Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
When the first rumblings of a George-Clooney-led charity event hit the entertainment community, one star was surprisingly reticent about chipping in to help. This celeb was convinced that Clooney and friends were just looking to sweeten their own profiles with a humanitarian gesture. He decided that he didn’t want to play second fiddle to Clooney & Friends, and started making some calls to try to get people to rally around his effort, which was going to be staged as a similar event … except that our guy would be the star. He made a few calls around, and was surprised to discover that he didn’t have many takers for his event. He says that it was because people just didn’t have enough time to pull together performances for his event. The reality is that no one really wanted to be part of a charity event that put more of an emphasis on this arrogant guy than on the charity itself. (Blind Gossip)
Gay Fish was just trying to color outside of the fucking lines!
This reality star with her own show just got her breasts augmented because her dad insisted. (CDAN)
This could be Jessica Simpson, but I don't think Papa Joe would make her get breast implants. He would convince her that she can make them grow by massaging them...in front of him. So because of that, I'll go with Brooke and Hulk Hogan?
This Hollywood actress was big news thanks to her starring role in a TV show over the past couple of years. And yet she somehow managed to get herself bad press. She put in some heroic partying performances and has a habit of dating guys way older. Anyway, studio execs who had penciled her in for stardom have pulled back. She’s still in the same role that made her famous and getting annoyed about it. (Popbitch via Blind Gossip)
"Heroic" = Heroes = Hayden Panatroll?
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#1: wyclef.
#2: brooke had her shit augmented at the tender age of 12, so i'm going to go w/ one of the kardashians.
#3: hayden.
Submitted by thegobbler on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:41pm.
Well, JS is a real-life airhead, but can't act, so...just curious, who do you guys think would make a good Chrissy Snow?
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JS is so stupid, I don't think she can pull off stupid. Make sense?? Ha!
You are exactly right - NO one can replace Jack!
I loved his music until he likened himself to Jesus.
holy hell, of course the first was Kanye.
I hope this can reach this guy, first to stop speaking in caps. He's losing his audience by being such an arrogant asshole.
breaks my heart to say it, but, just recently the local news was all over a story about how lebron wanted to do a charity dunk contest for haiti with d. wade and kobe and d. howard, all the best. and no one could get over the fact that all the dudes he asked said no because they didnt have the time to play bball with lebron for charity for a few hours. something didnt seem right about it. i hope this isnt why?
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#2 - our little chipmunk, Miley Cyrus!!! Gotta have some big, bigger boobs baby!!!!!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 6:32pm.
Speaking of Chestica....read she's been cast as "Chrissy" in the remake of "Three's Company"
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Whaaaaa??? No! : (
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Well, JS is a real-life airhead, but can't act, so...just curious, who do you guys think would make a good Chrissy Snow? And by the way-there can never be another "Jack." :)
ETA: Maybe Anna Farris? (sp?)
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
#1 is definitely Koño West!
I thought that it was the complete lack of any perceptible acting ability that derailed Hayden's "career"???
Brooke Hogan admitted to getting breast implants a few years ago. The consensus at CDAN is that this BI belongs to Shayne Lamas from Leave it To Lamas. Daddy Lamas just wants his little girl to be happy and keep him famous with bigger bewbies.
Oh Hayden, fame is a slippery slope and once Heroes is canceled you better hope your grandpa boyfriends will continue to put up with your behavior. Pee S. Lose the red hair.
#1 is KANYE KANYE KANYE! and, I believe my tag line says it all.
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"UPDATE! No-one gives a shit!"
~~Tourettes Guy
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#3 - Hayden Trollapier/Pantystorn/Pokemehere or whatever her name is.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 6:32pm.
Speaking of Chestica....read she's been cast as "Chrissy" in the remake of "Three's Company"
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Whaaaaa??? No! : (
Speaking of Chestica....read she's been cast as "Chrissy" in the remake of "Three's Company"
*blows off head*
1) Kanye
2) Snooks
3) Hayden Planetarium
1. Got to be Diddy.
2. is fucking gross, I don't even wanna know.
3. Hayden fer sure.
Number 2 is not Jessica Simpson. She has natural breasts and keeps struggling with her weight. She doesn't need implants.
I see Brooke Hogan around all the time. She has big implants. Why all the sudden would the Hulk insist that she gets them now? It's not Brooke.
Number three, my first thought was Lohan, but it's not her. It could be Panatroll but I am not certain.
I think number one has got to be DIddy or Kanye, but I think it's more Kanye. It fits. What amazes me is that there are so many songs that are "featuring Kanye West" it amazes me that people actually want to work with that child. I wonder if the people that already have worked with him ever want to do it again.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
1 - diddy
2 - snooki
3 - velma scooby doo
Jesus! Kanye can't even get a law passed in his mom's name right! The law is as useless as he is!
http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/01/29/donda.west.cosmetic.surgery/index.h...
Diddy should call his relief effort "Mouf Breavers for Poor People".
Gay fish or Diddy sounds about right. They both have delusions of grandeur big time.
#1 could be anyone... For some reason I think it's Regis Philbin.
#2 No idea.
#3 I agree with MK... the little girl who rides dolphins and fucked Ventimiglia
"And Joe Perry, you are a man of many colors but I, motherfucker, am the rainbow!" -Steven Tyler
1. Spencer Twat, P.Diddy or Gayfish, all are suspects, but Gayfish is on the clear lead.
2. Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray.
3. JLove a.k.a. the "Size 2" Peen Whisperer.
Diddy for number 1, he's co-hosting a Haiti fundraiser on BET soon.
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I am not a pussy.
#1 is Spencer Pratt. His ego is more than big enough for him to believe he has any kind of pull.
Big-boned Bulk Hogan and her daddy for number 2.
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I was always thinkin' of games that I was playin' and trying to make the best of my time.
Hayden will always be some dumb twat stuck on tv.
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Dealbreakers: Man He No Good For You by Lesbian Yellow Sourfruit
1. Diddy (he's now putting his own Haiti show together with Queen Latifah)
2. Paula Dean
3. Hayden Pantiwhathername
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
MK, you nailed 2 out of 3 you whore, but I think those boobies belong to Shane Lalalalamas.
Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.................