Wednesday, February 3rd 2010
Birthday Sluts
Morgan Fairchild (60)
Tallulah Belle Willis (16)
Sean Kingston (20)
Daddy Yankee (33)
Isla Fisher (34)
Elisa Donovan (39)
Warwick Davis (40)
Maura Tierney (45)
Linda Eder (49)
Thomas Calabaro (51)
Nathan Lane (54)
Lee Ranaldo (54)
Brenda Dickson (61)
Blythe Danner (67)
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Happy Birthday everyone...
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Celebrity News
Morgan shows Lady CaCa that she wore it first, better and classier!!
Happy B-day Nathan Lane! I watched The Birdcage again not long ago. VERY funny!
Happy Birthday yall, Isla Fisher, yummy.
Morgan Fairchild is the perfect specimen of late 70s, early 80s beauty ideals. I still find her pretty but definitely of a type and of a time. LOL. The best thing about her is she has shown she has a sense of humor.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 4:07pm.
Submitted by salacious on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 12:42pm.
Morgan is only 60? I thought she was older than that, judging by how obvious her cosmetic procedures are.
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Believe it or not, she is surgery free! Her nose has always been thin and pointy, she has naturally big breasts, and always nice skin.
I've always had a major crush on her!
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Wow, I didn't know that. Amazing.
Submitted by salacious on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 12:42pm.
Morgan is only 60? I thought she was older than that, judging by how obvious her cosmetic procedures are.
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Believe it or not, she is surgery free! Her nose has always been thin and pointy, she has naturally big breasts, and always nice skin.
I've always had a major crush on her!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Happy Freaking Birthday Warwick Davis! You hot little Leprechaun!
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
Daddy Spears
HBD and congrats to Lee Ranaldo and Sonic Youth (avg. age 52) for enduring to make the band's name ironic.
WELL HELLO! Happy Birthday Brenda !!!
And Maura Tierney -- I hope she's better now <3
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_uFxkYYeOc
Morgan is only 60? I thought she was older than that, judging by how obvious her cosmetic procedures are.
Kudos for the bravery of getting a Brazilian wax that long ago. I can only imagine the horror, shock and disgust that she caused people when they saw that photo.
I saw her in person on an airplane (first class, of course!...not me, though, I was schlepping an eight-year-old with all his stuff back to steerage). I was amazed at how tiny, delicate and perfect she looked. Of course, she also looked at me like I was...well, what I was, a tired, rumpled mom at the end of her rope.
LOL Flamingo Road, does anyone remember The Seduction? Or the soap The City?
Hey I didn't know that chimp that ate that ladies' face off was her co star from the Old Navy commercials!!!!!!!
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Morgan+Fairchild-63766.html
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Hot, but where for the love of stains, are her calf muscles??.....looks so weird.
POOOTEEEE!
No one on this birthday list makes my no-no holes twitter.
OK, maybe Morgan.
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Okay, I weep for future generations in regards to music but I LOVE Sean Kingston!
If I'm going down for listening to crap music I might as well add: David Guetta too, I love 'Sexy Bitch'. *hangs head in shame*
HB Sean Kingston! You need to put something new out fucker!
Happy birthday Morgan Fairchild and Sean Kingston.
http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com
Well hello, Brenda!
And I have always really loathed Morgan's nose and pretty much everything about Blythe.
She's looking a little Taylor Swift-y about the ratface.
Brand New Key!
Where's her geeky school photo with the cat-eye glasses?
I've never liked those high cut bikinis, especially when they're two pieces. Something about it doesn't look right to me.
Damn, she was a hottie! HB, Morgan!
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
Gee, I wouldn't hate that if I were 60. She was smoking hot back in the day! LOL!
I'll always remember her mother taught school at our rival school Richardson High School. (I went to Pearce).
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
No, that wasn't Mike's dick milk dripping out of her. It was hypocrisy. MESSY! --MK
Happy Birfday, all! I used to LOVE "Flamingo Road" back in the day.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
I remember Morgan being on Search For Tomorrow in the 70's. I iz Older than the dirt swirling around me!
Happy B-Day Morgan, Maura, Blythe, Nathan, Thomas, singer/songwriter Matraca Berg (46) and Melanie Safka (63)!!!!
Melanie's biggest hit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIFknAdVvNM
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
I'm pretty sure that Morgan Fairchild hates your guts right for posting this hideous picture of her MK.
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Dealbreakers: Man He No Good For You by Lesbian Yellow Sourfruit
Oh me, oh my! Flamingo Road's Constance Semple Weldon Carlyle is 60?!?!?!
And is that - Thomas "Dr. Michael Mancini" CalaBRO who's 51?!?!
Time flies for our soap stars!
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hot picture,MK!