FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK!!!!!!!
Kanye West and Ambot wore fur coats to fashion week in Paris, and I guess some fashion bloggers threw red paint on him in the form of hate hate hating posts. And I'm glad they did, because Gay Fish bent over and gave birth to this amazing rant featuring rhinestone-encrusted shit nuggets like: "FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK" and "WE REPRESENT YOUR INNER SPIRIT!!"
Kanye west roared hard. He roared so hard that the fur coat in the room sprung back to life and ran out of that bitch.
Here's Kanye's rant. I tried to de-CAPS it for you, but as soon as I was finished transcribing it my monitor flickered and it magically went back to ALL CAPS. The Gods want you to go mildly insane while trying to read this mess:
WHEN IT'S ALL SAID AND DONE, REMEMBER THE FEARLESS, REMEMBER THE DREAMERS, REMEMBER THOSE WHO REPRESENT THE GHETTO...THE FAIRY TALE OF NOTHING TO SOMETHING. I'M BRIEFLY SADDENED BY NEGATIVE COMMENTS, BUT I HAVE TO REMEMBER THOSE PEOPLE ARE SCARED, INCAPABLE OR JUST PLAIN IDIOTS. WE ARE THE FUCKING ROCK STARS BABY. NO COCAINE, JUST LIFE MY NIGGAS!! NO COCAINE, JUST LIFE! IT'S FUNNY TO ME WHEN FASHION BLOGGERS DOWN OUR OUFITS AND THEN SUPER JOCK OUTLANDISH SHIT ON THE RUNWAY BUT THEN THEY DRESS MAD PRUDE AND DON'T LIVE FASHION. WE LIVE IT MAN. FUCK THAT, WE LIVE IT!!! WE LIVE IT SO HARD PEOPLE LIVE THROUGH US! WE REPRESENT YOUR INNER SPIRIT!! THE CHILD IN US ALL, THE BRUTAL HONESTY, THE NAIVETY, THE BRAVE WARRIOR, THE ADRENALINE THAT ALLOWS A MOTHER TO LIFT A CAR IF HER CHILD WAS TRAPPED UNDER IT! REMEMBER, THERE WAS A TIME WHEN EVERYBODY DISSED MICHAEL JACKSON EVERY CHANCE THEY COULD. IMAGINE THE PRESSURE OF BEING A TRUE ICON. VERY FEW HUMAN BEINGS ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO TAKE CONSTANT HATE!!! IF WE DON'T DO WHAT YOU FEEL IS THE SHIT, YOU BEAT US UP VERBALLY AND MENTALLY, LIKE A CATHOLIC SCHOOL TEACHER BEATING A CREATIVE STUDENT INTO SUBMISSION. I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING 'COLOR INSIDE THE LINES!!!' WELL FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK, COLOR BY NUMBERS APPROACH TO LIFE. AT THE END OF THE DAY WHO ARE WE HURTING??? OH "THE NEW BLACK???" SINCE BARACK IS PRESIDENT BLACKS DON'T LIKE FUR COATS, RED LEATHER, AND FRIED CHICKEN ANY MORE?! WHEN YOU TRULY UNDERSTAND CULTURAL SETTINGS, BOUNDARIES, AND OUR MODERN DAY CASTE SYSTEMS, THEN YOU CAN FEEL THE GLORY AND PAIN FROM THE DAYS OF KINGS IN AFRICA TO THE NEW KINGS OF THE MEDIA. LET THE BALL PLAYERS DANCE AFTER THEY SCORE! IT'S LIFE MY NIGGAS, IT'S LIFE! REMEMBER CLOTHING IS A CHOICE. WE WERE BORN NAKED!!! FRESH IS AN OPINION, LOVE IS OBJECTIVE, TASTE IS SELECTIVE, AND EXPRESSION IS MY FAVORITE ELECTIVE. NO MORE POLITICS OR APOLOGIES!!!
CAPS LOCK is a hell of a fucking drug. Right?
(Thanks Ibis)
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My Niggas? How old are you Kanye, 12? Oh and another thing, you don't have any fashion sense, everything you wear looks like shit and that's goes ditto for that Transvestite you bring along.
you know he probably yells to himself while he's thinking(!), so the Cap Locks thing just comes naturally ('Silent Tourette Syndrome')
When is this chocolate pussee going to come out?
I wish his mama were still alive so she could slap the shit out of him.
Quite a diatribe.
He neglected to mention the days in which his "niggas" were hunted down like animals and killed like the animals that are now hunted down and killed for his "representin'" pleasure.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Robbin' people with a . . . SIX gun
I Fought the coyote and the ... coyote won
I Fought the coyote and the ... KANYE won
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
All that ranting and raving because some people don't see fur as a fashion choice? What a loser!
