Showbiz Spy):
A source close to the actress told IUC late last night that there was recently a secret rendezvous between the two at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel that lasted all night. Apparently, Angie is obsessed with Lady GaGa. Still, I reserve judgment on this one until I see more proof. Developing…
This is what happens fan fiction GOES WRONG. Although, there's a chance this could be true. Maybe CaCa got sexy with St. Angie to get back into God's good graces, because Megan Phelps says he kind of hates her right now. Speaking of.....
Remember that "God Hates GaGa" song the hatress of hate put out last month? Well, she also put together a video using the old PC Junior computer my mom sold for $5 at a yard sale in the late 80s. I was wondering what became of that thing. Here's Megan's video:
Jokes on Megan, because God Hates HAGS too! So I guess Megan and I will be freaking on each other's legs to a Lady CaCa song on a dancefloor in Hell.
via ONTD
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You're so right. Dale Bozzio paved the way for this overrated bitch on wheels. Of course, I used to think Gwen Stefanie stole her act too.
she can sing....
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 2:20am.
@Italics: I'm so old I have to go to bed now and I'm not even drunk;p
Thank you for your sweetness - it's nice when someone else appreciates the awesomeness that my life can be - mostly people just think I'm nuts ha!
Don't work too hard, it's not fun like that;p
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Angel...it’s always a pleasure to see you!
Sweet dreams! :)
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This song tugs at my heart strings.
Artist: Ray LaMontagne
Album: Till the Sun Turns Black
Song: Be here now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Upwd_gqDk
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 1:54am.
PS. I'm not a "fan" of anything. I just can't muster the energy.
I know exactly how you feel.
@Italics: I'm so old I have to go to bed now and I'm not even drunk;p
Thank you for your sweetness - it's nice when someone else appreciates the awesomeness that my life can be - mostly people just think I'm nuts ha!
Don't work too hard, it's not fun like that;p
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
So...um...does that mean you won't buy me furniture? :(
Hmm...I’ll buy you a media cabinet for you CD player and CD collection. Wait. You don't like antique music delivery systems. Nevermind. ;)
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 2:00am.
PPS. I don't want no antique music listenin' machine! People will think I'm old! Like that cranky old TV!
True story: I asked my daughter to lie about my age and she balked. I said: I guess it's a good thing that you don't wanna lie...and she said: Well, just not about something so OBVIOUS...da NOIVE!!
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*staring my CD collection and antique music listenin' machine*
*tears start flowing, I'm, I'm...old too!* ;)
Your daughter has character AND she is a character!
She sounds like her mother! :)
*edited typo*
So...um...does that mean you won't buy me furniture? :(
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 1:52am.
Submitted by Italics on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 1:27am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 1:09am.
Submitted by Italics on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 1:07am.
Don’t mind me. I will just sit here waiting for my bones to get brittle and planning music for my wake. *thumbing through my CD collection* ;)
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Don't feel bad for her, she'll have enough for a CD one day.
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Nah, no need to feel bad for angel_i. She's rich in the way that matters most in life. She has a solid gold heart rivaled only by her little girl.
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Aw! I'm so sorry I wandered away again...I'm a little ADD like that...or as I like to say - cyclical:) That's right - I AM rich in the ways that matter most. At least that's what I tell myself when I bring home furniture that I find in my lobby:)
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Aw don’t worry. I'm usually editing my work, reading stories, posting and listening to music while I'm online. And I don’t refresh very often. I hope people don’t think I’m being rude. :?
We offered you a CD. Don’t be lording your furniture over our heads now! ;)
And, btw, I totally believe this story becuz MK says it's 100% factual. You should too:)
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
PPS. I don't want no antique music listenin' machine! People will think I'm old! Like that cranky old TV!
True story: I asked my daughter to lie about my age and she balked. I said: I guess it's a good thing that you don't wanna lie...and she said: Well, just not about something so OBVIOUS...da NOIVE!!
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
PS. I'm not a "fan" of anything. I just can't muster the energy.
