The Cast Of Jersey Shore Is Coming Back For More (That Rhymes!)
Brace your genitals for another outbreak! MTV officially announced last night that Jersey Shore will be back for a second season. Pat, don't scratch when it starts to itch.
DJ Pauly D, Snooki Loompa, The Situation, Sammi Sweetheart, Ronnie, Vinny and JWoww have all signed on the dotted line. Angelina (the buzz killer whose luggage set is made by HEFTY) wasn't asked back. This is what MTV had to say for themselves:
"Our audience has fallen in love with Jersey Shore and its amazing cast who have really grown together as a family. That bond gives the show its heart, and we’re thrilled to reunite these friends to bring fans more of what they love — laughs, love, drama and of course, GTL."
TMZ reported a while ago that the whores of Jersey Shore turned down MTV's initial offer of $5,000 per episode. MTV eventually raised their offer to $10,000 per episode and told the cast they wouldn't go any higher than that. Who knows what they eventually settled on, but I'm sure Snookers is making enough money to keep her pickle jar full at all times.
MTV also added that the cast will leave the Northeast and go to a different location for season 2. Did you hear that, world?! NOWHERE IS SAFE. Get all your shots and stock up on booze, because your town might get hit next. Speaking of getting hit, hopefully Snooki will practice ducking on Wii boxing before shooting begins.
And here's some pictures that will definitely make you itch. It's JWoww looking as elegant as a middle-aged truck stop prosty at some club on Long Island the other night.
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Magnificent_G - this might help you understand:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guido
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Corporate whores:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cam3hFUENQ
That outfit does nothing for her figure! And she definitely needs to use some of that money to get herself A DAMN PEDICURE!
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Submitted by magnificent_G on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 1:12pm.
What is a GUIDO btw??
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Same as a Gino. But Ginos don't work out and tan so much, generally. Some do but not generally.
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Angel, do you realise these definitions doesn't make sense to me and, I guess, outside the US? If I don't know about Guidos I don't know about Ginos. :-)
every episode is like watching the same show over&over...boring
She looks beat.
Submitted by BBGemini on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 9:33am.
Ugh, let JWOWW teach the world a lesson in makeup: Brown eyebrows + Black Hair = NO.
I'm one of those annoying whores who doesn't watch TV or have cable, and shit like this makes me proud of that fact. SO. FUCKING. STUPID. What's worse is that reasonably intelligent people fall into the trap of watching this shit and try to fool themselves into believing that it's OK.
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Great! Love the show. I was sooo looking forward to Frank the Entertainer's show but am very disappointed so far. He is too laid back and not the crazy Frank from the other shows he was on.
You mean these complete idiots are getting that kind of dough to humilate themselves and put the italian culture in a negative light? Unbelievable!
Submitted by magnificent_G on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 1:12pm.
What is a GUIDO btw??
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Same as a Gino. But Ginos don't work out and tan so much, generally. Some do but not generally.
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What is a GUIDO btw??
Submitted by Auntie Mame on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 12:29pm.
Italy is the country that gifted the world with great minds and artists like da Vinci, Michelangelo, the Medici and Machiavelli has been reduced to cheap mobsters, pasta, pizza and this bunch.
Fucking sad.
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I hope people know that Italy is still much more than this, even if the Medici and co. are long dead now.
Who do these jerks represent other than white trash? Besides, Italo-americans and Italians is not the same thing, you know?
*wrecks*
I literally am turned off of having children when I see these train wreaks on TV. They frighten me.
What's up with getting tattoos are age 16? And they aren't even good tats at that!
Other things that rhyme with Jersey Shore:
Whore
Bore
Snore
Chore
Floor
No More
Door (don't let it hit you on the ass on your way out)
Gore
Poor
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Ugh, let JWOWW teach the world a lesson in makeup: Brown eyebrows + Black Hair = NO.
Wow, they must be hurting for money or something. This is the stupidest show ever. I can't believe people get hooked on this shit.
Snooki is a Pygmy Sumo wrestler.
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Why are those shot glasses upside down on that gross chipped table? Classy. How can you not watch Jersey Shore? It's so trainwecky.
Season two? Aren't these fucktards 15 up already? Damn you mtv!
Have not watched the show and have no desire to.. but for all the Jersey Shore fans - a new side of The Situation:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3e1c0b38aa/the-real-situation-feat-the-...
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Corporate whores:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cam3hFUENQ
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 6:11pm.
DAMN. Snooki has a HORRIBLE body. Ick.
they are gross, and don't deserve a fucking dime. I HATE MTV.
Yes that's Music TV...music...I HATE MTV.
