Phee Phi Pho Phum
There's a lot here for your eyeballs to digest. Actually, I don't think they will get to the digest part. You better line your keyboard with Saran wrap just in case.
Here's Hayden Panatroll and her boyfriend Ukrainian boxer Wladimir Klitschko at some event in Hamburg, Germany this past weekend. The suffocating pecs. The pony tail that was tied with a pair of feet. The fact that she's 5'1". The fact that he's 6'6". And the fact that she looks like she can easily get away with ordering off the kid's menu without getting carded. Mother Goose needs to whip her BIC out and write a folktale based on these two.
And you know what the saddest part is? They probably can't 69 without stretching hours before! Wladimir could break his neck bone in two just trying to touch her troll cooch with the tip of his tongue. Dude can only lightly blow on it through a long straw.
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yeah....i think it's pretty hot. it gets me going in all the best ways. yeah....i said it. Troll, troll on.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
Ya know those Russian men always have ze big cocks!!! Im 5'3 and i have tossed around with a guy that was 6'5' and it was interesting to say the least....i think i was annoyed at the end..;)
ID HIT IT!! Wladimir that is...
id love to be a fly on the wall when these 2 go at it**its probablly quite a show. i bet the troll is kinky!
Whoa!
That's a pretty big age and height gap.
Seriously, what do you think these two have in common?
Then again, I guess I should stop being so cynical about love, right?
Nah, the hell with that. Looking at these two, I just cannot see it being more than some crazy physical thing and nothing else.
I don't belive it, really boy friend *
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OMG! Is that really her boyfriend??? or her uncle? Seriously, this has got to be a joke! She looks like his daughter.
She's his "Fun Size" candy bar.
Okay, that's a real man she's got there. The best boxer in the world, fully loaded with dough and good looking too. Plus he has a PhD and he is a humanitarian. He is smart and is a great chess player.
Compared to his resume, Hayden's probably reads "Troll", thats it.
What did he see in her?? Seriously?
This seems like a major case of opposites attract.
I am jealous. For some reason unknown, I always imagined, I will meet him, he will fall in love with me while I am already in love with his title,fame and money, we will get married, sail around St Bart's in his yatch while I toast my naglas in a tiny teeny bikini while sipping the bubbly, and we will live happily ever after, till he divorces me and I get a HUGE sum in settlement and then find my new boytoy aka Vadge. Why do dreams never come true? Why a troll had to ruin it for me?? Why why why?
That guy is one fugly looking dude.
Submitted by Kelly Ann on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 5:18pm.
Having used horrendous boxed red haircolor, I don't think it simply LOOKS like her head is bleeding. It probably actually is.
I don't care one way or the other about their sizes, their 12-13 year age difference is what's puzzling me. I really don't get it.
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Yeah, I can't see what a 33-year-old man would have in common with a 20-year-old girl, besides libido.
Instant sick, disgusting whore. I'd rather fuck Andre the Giant.
Do you think she'd have anything to do with him if was a mere Russian fisherman?
Whore!
Having used horrendous boxed red haircolor, I don't think it simply LOOKS like her head is bleeding. It probably actually is.
I don't care one way or the other about their sizes, their 12-13 year age difference is what's puzzling me. I really don't get it.
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I am sorry but the pictures look like an Albanian tourist posing with a leprachaun at a souvenir shop in Ireland. -Glitter Kitty on Panatroll and Klitschko
They look terrible together.
Aside from the obvious fact they are the most odd couple ever....
WHY does she continue to wear clothes too small for her????? Dumbass.... hire a fucking stylist, cuz you suck!!!!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
Nose to nose, the toes are in.
Toes to toes, the nose is in.
SIZEMEAT ALERT!
*making note of straw blowing move*
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Klitschko has the boringest boxing matches EVER!
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"One Shot, One Shot!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0
Those Klitschko brothers give me the tingles in the WORST way. Oh to be that midget for just 1 day... Just 1 day. *sighs*
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Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 11:27am.
The guy I'm dating is 5'11'' and I'm 5'3"...and I worry about our height difference!!
That's a pretty standard height difference, don't give it a second thought.
They have zero chemistry...this is a stunt, for sure. She was obviously the subject of the blind vice that stated that she was targeted to be a big thing, but the powers-that-be lost patience, interest, whatever. They are so awkward together, there's nothing there. Novelty act is all...
This girl is going to be on "Celebrity Fit Club" in ten years. It must suck to be so short and stumpy that you're forever fighting the fat.
She is soo into him.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
I don't have any issues with having sex with foot taller dudes then me
the only problem is my mouth is small and sometimes I need a pillow or two for doggy
other then that it's fun and there so much shit u can do with taller guy then with a midget
On Topic.... They look odd to me
He is smart and very generous dude but he is like 32 ish
and let's be honest some dudes like them young
still are we sure they not in some movie or project together?!?!?
But good for them..she does look Slavic a bit
so why fuck not
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"They probably can't 69 without stretching hours before!" Oh Mk, what I would do to 69 with you!
