Have You Ever Wanted To See An Oompa Loompa Naked?
If you answered "yes" to that question then your name is probably Gene Wilder. Well Gene, whip out the Orange-Glo and lube your genitals up, because word on the internet is that a naked video of Jersey Shore's Snooki is up for sale.
Radar says that in addition to a video, there's also pictures of Snooki's tangerine titties and butterscotch pudding pot making the rounds. Snooki took the pictures and video herself, but she's not the one peddling them to the highest bidder (uh huh). Radar, who claims to have seen the pictures, says that one demure photo shows Snooki "in her bedroom, on her knees, with one hand on the ground and the other holding the rail of the bed frame. She is looking at the camera with her head tilted slightly." That sounds like some Alley Cat on a Hot Tin Roof shit.
Isn't this absolutely the shock of all shocks? Snooki is so refined and ladylike on the show. I mean, she puts her hand over her vagina before she queefs.
But seriously, even though we've never seen Snooks fully nekkid ass nekkid, I still feel like I've seen everything but her damn uterus. It's like if I got an e-mail with the subject: Kirstie Alley Sloshing. My dead-wrong imagination has already painted that horrific picture in my head, so there's no need for me to open it. I already know how it's going to make me feel (SPOILER ALERT: like this).
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What a freak show. Fug
Yep, every day, in every way, Andy Warhol's prophetic words resonate. This chick and the rest of the Jersey Shore line-up are comically plain, unremarkable, just baseline average schmuck around the way specimens. I mean they can't even give the illusion of sexy or hawt or glamour like a Britney with her army of handlers and autotuners back in the day. Seriously fascinating stuff.
Did Donald Duck Have a niece?
Hughie, Dewy, Louie and Snooki?
Submitted by sunny on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:16pm.
and the other set of pics shows Snooki doing "things" with pickles....
I think Gerkins Co was hurting really hurting and desperate to reach a younger demographic for their products...VOILA...Snooki arrives on the scene loving up a Gerkins like no one since Paris Hilton banged a Carls Jr. Burger!
Bada Bing Bada Goon.....the new Snooki Gerkin commercials were launched
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Oh no Snooki has a master plan to redefine jerkin’ the gherkin! *laughing*
Speakin of pickles
Best pickles are def from polish markets
Them polaks make amazing pickles! Nomnomnomnomnom
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She's just creatin' havoc...
I don't get how anyone could want to see this ugly, fake, classless, offspring of a of a whore and a crack addict naked. I'd rather poke my eyes out
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Talking about pickles earlier in this thread made me crave some so badly I just sent someone to the store to get me a jar of kosher dill midgets!
She is not attractive at all...in fact, everybody on that stupid show is not good looking at all...Am I right on that one? Jeez....
No one wants to see this tacky inbred naked. Mabye that Jon douche gosselin would?
Ehhhhh ... no thanks.
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When did Gary Coleman get a long weave?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 1:51pm.
MK, DON'T LISTEN TO RHODA!!
*ball gags rhoda and throws her in the janitor's closet*
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I do love being gagged, thanks Snooki!
Oh please that was totally coming
Who don't have naked pix on their phones?!?!?!?!
Hackers got millions of private pix on their sites and forums
I can bet you that even your pictures making rounds and you will never know
Power of internet yall
Oh and she gana be in Glo this weekend
Cannnot wait! I wanted to hit jersey party that Vinny was hosting but then I found out it was a teen night
So naww thanks... I already see enough 16 year olds in Pacha
Smh
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In modern times with the "Look at meee" Syndrome fueled by today's technology and networking/social sites, everybody and their fucking grandmas has either a sex tape or tacky half-naked pictures. Why should I give a shit if this piece of human waste has one?. Meh.
Besides, that chick has a fugly face AND a fugly body. It would be more exciting to see a manatee copulating than this sasquatch.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:19pm.
beakers bitch I heard that, I think just for the fights!
I can see why they'd want to bring in someone for more tension in the house, but how're ya gonna bring somebody back that as an almost grown up doesn't even know that you can't just not show up for work without a phone call. Then as the boss is firing her won't talk to him unless he comes into the bathroom with her. She missed the boat, they should just sail on without her.
Squiggles -- the problem, she's way too thick to squeeze into a size 3. When I was a size 4, I was almost emaciated looking, but I'm 5'7". But even when I was a size 4, I couldn't fit into junior's clothing; I was too curvy. I think this little bitch forgot to put a 1 in front of the 3. But then again, midget-sized people can wear smaller sizes because they are midgets.
Why aren't there more videos of her getting punched in the duck lips?
I'd also like to see The Delusion's hair be set on fire.
I like Claussen best, even their relish is delish.
But I will eat a cheap pickle (like a no-name hamburger slice) I am not proud.
I prefer kosher dill but am not above bread-n-butter or a midget sweet gherkin.
(sounds bad)
Hekki I bet your homemade pickles are wonderful.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:10pm.
Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Tue, 02/02/2010 2:15pm.
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I remember when I was a teenager I had stuff that was 3/4, or 5/6... but I haven't seen that in ages. You're prob right, maybe in the Little Orange One's case, it's a juniors thing.
I love how she just rolled onto the red carpet, totally self-styled in this grape ensemble with the non-matching brown Coach bag. Go Snooks!
SpiceDong -- I think that's more like it; she looks like she's 3 feet tall. I saw it when she jumped in the hot tub; I almost barfed.
Did anyone see Snooks making out with that girl in the hot tub? It was absolutely vomitous. Not because she was kissing another girl but because of the way she kisses; it's like she's chewing someone's face off. Yeck.
My favorite pickles are Sweet Baby Gherkins:
http://img.alibaba.com/photo/103971785/Canned_gherkins_pickled_cornichon...
Does that make you nervous, Jack?
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I make my own pickles and they are fucking awesome. It's the easiest thing in the world. I make bread and butter pickles, which take a lot more work, and half sours (either dill or garlic) which are ridiculously easy. I also make sauerkraut, which is again, very easy.
Snooki is invited to my apartment for a pickle party if she can teach my kids to backflip.
beakers bitch I heard that, I think just for the fights!
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Jill Pickles!! Luvs it!
I'm trying to think of other brands. Paramount?
My Momma's homemade bread and butter pickles is all that I have.
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and the other set of pics shows Snooki doing "things" with pickles....
I think Gerkins Co was hurting really hurting and desperate to reach a younger demographic for their products...VOILA...Snooki arrives on the scene loving up a Gerkins like no one since Paris Hilton banged a Carls Jr. Burger!
Bada Bing Bada Goon.....the new Snooki Gerkin commercials were launched
How bangin' is her body, really? Snooks couldn't give it away even among drunken, creepin' Guidos. Even in the dim light of a club or on a pitch black beach she struck out.
"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
Submitted by squiggles on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:07pm.
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I'm a size 5 so they are definitely still out there. I think the odd sizes in jeans are the "teen" sizes or something? I know I can't find them in the womens' section. I'm too big for a size 4 and too small for a size 6.
Now let's start the countdown for a Ronnie and Sammy's sex tape. They would not want to be outdone by the Snook.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 1:54pm.
I could show you guys my HS yearbook- there is at least 100 Jersey Shore would-be applicants right there.
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hahaha mine too!! back then they were called cugines and cuginettes, though.
maybe they meant she is 3 feet tall , not size 3.
besides we already saw what little she had to offer as soon as she jumped in that hot tub cess pool with her leopard print thong and not much else. Yuk!
Playgirl, don't get any ideas with any of the male douches on this show 'cause I do not want to see that either!
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Loozer my nickname since childhood has been Jill Pickles, I will see your Vlasic and raise you a Nathan's.
Oh, like we didn't see THIS coming.
"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
Squiggles -- yeah, I'm confused by the size 3 assertion, too. I think there may be a size 3 in the junior's department though; I vaguely remember sizes 5, 7 & 9, but I'm not sure. I was always too curvy to wear junior's sizes. When I shop in the misses department the sizes are 2, 4, 6 & so on. You got me.
She has the body of a wombat.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 1:59pm.
I just read on Perez that Snooki says she's a "size 3." Size 3 my ass. Size 10, yeah, that's more like it. She's stumpy AND dumpy.
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I'm confused not just by her assertion that she is tiny...last I checked there was no such thing as sizes 3, 5, 7, etc. (anymore)? Whaa?
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 1:56pm.
She doesn't even have good taste in pickles.
Those should be Claussen at the very least.
It's not a pickle unless it's a Vlasic Pickle....
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 1:51pm.
Jwoww's personality makes her even HOTTER!!
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"One Shot, One Shot!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0
she's as much a size 3 as Kim K is a size 2.
HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
sure, you fucking liarmouths. suuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
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I hate the duckface look too. On anyone, but particularly on this little slag.
A fist-pumping pickle in an Ed Hardy hat with duck lips.. NAKED (yet demure)?! Who wouldn't want to witness that at least once in their life??
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Ooooooohhhhh. The duck-lip thing BOILS my blood.
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I just read on Perez that Snooki says she's a "size 3." Size 3 my ass. Size 10, yeah, that's more like it. She's stumpy AND dumpy.
Are they really bringing Angelina back for season 2 even though she left after the first or second episode?
says that one demure photo shows Snooki "in her bedroom, on her knees, with one hand on the ground and the other holding the rail of the bed frame. She is looking at the camera with her head tilted slightly."
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Now THAT I gotta see!
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She doesn't even have good taste in pickles.
Those should be Claussen at the very least.
Little Rascal -- Snooki has a pickle fetish. There was a big thing on the show when she was sucking on pickles; it was pretty gross actually.
Parissucksliterally -- that's the perfect word to describe her body, "dumpy."