The Queen And The CaCa
At tonight's Grammy Awards, Lady CaCa tucked her peen, squeezed her nalgas and welcomed us into something called The Fame Factory (which is also what OctoMom calls her uterus). Yeah, she calls it The Fame Factory, but bitch needs more people. That's the old set from the Batman Stunt Show at Six Flags Magic Mountain! You can throw a bunch of dancing uncut penises around it, but we all know the truth.
You know, I was going along with this rhinestone bath house revue co-starring Elton John, until my friend caused me to turn inside/out from dry heaving so hard by writing me this on IM: "GaGa is our modern day JEM!" This "friend" can cross me off the list of people to call when he gets arrested for public indecency, because JEM! is an 80s Jesus. When the word "fuckery" makes the Webster's Dictionary, that sentence can be published as an example.
And here's a few pictures of CaCa looking like the Wicked Witch of the West stole Glinda's custom-made gown for the Slinky convention.
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At the very beginning, her voice reminded me of Christina Aguilera.
Was she singing live or lyp synching or was it a mix of both?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
yellow hair looking bad...
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Oh she's so talented and can play crappy folk songs, blah blah- and yet all her album consists of is a mix of Kylie Minogue type electro with pseudo urban crap under Christina Aguilera-esque vocals. Basically NOTHING like her "old" (4 years or so ago?) music.
Quit acting like she came up with one original thing, I mean half her outfits are from already-known designers (plus there's a couple things that happened called the 70s and 80s when everyone was doing crazy outfits, David Bowie,Grace Jones, hello?), the music is nothing like her solo stuff (and therefore is not HERS) and she can't dance. So there is nothing different about her from every other pop creation, basically.
I would have thought that the internet made people more aware of what used to be called "underground" scenes. Half my friends are more creative and visually more stunning than this bag of dried up Marilyn Manson parts.
I can't help it, I like her. That duet was pretty damn cool.
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
ohhhhhh! A pop star (yah know, "musician?" wink, wink.) that can actually PLAY A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT!!!!! I don't care, I like her and I like that she's not some annoying little cookie cutter barbie.
Does all of Taylor Swift's wins mean our ears will bleed more when I play the radio? uhhg.
Submitted by peopleperson on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 12:01pm.
That was one of the best grammy shows in a decade.
Gaga killed it. Beyonce too.
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ITA. I couldn't even come here to celebrate it cuz it was too good.
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I don't care what you angry people say, I love her! I love her, damn it!
can Taylor Swift sing about anything but unicorns and rainbows?
it's pretty ironic that on the same show that she won AOTY, she couldn't sing one note of the Fleetwood Mac song in key. a technically easy song to boot.
studio wizardry at its best.
As a matter of fact, I only watched that shit to see Gaga and stayed for most of it.
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That was one of the best grammy shows in a decade.
Gaga killed it. Beyonce too.
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It really was love at first hate. ~ MK
@ Taylor whoever singing Stevie Nicks' Rhiannon- WHAT THE FUCK? Stevie Nicks is brilliant. She can't hold Stevie's shoes.
Seeing someone with Elton's talent do a duet with Gaga is truly fucking depressing. It really drives home that the music industry is dead.
That emcee doing the cheesy routine was unbearable. This is like some half time show filler and a huge reason I avoid the egotistical orgies of award shows. So weak. I honestly do not understand this Gaga person- she dresses up in outre costumes, I've heard better singers but i guess she's packaged in a way most idiots love. Idiocracy
Submitted by FritoDorito on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 10:41pm.
Has anyone ever noticed that T.I.'s girlfriend or whatever she is looks like a goddamned manatee? I don't understand this because TI is hotness and he can do better than a sea cow.
YES LOL
get facial lipo sea cow...I don't know what she's waiting for...they have enough money, she's seen her reflection in the mirror. 8-P
Ok that didnt completely suck
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 11:07pm.
Submitted by bourgie on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 11:06pm.
Co-sign! Maxwell is one talented man.
and HAWT *swoon*
I'm with you BBG!
Submitted by BBGemini on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 8:54am.
I'm usually in consensus with all things Michael K and Dlisted followers. But not this time. I like-a da Gaga.
Her face isn't cute, but I'd rather listen to an mp3 by someone fat and/or ugly who can actually make music (and write it themselves!) over a beauty who can't sing strutting around naked in videos, lipsynching into a microphone.
You can see vintage Gaga, when she looked boring, on YouTube. She was a talented pianist, composer, and singer then, but she wasn't getting much recognition because she looked blah. So, she came up with a schtick (over the top costumes) to become famous. It worked.
What happened to JLo's Grammy for her "Louiefutons?" Wouldn't it had been "dope" had she won! Especially after she obliterated her vagina when she cracked her twat during the AMA's?
bwaahahaahahahahha.
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I'm usually in consensus with all things Michael K and Dlisted followers. But not this time. I like-a da Gaga.
