Eff The Oscars, The Razzie Nominations Are Here
The Razzies, which dishonors the Heidi Montags of the film world, nominations were announced this morning, and something tells me the Twitards are holding an emergency meeting in front of the Hot Topic at the mall to discuss how they are going to handle the fact that RPattz was nominated not once, but twice! This news is giving the Twitards the opposite case of panty pudding, which I do believe is butt pudding. They're going to need a bigger Twilight diaper.
Sandra Bullock also got a Razzie nomination for All About Steve. So there's a good chance she could get a Razzie one night, and an Oscar the next for that feature length Campbell's Soup commercial.
Here's some of the nominations. Transformers: Revenge of Megan Fox's Acting and Land of the Lost tied for the most nominated with 7. This year, the Razzies will also name a worst actor and actress of the decade. Since I've seen more Razzie nominated movies than Oscar nominated movies, I've highlighted my picks. The things Sienna Miller is going to do with her golden dingle award!
WORST PICTURE OF 2009
"All About Steve"
"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"
"Land of the Lost"
"Old Dogs""
"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" (a.k.a. "Trannies, Too")
WORST ACTOR OF 2009
All Three Jonas Brothers, "Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience"
Will Ferrell, "Land of the Lost"
Steve Martin, "Pink Panther 2"
Eddie Murphy, "Imagine That"
John Travolta, "Old Dogs"
WORST ACTRESS Of 2009
Beyonce, "Obsessed"
Sandra Bullock, "All About Steve"
Myley Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"
Megan Fox, "Jennifer’s Body" and "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
Sarah Jessica Parker, "Did You Hear About the Morgans?"
WORST SCREEN COUPLE OF 2009
Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers, "The Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Experience"
Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper, "All About Steve"
Will Ferrell and any co-star, Creature or "Comic Riff," "Land of the Lost"
Shia Lebouf & Either Megan Fox or Any Transformer, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
Kristin Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Whatz-His-Fang, "Twilight Saga: New Moon"
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS OF 2009
Candice Bergen, "Bride Wars"
Ali Larter, "Obsessed"
Sienna Miller, "G.I. Joe"
Kelly Preston,"Old Dogs"
Julie White (as Mom), "Trannies, Too"
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR OF 2009
Billy Ray Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"
Hugh Hefner (as himself), "Miss March"
Robert Pattinson, "Twilight Saga: New Moon"
Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka), "Land of the Lost"
Marlon Wayans, "G.I. Joe"
WORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE
"Battlefield Earth" (2000)
"Freddy Got Fingered" (2001)
"Gigli" (2003)
"I Know Who Killed Me" (2007)
"Swept Away" (2002)
WORST ACTOR OF THE DECADE
Ben Affleck - "Daredevil," "Gigli," "Jersey Girl," "Paycheck," "Pearl Harbor," "Surviving Christmas"
Eddie Murphy - "Adventures of Pluto Nash," "I Spy," "Imagine That," "Meet Dave," "Norbit," "Showtime"
Mike Myers - "Cat in the Hat," "The Love Guru"
Rob Schneider - "The Animal," "Benchwarmers," "Deuce Bigalo: European Gigolo," "Grandma's Boy," "The Hot Chick," "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry," "Little Man," "Little Nicky"
John Travolta - "Battlefield Earth," "Domestic Disturbance," "Lucky Numbers," "Old Dogs," "Swordfish"
WORST ACTRESS OF THE DECADE
Mariah Carey – "Glitter"
Paris Hilton - "The Hottie & The Nottie," "House of Whacks," "Repo: The Genetic Opera"
Lindsay Lohan - "Herbie Fully Loaded," "I Know Who Killed Me," "Just My Luck"
Jennifer Lopez - "Angel Eyes," "Enough," "Gigli," "Jersey Girl," "Maid in Manhattan," "Monster-in-Law," "The Wedding Planner"
Madonna - "Die Another Day," "The Next Best Thing," "Swept Away"
Click here for the full list
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I saw Old Dogs with a friend - it was her birthday and her movie choice. I actually laughed a lot through that movie. I was surprised!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
My favourite is Razzy
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Where is "From Justin To Kelly" for worst of the decade???
I’m indecisive about the worst actress of the decade category. Lohan will win if the selection is based on a handful of movies that reeked. Lopez will win if the selection is based on churning out more low quality stinkers. I hope it’s a tie.
I agree with most of the nominations here. I'm a little surprised to see Ben Affleck nominated as the worst actor of the decade. I thought that Extract, State of Play, and Hollywoodland would make up for crap like Surviving Christmas, Gigli, Daredevil, and Jersey Girl. Those are some pretty bad movies.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 2:44pm.
Submitted by PeachPie on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 2:12pm.
And would somebody explain to me what that pink, pyramid cone shaped thing is to the right on this page in the advertisement for Black Lable?
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The Sex Cone? Yeah, that shit drives me crazy too. I mean...for real?
