Brangie Went Out Last Night
Before we begin, this is obligatory: Ctl + Alt + DeleteTheGoatBeardAlreadyBrad
At last night's Directors Guild Awards in Los Angeles, Billy Goat Brad came out of his cave to introduce his Inglourious Basterds director Quentin Tarantino, and St. Angie tagged along. But St. Angie skipped the red carpet.
People says that Brangie murdered the break-up rumors by acting all affectionate with each other during the show. Some witness-type said, "They looked very giggly. They look like they are having a fun time. It's definitely a date."
Cut to the Brangaloonies shouting: PRAISE BEAUTIFULL ANGELINA AND BRAD FOR PROOVING THE LOOSER HATERZZZZ WRONG! JP 4 EVAHZ!!!!
Cut to everyone else saying: They were giggly because they were stoned out of their minds! It's the only way they can handle being near each other.
And it goes on...
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Wow, she sucked the hawt right out of him.
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omg, how many blowies did RuPaul give to MK for all this publicity!
Well, she has been looking overmedicated for months now. I don't care anymore.
Is it just me..or Angie looks better in the pic? She kinda gained some weight.
Where to begin -- So many questions, as each new Brangelina apparition becomes more bizarre than the last.
- Was Brad's over-the-top hairpiece formerly owned by John Revolta?
- Is he having an orgasm in the last pic?
- Is that much Botox safe?
- What's with The Veins of Angelina?
- Why no 'We're still sooooo together' pics?
- And what about those black rubber sheets?
Santa Angelina Pray For Us Sinners
Submitted by LarBear on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:56pm.
one more thing.... SUCK IT HATERZ.
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Matthew &:eleventeen says, "Come forth, loonie children, so that you may follow the shepherd. The Good Shepherd airing tonight on HB0 11:00 eastern."
one more thing.... SUCK IT HATERZ.
Submitted by LarBear on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:53pm.
THANK YOU BABY JESUS
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why you gotta be thanking baby jesus? all he did was lay there and shit his drawers. The adult one died on the cross, to save your soul so you could be here to worship people you don't know. whattup?
Sweet Jebus, Brad looks seriously fucking creepy.
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"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
THANK YOU BABY JESUS AND EVERYTHING THAT IS HOLY! THE WORLD CAN NOW CONTINUE TO SPIN AND MY HEART IS NO LONGER BROKEN. TRUE LOVE NEVER DIES. ALL HAIL THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT BRANGELINA!! <3 <3 <3
Why didnt they walk the red carpet together? Too afraid to comment on the break up rumors while trying to keep a straight face ? Nah, better off just meeting him inside , sit at the table and act their asses off for their peers. I'm not buying that they are happy... this is an act to keep the public off their backs while they handle this matter in the privacy of their own home (where ever the fuck that might be).
loving this brangieholoonie thread; can't wait for the loon implosion when these two played out 2 fame hos part in 1,2, 3....
St. Angie actually looks more comfy with Quentin there; just sayin'.
Now THEY would actually make sense as a couple, since they're both douchetards, err, I mean, 'eccentric' and sh!t.
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Whose wig is Bradley wearing? It looks 3 sizes too big and the color matches his..?? Gee, I dunno.
Angie, on the other hand looks like a prison escapee who stole a dress from thrift store and earings off a old Gypsy.
And why the fuck every time these two obnoxious twats leave a house, it has to be a date.
Oh, thank god, I can exhale now...
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If Mackenzie Phillips doesn’t have a house full of cats, then you can’t possibly have a good reason to either.
TMZ has the video of the two of them that the JJ dipsticks are squealing over as proof of how close the two of them still are. Total yawnsville.
I don't care if they're together or not but to base your entire existence on THAT little piece of video (where I believe his hands are clasped in front of him and nowhere near her) is fucking pathetic.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
I need to get some red paint and black dye
Brad with a goat beard & toupee is not a good look. YIKES
The end of Brangelina is nigh. Remember when Angelina was acting all nympho when semi-famous? Like "I'm attracted to everyone I see on the street, girls, boys, dogs, lamp posts etc."
The slut talk kinda disappeared after Brad, she became what she is now.
I never really bought it. I think Angie has returned to her freaky slutty days - which would explain the rumored date with Lady Gaga.
Oh ya, one last thing, I perceive an ever so subtle change in the billy goat beard. The beaded braid seems to be gone. Baby steps here but it is something!
anonymouscrazy - When I saw the movie Traffic in the theatres, years ago, I described Benecio to my husband as the "mexican Brad Pitt". Their coloring is different but their facial structure and features are so similar.
Manimal5, your comments are killing me!! ;-)
Submitted by KidL on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 3:13pm.
I knew the obligatory we-are-really-a-couple-no-we-REALLY-are apperance would happen.