People in the public eye are ALWAYS being targeted for wearing fur. But of course Mr. Crybaby has to make it all about race and himself.
Get a grip, Ego-man, and go buy a new coat, one that covers your wrists this time. Fur always looks better on the original owner anyway.
I could only make it to the word 'GHETTO' and then my head started hurting.
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"Publicity is one hellova drug."
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This gay fucker is still ranting about being a victim while he wears a lady's fur coat and tons of gawdy jewelry.
BTW, how's that Haiti tribute coming along, gayfish? I'm sure he's forgotten about it by now. And you know that he didn't donate one dime since he's a selfish bastard and he's always been about him.
Submitted by HoityToity on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 12:01pm.
Sorry, but I kind of agree to SOME of what he wrote.
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Right? But he's like the PeTA of African Americans.
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And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Kanye is a washed up douche, nobody will work with him because he's just an egotisically scumbag, who feels sorry for himself, ever since the tits he was suckled on died.
He proved it with Taylor Swift that he's a racist piece of shit, Thinks the whyte people diss him cause he's a dumbass nigga!
when the actual fact is he's a dumbass Nigga that has nothing to do with the color of his skin.
The Gay Fish is done!
Sorry, but I kind of agree to SOME of what he wrote. I think SOME of the hating on him is indeed to cut a man of color down and to put him in his "place". I know my whities and what is the real truth behind their actions. We might deny in public but we all know what we talk about behind closed doors--so quit telling lies. It is like Oprah being gay. I don't even like her show but I have to defend her in this. Since we cannot bring her down in any other way, we are now reduced to questioning her sexuality. This, I feel, is a planned attack. Why is this questioning suddenly now? I feel, that is because in the USA and in many parts of the world being gay is the worst thing you can be. And since she is a global figure, that will bring her shame--tell me that is NOT planned!
Now that my eyes have finished rolling around in their sockets from reading this ugly, delusional douchebag's incoherent rant of crap, I'm left wondering why someone hasn't popped a cap in his ass yet? Here's a thought for you Cuntye...have a coke, a smile, and STFU!
Someone should tattoo "Summers Eve" on his forehead. What a dick!!
I cannot fathom why this completely useless person exists. If this ...this...thing/creature/idiot was somehow transported to Haiti all he would do would be complain about his situation...never seeing any misery, want, need, hunger other than his own. and it makes me so angry about the injustice in this world.
Hmmm I thought the N word was not allowed anymo'.
If I see this mothaf*** up close, I'll scream at his face: STFU YOU CAPS MOTHAF*******
Coma Caca!
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I can't wait until his hubris an narcissism finally cause him to eat shit.
What a douchebag! I was wondering how he was going to explain wearing a woman's fur. Fool needs to be told that the sleeves are supposed to reach your wrists. Figured his beard Amber would be the one making excuses but it was him. Someone needs to pull him aside and tell him that , Yes-fashion week is all a huge conspiracy to keep you down. He's so fucking narcissistic that he would believe it.
I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.
kanye need's to go on a blood diamond tour with raekwon the chef.
douche...final answer
yeah check it "black" people: Kanye demands that you must remain in a stereotypical vacuum ITS YOUR RIGHT, you MUST embody cliches!!!!! Its very important.....You must refer to yourself as N words and ware fur because it is part of your cultural expression not repression in a recession( im available via BMG publishing for rhymes Boyeeeeeeee) YOU CULTURAL RIGHT IS TO BE KEPT LOOKING UNEDUCATED AND LIKE A PIMP FROM ICEBERG SLIMS IMAGINATION (or lack of)
WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT. (hows that for cap usage)
No mo watermelon fo yaw ass
no mo chicken
U haz been cultrally upgrdaded byz Obama and must eatz macrobioticz an sheet.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE ON ABOUT???
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
if it was really was his mamma's coat he shoud -instead of wearing it and make all kind of preacherlike caps-lock comments- have sold it or auctioned it or whatever and donate the money for charity. Just as his mother wanted.
I immediately thought of the photo of this kid coloring: http://ohwhatthehell.com/Misc/Images/coloring.gif
♪ Fur is sooooo 1950's. Now a days they grow these animals just to kill them for their skin `````` for FASHION. Fake fur looks just as nice ``` yeah it's not as warm, but nothing had to die `` for FASHION.
Fur ```should only be worn by the Eskimos who need it `` for surviving the bitter elements.
I would be so happy if he married Tila Tequila. Talentless famewhores who think people wanna hear from them, and are totally incoherent. He's fucking insane, can't even string together a coherent thought. Is that a drug thing, or a crazy thing?
I think he's the father of Tila Tequila's "baby". They're both mentally deranged and would be perfect for eachother.
