Sunday, January 31st 2010

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Debbie Deb was a Hot Slut back in the earlier days of Dlisted in 2005, but I felt she deserved an encore appearance in honor of Grammy Day! Debbie Deb was never nominated for a Grammy, but if it was up to me the dashboard of her '83 Lincoln Continental would be lined with a dozen of them. "Lookout Weekend" is still the hardest-working ho on my iTunes (aka bitch gets played a lot).

According to Wikipedia, Debbie left the music industry in the late 80s, because they treated her like shit. They used a fake ass Debbie Deb on her record cover, because the real Debbie Deb was too fat for them. That's some "C+C Music Factory before C+C Music Factory did it" shit!

Today Debbie Deb works as a hair dresser in Philadelphia. When she's not frosting tips, she's out performing in freestyle music festivals.

Here's a clip of Debbie Deb performing in San Bernadindo, CA last year. No, that's not me in the black polo shirt and glasses. I SWEAR.


Posted by: Michael K


SAN BERNARDINO! IE baby!!

HollyG's picture

FUCK. YES! oh man I still like to play a lot of those songs at this one bar we go to. You should see the looks of confusion when we put on The Train or Yolanda. I'm even surprised the jukeboxes will download some of these. I would rather listen to cheesy dance music from the 90s than any of that teeny bopper Jonas/Miley shit today. Booooo.

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Submitted by applehead on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 7:30pm.

Was this a hiefers convention?

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No - it was back in the olden days when fat people were allowed to have fun too.

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And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
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Was this a hiefers convention?

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 1:27pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 1:15pm.

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 1:12pm.

OMFG Skating music with that song "When I hear music"!

I used to do the barrel jumps and circle the rink to this song (and other songs) then jump. I could jump 10 barrels at once. FUCK YES! lol
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Ahhh...the glory days!:)

♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
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The Perkster's picture

That SO reminded me of Sweating To The Oldies!!

~~@ Everyone is entitled to their opinion...its just that yours is stupid @~~

I saw here at an Old Skool show about 3 years ago...I didn't have the closest seats, but I could swear she was blonde and skinny that night.

The guy dropping it like it's hot in the black polo...I feel embarrassed for him.

Talula's picture

"When I Hear Music" is my ringtone!

mike's picture

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 1:12pm.

Damn you MK! Made me get outta bed to go poppin' & lockin' on that azz! Of course it did'nt stop there:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdkhn5X_Ywg

LOL @ him lighting a cig at the mic and taking a drag just before he sings

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 1:15pm.

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 1:12pm.

OMFG Skating music with that song "When I hear music"!

I used to do the barrel jumps and circle the rink to this song (and other songs) then jump. I could jump 10 barrels at once. FUCK YES! lol

I still skate but rollerblade now.

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@Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 1:15pm.

Always glad to help kid. ;-)

DR.FUNK's picture

Hard to believe...but MADONNA was in the same "track act" ghetto with Debi Deb & all the other freestyle artists back in the day.For the price of cover charge (5-10 bux) -you could fall into the COPA or CASANOVAS in S.Florida...and there she'd be singing Physical Attraction or Everybody.Always off-key because the DJ was clueless about the volume control on the reel 2 reel tape machine.Ah the memories.

EvilShoe's picture

I'm totally downloading this song.

LOL @ Michael saying that's not him in the black polo!

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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 1:12pm.

Damn you MK! Made me get outta bed to go poppin' & lockin' on that azz! Of course it did'nt stop there:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdkhn5X_Ywg

Chased it with:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKJwlrRLoIk

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OMG! The tears are really flowing now.
Tears of joy, my friend.

♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six

angel_i's picture

O hell no! I used to LOVE LOVE LOVE this song!

And BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! to the fucking shallow stupid music industry. Heavy people are allowed to play too! I don't care what any of you stick insects say.

♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six

DR.FUNK's picture

Damn you MK! Made me get outta bed to go poppin' & lockin' on that azz! Of course it did'nt stop there:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdkhn5X_Ywg

Chased it with:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKJwlrRLoIk

angel_i's picture

There was a DListed before I got here?
Go figure.

♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six

parissucksliterally's picture

Soultonic, those people/groups were awesome!

"Baby let me show you how to do this, you got to move this, you're doing fine....."

:)

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why you gotta mess with mine?
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i love me some big girls.

and the music industry was a lot tougher on you if you were fat back in the day.

if you were a girl, that is. a bug fat guy playing harmonica wasn't any big deal.

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jt

wtf was that? I mean, I never heard that song in my life and I've lived in NYC since the damn 70's. and where was that festival held, near the buffet table at a fat acceptance conference?

and no haters please - I'm a chub too!

urmomma's picture

Awwwe.
I like that she just said "fuck it" and took her shit home.

If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.