I bet anything the official break up announcement will come 6 months from now, and they'll blame "the media". (Nevermind the fact these two PR whores actually courted the media ad nauseum.) Anyone want to start a pool as to the exact month the annoucement will come?
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I'm guessing it'll be after Salt comes out. Didn't Madonna wait until her tour started before announcing her breakup with Guy Ritchie? (even though there had been rumors for months)
Fuck, get over it. Arguing either side is fucking retarded.
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I WON'T DO THAT
Man, they are annoying.
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She was good in Derailed.
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Wishes for the new year yet to come
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"Im going to Vegas the first week in April and Id love to say hi to her and get the insiders scoop on the place."
I don't live in Vegas, but I go there enough to make the following comment ... You're gonna hate the Stratosphere - it's a dump. It used to be called "Bob Stupaks Vegas World" and hasn't really been changed or improved upon very much since the early-to-mid 90's. If cost is an option - stay somewhere like NY NY or Monte Carlo - fairly decent places, not totally new, but still relatively easy on the wallet.
Wheww ... that beard thing.
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Submitted by KidL on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 3:15pm.
BTW, anyone else think Pitt looks a bit like Bencio del Toro here?
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YES! I have been thinking that since he started growing the scrub on his face.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Dementa,
It's okay, I hate X as well.
The only people who will call you a loonie for hating on her are the Hens.
There are a lot of hens on Dlisted, and they are just as bad as the JJ loons.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
That vein in Angelina's forehead scares the hell out of me. If I was walking around with that thing, I'd be worried it would blow at any minute and cause an aneurysm. Veins in your head should not be that visible! Not even the ano models you see have it that bad.
Angie, do some pushups bitch! Damn. You'd think lugging around 6 kids would not leaving your upper arm looking like a flap. And Brad...fuck, I don't have that kinda time right now.
@Kid: He does look like BDT.
He also looks like someone from Planet of the Apes at some angles.
*rolls eyes*
97% of the world's population does not give a shit.
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Am I permitted to hate Blandistan for her own tapiocalike defects and general antifeministic patheticness, or does that automatically get me labelled a Brangeloonie?
BTW, anyone else think Pitt looks a bit like Bencio del Toro here?
I knew the obligatory we-are-really-a-couple-no-we-REALLY-are apperance would happen.
I bet anything the official break up announcement will come 6 months from now, and they'll blame "the media". (Nevermind the fact these two PR whores actually courted the media ad nauseum.) Anyone want to start a pool as to the exact month the annoucement will come?
Angie playing nice with one of Brad's friends? Wow, they really must be desperate to keep this shit together.
I read somewhere that Angies forehead was reponsible for all cellphone dropped calls in North America. I think they be fibbing.
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Bye Morbid! I didn't know you had a dude-frond.
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Angelina's protruding veins and elbows look so stunning.
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Benicio del Toro gives the thumbs up.
Why?
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Gwennie - going with my boyfriend. I hate that term, sounds so high school, but saying man friend sounds like Im selling it. And NO.. we are not going to come back married ...lol.
I miss Blix too, but dont ever tell her I said that.
Gotta go for now... must shower. I feel like cooties are crawling on me. That and I have to work tonight and I dont want to out smell the bodies.
TTYL !!!
I'll have to verify with the secret scrolls of People magazine to make sure the holy couple is still together.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 2:54pm.
Lory, man idk, it's SUNDAY, methinks it's a Brangelina Church day. All the loonies go to Home Depot and lick everything.
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Actually, it's pube braiding day so yeah, I guess they must be busy fixing them teenage mom jeans to make room for their edgy new camel toe do...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Tarantino was/still is a freak in my book
dude is beyond insane but that's what makes him being a genius in his movies
Also I heard he used to pay mad money to strippers so he can rub and suck their toes
ewww
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Submitted by Morbidosity on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 2:56pm.
Gwennie - we have had our reservations in since Christmas if that means anything.
BTW... does Blixi ever come in here ( I secretly think she is Snooki from Jersey Shore) but I read the Patti Smith book, Just Kids. Wanted to hear her take on it.
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Cool you have your reservations already. Who are you going with? No blix never comes. She hates the main page and people were bitches to her for talking about the forum. I think she's more sensitive than she acts. I know, I miss her too.
Gwennie - we have had our reservations in since Christmas if that means anything.
BTW... does Blixi ever come in here ( I secretly think she is Snooki from Jersey Shore) but I read the Patti Smith book, Just Kids. Wanted to hear her take on it.
** sends out esp waves to Jersey Blix **
Lory, man idk, it's SUNDAY, methinks it's a Brangelina Church day. All the loonies go to Home Depot and lick everything.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I re-watched Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction this weekend, and I must say, Tarantino used to be pretty cute in his own quirky way. But man, the aging process has not been kind to him... it's just exacerbated his least attractive features. Shame.