FUCK Kanye. A producer friend had his original Track "Flashlight" appropriated by this "rock star" after giving his dj a promo cd. Please- show your work Kanye. Listen for yourself...
http://www.myspace.com/eliotlipp "Flashlight" listen to the riff.
I think there may have been some mention of it in URB magazine.
Homeboy didn't even change the name... just added an "-ing" as like in "fuck-ing Lame ass." OG as "can't touch this.. " He (or the people who actually MAKE his music) Threw some instruments over and called it "MY NEW HIT, Flashing Lights".
LAMESAUCE.
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This guy is a certified fruit and an incurable narcissist. He may be talented, I don't know, but no amount of talent justifies his behaviour. If he keeps going like this, he will end up sleeping under a bridge in a cardboard box.
Big old supersized serving of crazy.
Umm. What?
Another petulant narcissist. Next→
Submitted by peopleperson on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:23pm.
Are the arms on that coat two short for him or is that "fashion"?
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Right?
That ain't fashion. It looks like he's wearing his mama's (may she RIP) fur coat. Like he's been playing in her closet. Maybe THAT's why they hate it.
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And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Submitted by Auntie Mame on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 12:19am.
Kanye's brain must rattle in his head like one dried pea in a rusty tin can.
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I find that offensive to both peas and rusty tin cans.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Kanye's brain must rattle in his head like one dried pea in a rusty tin can.
"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
RED LEATHER
Who knew?
is that a woman's coat?
why are the sleeves so damn short???
yeah, thats right
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:29pm.
Kanye is the reason that George Bush doesn't like black people.
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LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
I'm absolutely not a commie, but totally retarded -- and too rich for their own good -- celebrities like this dude make me think income redistribution is not such a bad idea.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:31pm.
Bea Arthur, oh damn, would definitely 'soften' him up (i.e.: beat the shart out of him, then shatter his CAPS key). just for giggles, too. loolol.
it'll humble the man to an unrecognizable state.
Who wouldn't enjoy seeing this vile creature Kanye stunned with an electric prod up his bum, and then skinned alive....WHAT you think that's cruel? That is likely happened to the victims this no talent clown is wearing. Fuck him and his homely woman too. I always thought of him as a joke, but seeing him wear fur moves him to the top of my DEXTER list.
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went"- Will Rogers
Submitted by caprica six on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 11:28pm.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 10:25pm.
my error, about mom. may she rest in peace.
was building servers in 2007; completely in the dark about this stuff back then. thanks for the info.
nonetheless, kanye needs someone to help him with balancing fashion 'softness' and 'loudness'. though, considering he cannot balance his rants, forget about fashion awareness.
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I can think of something gray and furry that would look better on him - 6 rabid wolves or Bea Arthur.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Kanye is the reason that George Bush doesn't like black people.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 10:25pm.
my error, about mom. may she rest in peace.
was building servers in 2007; completely in the dark about this stuff back then. thanks for the info.
nonetheless, kanye needs someone to help him with balancing fashion 'softness' and 'loudness'. though, considering he cannot balance his rants, forget about fashion awareness.
I screwed up when I first saw this and I clicked on the link to Kanye's blog. Don't make this mistake. The best way to hurry this clown on out of the limelight or at least send the message that you don't find him relevant anymore would probably be to visit his blogs or sites as little as possible (not to mention avoiding the purchase of his songs or merch). There's no reason to be there anyhow.
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Are the arms on that coat two short for him or is that "fashion"?
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It really was love at first hate. ~ MK
This is a "rapper" who has to compete with various Disney and American Idol artists to sell records and tickets. His fan base consists largely of children so it's not surprising to see him spouting this tripe and behaving like a child. Dude should never have dropped out of college. His 15min is up so does anyone know if Taylor Swift is doing blow and making sex tapes yet? Cuz THAT would (will) be interesting.
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I hate this asshole.
i couldnt bring myself to go further than the 4th sentence cos it sounded just like another rant where he recycled his ego and spat it out messier than ever.
but to be serious (like its possible when talking about kanye), he wears a fucking white tee under that fur! i mean is it supposed to reflect his inner "ghettoness"? cos ive seen some other pics where he is doing just that, wearing a white tee and then over-accessorizing with blinging metals and donning whatever is slightly "provocative" and he thinks he "lives fashion?!" how delusional can one be. his fashion sense reflects his nauseating ego. KANYE, you ARE not fashionable in any way, get over it. fashion is about taste, not wearing your money.
rant finish.
What??!!?!? Dude is ranting a bunch of nonsense and obviously batshit crazy. The CAPSLOCK hurt my eyes halfway through reading that and I had to stop. What was he saying? Wonder what kind of shit he'll pull at the Grammys this weekend. Can't wait!! He looks stupid, mean, but stupid in that fur coat. Boo on fur coat.
He needs another ten pounds of fur to pull off the Khloe Kardashian look.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"