Michael Buble, Who Knew?
I've never ever felt the urge to flick my nipples while thinking about Michael Buble, but his ex-girlfriend is making a strong case for him.
Tiffany Bromley, an ex-model turned wigmaker (that's what I want to be in my next life), tells the News of the World that Michael Buble only cares about three things: sex, cannabis and cake. CORRECTION, Tiffany. 99% of the world only cares about three things: sex, cannabis and cake. Those are the three magic words you must repeat when trying to get into the back room in heaven.
Tiffany says that not only does Michael's fantasy include smoking a joint while fucking a triple layer cake with extra frosting, but he also loves to vomit up curse words any chance he gets. And Michael brags about his perfect penis all the time. Tiffany ended with, "It was part of Michael's routine to smoke late at night. Then he always got hungry. He'd raid the hotel mini-bar and eat three or four Snickers bars in one go - plus pistachios, peanuts, sweets and liquorice. He had an enormous appetite. He was quite immature too and threw schoolboy tantrums at people if he didn't get his own way. We had several rows where he'd blow up over nothing then he crawl back like a weak, whimpering child, saying something like, 'Sorry, I'm an asshole.' "
So Michael is a cocky stoner who is addicted to fucky times and gets erect whenever he sees Little Debbie's face? Basically, Michael Buble is a John Mayer for the Hostess Twinkie set. SIGN ME UP!
via news.com.au
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I love his voice.
I love this guy.
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He's always struck me as the kind who would like a twinkie up his ass - so this is a real surprise to me.
Lookin' very Ricky Martin-givin-Bitch, please-face in that pic, Michael B.
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So a famous male is self centered and acts dickish? Shocking! Was he her first boyfriend? What's next? She opens the front door and discovers sunshine? Love the pic though. He looks like a pussy.
And? This sounds like a lot of guys I know Tiffany. So basically what you're saying is Michael is an average guy. You get an "F" as a gossip giver.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
Geez, thought we were going to get something juicy here....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Cake?!?!? I fucking love this guy now. I kid, I kid. But I will throw in the observation that he looks like Bill Murray circa 1981 (Stripes) in that pic.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
If I had a dick, I would stick it in a red velvet cake.
another john tesh is fking right
looks returded
Michael Bluble comes across as a real narcissist. Emily Blunt did good gettin' rid of him & upgrading to John Krazinski!
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 12:29pm.
Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 12:23pm.
Nah, traditionally the reddish tint resulted from the reaction between the acidic vinegar and buttermilk and the cocoa. Originally the more alkaline "Dutch processed" cocoa was used, which resulted in more red. Today, with ordinary cocoa being used, red food coloring is necessary.
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Makes sense. Duh...chemistry! :) I thought food coloring was always used. Well, I'm no Martha Stewart...
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Hey now, sex, ganja, cake....
I don't see the issue with it....
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I texted him asking if he could make it, he replied in two minutes saying he'd love to make me one as long as he could eat some off of me. That was an interesting turn of events! *red face*
You might be screaming "No, no, no" and all they hear is "Who wants cake?" Let me tell you something: They all do. They all want cake.
Submitted by tasty dish on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 12:42pm.
Thanks! My friend is a culinary arts God. I'm gonna have him make me one.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 12:37pm.
Thanks snowy, I was like who the hell is this? I'll have to try the RVC if you whores think good. I'm not a big pastry/bakery item eater so I haven't heard of it.
It's one those things that have many, many recipes - some of them great, some of the so-so, and some of them bad. Frankly, if you're not into pastry items, I'm willing to bet you you're going to taste it and say, "hmmm, cake."
Know what's better than cake? Cheerios + butterscotch morsels.
Farking nomnomnomnom.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 12:33pm.
Really? How do you make it red? cranberry juice?
period bloooood! LOL :P
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Why is this no-talent douchebag a celebrity? He should be working some shitty club in Vegas singing Sinatra covers alongside some hack that looks like Dean Martin and a black guy that acts as their sidekick, Sammy.
If my fan-base consisted solely of women so old that the only wetness they feel is a soiled Depends, I would fill my life with weed and Ho Hos too.
HOOOT!!! Ima buy some Hostess Cup Cakes and lure him in!
He's probably got a really nice penis. yum
Whatever, I love him. He's an amazing singer. He can curse at me any time, and then we can share a triple-layer cake.