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I'm kinda curious about that too. It's kinda an insulting sex toy. It's pyramid shape suggests the more you use it, the more you'll need it's progressive widening. Of course, I'm making assumptions on how it should be used. Regardless, it's scary, not enticing.
Where is Nicole Kidman?????She should be on the worst actress of the decade list for sure. She hasn't had a hit movie in forever.
Damn, they couldn't have given John Travolta and his wife a pass after all they've been through? There are PLENTY of bad actors in Hollywood they could have chosen as replacements
TITS on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 8:42pm.
hey Zoomie - how did you enjoy all the titching, sighing and teeth sucking? oh and hair twirling? in that 'movie'?
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Don't get me started, don't even get me started.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 8:21pm.
Shouldn't the worst of the decade be Rob Schneider and Jennifer Lopez just based on the volume of their work? 15 films for the both of them.
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really? that many? dear dog. well it just goes to show that if you throw a lot of shit at a wall, it doesn't mean any of it will stick.
hey Zoomie - how did you enjoy all the titching, sighing and teeth sucking? oh and hair twirling? in that 'movie'?
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http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 1:06pm.
I'd still fuck him running, but I'm pleased that Rob Pattinson is on this list. He and his little twit of a girlfriend take themselves so fucking seriously, hopefully this will take their egos down a notch.
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I agree with you. I went to IMDB to read opinions about their movie. It was crammed with 14 year olds claiming they were the greatest screen couple/real life couple and blah blah. They were beneath my radar for 2 years. But now I see them as two people who were very lucky, but come across almost resentful of their situation. Also I see the girl doing Halmark channel movies in the near future.
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Maybe there should be a lifetime underachievement award. Will Ferell maybe?
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Shouldn't the worst of the decade be Rob Schneider and Jennifer Lopez just based on the volume of their work? 15 films for the both of them.
Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 1:46pm.
lmao at Hugh Hefner getting worst actor for playing himself! ahahaa
Really!! Hahaha.
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I agree with your picks MK. Though worst actor of the decade for me was John Travolta. Also I actually broke down and watched twilight the other night on TV. Never saw it before, never read the book. I was surpirised at how little chemistry the two main characters had. I must be completely out of sinc with the teens.
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I thought Freddy got fingered and Norbit and the movies Rob Schneider were in were very funny. No Tommygirl movies nominated?
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 2:36pm.
All of Rob Schneider's movies were GREAT!
Tell me I'm wrong.
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I like Rob Schneider. I own The Animal, both Duece B, Chuck and Larry, Grandma's Boys...maybe I should not tell y'all that.
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
Stoney - I read your link - damn near DIED. Fukkin hilarious...
Angel - ditto
Frito - ditto redux!!!!
I would reather hear a block of wood recite Hamlet than watch Keanu try to act. His best work was the doofus son in law in Parenthood, and I strongly suspect that he was NOT acting.....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
There are so many people worth mentioning that aren't on that list, and there are so many people on that list that aren't worth mentioning. We need to pick real actors and actresses to give razzies to. I mean who really thinks people like billy ray cyrus and paris hilton are considered actors?
Submitted by Jeepster on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 2:13pm.
Stoney - this ones for you! A couple of years back I saved a scathing online User Review of "From Justin to Kelly". Damn near wet myself reading it. Here goes: "Well - I just saw "From Justin to Kelly", and all I can say is: FAT PEOPLE!
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OMG! That is so weird. I just came from reading about this (and if it's on this list, I didn't know it for skimming) in another review that popped up so weirdly...I'm not even sure why.
And now I can't find it...It said something about a shit...I found it!:
Overview: "From Justin to Kelly" whisks the viewer away to a magic shit filled world where seas of shit break on shitty beaches while a shit colored sun shines down on shit people who sing shitty songs and perform shitty acting.
Directed By: Robert Iscove, 2003.
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I wondered if one of you wrote that....hmmm....?
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Haha jeepster!! Did you read my link. I could read it thirty times and still die laughing. And Keanu Reeves in ANYTHING is horrible. That man cannot act his way out of a paper bag.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Well kids, I'm out.
Mwuah!
Full-length Campbell's soup commercial. Ha ha! But that describes so many movies these days...
Submitted by PeachPie on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 2:12pm.
And would somebody explain to me what that pink, pyramid cone shaped thing is to the right on this page in the advertisement for Black Lable?
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The Sex Cone? Yeah, that shit drives me crazy too. I mean...for real?
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
@Jeepster:
I think a Keanu Reeves performance in ANYTHING Is worthy of a Razzy.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Does this mean Sherlock Holmes will be up for next year? Seriosuly I love RDJ but that movie sucked ass! Guy Richie can't direct for shit!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
All of Rob Schneider's movies were GREAT!
