Tuesday, February 2nd 2010
The View Hens Are At It Again
It's been a while since I've posted a henpecking fight on The View, so here's one from this morning. Hasselcrack, Whoopi and Joy argued about where the 9/11 terrorist trial should be held. Hasselcrack thinks that it should take place at a Survivor tribal council (or something like that). You know, I have to agree with her on this one, because it's not an official decision until Jeff Probst announces it.
That being said, it's hard for me to completely focus on what Hasselcrack is squawking about when she's wearing a toddler's clown dress that would look much better on Raggedy Anne.
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Submitted by Terrianne on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 8:14am.
I think the more important issue here is:
Is Whoopie wearing a snuggie?
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I think it is one of Severus Snape's robes.
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Then they can hype up the next inbred bible-thumper who'll continue their joyful butt rape of the country, cuz we're all just livin' in the end times and cuz we're "not of this world" y'all!
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Best quote ever. That statement just captures the right wing mentality perfectly! The sad thing is that every "Christian" Republican thinks like this. Kind of like those bumper stickers "in case of rapture car will be unmanned". Why worry about the environment or the poor, we're all going to be in heaven soon!
Anyways, Hasselbeck is a fucking idiot. Today she went after Rahm Emmanuel for saying the phrase "fucking retarded". She agreed with Sarah Palin that he should be fired for saying that. Of course, that is sooo much worse than when the last presidents entire staff lied to the American public and went on killing thousands of innocent Afghan and Iraqi civilians in their crusade.
Submitted by lifeislikecake on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:06pm.
This is one of the cuntiest women in America.
I watched the show a few weeks ago when they had Stanley Tucci on to promote The Lovely Bones. And this cunt asked him if his wife had seen the movie. BTW, she died last spring.
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Holy shit! I have always despised Elisabeth, and this just gives me one more reason. That is horrific!
Also, I had no idea that Stanley was even married, but you're right - his wife died of breast cancer last April & they have 3 children. How heartbreaking.
I think the more important issue here is:
Is Whoopie wearing a snuggie?
i love that elizabeth hasselbeck (or EH", as i likve to call her) is so smart, so even-handed, and so truly generous when listening to the opinions of others, even whe they are, of course, dead wrong. EH has a bright future ahead of her as a state senator or maybe even governor someday! i'd vote for her. she can sure stick up for herself in a fight, and i'm sure she'd do the same for the Amerikan people.
TEAM AMERICA!!! if you aren't with us you're against us, commies!
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Archie: No, no, no, NO. Come on, do it properly with the back of the right hand.
She is so damn stupid....
Debbie Matenopoulos is looking like a Rhodes Scholar now.
When is Walters going to realize Hasseldumb is driving away viewers?
ubmitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 5:46pm.
"Submitted by jackie on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 5:05pm.
hassleback makes good points every now and then but her voice ruins it. it gets real high-pitched and unbearable. lol@ joy telling her to calm down"
Hasslebeck gets her points from unreliable sources. I love how she's blaming Obama for getting shit done when the last President did nothing but sit on his ass all day.
I really wish she would open her mind to shit instead of bashing Obama because she's a Republican. He's doing more for this country than Bush did for the last eight years. And he's "continuing" what the Republicans initially wanted when they started the war in Iraq, which has branched out to Afghanistan thanks to wrong information provided to military services by the Bush Administration.
Look, there are plenty of people who lost loved ones, friends, etc. in the 9/11 attacks. No one wants this trial in any neighborhood, major and/or small city. For Hasslebeck to make it about her by saying, "You didn't lose someone in 9/11, I did," that's not only hurtful, but very fucking unclassy of her.
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Agreed. But she's just parroting the Fox talking points. They're her show biz future after this crackhead hen show. And its the same old Republican strategy: sit on their asses and squawk over and over about what a bad job the Democrats are doing cleaning up their last joke of a president and Congress's mess, placing their re-election bets on the average American's short memory. Then they can hype up the next inbred bible-thumper who'll continue their joyful butt rape of the country, cuz we're all just livin' in the end times and cuz we're "not of this world" y'all!
Sad how so many self-described critical thinkers bust the Dem's and liberals' chops then turn around and happily support a GOP that caters to the fears and hates of the biggest semi-literate goobers and sit back down and STFU while they wage 2 wars on behalf of Amuuricuh. Tea baggers are amusing.
Not gonna listen MK.ALL those hens are pathetic.
That aside...I vote to have these trials by MILITARY tribunal in GUANTANAMO.
cunt, cunt, cunt goes the chicken
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 1:34pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 1:27pm.
So do half the boobs I work with.
This.
In all seriousness, any idiot can get their masters. It just means you've been approved for loans that you'll be paying back til you're 40.
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Really? Because the GREs are pretty hard, from what I understand. Much harder than SATs.
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It all depends on what the level of acceptance is of the school though. Good schools have tough standards. Other schools not so much but even a good school MAY take other things into consideration if an applicant's score is slightly below their standards...or the applicant has connections...or the applicant's daddy money buys a new building for the school, etc...
