Phil Phucked Us Over
Happy Groundhog Day! Or should I say, Happy KICK A Groundhog Day, because ugly ass Punxsutawney Phil crawled out of his ugly ass house this morning and saw his ugly ass shadow. This means that you will be jizzing icicles and farting up frost for the next six weeks.
The graveyard-shift prostitutes of America need to direct their hate towards Phil, because he's the sole reason why they will continue to get frostbite on their nipples while sucking peen in a back alley. It's Phil's fault!
To be fair to Phil, he must be filled with stress from hos bothering his ass every year about this shadow thing. It's high time that he retires somewhere warm and zen-like where he can chant freely and find his chi. I hear Richard Gere's colon is lovely year-round. Maybe those crazies at Peta have the right idea after all.
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I really love this rodent:)
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If it was cloudy today in Gobblers Knob how did beaver face see his shadow?
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i love that rodent!!
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"We'll share our things
And have some fun
Then we'll say goodbye
And go back home when the day is done"
emm,I'm a foreigner so excuse-moi if I don't understand 90% of the words and pictures I see in this post. May i ask what a beaver,groundhog or whatever has to do with those black dressed Sherlock Holmes gentlemen and why is there a celebration?
I LOVE it :) The last couple winters here lasted about ten minutes and then it was shitballs hot for the rest of the year. This winter has been LONG and MERCIFUL and I have enjoyed every minute of it.
Thanks Phil. My next inebriation sesh will be dedicated to you.
I love how they booed the fucker. lol.
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Submitted by tasty dish: "awwww. i never noticed how cute groundhogs are."
They're adorable. We had one, living under the deck, at my old house. He used to come up to the door and hang out with my kitty (she was on the inside).
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Lots of Amish around Punxsy.
Yesterday it was only 18° in the morning and I saw they had their laundry hanging out on the way there. Also heard that "Ned Ryerson" was in town and he got to see the Earth Quakers play at a party, they are a band who dresses as if they are Amish.
dont drive angry
-phil from groundhog day
ikoihil xoxooxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxxo
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Snowpiece, I resent that. I'm from the south and I milk nothing but men.
Loozey! I thought that might be the case
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Man, Christmas is way behind us and now it's Groundhog Day! Time is going by way too fast! : (
awwww. i never noticed how cute groundhogs are.
last year i had to work a morning shift at my news station on groundhog's day. we recorded the entire celebration feed from punxsutawney.
those people are nuts.
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you seem spritely.
The 8:00 show is one of their Re-Cap Shows. I will probably tape it because my basketball team plays at 7:00 on ESPN. Go Cats!!
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Because I'm a NINJA!!
Phil Always sees his shadow....
loozer: it's starting at 8, not 9 unless Kin~tuckee is on central time, LOLOLOL central time makes me laugh! they have to watch their shows earlier because they have to get up to milk the cows ahahahahhaaha
I asked MK to make a Lost is starting tonight post and he called me some rude names, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Poor Phil has a runny nose. I pray one year he turns around and scratches the face off whoever pulls him from his warm home. Bastards.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Here I iz Snowy.
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Because I'm a NINJA!!
xoxoxoxoxoxo to Jilly
LOOZER I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU WHERE YOU AT?!!?!?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I could save Phil alot of headaches. Check out a calender. Roughly six weeks from now it will be the first day of spring, thus we have 6 more weeks of winter. now feed Phil a warm toaster strudal and put him back in his hole.
"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:27am.
JILL you are adorable!! <3
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On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...
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6 more weeks?
*looks outside*
Yep, it's all black and yucky out with a reported 14 day storm system moving in.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
What the phuck is Noel Edmunds doing with that groundhog???
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JILL you are adorable!! <3
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Yes that is me yesterday.
One of my best friends means she's an elderly lady not really my best friend but a good pal.
And I do not live in that area.
The movie was not filmed there, I think it was filmed in Illinois.
loozer: so cooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 10:33am.
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Is it just like in the movie? Is that you in your profile pic? Is your best friend not best friends with you? ;)
If Candlemas day be fair and bright,
Winter will have another flight.
If Candlemas day be shower and rain,
Winter is gone and will not come again.
I love when the masses celebrate old, Pagan traditions.
Phil is the only groundhog I trust - all these copy-cats are jus jellus of his fame.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Entertainment Weekly had a cover story on LOST. Didn't really tell you much. "You have to watch" was the most common answer. A lot of 'dead' characters will be back this season.
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Because I'm a NINJA!!
This post is hysterical. You rule, MK.
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
Sun Prairie, WI has our own Jimmy the Groundhog, who by all accounts is far more accurate. He did not see his shadow. We can celebrate, horz.
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You can't stop the BEAT!
awwwwwwww Loozy! xoxoxoxoox I wish we could watch it together!!!
Mowgli will be at work (yahoo) so if you hop on a jet plane we can play a Lost Drinking/Stripping game!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 10:10am.
Not Surprised. Loozer saw his shadow this morning too.
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That was just dirt.
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
-stays up late to make "I <3 Phil" sign-
-gets up early to make the drive to Punxsutawney-
-stands in the cold and dark for hours-
-blindly puts my faith in the predictions of a fat, sleepy, pissed off rodent-
-hears Phil's declaration for 6 more weeks of winter-
-walks away, disbelieving, disgruntled, and grumbling-
"Stupid animal!"
Yeah, Phil looks unhappy. They should just use one of those Zhu Zhu Hamsters, and let Phil sleep.
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FIST PUMP!!
I rode thru Punxsy yesterday.
It was all geared up for the big day.
One of my best friends lives near there, her best friend is the mom of the president of the inner circle.
The rest of the year they are just local business people.
I may change my profile pic to one of me beside one of the big groundhog statues in the town.
elmo533: doormen and ringmasters
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Snowy,
I get Lost, in your eyes
And I feel my spirits rise
And soar like the wind
Is it love that I am in?
I get weak in a glance
Isn't this what's called romance?
And that's what I know
Cause when I'm Lost
I can't let go
I don't mind
Not knowing what I'm headed for
You can take me to the skies
It's like being Lost in heaven
When I'm Lost in your eyes...
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Because I'm a NINJA!!
What do those assholes in the top hats to every
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
"Punxsutawney" is hell to pronounce. Anyway, people need to stop with this ritual superstition beaver shit, cuz it ain't real and never will be.
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Behold "... the wailing lesbian fetus known as Justin Bieber..." - Michael K
We've been lucky in Chicago with the snow; not as heavy or as bad as previous years. ::Keeps fingers crossed for another six weeks::
Well, Phil's probably about as accurate as your average meteorologist lately...
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
OMG OMG I AM SO EXCITED IMMA PEE MY PANTS!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
jt
face it, Phil and his like-minded friends totally suck at predicting the weather. they should ask my bum shoulder - it's right every time!
YO, SNOWY, GET LOST!!!
Tonight at 9:00.
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Because I'm a NINJA!!
For as long as I can remember, it has always be six more weeks of winter. The ground hog looks like he has a cold with a runny nose. Let him sleep.
The AR Armadillo is much more reliable. He didn't see shit.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
I live in Austin Texas, so our "Winter" last only a few says at a time, mixed with 60 degree days to mix in.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09