MizRo's picture

At first glance, I though it was Paula Abdul in her heavier days.

Good morning all: I manager to almost completely rip my left index finger nail off this AM - not a good start.

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Submitted by Who Datt on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 12:03pm.

Robyn released an amazing album not so long ago. She's a great singer.

"And Joe Perry, you are a man of many colors but I, motherfucker, am the rainbow!" -Steven Tyler

I prefer the 90's dance music to the industrial sludge of today. Robyn, Robin S, Crystal Waters, Captain Hollywood Project, Culture Beat, LaBouche, KLF, Cut N' Move, Tityo, Amber, The 49'ers, Ultra Nate, Jocelyn Enriquez, Lonnie Gordon, Robert Miles, Eiffel 69, Kristine W, Moloko.

Ke$ha and Miley kind of pale in comparison, don't they?

Black is slimming.

Soultonic's picture

Nineties Pop that we love to hate or hate to love:

Technotronic
Snap!
Soul II Soul
Deee-Lite
Black Box
Real McCoy
Ace of Base

Who did I miss???

MISSterious's picture

Debbie Deb is the SHIT!!! Damn MK, THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES! YOU ROCK!

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Submitted by Soultonic on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 11:31am.

Black Box had some good songs...too bad that skinny little bitch was a fake and the real voice was from another fat girl: Martha Wash.
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That "skinny little bitch" was a dude!

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awwww shit! I was shuffle skating to this shit!~

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Black Box had some good songs...too bad that skinny little bitch was a fake and the real voice was from another fat girl: Martha Wash.

Here's a clip of the real Black Box:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLGVTsLsOdE

Sonica's picture

Damn! I remember when Technotronic pulled that shit on Ya Kid K for "Pump Up the Jam". They used some crazy bitch with blue lips in the video.

I also added that corny-ass track to my iPod. Gonna be jamming that fucker on the elliptical to remind to keep on the damn thing!

fishsticksfan's picture

"She was crushed when her record company decided not to put her picture on the sleeves of her records and, in a Milli Vanilli-esque move, even hired an "impostor" to perform and pose as "Debbie Deb". As a result, she made little, if any, money from her hit singles, and was so hurt by the experience that she stopped singing for years, relying on her work as a hairdresser to make ends meet."- Wiki

OMG THAT IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT!!!

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Well, they better have a SONIC or something nearby, cause all these big Mofo`s are going to be HUNGREY after busting a move like that.....

DianaDeath's picture

Fuck yesss!! I saw Debbie Deb at a freestyle fest a few years ago, and was surprised by how fat and soccer mom she looked, so now it makes perfect sense that they used a fake-ass DD on the album cover!

I remember this fest was headlined by a pregnant-ass LisaLisa (with no goddamn Cult Jam).

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IDK WTF that is

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dlisted_bitch's picture

Thanks for reminding me that this song exists. It's going in my ipod NOW.

ScarfnBarf's picture

Yeah, well she aint no BLACK BOX.

babybunny's picture

damn MK that polo shirted eye glass dude is HAWT!! A fat man that can bust a move...sexaaayy! I like the teletubbies, they act like they don't give a sheat...just jamming and then hitting the in n out!!

salacious's picture

Good morning-wood all Dlisters,

Her song "When I Hear Music" is one of my favorites too, MK, so I speak your language too.

In today's auto-tuned music biz, she'd probably have a career if she were younger. I feel more artistic credibility in her than in the Cacas and Avrils of today.

"And Joe Perry, you are a man of many colors but I, motherfucker, am the rainbow!" -Steven Tyler

Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 11:09am.
Was she angry because they used a thinner "fake Debbie Deb" or because they used an uglier one?

http://www.amazon.com/When-I-Hear-Music/dp/B000WB3RFW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8...
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What in the name of acid washed-gunt-displaying mom jean hell is that??? THAT'S the thinner Deb?
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mike's picture

Judging by the looks of the audience members, I think "freestyle" also refers to their diets.

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Was she angry because they used a thinner "fake Debbie Deb" or because they used an uglier one?

http://www.amazon.com/When-I-Hear-Music/dp/B000WB3RFW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8...

Soultonic's picture

I hear she'll be performing in the upcoming Donut Fest 2010!

Chirio's picture

hahaha! "that's not me in the black polo shirt and glasses. I SWEAR." right right MK! LOL

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Mother Superior's picture

Out. Of. Tune. All the way :(

Athina's picture

Is that a freestyle music festival or a BBW dance?

When I was a teen, freestyle was HUGE here (Austin, TX). At least it was is the hispanic community. I went to dance after dance (held at the catholic church, of course). That song can still fill the dance floor down here. = )

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Hekki's picture

No offense, MK, but she sounds like they just pulled some fat mom from Long Island out of the audience at a monster truck rally and gave her the mike. Her voice is terrible.