Saturday, January 30th 2010
Brit Brit Bringing A Little Glamour To Miami
Here's another set of pictures of the jerky queen of Louisiana for you to add to your fashion inspiration look book. Don't forget to note that the red Solo cup (filled with equal parts Chek Lemon-Lime and Sam's Choice Grapefruit soda) is an integral part of this look.
Unfortunately, I don't have that fancy "get this look" feature that other sites have, but if you go to Bealls.com and enter in code "BRIT BRIT" this entire outfit will pop up (along with the red Solo cup).
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Britney the Goddess
I bask in her Holy light
Orange blood of Christ
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I WON'T DO THAT
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 8:40am.
Britney will be naked at the Grammys to silence her critics.
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Um,.... no thank you:)
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@Manimal: She went downhill after she had her heart broken by KFed. It's no surprise. Plus she had two kids. It's not easy to starve yourself, exercise, and dance around for two hours a night. (Notice I didn't say sing).
Her life sucks. She has no one. So she turned to Cheetos, and drinking/drugs. I don't blame her. She has a lot of pressure to be thin, and all that crap.
We cannot understand as we are not famous.
Why does she still have that raccoon weave? Didn't her hair grow back yet? I cannot imagine the amount of booze it would take, to find her interesting to talk to.
Nice receding hairline.
Can I buy this outfit complete with the "10 years out of date scrunchy" on her wrist? You know she took her "hair" (rat weave) down from that lovely thing just to look "seksi" for the paparazzi.
Her nipples are staring at the ground in shame.
Britney will be naked at the Grammys to silence her critics.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 3:37am.
italics, Hmm, the Summer’s Eve chemists may need to develop an industrial strength formula for her unique (thank god) needs.
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Well, they just need to come up with the scents which are the opposite of Cheetos, Starbucks, and irregular showering. Maybe something to counteract the stinking fleece in her boots; after all, stench rises.
They may need to partner with Monistat.
It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it!
(Thank God not us!)
Good night and we will talk soon, I hope.
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Hmm, a heady aroma of Colt 45, Jean Nate and the sweat of desperation would probably be an improvement. I will send an urgent fax to Summer's Eve and Monistat in the morning. If the joint effort by chemists succeeds, it could earn them a Nobel for pioneering chemistry.
I'm glad you had a fun trip!
I hope we run into each other soon too. Night!
italics, Hmm, the Summer’s Eve chemists may need to develop an industrial strength formula for her unique (thank god) needs.
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Well, they just need to come up with the scents which are the opposite of Cheetos, Starbucks, and irregular showering. Maybe something to counteract the stinking fleece in her boots; after all, stench rises.
They may need to partner with Monistat.
It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it!
(Thank God not us!)
Good night and we will talk soon, I hope.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 2:51am.
Italics! What a nice surprise...:) I guess Summer's Eve won‘t be hiring her as a spokeswoman.
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Well. Let's think about this.
If they can cure her stink, every woman in the entire universe will be comin' up roses!
Brilliant marketing strategy!
I just got back from San Fran tonight, tired but I haven't had my laptop all week, so catching up.
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Hmm, the Summer’s Eve chemists may need to develop an industrial strength formula for her unique (thank god) needs. I will send a fax notifying the company it’s urgent.
I hope you had a fun trip. I logged off then saw your response. It’s a shame we are in different time zones. I have been leaving music in open post for a few weeks. I hope you find something that you like. Goodnight! :)
Italics! What a nice surprise...:) I guess Summer's Eve won‘t be hiring her as a spokeswoman.
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Well. Let's think about this.
If they can cure her stink, every woman in the entire universe will be comin' up roses!
Brilliant marketing strategy!
I just got back from San Fran tonight, tired but I haven't had my laptop all week, so catching up.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 2:37am.
Brit looks like the kind of girl that would have serious feminine hygiene issues.
In other words, a rancid twat.
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I guess Summer's Eve won‘t be hiring her as a spokeswoman.
Submitted by sunny on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:18pm.
SHIT Brit looks like the chicks that were roaming around the Mall of America in Minnesota back in early 90's.......
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Mimes with fright wigs?
*noting another reason not to shop at malls*
Brit looks like the kind of girl that would have serious feminine hygiene issues.
In other words, a rancid twat.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I see painter's pants are stylin' again.
She probably took some pinking shears to that shirt right before her 5150.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Nice to see she is still looking sloppy and probably reeking of stale smoke and sour milk.
I was never a fan of Britney, esp in her heyday ( I'm lying, I totally have her first CD) but after the whole ordeal with the crazies, I have developed a soft spot or her. She grew on me, like mold on a stale cheeto. Her clothes are ATROCIOUS, but she looks somewhat cute and relaxed here. I almost didn't notice the nips. She's a nice, harmless, exploited dummy like Jsimp. She doesn't bother me as much as OCTOGUNT and Hate.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
You could wrap her in cloth of gold, and she'd manage to make it look like busted Christmas tinsel.