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"Submitted by jackie on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 5:05pm.
hassleback makes good points every now and then but her voice ruins it. it gets real high-pitched and unbearable. lol@ joy telling her to calm down"
Hasslebeck gets her points from unreliable sources. I love how she's blaming Obama for getting shit done when the last President did nothing but sit on his ass all day.
I really wish she would open her mind to shit instead of bashing Obama because she's a Republican. He's doing more for this country than Bush did for the last eight years. And he's "continuing" what the Republicans initially wanted when they started the war in Iraq, which has branched out to Afghanistan thanks to wrong information provided to military services by the Bush Administration.
Look, there are plenty of people who lost loved ones, friends, etc. in the 9/11 attacks. No one wants this trial in any neighborhood, major and/or small city. For Hasslebeck to make it about her by saying, "You didn't lose someone in 9/11, I did," that's not only hurtful, but very fucking unclassy of her.
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hassleback makes good points every now and then but her voice ruins it. it gets real high-pitched and unbearable. lol@ joy telling her to calm down
Who watches these hens? All I hear is cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck.........
The WH has already said, through the press secretary and the attorney general, that KSM is going to be found guilty when he goes to civilian trial, and is going to be executed and meet his maker...whatever happened to "presumed innocent"? This statement makes a mockery of our legal system...a criminal defense lawyer would absolutely not tolerate this kind of pre-judging...if the outcome is already determined, this is nothing but a dog-and-pony show trial, which does NOTHING to promote our supposed superior justice system.
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Agreed. Eric Holder is a fucking moron.
Should've been a military tribunal.
Submitted by lifeislikecake on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:06pm.
This is one of the cuntiest women in America.
I watched the show a few weeks ago when they had Stanley Tucci on to promote The Lovely Bones. And this cunt asked him if his wife had seen the movie. BTW, she died last spring.
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DOH!!! Homer moment... wish I'd seen it! no, wait a minute - never mind...
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
Submitted by Mr_Lezo on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 3:32pm.
The aim of the 9/11 terrorists was to change the American way of life. Anytime we veer away from the things that previously made our nation a great nation (i.e. warrant-less wiretaps, suspension of habeas corpus, torture), the terrorists are successful. Like Salman Rushdie said on Bill Maher's show, "don't become your enemy."
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The WH has already said, through the press secretary and the attorney general, that KSM is going to be found guilty when he goes to civilian trial, and is going to be executed and meet his maker...whatever happened to "presumed innocent"? This statement makes a mockery of our legal system...a criminal defense lawyer would absolutely not tolerate this kind of pre-judging...if the outcome is already determined, this is nothing but a dog-and-pony show trial, which does NOTHING to promote our supposed superior justice system.
Her voice makes my ears bleed.
All I heard was wha wha wha.
"According to her, he is even more conservative than her. He threw away her cloth diapers (she was trying to be more earth-friendly) but he thinks it is against god's plan."
*throws monitor across room*
OIXI(&(&^*&^)_BHDSLIJF*&@&^#$OQ@_)Q)(@*(#%R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
This is proof that the terrorist have won the fucking war...
"Fuck me running..."
The aim of the 9/11 terrorists was to change the American way of life. Anytime we veer away from the things that previously made our nation a great nation (i.e. warrant-less wiretaps, suspension of habeas corpus, torture), the terrorists are successful. Like Salman Rushdie said on Bill Maher's show, "don't become your enemy."
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100% co-sign Albatross and also:
"According to her, he is even more conservative than her. He threw away her cloth diapers (she was trying to be more earth-friendly) but he thinks it is against god's plan."
Guess baby Jesus should have given mankind pampers much earlier in His plan. Cause they are fairly new, historically speaking. Why is she letting her husband tell her how to diaper her children anyway? Unless he's going to change all of the diapers he can fuck off.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
OK... the whole 15 seconds I watched was enough verification of why I DON'T watch these bitches. Ever.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
Submitted by Frybread on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 1:40pm.
Right - they call themselves "pro life," but they are also pro-war, pro-guns, and pro-death penalty. Once you're out of the womb, they just don't give a shit.
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Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:00pm.
Uh, yeah. 'Cause any time a woman criticises another woman, it's out of jealousy. *rolls eyes*
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I'd rather watch Jerry Springer if I wanted to see bitches going at each other's throats. At least the trash there is entertaining.
This View show is useless...and they should all take a class on TV journalism...you can't ever understand what they are saying because they are always yelling at each other and no real point or view is ever communicated. I find it very disrespectful to the audience and I can't understand what kind of people enjoys watching all this confusing jiberish...and why do they even have sponsors.
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Kelley!
God I hate these bitches!
A friend of mine watches this show religiously and it is my nightmare to go over to her house in the morning to have to site thru their bitching & whining...
They are so friggin' stupid (in their own unique way), especially Elizabeth....I hope one day Whoopi decides that on her last day on the show, she is gonna hire a hitman to take Elizabeth out...in front of a live studio audience..
is that wrong to dream about?
