Knight-On-Knight Action
After Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor were named knights in France's National Order of Arts in Paris today, they shared a G-rated kiss.
First of all, I've inspected these pictures with a La Toya-approved magnifying glass and I don't see any tongue! They are not following the popular saying, "When in France, touch your co-stars' tonsils with your tongue."
Second of all, Ewan McGregor has his eyes open. It looks like he's counting Jim's eye lashes. Call me a traditionalist, but I believe you should keep your eyes closed while kissing on the mouth, kissing on the vag and kissing on the peen. Especially the last two because you never know when a rogue genital crab is going to jump into your eye. Try to explain that to your eye doctor (speaking from experience...just joking...I think).
And Jim's lesbian haircut has me convinced that if they ever make a feature film on the life of Peter Pan Dude, he should play the title role. Correction: Jim Carrey should play Peter Pan Dude if only Shelley Duvall is not available for whatever reason (aka alien hunting).
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HAWT.
I can't watch :)
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Staged kisses are passé. Some actor/comedians excel in dramatic roles. Jim Carrey gave a solid performance in The Majestic. Robin Williams was outstanding in Good Will Hunting. Although he’s not a comedian, Ewan McGregor was charming in Big Fish.
I'm in for threesies, Carrey is packing and the Scot is hot! Before he was famous Carrey 'dated'
Linda Ronstadt.
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
Anyone got any more details about Ewan being a cheater? I'd never heard that before.
I wouldn't mind borrowing Ewan's lips for a couple of minutes,
Ewan can do better than thıs plastıc faced bıtch!
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Ewan McGregor is not attractive and an AWFUL actor..I never see a movie he's in I might see it despite the fact that he is in it- perfect example' Men Who Stare At Goats'. It was an odd little movie but I liked it a lot- and Jeff Bridges was brilliant in it so I'm glad I did. Ewan is just not likable and something about him grates on me (his voice, his face, etc..) and I think his star is fading anyway so hopefully we won't see as much of him.
And it's so stupid seeing headlines 'Jim Carrey kisses Ewan McGregor!' in more than a few places this am. Any idiot knows this kind of shit is for some movie promotion. Not scandalous. Yawn. Big deal.
You all do know this is because of a movie right? "I Love You Phillip Morris" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1045772/
Came "out" in UK in 2k9, not 2010. Hence a publicity stunt.
Obi Wan and Ace Ventura: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
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Because I'm a NINJA!!
Boooooooo! No tongue!
Jim is fugly, but Ewan is cute.
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
Clearly Jim is more into Ewan, his eyes are closed with passion.
madam s., I was as surprised as you were when finding out Ewan is extremely promiscuous, despite trying so hard to keep up the husband and dad image.
That annoyed me something fierce since. I know I should not give a shit, but when I remember he seems to take any role that comes his way, no matter how miscast and wrong it is for him, the hate reemerges.
Done with him.
He was good in Transpotting, Velvet Goldmine and maybe some other film I can't think of right now, but bitch got ugly and old overnight and started churning out shit performances.
Jim Carey? No comments. Never liked his ass.
ETA: And with that, I must head out of the door.
Wish you hors a great Tuesday.
"rogue genital crab" bahahahaha!!!
"rogue genital crab" bahahahaha!!!
Are there REAL nude photos of Jim? There have been numerous sizemeat rumors - probably originated by Jim in order to get more stinkfish - but so far we have been presented with no real verificatia.
Discuss!
Of ALLLLLLL the random ass ads on this site (including Sugar titty dvds of these female porn stars with watermelon implants) the Rupaul ads are what y'all are complaining about?
Her show is the best thing on t.v....pure entertainment...don't think so? well, PBS has a new series devoted to the history of river dancing. Enjoy it.
P.s~ MK, babe, hope you make some dough off these ads (including the trashy looking hetro porn stars)...you earned it and deserve it!
They also received t-shirts that said, " I was knighted and all I got was a stupid ribbon pin, a stupid fake gay kiss and this stupid t-shirt."
Hot! Not only because I love them both for their talents but because most hetro men don't have the security to pull a (media) stunt like that without fear of being called gay (as if it's the worst thing to be called...it's not...chalk it up as a compliment...means you're clean, with taste and some style)
Kittymuffin -- now I do NOT want to see "RuPaul's Drag Race." Geez, everywhere I look, there's RuPaul's face glaring back at me. I feel your pain.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 10:53pm.
Submitted by kittycatastrophe: "At first glance I thought, "Has Tom Cruise finally come out?" Jim Carey looks like a side shot of Cruise in the first picture."
That's what I thought, too!
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LOL! You guys are so right, but Tommygirl is a midget!
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Looks like one of those bad lesbian porn scenes where they have sex acting like they really want it without really having anything that passably looks like lesbian sex.
And I'm really over these "let's pretend I like men" type of celebs. I can't stand these Out magazine interviews where straight men pretend to have gay fantasy boyfriend. It's a weird dynamic. Straight actors are comfortable now acting as though they could be gay in the right circumstance and gay actors pretend they don't like "labels."