SHIT Brit looks like the chicks that were roaming around the Mall of America in Minnesota back in early 90's.......
THIS white trash is what gets paid millions of dollars??????
For what?
she can't sing, can't dance, can't stay on her diet, smokes, won't wear shoes in the gas station toilet, can't stay away from frappacinos, can't take care of her finances, can't stay sober (if you believe recent reports), shaves her own head bald, likes to abuse SUV with umbrellas...
We call THIS a celebrity and pay double digits for her cd's and tours??????
THAT SHIT IS FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by nono on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:05pm.
Isn't it like two years now since her shaving?
How did she go from this: (awesome)
www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/britneyspears/britney_spears_11....
to how she is now...assuming you factor in the age to abuse quotient.
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Shouldn't her hair have grown back by now? She still looks Luke she is wearing a terrible weave!
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 9:36pm.
Can someone please get her off the damn Thorazine or Ritalin or whatever zombie shit she's taking? We're sooo damn ready for Britney au naturel.
Remember the good old days; when she had 7-11 on speed dial? Her order of Biggie Sized Cheetos and Blueberry Big Gulp Slurpee's being filled while she used the gas station toilets sans shoes?
Yes,yes,yes and yes.
Shaved head and umbrella wielding loon. Ah...the good old days.
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And the whole familiar "zombified into sedated numbness" look associated with people who are wading thru psyche meds she has all the time probably doesn't help that perception either.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 9:28pm.
I can't wait to see what she's wearing to the Grammy's tomorrow. I hope she remembers to wash & brush her hair at least.
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Apparently it's going to be something from Candies..sigh lame.
But she cleaned up okay for the VMA's & for the Teen Choice Awards
And it's not even 100% she's going they speculate that she is every year, she's in Miami recording with Pharell.
Submitted by Candy Lynn on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 1:33pm.
I want to know mmore about her sexy bald bodyguard. Dlisters, any info?
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Her bodyguards name is Eden he's from Israel I think?
And he's been with Britney since the Blackout days.
There was a silly news story awhile back that he was in love with her, lol.
And another thing is he's short! Shorter than Britney!
That's all I know sorry.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 7:56pm.
They ain't erased the crazy from her brains...You can see it in her eyes. I usta think she was just a drug addict whore, but now I think she was a crazy drug addict whore...There's a difference.
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OMG. LOL! I don't know if she is or not for sure. I still can't tell, I might not have the required perceptive skills in that area to come to a correct conclusion though I do still wonder. But yes. You are right. There is a difference. Not everyone can spot it, but maybe you just have? No drugs and still the vibe of not being 100% "all there and with it" persists. The lights are on. But why does it sometimes like noone's home? Or maybe it's just her. Maybe she's not crazy. Just odd. An odd but normal ball? If that makes any sense?
I don't think anyone's ever gonna know for sure what's up. That's why people are always and forever onwards going to continue watching closely for the definitive sign of confirmation that she is or isn't nuts in every minor thing she ever does, from the look in her eyes to color of her nail polish.
I'm not saying you're wrong. On the contrary I think you could very well be right. Just that she would be cursed anyway with the "she's not right, she's crazy" tag. Things went a little too far for her to be all better and "fine" now.
Submitted by ribbontie on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 9:32pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 9:21pm.
Why, with her all sodding millions, can she not hire a stylist that doesn't hate her?!
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Actually I don't think she even has a stylist ;)
Also she's under a conservatorship so she doesn't have access to her millions, she get's $1500 a week, and she's alway been awful with clothes and makeup and hair since back in the day but I don't think she really cares tbh...
Sometime I just want to sit her down and do her hair and makeup *sigh* and introduce her to a simple wardrobe.
But then at the same time it's what makes her, her so it'd be bittersweet
I know all about the conservatorship and her pocket money but it makes no difference. She gets $1500, that's $6,000 a MONTH. More than enough to buy clothes that don't look like they came of a trash heap.
Up until she met Kevin, she had really good style. She may have looked like a swamp rat every now & again, but on the whole she dressed well.
Hell, she could even hire a stylist as a business expense.
I can't wait to see what she's wearing to the Grammy's tomorrow. I hope she remembers to wash & brush her hair at least.
BIONIC. The new album by Christina Aguilera. March 2010
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
TEAM KRAZY BRIT BRIT !
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes
Well then she should hire one. One that can teach her dress like a 28 year old mother of 2.
The woman is such a slob.
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Lol, she keeps a clean house though back 2007 X17 used to take creepy candids of her house cleaning.