Her face isn't cute, but I'd rather listen to an mp3 by someone fat and/or ugly who can actually make music (and write it themselves!) over a beauty who can't sing strutting around naked in videos, lipsynching into a microphone.
You can see vintage Gaga, when she looked boring, on YouTube. She was a talented pianist, composer, and singer then, but she wasn't getting much recognition because she looked blah. So, she came up with a schtick (over the top costumes) to become famous. It worked.
strangly she reminds me of brit murphy...
I really liked her dress on the red carpet. I have no clue wtf she was carrying but whatev. Now if she had only had a wig or dyed her hair to match her dress? That would have been awesome but she failed big time with that hair color. Ewww. Not much she can do with the face. Sometimes she looks pretty but more often than not she looks tranny. I liked her performance with Elton John. I'm a huge fan of his and I'm sure his ass was puckering up all night over performing w/the Caca. All the crazies love Elton: first Eminem and now Caca.
Happily, missed the whole (hole?) of the Grammys. And seeing this makes me hate CaCa even more. Elton can still come over
for bagels and lox, but i just can't with this cabrona.
Omg, does she realize this makeup and hair makes her look uglier!? Ewwww
She is one of the ugliest people I have ever seen.
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Submitted by Dgrin on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 5:42am.
the only thing I find interesting is the wig rooted to the costume, other than that I'll say it she does remind me of Madonna's early steps , faking accents and trying to disguise how untalented and boring she is behind ridiculous getups.
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Thank YOU! I really hope she goes away.
the only thing I find interesting is the wig rooted to the costume, other than that I'll say it she does remind me of Madonna's early steps , faking accents and trying to disguise how untalented and boring she is behind ridiculous getups.
I love Gaga but she looks like she had some major work done. She looks like Brittany Murphey/ Amy Winehouse/ Big Bird tonight.
This woman is food for psychiatrists. I think that as a child she was ingnored by her father or something, hence her attention seeking.
sheesh. caca is a creep.
Why does she look like a even shittier Sarah Silverman?
>Mike's my Pusha'<
What has she had done? She looks different.
I remember when I first heard Your Song. It was nothing like the memories the kidztoday will have the first time they heard Your Song.
The bar has been set so low, that this lady is seen as talented and edgy. I really hope kids see through it.
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Yeah..the wig skin looks..weird & scary
Submitted by jalynne on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 11:36pm.
the wig skin costume is freaking me the f- out.
Note to Taylor - Never sing any Fleetwood Mac.
You're watching the Madonna of the 21st century.
I personally HATE this kind of music, but i know the music biz, and i can tell you she's gonna be a star for a LONG, LONG TIME.
Get used to it "Rev". Phelps !!
Sigh. I went to high school with someone in Taylor's band. I get more Taylor updates than I ever wanted. Plus I've discovered he's a total cheeseball and likes the most pedestrian things ever. I guess you would if you worked for an 18 year old and you're pushing 40.
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My teenage angst has a body count!
Lady Gaga is the shit!
I haven't admired a performer this much since Michael Jackson.
Kudos to LG!
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Submitted by Italics on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 12:45am.
*waiting for a swarm of locust*
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I hope you have a really big fly swatter then.
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 12:26am.
I loved it...I'm a proud little "monster" *hides*
Hey, even if you don't like her, you have to give her some credit for actually singing live.
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I do give her credit for that. Sad that the bar has been set so low.
She can sing. I think her songs are crap.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cam3hFUENQ
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 01/31/2010 - 11:34pm.
Is she looking a tad Brittany Murphy or what?
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Yeah, I'm seeing a resemblance.
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*waiting for a swarm of locust*
I loved it...I'm a proud little "monster" *hides*
Hey, even if you don't like her, you have to give her some credit for actually singing live.
and will Taylor Swift go away?? I can't believe she's 19...her songs make her sound like she's still 14. Quite boring.
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God Elton John is such a fucking stage whore. He'll preform with everybody that is "hot and happening". As far as Gaga she still does not do it for me. She lacks stage presence. That's why she needs all the fuss to cover that up. Oh and she can't dance for shit.
Submitted by boomsy on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 12:10am.
And can anyone tell me why GaGa tries so hard to look like a tranny?
It's a clever ploy, there to distract you from the music.
What a psycho....
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
And can anyone tell me why GaGa tries so hard to look like a tranny?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
WTF was that performance? I'm glad I missed it...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
kanye took taylor's already good career into another level. definately a mercy win imo. had no idea gaga's hair was attached to her outfit wtf
Rupaul tommorrow i've already got it programmed to tape on my tvo!
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until my friend caused me to turn inside/out from dry heaving so hard by writing me this on IM: "GaGa is our modern day JEM!"
What?! You don't think she's truly outrageous?
Truly, truly outrageous?
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Well, at least she didn't bring her own cadre of dancing Gestapo like Beyonce...