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Submitted by Italics on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 1:27am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 1:09am.
Submitted by Italics on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 1:07am.
Don’t mind me. I will just sit here waiting for my bones to get brittle and planning music for my wake. *thumbing through my CD collection* ;)
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Don't feel bad for her, she'll have enough for a CD one day.
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Nah, no need to feel bad for angel_i. She's rich in the way that matters most in life. She has a solid gold heart rivaled only by her little girl.
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Aw! I'm so sorry I wandered away again...I'm a little ADD like that...or as I like to say - cyclical:) That's right - I AM rich in the ways that matter most. At least that's what I tell myself when I bring home furniture that I find in my lobby:)
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 1:46am.
Submitted by Italics on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 1:44am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 1:36am.
Don't need to ask, Angle IS a sweetheart, despite being a Lady Gagme fan.
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Trust me, you want to hear the story about her daughter. It’s one of those stories that renews your faith some parents raise exceptionally bright and kind-hearted children.
In fact, we should buy Angel a Lady Gagme CD to thank her! ;)
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How would she play it? Oh, that's right, better that she doesn't.
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That’s right. One of us is going to have to send her an antique music listenin’ machine. I’ll flip you for it!
Submitted by Italics on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 1:44am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 1:36am.
Don't need to ask, Angle IS a sweetheart, despite being a Lady Gagme fan.
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Trust me, you want to hear the story about her daughter. It’s one of those stories that renews your faith some parents raise exceptionally bright and kind-hearted children.
In fact, we should buy Angel a Lady Gagme CD to thank her! ;)
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How would she play it? Oh, that's right, better that she doesn't.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 1:36am.
Don't need to ask, Angle IS a sweetheart, despite being a Lady Gagme fan.
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Trust me, you want to hear the story about her daughter. It’s one of those stories that renews your faith some parents raise exceptionally bright and kind-hearted children.
In fact, we should buy Angel a Lady Gagme CD to thank her! ;)
I’ve been reading the entries for the caption contest and laughing.
Worth reading if you haven’t done so already.
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This song tugs at my heart strings.
Artist: Ray LaMontagne
Album: Till the Sun Turns Black
Song: Be here now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Upwd_gqDk
Submitted by Italics on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 1:27am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 1:09am.
Submitted by Italics on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 1:07am.
Don’t mind me. I will just sit here waiting for my bones to get brittle and planning music for my wake. *thumbing through my CD collection* ;)
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Don't feel bad for her, she'll have enough for a CD one day.
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Nah, no need to feel bad for angel_i. She's rich in the way that matters most in life. She has a solid gold heart rivaled only by her little girl. I told a story about angel’s daughter over lunch. Every woman praised angel and her baby. One woman had tears in her eyes. I won’t retell the story here because it belongs to her proud mother! :)
If you don't know the story, you will have to ask her. :)
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Don't need to ask, Angle IS a sweetheart, despite being a Lady Gagme fan.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 1:09am.
Submitted by Italics on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 1:07am.
Don’t mind me. I will just sit here waiting for my bones to get brittle and planning music for my wake. *thumbing through my CD collection* ;)
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Don't feel bad for her, she'll have enough for a CD one day.
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Nah, no need to feel bad for angel_i. She's rich in the way that matters most in life. She has a solid gold heart rivaled only by her little girl. I told a story about angel’s daughter over lunch. Every woman praised angel and her baby. One woman had tears in her eyes. I won’t retell the story here because it belongs to her proud mother! :)
If you don't know the story, you will have to ask her. :)
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This song tugs at my heart strings.
Artist: Ray LaMontagne
Album: Till the Sun Turns Black
Song: Be here now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Upwd_gqDk
Submitted by Italics on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 1:07am.
Don’t mind me. I will just sit here waiting for my bones to get brittle and planning music for my wake. *thumbing through my CD collection* ;)
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Don't feel bad for her, she'll have enough for a CD one day.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Don’t mind me. I will just sit here waiting for my bones to get brittle and planning music for my wake. *thumbing through my CD collection* ;)
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 12:43am.
