Betty White Wants To Be The Last Golden Girl Standing

It's a good thing that Betty White will outlive us all, because when you're on your deathbed your last wish will be to get a "Die Soon" card from her like the one she gave to Rue McClanahan.

As you know from looking at the prayer circle of cheesecakes in your living room, Rue suffered a stroke recently. One of Rue's friends tell Lady Bunny that Betty White sent her a touching card that read: "Dear Rue, I hope you will hurry up and die so that I can be the last Golden Girl left." Rue was "tickled" by this. And then she sharpened her shank.

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Submitted by hollywoodgossip on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 6:30am.

they're looks lovely

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Submitted by walkabout on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 7:36pm.

It was reported she really gave Bea Arthur a rough time, even telling her how to act her part.

Compressed lips; zombie look; like there's nothing there!
Where's her inner Rose Nyland?

Submitted by elmo533 on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 11:32am.

How cute! I picture her saying it while giving Rue the stare like the one in that picture.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 10:34am.

This is the only place I can express my love of GG! LOL

If she sent that, I'm adopting her ass as my grandmother. Mine were not in my life so I grew up without one. I'll take Ms. White!

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 10:33am.

That is hysterical. Betty White is the funniest bitch alive. How can anyone think she was serious considering how old and close friends they are? Dickwads. I hate people with no sense of humor. Hate em.

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 9:48am.

It takes real maturity (old age) and wisdom to see the humor in remarks like that. Especially between old friends. I love black humor.

If you can't laugh at movies like "Grumpy Old Men", you haven't learned anything yet.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 4:42am.

I love Betty Whıte and she WILL be the last GG standing!

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 3:58am.

Now that's a sense of humour! Some people just don't get that humour can be a survival tool. At my grandmother's funeral my sister and I - who were probably by far the most affected by her death - witnessed a scene that would have made my granny pee her pants laughing. As a result, we had a laughing frenzy that lasted several minutes. Some of the other mourners, unaware that bereavement and joy can go hand in hand, looked at us with shock and horror.

Submitted by MissChris on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 2:14am.

Team Blanche! woot!

Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:57pm.

If this is true, I want Betty White to be my best friend.

NOW.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:36pm.

So I guess the idiot flapping her mouth has never heard of sarcasm?

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Submitted by speakit on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 10:26pm.

i don't know, maybe betty meant it cuz she sure is givin' rue the stink eye in that pic.

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 10:07pm.

I wanna grow old like these two hot broads <3

Submitted by megank on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 9:22pm.

I love the Golden Girls!!

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 9:13pm.

Betty White sent her a touching card that read:
Dear Rue, I hope you will hurry up and die so that I can be the last Golden Girl left."
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IF Betty sent Rue a card with that sentiment, I'm sure it would have been much funnier...Betty's jokes are always well written and timed perfectly.

Submitted by Pimpcessa on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 9:12pm.

Haha, gotta go and watch my 50 dvr'd episodes of the GIRLS.....Surely you think I'm joking.....but I'm not! Ciao!

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Submitted by silvarga on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 8:41pm.

Dang, Isn't she giving her the shank eye in that pic?

Submitted by Passionate on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 8:18pm.

OK, more LOL! My girls and I joke like this as well about aging, it's inevitable like death.

Love the Golden Girls!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 7:59pm.

what else would you expect from Sue Ann Niven? :)

LOOOOOOOOVE Betty- she is freakin awesome.

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Submitted by Bree on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 7:54pm.

I love the humor. It takes away the fear...I hope somebody jokes with me when I'm at that point in my life. If you've known someone that long, you know how you can/can't joke with them. I'm sure Rue genuinely got a kick out of it.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 7:53pm.

i now have an overwhelming urge to buy my mother a cheesecake... and give her half of it... mmmm, cheesecake

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 7:45pm.

My late Grandma had a mean sense of humor like that. You would tell her, such and such passed away, and she would say:" bout time, the bitch was old enough", although she was a good 20 years older than them..lol Lived to be 95, bless her heart!

Submitted by RichBitch on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 7:30pm.

Betty White: Hot Bitch For Life!

Submitted by MissChris on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 7:43pm.

Submitted by MissChris on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 7:29pm.

How insensitive. I don't buy Betty's "cute" act at all. Get better soon, Rue, so you can slap this bitch!

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Submitted by HoityToity on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 7:09pm.

Rue, we all love ya and we are sending you our positive energy so you can get well soon.

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 7:03pm.

I love me some Betty! That's friggin' hilarious. Glad Rue can have some humor about it all.

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Submitted by azgirl on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 6:36pm.

I want Betty to be my Grandma. Seriously though, a "hurry up and die" card is hilarious. When you are old and know you only have a few more years left, you got to have a humor about it.

Submitted by Auntie Mame on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 6:33pm.

Both Rue and Betty are not ready to go into the light. They are both too fiesty. Heaven don't want them and Hell is afraid they will get them.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 6:28pm.

I'm Team Blanche. She was my fave character on GG. I liked Betty more when she was on Mary Tyler Moore show.

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Submitted by bitch please. on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 6:27pm.

So cute!

So much better than one of those pity cards that people give others. A card like that would have made me LOL.

Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 6:15pm.

I so want Betty White to be my BFF.

Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 6:11pm.

I bet Rue got a kick out of it; Betty White has been a hilarious bitch like that since before the Mary Tyler Moore Show. Team Betty and Team Rue 4 ever!

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Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 6:07pm.

hopefully that card will serve the intended purpose of getting Blanche to fight and recover soon to show Rose that Blanche won't be outdone by a naive Saint Olaf girl.

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Submitted by double booked tart on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 6:06pm.

Betty was encouraging her. That kind of card would make me want to get better so I could slap a bitch.

Evil people send a basket of muffins. And make sure it's placed far away from the bed.

Submitted by LawDog on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 6:05pm.

Classic! This is something I would expect to get from one of my friends, too.

Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)

Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 6:05pm.

The Golden Girls rule! My favorite was always Dorothy - she had the best comebacks - but I loved all of them.

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Submitted by Rhoda on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 6:03pm.

I love these ladies. I own all the seasons of the golden girls on DVD and I cannot thank them enough for all the joy they've brought me. <3 get better soon Rue I want both of you to live forever!

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 6:02pm.

Love these broads. Betty White has a sharp wit- it's hard to believe she's almost 90.

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Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 5:59pm.

I just love the GGs! Rue's character Blanche reminded me of my Aunt Jean (not that my aunt was a slut). They were hysterical.

Submitted by BEAT on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 5:58pm.

hahahhahaha

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Submitted by Snarf on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 5:54pm.

Did she send her one of those "Die! Bitch! Die!" birthday cards as well?

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Submitted by Jayess on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 5:49pm.

Oh chill, They know and dig each other, I want that sense of humor when I'm her age!

Submitted by force noir on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 5:49pm.

Lord, i love these ladies. Hope Rue makes it to her tribute here so
i can ask for guidance and a job!

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Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 5:48pm.

McClanahananan's profile scares me.

It's like a concave half-moon thing she's got goin' on.

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