Tuesday, February 2nd 2010
Birthday Sluts
Ina Garten (62)
Gucci Mane (25)
Shakira (33)
Marissa Jaret Winokour (37)
Dana International (38)
Jennifer Westfeldt (40)
Michael T. Weiss (48)
Christie Brinkley (56)
Duane 'Dog' Chapman (57)
Brent Spiner (61)
Barry Diller (68)
Elaine Stritch (84)
Liz Smith (87)
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Happy Birthday
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62!?!?! Is that for real? I thought she was late 40's early 50's. She looks great for 62. Plus she cooks and talk so soothing
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"Money is the magic wand that turns a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Even now that I know she has a name ... she will still be the barefoot contessa in my mind.
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the barefoot contessa looks pretty good for 62!! happy birthday, Ina!
Submitted by Celtic_lass on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:23am.
Happy birthday, Ina! "How great is that?"
AHAHAHAHAHA!
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
HB Barefoot Contessa! For your gift, strap one on for ol' Jeffrey!
lol, you're cute...I hoped you wouldn't be offended ;)
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On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...
jazzfish_77
Submitted by tojo on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:43am.
Jelly H8er
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No. I like jelly. :P
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:31am.
Happy Birthday Sluts...except Ina. Fuck Ina and Jeffrey.
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Jelly H8er
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On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...
jazzfish_77
Happy Birthday Commander Data!
Fuck you, Dog the Bounty Hunter!
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"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House
HB to Dog, love you and Bethie!
And special HB wishes to Ina, she's been married to the same guy since she was 20 and they still act like love bugs!
And you too Liz Smith.
Happy Birthday Sluts...except Ina. Fuck Ina and Jeffrey.
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
Happy Birthday to me and all my slut associates!!!
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Happy birthday, Ina! "How great is that?"
I cannot believe that Data is 61. There has to be some mistake. Man looks barely 50. Must be all the silcone chips.
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
I really like Ina Garten. She may be an uppity bitch, but she's an uppity bitch who can cook like a mo fo. And she actually looks pretty good for 62. I think it's the plump-ness and the shiny brown hair.
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
WTF is she?!
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Happy birthday Christie Brinkley.
http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com
Sorry, I know y'all love the Contessa I can't stand that smug bitch.
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
Liz Smith is 87? Amazing!
HB Data and the uptown girl.
lol @ Evil Shoe
Luvs it when people that are too big for their britches get taken down a peg or two!
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I'm a loner, but I'm never alone
Every night I get one step closer to the danger zone, 'cause I'm a Dirty White Boy
Dirty White Boy, yeah, Dirty White Boy...
Howard Bellamy (64 -Bellamy Brothers)
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Ahahaha When I was a trainer for Michael's Art's & Crafts for custom framers, he came into a store I was working in (Tampa).
He had a shirt to have shadowboxed. I said "See you in 2 weeks" he said "I'm from the Bellamy Brothers" I said "That's nice, it's still 2 weeks regardless, NEXT!" He was livid. We have a road named after them here.
omg i love the Barefoot Contessa! (yes, i need to get out more)
happy birthday!
Graham Nash:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Ku6LqFrio&feature=related
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I'm a loner, but I'm never alone
Every night I get one step closer to the danger zone, 'cause I'm a Dirty White Boy
Dirty White Boy, yeah, Dirty White Boy...
Aside from Elaine Stritch - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
HB Elaine/Lainey Steiglitz!
I had this Smothers Brothers album:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckYaKONH8Fs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P68-8E3gQQA&feature=related
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I'm a loner, but I'm never alone
Every night I get one step closer to the danger zone, 'cause I'm a Dirty White Boy
Dirty White Boy, yeah, Dirty White Boy...
Happy B-Day Contessa, Uptown Girl, The Pretender, Shakira, Howard Bellamy (64 -Bellamy Brothers), Tommy Smothers (73), Graham Nash (68) and Blaine Larsen (24):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdSaI080VXc&feature=related
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I'm a loner, but I'm never alone
Every night I get one step closer to the danger zone, 'cause I'm a Dirty White Boy
Dirty White Boy, yeah, Dirty White Boy...
hbd to contessa!
@ sonne : Why, thank you. It's the brows, dear. I just had them re-Sharpied.
OnT: Liz Smith, you rootin'-tootin' cowgirl? You're still kickin'?
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Do you think she hears "Ina Garten da vida" a lot?
Pleco, you look divine or rather Divine (in honor of the RuPaul ad, lol).
Eh, tepid list.
Oh, very well. HB Data.
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