Thursday, February 4th 2010

Birthday Sluts

Alice Cooper (62)
Carly Patterson (22)
Bug Hall (25)
Shandi Sullivan (27)
Kimberly Wyatt (28)
Gavin DeGraw (33)
Cam'ron (34)
Natalie Imbruglia (35)
Oscar De La Hoya (37)
Rob Corddry (39)
Gabrielle Anwar (40)
Clint Black (48)
Dan Quayle (63)
George A. Romero (70)
Jerry Adler (81)

Posted by: Michael K


happy birthday...
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Celebrity News

Hey man, you should totally like go and show dead celebrities. Cuz you know, most artists don't get famous until they're dead anyway!

Like, did you know it was also Rosa Park's birthday on Feb 4th?

Jem's picture

I love you Alice!!! His show last year was one of the best of my life, I was in the front row and he sang to me a couple of times and had this money stick thing which he teased me with :D I forgot his birthday is the same day as my Dad's, only 3 years later :)

Rockwell's picture

I didn't know Taylor Momsen dyed her hair black.

MissBish's picture

My dyslexia always reads it as Black Clit.

jonnobaas_sea's picture

I watched Alice Cooper get his head chopped off in Seattle in May 1973!

"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."

Triscuit's picture

oooooh Oscar De La Hoya.
yummmmmie♥
I'll do him for his b~day.

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Have a baby by me baby, BE ON WELFARE! ! !

Sluttsville's picture

HB Ozzy.

BlueOrchid's picture

Happy birthday, Alice Cooper! I love you, man.

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Ever see a man's stump? Guy's like, "Go on, man. I want you to know how it feels. Touch it. Touch my stump." Disgusting! So don't tell us that Bucky Haight wasn't shot, 'cause we were there. We touched his stump."

Winnyfranfran's picture

Happy Birthday Fiona AKA Gabrielle Anwar!

Jill-The-Ripper's picture
joanne's picture

HB Alice Cooper.

What have I got
that makes you want to love me
Is it my body
or someone I might be
or somethin' inside me

You better tell me
Tell me
It's really up to you
Have you got the time to find out
Who I really am

BangoSkank's picture

Happy birthday to George, Alice and Gabrielle.

George, my mother let me (forced me to?) watch Night of the Living Dead when I was in kindergarten, and it fucked me up for life. Thanks for that, I have no regrets.

Alice, I listen to your show and love what you brought to the table of Rock.

Gabrielle, I want to do things to you that even Roman Polanski would find criminal….

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

That's awesome, Jill. Aren't you up near Pittsburgh?

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Eileenie, I even used to get rides home from this guy after watching his little girl.
He played one of the Washington DC scientists. He was VERY nice.
NOTLD was filmed in my area but I was too little to notice. Now they include Zombies in the town's fall festival.

Supertramp's picture

Alice Cooper Happy Birthday! I love your music.

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Jill, my son would be so jealous! He's obsessed with NOTLD and Romero!

Happy Birfday, Sluts!

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

HB Alice!
And I used to babysit for George Romero's cousin, who had a small role in NOTLD.

mike's picture

Happy B-day Rob Corrdry!

Alice Cooper was the original Marilyn Manson (though, admittedly, probably a better performer).

icallbs's picture

is it just me or does it, occasionally, seem like some of these people shave a year or two off of their age when you're reading this list?

Little China Doll's picture

Thanks angel! :)

Genny18's picture

HB Alfalfa! I wonder if Spanky said anything on his myspace?

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loozer's picture

Happy B-Day Clint, Jerry, Rob, Bug and ALICE!!!
I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
Until they got a hold of me
I opened doors for little old ladies
I helped the blind to see
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers
They can't be seen with me and I'm getting shot down
And I'm feeling mean
No more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Guy
They say he's sick , he's obscene
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers
They can't be seen with me and I'm getting shot down
And I'm feeling mean
My dog bit me on leg today
My cat clawled my eye
My mom's been thrown out of society circle
My dad's had to hide
I went to church incognito
When everybody rose, the Reserved Smith
He recognized me
Punched me in the nose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4IIBSg_Oj0&feature=related

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.

angel_i's picture

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIL CHINA DOLL!

♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six

angel_i's picture

Your cruel device
Your blood, like ice
One look could kill
My pain, your thrill

I want to love you but I better not touch (Don't touch)
I want to hold you but my senses tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too much (Too much)
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're POISON!
running through my veins
You're POISON
I don't want to break these chains!

It's POISOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

School's out For EVA! Haha! That's true.
HB, Alice. I forgot to say "I love you":)

♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six

Little China Doll's picture

Morning all!
It's my birfday today, too! Happy birthday to me!

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 8:23am.

@ angeli: Yo, morning, ho!

And since I am servicey this morning:

W B Pitkin (1878-1953) published Life Begins At Forty in 1932. He was a professor of journalism at Columbia University, New York.
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Y thank u, Gorgeous!

I guess that was back around the time we started living past 40 - that must have been a shock! OR perhaps he was referring to 1940? NAW! Just kidding. I really am starting to believe it. And now I'll go read what he says and see what else he can make me believe:) Thanks again:)

♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six

Plecostomus's picture

@ angeli: Yo, morning, ho!

And since I am servicey this morning:

W B Pitkin (1878-1953) published Life Begins At Forty in 1932. He was a professor of journalism at Columbia University, New York.

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angel_i's picture

Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 8:17am.

Life begins at 40, Gabrielle Anwar, you poor underrated beauty.
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She's a LOVELY 40. And who said that? I'm starting to believe that.

HB, Hos!

♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Happy B-Day , Alice. Being the loser that i am, i m downloading "Poison" in your honor today...
Morning!

Plecostomus's picture

Life begins at 40, Gabrielle Anwar, you poor underrated beauty.

HB too to George A. Romero: the real Grandaddy of the Undead and not you, Alice B. Cooper, sir.

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