And her boys are always clean and well dressed as well, I just don't think she cares about her own appearance on a day to day basis, started when she met Kevin, I have no idea why?
Can someone please get her off the damn Thorazine or Ritalin or whatever zombie shit she's taking? We're sooo damn ready for Britney au naturel.
Remember the good old days; when she had 7-11 on speed dial? Her order of Biggie Sized Cheetos and Blueberry Big Gulp Slurpee's being filled while she used the gas station toilets sans shoes?
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Submitted by ribbontie on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 9:23pm.
Actually I don't think she even has a stylist ;)
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Well then she should hire one. One that can teach her dress like a 28 year old mother of 2.
The woman is such a slob.
BIONIC. The new album by Christina Aguilera. March 2010
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 9:21pm.
Why, with her all sodding millions, can she not hire a stylist that doesn't hate her?!
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Actually I don't think she even has a stylist ;)
Also she's under a conservatorship so she doesn't have access to her millions, she get's $1500 a week, and she's alway been awful with clothes and makeup and hair since back in the day but I don't think she really cares tbh...
Sometime I just want to sit her down and do her hair and makeup *sigh* and introduce her to a simple wardrobe.
But then at the same time it's what makes her, her so it'd be bittersweet.
Also Britney gets her period around the end of the month (yeah, I know) so I think that's why she's a little bloated right now ...
but then again you can never really tell with her, she goes up and down all the time.
Why, with her all sodding millions, can she not hire a stylist that doesn't hate her?!
BIONIC. The new album by Christina Aguilera. March 2010
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
HEY BRITNEY!
I've been listening to "Just Yesterday" all day! And Blackout and Circus too!
I haven't really been in the mood for Baby One More Time, Oops, Britney or In The Zone... but we will see tonight.
Also you guys should see my hair right now, it's a pouf gone wrong, I didn't even do it on purpose.
Also I'm not watching the Grammy's until Britney is confirmed to appear from a site other than BreatheHeavy...but she's recording in Miami so I don't know how she's going to make it.
otherwise I just going to catch the good parts online later on. ;)
See what getting sober does to you. We're gonna have to tease her with an eight ball.
Aaaw....
Brit looks so clean-cut and rather awesome here.
I admit, I've grown a soft spot for her over the years.
She makes for a cute brunette. The library clerk kind cute when she wears an Argyle sweater like this.
@ salacious
coincidentally, i'm bumming around looking for a job.I'm going to wear them for my next interview and poke my boss' eyes out if things don't go well.
You should submit them. I'm sure MK has a pair in mocha, to be extra kinky.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
They ain't erased the crazy from her brains...You can see it in her eyes. I usta think she was just a drug addict whore, but now I think she was a crazy drug addict whore...There's a difference.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
to play devils advocate here atleast she's not wasting her money on expensive clothes just to walk around and look cute. she's like i'm rich, i can retire if i want to so fuck it. on the other hand i shop at walmart, catos, the mall, even payless during those hard times and i look way better than her. like someone else said, she lost her cuteness, she really did peak at 20 in every aspect of her life.
@ vidz
I suspect a lot of great career opportunities will be coming your way then! LOL.
oh, maybe we should submit them to MK for Hot Slut consideration.
Why is it so hard for this hillbilly to comb her hair? You never see any other female celebrities who have their pics taken regularly look like crap like she always does. In fact, the regular woman in the street looks more made-up than her.
I guess she is just a immature, spoiled slob with a mental problem who can't take care of herself. Heaven forbid the examples she is setting for her kids while she is parenting them.
@salacious
LOL, I clicked the Link.who wouldn't want hard erect nipples? I'm so totally going to get them right after I buy the labia dye.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
It's not that she can't afford a bra: her "mind" think it's provocative and "seksee".
Perhaps she wears "pokies" (fake nipples outside her bra)? you know how classy she is.
http://www.bodyperks.com/index-product.html
"And Joe Perry, you are a man of many colors but I, motherfucker, am the rainbow!" -Steven Tyler
If you can buy smokes, then by God you can buy a damned bra!
How come, no matter what she's wearing, there's always saggy nipple?
Michael! LOL @ Bealls.com do they even have those up north? I thought that was a southern chain? *hides Beall's frequent shopper card*
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"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist." ShitMyDadSays on Facebook
she is over, it all about Gaga, Kesha, Beyonce and Taylor. There is no mystey to her the world have seen it all with her and she has no talent. She always look trashy , she has no class. funny how she can leave her children and go on vacation with her loser bf. I am show the kids are happy with their dad .
She's lost the cuteness that she once had many,
many moons ago plus the fact that I've just seen too much and it can not be unseen.
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In thumbnail 4, is she running her fingers through SPF's hair while she's smoking? Sick!