What is this thing...this...CD....?
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*gasp…staring at my CD collection (which are played in my 41 year old car and uploaded to iTunes and my iPod) and weeping uncontrollably
...I‘m, I’m...antiquated!* ;)
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This song tugs at my heart strings.
Artist: Ray LaMontagne
Album: Till the Sun Turns Black
Song: Be here now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Upwd_gqDk
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 12:41am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 12:37am.
Team Valtrex: Old men should not concern themselves with such things. Cha!
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Neither should anyone with hearing or an IQ over 70, yet you have all her CDs.
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What is this thing...this...CD....?
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 12:37am.
Team Valtrex: Old men should not concern themselves with such things. Cha!
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Neither should anyone with hearing or an IQ over 70, yet you have all her CDs. Okay, IQ over 60, but it's my final offer.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by moomarse on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 12:28am.
~ even walking through the Fucking AIRPORT ~ is just getting really, really, fucking OLD.
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O - and I forgot that part. Cuz I actually thought of that, myself, - I loved that. Becuz walking through the airport in your jammies wearing a "fuck you" face is pretty old, IMO...I mean: you KNOW they're gonna be there...
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Team Valtrex: Old men should not concern themselves with such things. Cha!
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Submitted by moomarse on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 12:28am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 12:05am.
Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 10:31pm.
Does she HAVE TO be "ON" 24/7????
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She's at work. *confused face*
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 12:30am.
Submitted by moomarse on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 12:28am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 12:05am.
Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 10:31pm.
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yeah, I know... Look at Grace Jones for fucks sake.... I decided to give the fucking skank the benefit of the doubt, so fuck it now. I take it back. she totally SUCKS! there. I said it!!!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
Submitted by moomarse on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 12:28am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 12:05am.
Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 10:31pm.
Does she HAVE TO be "ON" 24/7???? Enough already... doing what you love for originality and the "art" is fine, and what everyone wants, but her blatant versions of shock therapy that she gives out Every Fucking Day ~ even walking through the Fucking AIRPORT ~ is just getting really, really, fucking OLD.
Just sayin.....
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Originality? What she does wasn't original when Missing Persons did it in 1984.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 12:05am.
Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 10:31pm.
Does she HAVE TO be "ON" 24/7???? Enough already... doing what you love for originality and the "art" is fine, and what everyone wants, but her blatant versions of shock therapy that she gives out Every Fucking Day ~ even walking through the Fucking AIRPORT ~ is just getting really, really, fucking OLD.
Just sayin.....
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 12:05am.
But I think, really, she's gonna have to make a choice between one thing or another at some point.
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Hi angel_i!
I agree. Regardless of an individual’s path in life, one philosophical principle applies:
"All things excellent are as difficult as they are rare." - Baruch Spinoza
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This song tugs at my heart strings.
Artist: Ray LaMontagne
Album: Till the Sun Turns Black
Song: Be here now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Upwd_gqDk
Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 10:31pm.
I think Gaga is looking like a Vampire lately. Guess it's part of this monster theme bs.
I used to like Gaga, but now I totally hate her.
I see where Michael K is coming from regarding this cunt. Watch this interview with Caca:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc2-CG1tsQU
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O man. I totally can't even blame her for that. The industry has gone nuts. We spend a lot of time harping on people's personal lives and NOT talking about their art. It sounds to me like she just made a decision not to be pulled into the waves and it's really hard maintaining it cuz that's all anyone ever wants to talk about. And, sure, she did it before but that's what living and learning is all about... I'd like to see any one of us maintain that kinda boundary and not come off cunty. But I think, really, she's gonna have to make a choice between one thing or another at some point.
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Submitted by Rhoda on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 3:36pm.
Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 3:26pm.
...all of a sudden came this blog entry about Angie Jo having sex with houseplants...
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LOL, I think Ian has always been full of shit too but that was fucking hilarious! I'd pay to see someone do that with a Hosta.