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Submitted by thegobbler: "...Nobody North American says "row" instead of fight...Just sayin..."
Yeah! Or "in one go" or "liquorice". All Britishisms.
red velvet cake receipe
http://www.ehow.com/how_4808395_red-velvet-cake.html
I'd hit IT with a freakin shovel...a lounge singah with an ego...Hey Carnival Cruise Lines is calling you...and your white patent leather loafers with matching white gym socks...
Submitted by sunny on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 12:30pm.
WAIT! WHAT?
Michael Buble, celebrity singing superstar is...GULP.....an ASSHOLE????
NOOOOOOO! How can it be????? I mean I just can't wrap my mind around such a super talented guy like Michael Buble being arrogant, self centered, impulsive, druggie, immature....
I thought he was wonderful just like my other favorite singer John Mayer...man this is such a letdown!!!
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love the sarcasm (I hope!)
The tıtle should read..
WHO CARES?
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99% of the world only cares about three things: sex, cannabis and cake.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! I'm hungry.
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Thanks snowy, I was like who the hell is this? I'll have to try the RVC if you whores think good. I'm not a big pastry/bakery item eater so I haven't heard of it.
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Michael Buble, you incorrigible theif! Now you're stealing MY schtick! Lay off already, punk!
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 12:33pm.
Read my comment below. The ingredients have changed. Now, you do use red food coloring to achieve a very red cake.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 11:58am.
Traditional Red Velvet cake should have no red food coloring y'all - just sayin'
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Really? How do you make it red? cranberry juice?
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shoey: he's very popular with the Adult Contemporary crowd, considered a "crooner"
Red Velvet cake is fucking awesome, you have to try it if you like cake, and who doesn't, LOL I prefer the cupcakes....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
WAIT! WHAT?
Michael Buble, celebrity singing superstar is...GULP.....an ASSHOLE????
NOOOOOOO! How can it be????? I mean I just can't wrap my mind around such a super talented guy like Michael Buble being arrogant, self centered, impulsive, druggie, immature....
I thought he was wonderful just like my other favorite singer John Mayer...man this is such a letdown!!!
This fucker's from BC too so he's getting the realllly good shit. Not fair.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 12:18pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 12:17pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 12:13pm.
Team sex, beer and road trips!!!
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Why do I imagine you in a pink Cadillac on the motorway, with a six pack of beer on the driver seat and your favourite blow-up doll on your lap, riding into the sunset....?
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BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY HACKED MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT!!!
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 12:23pm.
Nah, traditionally the reddish tint resulted from the reaction between the acidic vinegar and buttermilk and the cocoa. Originally the more alkaline "Dutch processed" cocoa was used, which resulted in more red. Today, with ordinary cocoa being used, red food coloring is necessary.
Can someone tell me who this guy is?
And what is Red Velvet Cake? Where do you buy that?
Porn, wank and shower.
Not totally unbelievable, but unless Tiffany Bromley is a Brit, this is made-up shit. Nobody North American says "row" instead of fight...Just sayin...
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Paquita don't get it twisted! It's GTL and that's the situation!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Can't the "red" in Red Velvet Cake be made from a vinegar and cocoa powder reaction? That's what I've heard. Bullshit or fact?
Who the hell gets anger issues on weed? Even my brother, the raging alcoholic, gets a perma-grin when he smokes out.
Oh yeah and he tried to do a sketch on SNL last weekend and he'd better keep his day job because he can't act for shit.
Sounds like he dumped the bitch
pinkdoodoo2 PLEASE POST THE RECIPIE!!!!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Emily Blunt dated this dude for years. That really makes me wonder about her.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 11:58am.
Traditional Red Velvet cake should have no red food coloring y'all - just sayin'
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Nah...all variations use some form of red food coloring, or beet juice. Otherwise it would just be chocolate-colored cake. Its my favorite cake in the whole wide world. My variation involves weed. Would you care to have a slice?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 12:18pm.
I knew I saw this somewhere...
Submitted by Passionate on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 12:16pm.
Do NOT let him and Brit in the same room, it would be like a cosmic explosion!
Just drop those two in a convenience store, and they could be happy for months!
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 12:17pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 12:13pm.
Team sex, beer and road trips!!!
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Why do I imagine you in a pink Cadillac on the motorway, with a six pack of beer on the driver seat and your favourite blow-up doll on your lap, riding into the sunset....?
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BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY HACKED MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT!!!
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