Enough.
rupaul overdose
OK, gotta admit I lost an hour or so in one of those cute-lil-dress-shop ads, and maybe I'll check out that Sugar shack now that the model is not a child of the corn with implants. Maybe.
Now diving back down the D...
Luke Wilson's doing gay porn?
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 10:47pm.
& off t: the RuPaul ads are ART; only ads on DListed so far that give me the happies instead of the willies.
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I don't LOVE 'em but I can live with 'em...hope MK's making some bucks...
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On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...
jazzfish_77
Jim Carrey's face is like rubber. That man can impersonate anyone.
David Caruso on csi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glvGfQnx3DI
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http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 10:36pm.
Angelina and James Haven need to teach these two how to kiss.
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LOL!!!
I was just talking with my friends about how if we were famous or whatever and went to the grammys or the Oscars, I would take my brother as a date...then I added and I would kiss him on the red carpet.
And we had a great laugh, then I felt dirty for even saying something like that.
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Submitted by kittycatastrophe: "At first glance I thought, "Has Tom Cruise finally come out?" Jim Carey looks like a side shot of Cruise in the first picture."
That's what I thought, too!
The second I read the headline, I thought it would be a pic of The Hoff jerking off.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 10:15pm.
Kittymuffin, if your browser is firefox you can download the 'adblocker' extension and get rid of ads forever, including ru paul, mind you getting rid of that one requires a right click as it's a one off ad...
seriously. the few times i have to use IE, i can hardly bare it because of the ads.
i'm not firefox
but thanks for the tip
the sugar dvd ad is one my nerves also
but thanks
TITS
& off t: the RuPaul ads are ART; only ads on DListed so far that give me the happies instead of the willies.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 10:15pm.
seriously. the few times i can hardly bare it
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Funny, that's not what all the guys say ;)
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On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...
jazzfish_77
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 10:36pm.
Angelina and James Haven need to teach these two how to kiss.
LOL!!!!!
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On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...
jazzfish_77
Angelina and James Haven need to teach these two how to kiss.
Meh, this beso needs more heat.
i love jimmy. he'll always make me laugh no matter how fucking stupid.
Kittymuffin, if your browser is firefox you can download the 'adblocker' extension and get rid of ads forever, including ru paul, mind you getting rid of that one requires a right click as it's a one off ad...
seriously. the few times i have to use IE, i can hardly bare it because of the ads.
firefox is browsing without all the noise.
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http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
MIke that story was fantastic!
After the finding, Wakefield, who now heads an autism research center in Austin, Texas, described the decision as "unfounded and unjust." He added that he had "no regrets" over his work.
The General Medical Council, which will now decide whether to revoke Wakefield's medical license, highlighted several areas where Wakefield acted against the interest of the children involved in the 1998 study. It criticized Wakefield for carrying out invasive tests, such as colonoscopies and spinal taps, without due regard for how the children involved might be affected. It also cited Wakefield's method of gathering blood samples - he paid children at his son's birthday party $8 to give blood - and said that Wakefield displayed a "callous disregard for the distress and pain the children might suffer."
The panel also criticized Wakefield for failing to disclose that, while carrying out the research, he was being paid by lawyers acting for parents who believed their children had been harmed by the MMR jab.
The panel's ruling follows a refutation of Wakefield's research from the scientific community. Ten of 13 authors in the Lancet study have since renounced the study's conclusions. The Lancet has said it should not have published the study in the first place, and various other studies have failed to corroborate Wakefield's hypothesis.
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http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 9:38pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 9:06pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 9:03pm.
Jim Carrey's comedic skills peaked when he was on "On Living Color".
Yes...great show...but the hard hitting drama of The Grinch must have really put him over the edge.
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Tiger you make me laugh
most the time :)
Sweet Tigerlily, take that bite guard out and be the wonderful, fierce Tiger you are. If you ever see Jim Carey waiting for that bus, MAUL HIM! MAUL HIM GOOD!
"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
Im from France and to me, this is highly WTF.
First of all because Mc Gregor has his eyes open, then because why is my country giving awards to these foreign actors, and finally becasue Jim Carrey
only contributed to the dumbing down of culture with his lame ass career.
this rupaul advertising is ridiculous
There is something about Jim Carrey I like. He just seems like a nice person.
rupaul and jim carrey are done boring and old news
Mike -- that should throw Jenny McCarthy on her big-chinned ass, considering that she considers herself as having cured her son's autism.
Submitted by Auntie Mame on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 9:33pm.
Loved Ewan in "Velvet Goldmine". I loathe Jim Carey. He always struck me as having a lifetime pass for the short bus.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! *hides short bus token behind tiger back*....What? I only wear the helmet, knee pads and bite guard cuz it looks cool...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 9:06pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 9:03pm.
Jim Carrey's comedic skills peaked when he was on "On Living Color".
Yes...great show...but the hard hitting drama of The Grinch must have really put him over the edge.
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as evidenced by that awful haircut and inexcusable outfit...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Loved Ewan in "Velvet Goldmine". I loathe Jim Carey. He always struck me as having a lifetime pass for the short bus.
"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
Here's some news that ought to make Jim Carey's wife less happy:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20100201/hl_time/08599195765600