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Yowza. That is some strange shit to come up with. Is his source the ignored spider plant?
It's just so nice of Ian to reserve judgement until he sees more proof. Bless his spanker bike riding glasses heart.
Tidbit. Ian's publisher (Transit Publishing) started in March 2009 with the MJ book, then the Cirque de Soleil book and then the Brangelina book. An interesting pattern. Next they're going after my sweetie Kiefer Sutherland. And we all know he is just a quiet, sober kind of guy. Does Kiefer really have many secrets left?
He does look like a greasy Andrew Dice Clay.
No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.
Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:44pm.
Aye, TV and sushi!
The crazy thing there is not only her whole arrogant demeanor, but also how she looks like a total puppet, who can't answer shit without her handler there. Bitch's so fucked out of her mind that she answers everything S L O W L Y... ugh.
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I'm not surprised, look at her entire persona, stage act, catalog of music. She's Dale Bozzio of Missing Persons, circa 1984, dumbed down for the tweens.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IasCZL072fQ
Just a hell of a lot uglier and with even less talent.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Aye, TV and sushi!
The crazy thing there is not only her whole arrogant demeanor, but also how she looks like a total puppet, who can't answer shit without her handler there. Bitch's so fucked out of her mind that she answers everything S L O W L Y... ugh.
Thanks peopleperson! :)
The photos inspired Succupuss™
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 10:38pm.
I just watched the Lady Gaga Singapore interview. What a cunt.
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And a talentless, overrated one at that. She has the makings of a great PSA though: this is your brain. this is your brain on drugs. this is your brain on drugs, absinthe, and floor cleaner fumes, shopping at iTunes.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
LOL, Pleco! Without a doubt!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
I just watched the Lady Gaga Singapore interview. What a cunt.
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 10:34pm.
It would be cool if Jennifer Aniston and Angelina were gayelles. That would be hot.
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That alone would rescue the print medium.
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
It would be cool if Jennifer Aniston and Angelina were gayelles. That would be hot.
It would be cool if Jennifer Aniston and Angelina were gayelles. That would be hot.
I totally believe this.
I also think that Brad and Jen must get back together.
Lily Allen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QPvv7cr5Qs
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I was always thinkin' of games that I was playin' and trying to make the best of my time.
Oh GAGA how could you??!?!!!
(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)
2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
http://www.ilads.org/
I think Gaga is looking like a Vampire lately. Guess it's part of this monster theme bs.
I used to like Gaga, but now I totally hate her.
I see where Michael K is coming from regarding this cunt. Watch this interview with Caca:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc2-CG1tsQU
Bitch still makes catchy songs, but fuck that high horse she's riding.
Perfect for Angiejo... they can both be all artsyfartsy and cunty together.
Ok.. there are a couple of GaGa sounds I can get down to (Pokerface and Just Dance) but the girl is not attractive. You can't even really see her face though through the heavy bangs, make up and uh.. what the hell is that plastic cardboard cutout shit/whatever she puts on her face anyway? It's compensating for an unattractive face. She is only being marketed as mysterious for it. See how easy the general public is to manipulate? Oh well.
Submitted by beegirl on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 8:12pm.
He should be sued just for the way he dresses and those dumbass glasses he wears. Dude looks like Andrew Dice Clay.
Ian Halperin is one if not THE biggest liar on the planet. The shit he has just plain made up about Michael Jackson, he should be sued for defamation of character. I mean..Damn, Mike had enough baggage without Halperin just making stuff up.
I think the dude gets a man crush on someone and goes after them. He is a crazy mo fo.
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If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.
Angelina needs to fire her publicist. Planting faux lesbo stories only work when there are two hot women involved, not someone with a dick and a grandma looking bag of bones.
I actually can't get enough Gaga for some weird reason. I think she's super hot. I don't know why, and I don't usually listen to mainstream music, but I'm drawn to her. I do tend to think weird looking chicks are hot though. I think I should make an appointment with a psych. "Hello Dr.? I'm a married housewife who is obsessed with a psychotic pop star."