Tuesday, February 2nd 2010

Hot Sluts Of The Day!

Die Antwoord, a South African rave rap group making "next level" beats on a PC computer.

Before I passed out face first into my bed pillow last night, I watched this music video from the psychotic minds of Die Antwoord over at Boing Boing. It was the cause of me having a horrific nightmare involving mop water, a Blimpie's bathroom and an old man who kept spitting loogies on my bare knee. I've been HEXED, so I'm passing the curse on so that the old man doesn't show up again in my nightmares tonight.

Seriously, Die Antwoord's music and videos are equal parts horror and awesome. This is what the aliens were really up to in District 9. They were making rap music! Blame it on the cat food.

Press play on the video below:


That trailer pixie keeps singing about being protected by butterflies. Or some shit. I think this is their roundabout way of asking Mariah Carey to collaborate with them. Mimi, gas up your unicorn and get thee to South Africa NOW!!!!!

And is the lead rapper really Mike Boogie from Big Brother?

Posted by: Michael K


DLucyAnn's picture

Wild stuff, strangely compelling and repelling at the same time.

Can't do the rats, though.

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Poison Candy Apple's picture

I like it and it scares me all at once. Kinda like sex.

Anyway I looked up the little dude with progeria. This is all I could find:

DJ Hi-Tek (aka Leon Botha), a painter who at 24 one of the oldest living sufferers of progeria syndrome.

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boredasfuckyo's picture

Me too bitch, me too.
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Call me a bitch but I get freaked out whenever DJ progeria pops up.

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mbar's picture

The music industry seriously turns people crazy.

letinstar's picture

what the? i can't...
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Noelegy's picture

Makes me think of a quote years ago from one of the members of YES: "When you're South African and white, there's very little to be punk about."

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gee_gee's picture

The. FUCK!?!

MK, I will have you know that I watched the whole five minutes and motherfucking twenty three seconds of this complete and utter foolishness. Mostly because I was afraid if I looked away I would be eaten by one of the creatures in this video. I WILL be sending you the bill for the Ambien I will need to take for the next six months so I can sleep.

Thanks.

z-listed's picture

Oh god, that was horrendous!

The person in the center of the photo has Hutchinson–Gilford Progeria Syndrome (HGPS). Those afflicted with this extremely rare genetic disorder rarely survive past 13 years of age. :(

Cake666's picture

Yuck..Retards Attempting Poetry..aka rap.

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Dgrin's picture

you'll find a lot more stuff from their previous work under the name 'MaxNormal.TV',brilliant!!

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 4:15pm.
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vidz's picture

You guys do know that the butterfly part is from another song from the 90s and it's not remixed or anything. And I suppose she's the "hot girl" of their group. Die antwood is the the answer to what, my nightmares?

Call me a bitch but I get freaked out whenever DJ progeria pops up.

" Fuck this is the fucking coolest song i've heard,in my life" Neenja

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Submitted by thegobbler on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:32am.
I have Aspergers, and I can't watch shit like that. It makes me psychotic.
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It is all the visual/transitional, fast flashy stuff. I can't process it fast enough, and it makes me a little nutzoid. very disorienting.

guilty of being white's picture

Love the G.G Allin tattoos....

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moomarse's picture

Well. That was interesting. You famous now! You on the Internets!!! oooooohhhhhoooooo....

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:32am.
I have Aspergers, and I can't watch shit like that. It makes me psychotic.
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WindSwept's picture

Wow. Just wow. That was um....different.

I hate long introductions. Just play the gd song already......

kzdiver's picture

The DJ with progeria is so frickin' COOL!!

angel_i's picture

HOT! I luv this! No, really.

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Dgrin's picture

I can't hate on the white trash guy he reminds me my pal from high school he was on-off from rehabilitation center to the juvie yards.
we'd get high and he'd steal my stereo, then we'd get high and I'd take my stereo back, I had a huge boner crash at times for him, then for his hot brother or his trashy sexy sister, horrendously lovely family and the mom was the bee ape queen,wooh..I often wonder what happened to them?.

You know, I was really having fun laughing at the "rapper" and then the guy with progeria popped up like fucking Captain Howdy in "The Exorcist" and almost made me pee. Yikes!