Wasn't Richard Reed the shoe bomb guy in Al-Qaeda? He was sentenced in Boston and is in prison in Colorado and Bush was president.
Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:00pm.
Joy Belar or what ever the frig her name is so insanely jealous of any good looking, skinny female celeb. She is so ridiculously obsessed w/ Sarah Palin I'm embarrassed for her. She brings her up all the time and tries to convince whoever she's interviewing that Palin is evil, bad, stupid, etc...like when she interviewed Bett Midler. Out of the blue she brought up Sarah Palin and Bett seemed confused like why are we talking about her all of a sudden. Joy Belhar tries to pretend she's a good person, liberal-minded, and smart but her motives are all driven from jealously and bitterness.
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This is one of the cuntiest women in America.
I watched the show a few weeks ago when they had Stanley Tucci on to promote The Lovely Bones. And this cunt asked him if his wife had seen the movie. BTW, she died last spring.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 1:55pm.
@fishsticks
I don't know much about it, but i just went to their site and it says "Are you majoring in any of the Sciences, Math, Computers or English Literature?"
So i don't think its needed for every subject. Im sure its a requirement for higher end schools. The people i know that have their masters got them from state schools.
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Oh, I see. Interesting, I just always assumed that anyone who has a masters had to take them. I hate those kinds of tests, dreadfully intimidating.
Everytime Hastlecrack opens her mouth, I wish someone would shove a huge dick in it.
When they said buy low and sell high they didn't mean pot.
Joy Belar or what ever the frig her name is so insanely jealous of any good looking, skinny female celeb. She is so ridiculously obsessed w/ Sarah Palin I'm embarrassed for her. She brings her up all the time and tries to convince whoever she's interviewing that Palin is evil, bad, stupid, etc...like when she interviewed Bett Midler. Out of the blue she brought up Sarah Palin and Bett seemed confused like why are we talking about her all of a sudden. Joy Belhar tries to pretend she's a good person, liberal-minded, and smart but her motives are all driven from jealously and bitterness.
@fishsticks
I don't know much about it, but i just went to their site and it says "Are you majoring in any of the Sciences, Math, Computers or English Literature?"
So i don't think its needed for every subject. Im sure its a requirement for higher end schools. The people i know that have their masters got them from state schools.
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 1:43pm.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 1:34pm.
GRE's aren't an across the board requirement, as far as i know.
Just about everyone i know has their masters for teaching purposes.
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Huh, I didn't know that. I thought everyone had to take GREs. Teachers don't have to take GREs?
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 1:34pm.
GRE's aren't an across the board requirement, as far as i know.
Just about everyone i know has their masters for teaching purposes.
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Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 1:36pm.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 1:07pm.
Cloth diapers are against God's plan? What the hell?
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So is being anti-war, according to right-wingers.
Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 1:36pm.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 1:07pm.
Cloth diapers are against God's plan? What the hell?
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Ok, I was exaggerating about god's plan (not tossing the diapers), but she said that before he agrees to put something in the recycle bin, he'll debate her about 'how' recyclable something is. He compares it to milk fat percentages: Is it 2% recyclable? 100% recyclable? And so on. Basically, unless she can somehow prove that something will be 100% recycled, he won't put it in the recycle bin.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 1:28pm.
Some of the most intelligent I have ever known do not possess a degree at all.
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true. any dumbass these days can get a college degree. not a true measure of intelligence.
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Even those who do have advanced degrees and are intelligent are not knowledgeable about everything or even many things. People with master's degrees and Ph.D.'s are just well-educated in one field of study. Some of the most ignorant people I've ever met have advanced degrees.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 1:30pm.
LOL Provy: I got my GTL
Do people think its a coincidence that the Situation drives a Range Rover??
GTL as a lifestyle philosophy can only lead to success!!!!
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 1:07pm.
Cloth diapers are against God's plan? What the hell?
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Submitted by tasty dish on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 1:31pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 1:28pm.
Some of the most intelligent I have ever known do not possess a degree at all.
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true. any dumbass these days can get a college degree. not a true measure of intelligence.
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Submitted by Big Bertha on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 1:32pm.
i hate hasselcunt with the strength of a thousands suns.
maybe she'll catch her husband fucking a tranny hooker, snorting coke and a fifth of Jack in some seedy motel room.
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Even then I'm sure she'd find a way to have the 'COURAGE' to stay with him and make it work. With the help of Jesus.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 1:27pm.
So do half the boobs I work with.
This.
In all seriousness, any idiot can get their masters. It just means you've been approved for loans that you'll be paying back til you're 40.
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Really? Because the GREs are pretty hard, from what I understand. Much harder than SATs.
even worse than the earlier debate is the fact that Ashton Kutcher is on now. Wonder what he'll have to say......*barfs*
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i hate hasselcunt with the strength of a thousands suns.
maybe she'll catch her husband fucking a tranny hooker, snorting coke and a fifth of Jack in some seedy motel room.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 1:28pm.
Some of the most intelligent I have ever known do not possess a degree at all.
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true. any dumbass these days can get a college degree. not a true measure of intelligence.