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jwoww is gonna age horribly. something about her face makes me think this. anyways, hope 2nd season doesn't become scripted like the hills
I've watched some trashy shows, like the 'Housewives' series on Bravo, but this show is beyond horrible. I turned it on one night just for some laughs (and my kid was NOT happy)...it was so horrible I changed the station after about 10 minutes....even that was too long.
To top it off, I could not understand a damn word they were saying...and I'm from Philly...so I'm used to the Jersey/NY accent.
I'm guessing MTV must have been raking in the dough...which baffles the shit out of me. I thought you could NOT go lower in terms of tv programming than the Housewives series. Guess I was wrong.
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Submitted by Rhoda on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 12:31pm.
I was born and raised in NY and spent summers in Jersey, later on I moved to Michigan and now I live in Ohio, each move I've made has made me less and less likely to have my state infested by these douches. Now I can have a reason to be thrilled to be living in Ohio, never thought that would happen, thanks MTV!
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ROFL @ this!
I can say the same except for... I come from Sao-Paulo... (fill in the places I lived in) and ended up in Ohio...
Yup, thank you MTV for making a rusty belt, recession oppressed state look not so bad, coz there's 0 chance I'll run into a Guido anywhere here.
Thank goodness they didn't ask annoying-ass Angelina back
Really?
*shaking fists at sky*
DAMN. Snooki has a HORRIBLE body. Ick.
they are gross, and don't deserve a fucking dime. I HATE MTV.
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what's the matter with your life
why you gotta mess with mine?
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Ugh I know they're gonna come here to L.A. Every time I turned around last season they were here. Great, now I'll have even more STD's to fight off while walking down the street. Eff this, I'm moving.
Ugh I know they're gonna come here to L.A. Every time I turned around last season they were here. Great, now I'll have even more STD's to fight off while walking down the street. Eff this, I'm moving.
Just about lost it @ Snooki Loompa.
God bless DLISTED.
Being that I live not too far from where they shot the last season, I'm glad they're not returning.
But can you really call it Jersey Shore if the show no longer takes place there, AND only one cast member actually lives in New Jersey (Sammi is from Hazlet)?
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I don't give a damn about any of these idiots, but I'm worried about the second season move. I live in a fairly popular vacation spot and I certainly don't want these fucktoids here.
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Another little me in the world is a scary thought, isn't it? #3 is on the way.
YEAH!!!
*fist pumps high in the air*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 3:41pm.
Wait, they're taking them away??? And hopefully all the other greased-up attention whore Bennies will follow?????
Those "bennies" were putting those loser locals to SLEEP!
Like my siggy says: Ronnie 2, Townies 0.
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Ronnie 2, Townies 0
Too bad this bunch of whatever they are haven't been sent to Margate, NJ to live in "Lucy" the elephant hotel. I'd watch that shit if they made them go in and out through Lucy's asshole to hit they crib.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Wait, they're taking them away??? And hopefully all the other greased-up attention whore Bennies will follow????? I never thought I'd say this but GOD BLESS YOU, MTV!!!!!!!!!
Damn, I wish I could make $10000 for being trashy and doing nothing. But, I have to get an education and work for a living, life is so unfair! LOL.
Where are all the fine Italians at?
Not there.
The show is basically the same episode over and over again,after the 3rd episode i was bored.I just wanted to see snooki get punched in the face and they didnt even show it.i guess those fucktards got more money like they wanted too...pathetic!
People that watch this trash make these scumbags on steroids rich. I've never seen the show and after looking at these mutants, I can't imagine the attraction.
It was reasonable to ask for 10K an episode when the cast from The Hills make just as much and more.
The are all talentless but everyone knows trash sells.
Congrats on standing your ground and makin the money.
I don't understand why anyone wants to see them at a club? I might be excited to meet Drew Brees, but a bunch of MTV losers, I say nay.
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JWoww was at GLO thursday night... kind of mad i missed that fuckery.
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Holy Shit that's an ugly bunch
OMG these kids are not even all that scandalous. It was fun watching it - like reminiscing - but another season is ridiculous. These foolios were out of new material by the 3rd epi and the rest was all about seeing how many ways Snooki could get turned down for sex.
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And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Is that the same coat Kangay was wearin yesterday?
That Jwoww bitch is fug and looks like she is packin a dick and herpes.
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Care, I do not.
Weep for future, I do.
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I'm very proud to say that I've never watched this show. I've seen clips of it on other shows and that was enough to make me weep for humanity. So these humanoids will be making more money than teachers and nurses and social workers, etc?? Yeah, that's fair.
Please DO NOT send these folks anywhere near the greater New Orleans region. We've suffered enough. And down here, there's very little fist fighting. Only gunfire. You've been warned!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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I actually like the show and cast members. 10k is peanuts compare to Heidi and Spencer's 65k an episode on The Hills.