On another note, it's good to see South Africa getting in on the "crappy foreign music" market.

NEENJA!!!

Neverevenknewhim's picture

Where did they get the aliens?

evoandflash's picture

This might be the worst thing I've ever seen. No redeeming qualities whatsoever.
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ROFL..... Man, it is fucking hilarious when people with accents try to rap. Seriously..... HILARIOUS

EvilShoe's picture

If you're gonna permanently put writing on yourself, make sure its correct. It's AN angel, not A angel.

*stabs eyes out*

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rotten_egg's picture

Are these people the equivalent of the british "chavs" or the american "white trash"?. They do look a lot like white trash.

The "rapper" dude looks so mother fucking old to be living with his mommy and daddy STILL.. or he's a really busted used and abused junkie. He seems to be one of those lazy bums with huuuge rock-star dreams who spend their whole day day-dreaming and scratching his bellybutton.

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PurpleNeon's picture

fuck this.

bethyboom's picture

someone send for an old priest, a young priest, and chris hansen, stat!

Dgrin's picture

downloaded the cd and lovin' it!
it has a raw amateur feeling that I find refreshing

maDalice's picture

That was just sad. But I watched the whole thing.

Carmeloh's picture

Oh.My.Soul. For the record, as a south african, we do not all have such terrible accents... Thats all i wanted to clear up about this mess... Sigh

Oh ja, and "die antwoord" is afrikaans for "the answer"...

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sunny's picture

I'll be back..I need to go to church & pray for the world...its going down the tubes fast

Soultonic's picture

I had to watch this video again....love it! :)

Da Truff's picture

This is the logical outcome of giving ProTools and a videocamera to the special ed program...

The CD should be titled "Songs from the Short Bus"

M.E.'s picture

That is scaring the shit out of me.

WWJDFAKB's picture

Albino chick seems to find her inspiration from Dance Dance Revolution http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_qwUS8Uqjg

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BabyJane's picture

I agree with Dgrin, it's so bad, it's good!

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angry_secretary's picture

this is my new ringtone.

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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...

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WTFOMGLOL's picture

I have Aspergers, and I can't watch shit like that. It makes me psychotic.

Dgrin's picture

yeah the bouncing boner has me sold,I'm downloading their CD!!

Francine's picture

This one has an amputee, possible Down Syndrome and a boner in a pair of Pink Floyd shorts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_pS46YRMIQ

rotten_egg's picture

Is this a joke or a parody? it must be. The music could be salvaged by a well-known DJ, including the odd albino chick's voice and all, but the rap AND the style suck HUGE monkey balls. The overall style reminds me of the poser "rap pop" wannabes from the 90's. I don't mind the old-looking little person at all as long as he doesn't show me his bare chest.

They should've listened/seen Aphex Twin first, he can do creepy cool electronica like no other. And the only sort of rap-hiphop-whatever I like is Zack de la Rocha's.

Here's a link to Aphex Twin's "come to daddy" video. Creepy shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Az_7U0-cK0

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Dgrin's picture

I'm not sure I hate this or love it!!
it's so bad...that it's actually too good(?)
everyone should watch 1:11 here,lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q77YBmtd2Rw
bouncing and bouncing.

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Submitted by wednesday on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:00am.
Yikes, Progeria dude is a bit freaky. Looks like he's 24 years old, birth name is Leon Botha, and he's the oldest-living person with Progeria too. Albino chick and the main dude seem to be married too. The internets! It's full of all kinds of info!

http://www.synthstuff.com/mt/archives/individual/2010/02/die_antwoord_en...
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wednesday's picture

Yikes, Progeria dude is a bit freaky. Looks like he's 24 years old, birth name is Leon Botha, and he's the oldest-living person with Progeria too. Albino chick and the main dude seem to be married too. The internets! It's full of all kinds of info!

http://www.synthstuff.com/mt/archives/individual/2010/02/die_antwoord_en...

tojo's picture

Vanilla Ice can haz South Africa?================================================
On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...

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Submitted by z80 on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 10:30am.
Anyone else make it to 1:40?
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