Ronnie Wood Is In Rehab
265-year-old Ronnie Wood of the Rolling Stones has checked his old ass into a rehab clinic for the 8th time. The Daily Mail says that Ronnie's daughter and Mick Jagger have been begging him for months to put down the bottle, break the coke mirror and dry up in the tank. Ronnie has finally given in.
Ronnie recently broke up with his 20-year-old Russian girlfriend after he allegedly whooped her ass. Shortly after their relationship ended, she started telling the media about how he's an evil goblin king who loves to eat mounds of cocaine with his nose.
A friend of Ronnie's said, "Ronnie has been in a bad state of mind since his split with Katia (the Russian chick). They were in a terrible relationship, but since their break-up he has not been himself. He has been lonely and drinking and has tried to throw himself into new romances. Jo and the entire family are just happy that he is seeking help again."
Hopefully, Ronnie will clean up this time, because nobody likes an old coked up drunk. Actually, that's not true. I like an old coked up drunk. They're funny and entertaining. But don't tell Ronnie that. Just tell him to do it for his long-lost mom Madam Mim!
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These older rock dudes still party like no one's business and are still kicking. God bless them all!
if he's 265 how old is Count Keithula??
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His hair has really held its ground with the color!
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Ronnie is living proof that it's damn hard to kill a human being!
He's not tough, though. Let him snort his old man's ashes. Keith did.
Damn, but both boys are ugly and look eons older than they really are!
I wonder if LiLo would hang out with them?
If Ronnie is 265 how old is Keith supposed to be? 2572? Older than the mummys?
Good luck to this Gypsy-Romany guy. He really can't be English, right? Just like Catherine Zeta Jones and Sean Connery.
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I suppose it would be the height of foolishness to suggest after 8 times in rehab, it's pretty frikkin' obvious this guy doesn't want to get sober.
Brangelina Forever!
Just looked up his Wiki page, which I know is not gospel but he basically admits to being a Romany on it. When will Catherine Zeta Jones follow suit? Lawsuit, maybe?
Brangelina Forever!
Good luck to this Gypsy-Romany guy. He really can't be English, right? Just like Catherine Zeta Jones and Sean Connery.
I wonder if Keith and Ronnie sit and talk about how these celeb's cant handle their drugs. I mean, they have done it all and still fucking rock!
His flat, dyed hair looks ridiculous. He should just let it go grey. He already looks 265 years old with the bad dye job. It would save him some time. I guess he does it himself with Nice 'n Easy or something, so to stop wouldn't probably save him a lot of money! LOL!
...Keith getting sober must have scared poor Ronnie straight... all sober Rolling Stones?...what the hell is going on here?...end of times?...
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EW! His tongue has a permanent nicotine stain!
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Holy shit..Ronnie looks exactly like my ancient Aunt Mona, the original party girl. She used to take a case of Pepsi and a jumbo bottle of 500 aspirins into the basement and not come back up for days. If you look up the word "fossil" in any dictionary, one of the Stones pictures will be there to illustrate it.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Yech. Looks like that cadaver face in "the scream" painting.
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This beast will outlive santa.
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For your health.
265 years old!! ahahahaha MK!
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People may not like an old coked up drunk, but obviously the booze & blow is the only thing keeping Ronnie from decaying. He actually passed away 2 years ago, but he's had an IV hooked up that keeps a continuous pump of Jack Daniels & snow flowing in his veins..
He is perfectly preserved, but if he goes clean now, the cadaver will start to rot.
Hasn't anyone seen the movie Dead Silence?
If a petrified forest ever had a face, this would be it.
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Ahh,MK, thank you for giving me Wood! He's the pepaw Dreamboat, and I'm repulsed but utterly fascinated at the same time.
Rehab???? Fuck that. If I were old as dirt and filthy rich, I'd just go ahead and do as many drugs as I wanted. What's the point of rehab when you got one foot in the grave??? That's the time to PAAAAARRRTAAAAY!
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Submitted by Francine on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 7:39pm.
Wow, it's one of those really pissed-off talking trees from The Wizard of Oz.
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Hahahahahaaaa! You're right!
Wow, it's one of those really pissed-off talking trees from The Wizard of Oz.
That little Russian tart he was with went on the UK version of Big Brother and said he wasn't a good kisser. I frankly *cannot* believe that.
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The yellowish tongue can mean a few things (in my opinion)
1. Oral thrush, which you get from viral infections and lowered immunity
2. He smokes too many cigs (or weed can give it that tinge too)
3. He's just an old man with old man things happening to his body ...
probably a combo of 2 and 3, hahaha.
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bwaahahaaahaa - 265 year old Ronnie Wood. I love it!
Rehab is a piece of shit. Scam. Hey, I'm gonna start up a celeb rehab.
$6.0K/day for all the salad bar, mussels, fresh lobster and beer you can consume. Then, a full-body massage afterwards, followed by salutory visit from Dr. Phil's son.
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- "If (Tila) actually gives birth, she'll forget where she put the baby one night while she's getting ready to go out and that will be the end of that. She is such a pustule on the buttocks of the world." - Dog
looks like a walking corpse who's head fell into black ink...
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what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."
Oh wait...yes I'll tell him *hangs up phone*
Hey Ron, 1978 called...they want their black hair dye back.
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I was always thinkin' of games that I was playin' and trying to make the best of my time.
Has he been using chicken boullion cubes as BreathSavers?
Isn't the yellow tongue thing a sign of a serious oral disease or some shit?
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are you sure the heading should say Ron Wood is Dead...cause with a tongue that brown I don't think he's the picture of health, a sure sign of lots of nasty things going on in his system...
Wow some old assed rock guy has entered rehab, in other news I just blinked. Tell Steven Tyler I said: "Just go and die already."
Ewwwww.....I would not let anything that nasty anywhere near my lady-bits.
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Is rehab really necessary when you're that age? Rolling Stones made a deal with the devil a long time ago anyway, and I'm sure that deal contained "CAN NOT FUCKING DIE NO MATTER WHAT" clause for the Stones. Snort up Ronnie, there's plenty of Russian Whores in the sea.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
I guess he doesn't believe in scraping his tongue while brushing his teefs. Well that's if he even brushes them.
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belongs in a pickle jar
he is one nose wart away from taking up to the air on a broomstick...that's an old witch face if I ever saw one!
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So he and his girlfriend had a 245 year age difference. That's sick.
I hope that "rehab" is code for plastic surgery cause that face needs some major re-Spackling .
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Submitted by JoJo on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 5:49pm.
Holy shit! He looks like a California Raisin....with a bad dye job!
And what in the sam-hell-fuckity-fuck is wrong with his tongue??!??!!!
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He's a very heavy smoker - maybe a nicotine stain?
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He needs a Chinese chef to blow on his ass like a Peking Duck and re-inflate his face.
Nice brown tongue.
*barf*
Holy shit! He looks like a California Raisin....with a bad dye job!
And what in the sam-hell-fuckity-fuck is wrong with his tongue??!??!!!
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I can't tell if the stones all made a deal with the devil, or something, to do as much drugs, drinking, and sluts as possible, and still manage to become old men ... or if the drugs, alcohol, and sluts, just make them look way older than they really are.
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Hopefully he is at the Cleveland Clinic getting rehabbed after a face transplant. Wow! Halloween was a few months ago Ron!
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I'm so sick of these assholes who have everything and still can't get it right.