Her hair colour is nice, the bleeding scalp is not. And look at trick trying to hoist up her boobies. We KNOW her boobs stop at the top of the dress, but bitch put those chicken cutlet thingies in to "fool" us.
As for Wladimir,he looks kinds speshul, but he has a Ph.D and is a humanitarian.I'm 5FT and I'd hit it,we could discuss Dostoevsky and Haiti in bed and shit.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
They look like father and daughter more than boyfriend and girlfriend. Ick.
...anyone can climb a fallen tree but your fucked if it falls on top of you.
Tiiiiiiimmmmbbbeeeeerrrrrr!
Squeltch.
'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lLsdaCVk3Kk/R-r0ZvrQ8aI/AAAAAAAAOv8/N6BtZzL0L4...
btw remind me next time to add 'Ukrainian boxers' to my to-do list,
ummm.this can only tell us one thing..they're both pervs,she obviously likes to be tossed around and climb in a dick and ride it with no hands and he either likes pre-teen girls or sexy midgets,
Ughhh, they look alike in this photo! He's the testosterone version of her.
>> Submitted by sushi on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 11:59am.
Actually Wladdy is smart -- has his Ph.d. He also speaks four languages. His brother Vitali is HOT and smart too.
Wow! /runs to Google to find out which languages, and find an image of Vitali/
...YOICKS!!! Check it out, girls! (NSFW)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lLsdaCVk3Kk/R-r0ZvrQ8aI/AAAAAAAAOv8/N6BtZzL0L4...
AWWWW! For Halloweenie they can go as Peter Pan and Tink!
"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
and you know if Hayden is already stumpy & chunky at her young age, she's gonna be a roly poly oompa loompa in ten years!!!
That girl better never stop working out is all I gots to say.
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
girls, girls..don't worry!
Vladimir is not off the market! He's not dating Hayden!!!
He's starting a little side career with his hobbvy! Ventriloquism..he's gonna take Hayden on the upstate NY hotel circuit with her little stumpy ass sitting on his lap pretending to be a dummy...
yuck whatever, she is such a freakin midget it is hysterical seeing her with Vladimir...he needs 5'10" russian supermodel not Panetroll!
Submitted by toni on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 12:11pm.
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No offense but I call bullshit on that. I'm 6'4" and in my experience a lot of women 5'5" and under have expressed their attraction to me, not the other way around. One of my early sexual experiences involved a girl who was a foot shorter than me at the time, I had no clue she liked me til she made it plain.
But everybody has a different story, I've seen some of what you talk about too.
And Jerry Seinfeld said it on his show once, doesn't matter how tall you are, those two spots always seem to line up.
cute father/daughter
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Thıs ıs so RAWNG I don't even know where to begın...
so I won't.
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Too lazy to read comments....just wanted to point out that terrible dye job they did on her hair.
Looks like she dipped her head in a bucket with pig blood and then smothered lard on it. YUK!
I feel like there was some sort of blind item about her recently...
And you know what the saddest part is? They probably can't 69 without stretching hours before! Wladimir could break his neck bone in two just trying to touch her troll cooch with the tip of his tongue. Dude can only lightly blow on it through a long straw.
LOL MK the last line is killing me.
but yes, you actually stated the fact. I'm 5'1 and my husband is 6'1 and we cant even do the 69..
but I will try to give him a straw to see if it works :D
Big guys only want teeny girls so they can lift them and toss them around during sex. That's all it is.
I hate this troll, her and Hiro ruin Heroes for me. Actually it's her eyebrows, enough with the brow powder!!!! UGH
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
There's a fetish quality to this. When very big guys only want teeny girls, either they have a pedo on the back burner going on or they have mini peepees and need to feel large and in charge. She's a moon faced freak anyway so who cares, after Heroes is done, she is too.
Igor is one hulking giantess!
(She could stand a trip to the shower to scrub her scalp of its cinnamon-tart dye residue. As someone else here said, her head looks like it's bleeding.)
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- "If (Tila) actually gives birth, she'll forget where she put the baby one night while she's getting ready to go out and that will be the end of that. She is such a pustule on the buttocks of the world." - Dog
she is annoying as hell, and man, this guy is ugly!
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Let's bungle in the jungle - well, that's all right by me
I'm a tiger when I want love,
but I'm a snake if we disagree.
- Jethro Tull
she probably doesn't have to kneel to slover on his kielvasa I am sure. And for him that's gotta be a plus.
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omg, how many blowies did RuPaul give to MK for all this publicity!
Second, I do better with a ponytail when I'm cleaning the bathroom. Her hair looks like crap but I do love the color.
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I need a job.
oh my god - all this hate..
don't ask me how tall i am (in foots) - as i'm, as a matter of fact, from hamburg, germany. buut. i used to have a boyfriend who towered over me - everything was fine - though i never saw his face when he fucked me - so what?
and still she's one of the few beautiful people around - i like her and wish her well.
Actually Wladdy is smart -- has his Ph.d. He also speaks four languages. His brother Vitali is HOT and smart too.