Katie Price Dumped Harvey To Go To Vegas With Roxanne
This is supposed to be Katie Price's week with Harvey Price and the other rugrats, but she dumped them on the nannies to fly to Vegas with her cross-dressing, hemorrhoid-faced boyfriend Alex Reid. ILLEGAL! May the bitch catch food poisoning from an all-you-can-eat buffet (might I suggest the Excalibur's buffet), because only an evil demoness with a soul as dark as John Mayer's penis would leave Harvey!
The Sun reports that when Peter Andre heard Katie left the kids behind, he immediately farted the dildo out of his butt and ran to pick them up! One of Peter's friends said, "It's absolutely outrageous the way she behaves with the kids sometimes. They are an afterthought."
And why is Katie in Las Vegas anyway? Well, some think that Katie and Alex will elope this weekend, because this is what she recently wrote in OK! Magazine: "This year I will marry Alex and I'm going to have his kids."
I'm sure Alex will make a precious bride, but Katie really is made of pure hate if she's going to throw a wedding without Harvey there to officiate the ceremony and serenade her with a chorus of "Fuck Offs" as she walks down the aisle. A new low.
Here's the devil incarnate arriving at Vegas' McCarran Airport with Alex Reid. Ugh. Alex always looks like he's trying to give birth to a basketball-sized shit.
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Katie looks beaufiul ha ? :)
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why does she look like a man in that one photo?
Peter is more of a mother to those kids than Katie is. I'm surprised Peter doesn't try to get full custody.
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I hate to admit it, but I find Alex Reid SO DAMN SEXY! It's great how comfortable he is with his masculinity.
Sandra Bullock said it best, "Being a mother is not about breeding, it is about caring."
I put Katie in the same category as Sh*tney, and the Lucite Queen!!!
Great. Isn't there some way to tie this woman's tubes off so she can't procreate anymore? She doesn't even pay attention to the kids she already has...why add more to it? Stupid bitch.
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NOOOO, a woman who parties 24/7, dresses like a whore and invests so much time and money into how she looks behaves as if her children are an afterthought? no shit.
so they wed.. hm.. wonder if there is another barbie wedding following so they can cash in. if not i would be quite surprised.
BBC is reporting that they did get hitched!http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8494848.stm
WHO CARES ABOUT HER. SHE'S NOBODY. WHY R ONLY ZLISTERS BEING REPORTED ON. WHAT ABOUT ALL THE OTHER 3 TRILLION FAMOUS PEOPLE IN FRONT OF HER.
This woman won't be happy until she births the homeliest child on earth. It's like she's trying for a Guinness record.
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Damn, Alex is a hot piece, doody bubble pushing grimace notwithstanding. I like imagining he's trying to push out my junk.
But what's up with his joints? It looks like he has bunions on his hands. Does he have some serious sort of arthritis, or did he just break his hands a lot? Can that be caused by steroids?
There you go--another picture perfect straight marriage and procreation. The ideal union according to the right wing.
Submitted by La Angel on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 5:52pm.
wow, maybe i missed it when it was a newspiece, but she's had a nose job, right?
check out 'back then' in the days of 'JORDAN':
http://www.theocelot.co.uk/modules/news/images/storys/0903105953-Jordan....
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I am sure she's had much work done to her face but that could be wide pregnancy nose...
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Bitch, take care of the ones you've got before you have more!!
Yuk. Katie is the reigning queen of cunts.
I bet the nannies are way better parents than Pete or Kate...
This bitch needs to have her kids taken away. Give them to Peter!
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According to News of the World, she was gonna dump his ass until he became popular on the show, and then she decided to marry him for more publicity.
"The Sun reports that when Peter Andre heard Katie left the kids behind, he immediately farted the dildo out of his butt and ran to pick them up!"
And that's why I wanna give the man a hug. He may be a bit of a whiner, but his heart is obviously in the right place and he obviously loves those kids to bits including Harvey (who isn't even biologically his).
Hahahahahaha @ this post; Team Valtrex gave two thumbs up when rating the Excalibur's buffet.... he highly recommends it. Hahahahahaahahaha
I need professional help... I really like her hat, scarf & leather jacket.
WTF is wrong with meeeeeeeeeee?
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snowie! yes, people have posted the whole season on youtube. search "celebrity big brother uk 2010 launch night" so you can watch from the beginning. I became totally addicted to it the last few weeks.
oh, btw, Alex is a sweetie pie:)
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wow, maybe i missed it when it was a newspiece, but she's had a nose job, right?
check out 'back then' in the days of 'JORDAN':
http://www.theocelot.co.uk/modules/news/images/storys/0903105953-Jordan....
when Peter Andre heard Katie left the kids behind, he immediately farted the dildo out of his butt and ran to pick them up!
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Of course he did. I heart Peter.
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
Can we watch the Shitish Celeb B B over here?
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Somebody free those poor kids already. :(
Gawd she's a skanky bitch!!!
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Submitted by KillBilly on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 5:02pm.
I know it's just me but I think Alex Reid is HAWT!!!
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Not alone. He's cute when he speaks too. He seems nice...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_f7oXDsK6A
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OK, I know a little too much about this after hanging out with my bong and the computer last night but after he won Celebrity Big Brother she did a 180 from her "I'm a Celebrity..." on-air breakup with him. After he won CBB, she was like "he is the love of my life".
Apparently, the public really liked him. He got into some interesting conversations about Christianity with Stephen Baldwin that made the Brits laugh. Now, she wants to ride the wave of publicity to make 2 million (in pounds) off of it. Marriage and kids it is!
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Worthless ugly whore, the most despicable person from this country.
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There's your "Mum of the Year" Limeys!
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Katie and Shauna Sand should co-author a parenting book.
"Bottles and G-Strings: A Complete Shank's Guide to Balancing Parenting and Ho' Stuff."
"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
I hope they did go to Excalibur. Here is one of the reviews of the buffet:
Eat here if you want to die and go to someplace other than heaven. After trying this place twice, I told my husband that third time is the charm...if we go back we will get divorced.
I know it's just me but I think Alex Reid is HAWT!!!
That right there is the face of a man with hemorrhoids. Look at his expression!
she's such a great Mom. wow, her kids are so lucky.
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