Tell me I'm wrong.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
All them movies sucked but seriously, no "District 9"? That was no movie, that was a joke!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Stoney - this ones for you! A couple of years back I saved a scathing online User Review of "From Justin to Kelly". Damn near wet myself reading it. Here goes: "Well - I just saw "From Justin to Kelly", and all I can say is: FAT PEOPLE! Make yourselves a big wet velveeta and baloney sandwich, put on your bestest drawstring 'eatin" pants, get on your Hoverounds, and scoot down to the multiplex to see the best damn movie eva! I'm gonna head right back just as soon as my ears stop bleading and I can keep from stabbing myself in the head. That Justin and Kelly - Dang but they are cute...jest like a couple of fuzzy rabbits - I wanna squeeze em to DEATH!"
The review went on and on...about how Justin & Kelly are "America's Heartland Heros", and how wonderful Justin is (even though his blood is tainted, etc.) The writer signed him/herself as anonymous, but that is a shame, because it was a spot-on indictment of EVERYTHING that is wrong in America - unflinching and hilarious. But I still think that the worst performance and movie has to be Keanu Reaves KLAATU in the remake of "The Day the Earth Stood Still"
I weep for the original.....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
And would somebody explain to me what that pink, pyramid cone shaped thing is to the right on this page in the advertisement for Black Lable?
Sex toy? That's a sex toy? Please tell me that's just the box it's in cause, from my chair, all that looks like is something extremely PAINFUL.
I heart sandra bullock! and although ill never understand why the fuck she ever thought doind All about steve was a good idea..I thought she was hilarious in the proposal and amazing in the blind side
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
Good point about Fox, she is pretty much as bad as they come. And I don't get the fascination with her, she looks like a (even more) cracked out version of Angelina Jolie.
Beyonce was terrible in "Obsessed" so when I saw that she won I thought, "good, that performance was awful." But then I noticed Megan Fox was also there for "Jennifer's Body". Wow, that was a piece of shit movie made much, much, much, much worse by Megan Fox being an annoying ditzy b*tch talking in a baby voice and saying phrases that only 40 year old writers could think were representative of the way the "cool kids" talk. Awful. She definitely should of gotten the Razzie instead.
Well, haven't seen any of the nominated movies so when I'm feeling down and shitty, I'll have to remember I've got at least that going for me...
As for the nominated "actors" (cough) and "actresses" (eye roll), 95% of those listed deserve a razzie, so I'll be happy no matter who gets it.
I wonder who's ego would be crushed the most by getting one?
"Does RPattz look like Matt LeBlanc there, or is it just me?"
Yes, from the 'bitches get old' edition.
Does RPattz look like Matt LeBlanc there, or is it just me?
Condi, your complaint has two flaws. For one thing, "All About Steve" is not about a black kid, it's about some crazy chick who stalks a guy. You're thinking of The Blind Side. Secondly, your complaint doesn't work because it's based on a true story. Michael Oher is a real guy and this is based on his life.
As for Worst Actress, i'm torn betweel JeLo and Mad Madge. They're both disgusting repulsive excuses for human beings.
Umm, why the hell was Watchmen not nominated?
I've never seen anything as boring, and downright retarded in my life.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
I think these celebs should show a sense of humor and show up at this. I would hate them so much less.
IDK...Affleck, Murphy or Travolta, that's a tough one. Murphy should win just for starring in Pluto Nash.
LMAO @ provy!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
lmao at Hugh Hefner getting worst actor for playing himself! ahahaa
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Submitted by Banana Jesus on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 1:43pm.
Oh Condi, you are not alone, I hate that shit too. Just for once I'd like to see a rich Spanish or black family or teacher save a grateful and poor white kid!
It was based on a true story. So your scenario will never work.
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"One Shot, One Shot!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0
If it were up to me, I'd nominate Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn and the fat guy from Knocked Up for lifetime achievement razzies...
I have to ask...was there really a feature-length campbell's soup commercial?
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
"All About Steve" is one of the worst movies in the history of Hollywood...ever....the only reason a few people were fooled into watching that mess was because Bradley and Sandra were fresh from the success of "The Hangover" and "the Proposal" respectively and everyone thought it would be a worthy follow up to those flicks...so not the case.
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"Killing me softly with His Song" - Roberta Flack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFBaRrZ5G6s&feature=rec-LGOUT-real_rev-rn...
Oh Condi, you are not alone, I hate that shit too. Just for once I'd like to see a rich Spanish or black family or teacher save a grateful and poor white kid!
this is a show I would watch if they had a telecast and celebrities would come and pick their awards.
"New Moon" should have been up for worst picture and that zombie Kristen chick for worst actress of the year (and the decade)..she makes Siena and Megan look like Meryl Streep and Julianne Moore by comparison.
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"Killing me softly with His Song" - Roberta Flack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFBaRrZ5G6s&feature=rec-LGOUT-real_rev-rn...
Wow. Great choices all, and I fully support Sandra Bullock's nomination for "Steve," because I hate that "rich-white-woman-loftily-saves-poor-grateful-black-guy" film of hers and think she should be punished for it somehow, even though Spike Lee and I are in the minority on this.
I think Madonna should be named Worst Actress of the Decade (though Mimi and JLo are giving her a run for her money) but I'm torn by the Worst Actor choices. Ah, give it to Travolta - he's a questionable human being, too.
"i know who fucked me" killed my erection