Sunday, January 31st 2010
Aren't You Missing Something?
You know that time (just pretend you do) Brit Brit was halfway home from Costco when she realized she forgot something important in the parking lot? No, not her box of beef and cheese Slim Jims. Brit Brit would never forget that. I'm talking about one of her precious Cheetolings!
Well, this is kind of like that time except I don't think Brit Brit realizes yet that she forgot to put on the rest of her outfit. She's like, "Ahs gots this!"
And you know Walmart is going to do a knock-off version of this mess for their lingerie department.
Here's a few more of Brit Brit and her boyfriend Jason Trainwreck at the Grammys tonight.
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HOLY COW - she looks okay in the face (way too much makeup) but looks chubby as all hell in that faux dress....
How can someone w/so much money dress like a streetwalker on crack?
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
She forgot her pants:)
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No offense....But NO!....If she had better legs then yes, but she doesen't.
But I'm glad to see her "stable".
What is she crossing her legs for?? Afraid we'll see up her dress?
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
She is not doing anything to put to rest the rumors of her being bat shit crazy. Put a damn pair of pants or a skirt on Shitney!
I love Brit Brit but this is truly shiteous. :(
Her hair looks really good though. It doesn't look one bit tortured. The outfit is awful. We shorty and curvy women have to do eveythinng we can to accentuate the positive. Long lines, high, high heels. Ultra short minidress with 6 inch heels, or a long black halter dress with peep toe heels. But this mess? Ugh. Don't people look in the mirror before they go out. I won't set foot outside unless I look as tall and as thin as I possible can.
is the man on the right holding a pair of blue, little boy undies? weird...
who would drag a bag of garbage to the grammys in bright daylight with papz taking your picture?
Ooh. That's a major fashion fail. But thanks for playing?! And who did her makeup? A dollmaker? Holy Round Cheek Rouge, Batman!
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
She has terrible taste and cannot admit it and let someone dress her. I like the dark hair though.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
Is she missing something?
Class
Common Sense
Morals
Good Taste
Ugh. She is so over.
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
And why the fuck was she even there?
I agree- "dumpy" is the best word to describe her shape.
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Let's bungle in the jungle - well, that's all right by me
I'm a tiger when I want love,
but I'm a snake if we disagree.
- Jethro Tull
At least she wore underwear! But the thunder thighs are really apparent!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 12:05pm.
*crams tulips up El B's ass*
Whatever floats ya boat BigBoy!
I know where she was trying to go with this, but once again, she got it wrong. She has NO taste whatsoever!
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Let's bungle in the jungle - well, that's all right by me
I'm a tiger when I want love,
but I'm a snake if we disagree.
- Jethro Tull
*crams tulips up El B's ass*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 11:56am.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 11:54am.
( sorry, cant do the little heart thing )
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El B... Alt 3 makes the heart thingy
Damn! That is soooooo gay that you know!! Hahahahahaha.
What about little flowers? :o)
@M.E. Yep! Needs to close her mouth over my dong!
That works ELB!
She looks a little special Fred in these pics.
CLOSE YOUR MOUTH WHORE!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 11:54am.
( sorry, cant do the little heart thing )
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El B... Alt 3 makes the heart thingy
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
M.E! ( sorry, cant do the little heart thing ) <3-this do?
♥ ELB!
Can't her boyfriend/manager help her dress??
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 11:42am.
FAT WHORE!
NO YOU ARE NOT! Well.......
FAT WHORE!
What the hell is the no talent Shitters Chunkleg doing at the Grammys anyways??????? I wish someone would tell her to shut that maw whenever a camera's on her inbred ass.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
She is such a mess...How can you be that rich & not able to get it together properly style wise? She could actually afford the help she so desperately needs. She is aging herself.
Call me when she is once again bald, chubby and chaisng paparazzi with an umbrella. Those were good times !
nails chewed to the quick as usual
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I am NOT a Brit fan-never have been, but she looked so good on David Letterman right after she broke up with KFat. Cute blonde bob, nice make-up and dress. Why can't she look like that again? (Rhetorical question...)
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
Poor thing is just not attractive anymore at all.
It looks like they've had a massive fight that day, she's worn the outfit at the last minute to piss him off, and it's working. She looks smug, he looks angrily mortified.
Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!
Even on her worst day, Britney looks a million times better than the Tranny Clown.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
This is a power-couple.
Jason looks incredible. Britney finally has somebody who is worthy of her beauty.
I can guarantee that Britney is enjoying that at least twice a week, and I couldn't be more envious.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
I was going to ask if she was attending the funeral of her dignity, but that died a long time ago.
Dear Frumpy Mcfrumperton - crazy called and would like her fat back.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Outfit: Epic Fail
Hair: Much better, Brit Brit
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Pappy Spears better up the meds in her cheese grits.
"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
Submitted by ribbontie on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 1:46am.
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Lol it's actually Dolce and Gabanna ...Brian Atwood shoes, Jimmy Choo bag and Penny Preville diamond earrings
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She needs to fire her stylist STAT. She's looked good in designer stuff once or twice before, but this one is an epic fail.
It looks like she snagged the outfit from a Frederick's of Hollywood mail order catalog. I don't mind slutty but I do mind slutty AND cheap.
p.s. nice clown makeup
I see the swamp whore has been shopping at Frederick's of Hollywood again. What a pathetic mess.
dumpy.
that's the only word I can think of! What's super sad is that she probably dropped a couple k's on that ugly outfit. Cover up them Thiiiiiiighs! Good lord ya piece of trash
She is so goddamn ridiculous.
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
She always looks like she smells like stale cheese.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
oh give her a break
she looks good
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Ball friendly
Brit looks awful...as always. Her boyfriend looks like an accountant or something.
Woof.
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Douchechill!
her hair looks 100% better and her makeup too. Dress,NO and her nails/hands give her her away as a crazy bitch.
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
She looks much older than 28. She looks like an average middle aged soccer mom. No wonder why she usually bleaches her hair and wears lots of make up, because underneath it all she is quite plain.
Only her fans think she looks good.