Tuesday, February 2nd 2010

Dr. Conrad Murray Will Be Charged With Manslaughter

Conrad Murray, the doctor with the common sense of a bitch on I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant, will be charged with involuntary manslaughter for his involvement in the death of Michael Jackson. Sources (aka Detective La Toya's intuition) tell ABC News that Connie will be indicted through a criminal complaint as early as this week. The sources added that when he is charged, Connie will surrender himself to the police.

Connie has been the focus of a long investigation into the death of MJ. Connie admitted that he kept feeding MJ all sorts of painkillers and anesthetics right before he died. But Connie continues to believe that he did nothing wrong. His lawyers told ABC, "We continue to maintain that Dr. Murray neither prescribed nor administered anything that should have killed Michael Jackson."

If convicted, Connie could get two to four years in the chokey.

You know Detective La Toya is at a Cache right now picking out her outfits if this goes to trial. La Toya wants to look her murder trial best when she throws Connie a "told you I'd catch you" look.

But really, there's no need for La Toya to waste her precious time looking for court outfits, because this amazing ensemble below is the only one she needs:


And I also hope La Toya performs this beautiful song every single day during lunch break in front of the courthouse.

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LisaRose's picture

Don't throw him in jail, take away his license.

Meeshie's picture

Heidi Montag even makes LaToilet sound like Streisand.

McBrewster's picture

It's so wonderful to see more and more people accepting the Universal Love of LaToya into their hearts!

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That's a just punishment. MJ was on legal drugs & knew that he could die from an overdose.

Ih8schmegma's picture

The saddest part of all this is that this guy will walk away with nothing more than a proverbial slap on the wrist.
The fact that he is being charged with manslaugher does nothing to rectify what he did once he realized he had killed the King of Pop. He dicked around for two hours covering up his shit before calling the Parameds. Michale was long gone by the time they arrived.
What he did after Michael died was the true crime here. Michael asked for these meds and Dr. Murray was happy to oblige. So I hope the bastard burns in hell because there will be no justice served on this earhtly plain.
Also, I can't effin believe how much Paris looks like her mom and how much Prince Michael looks like his dad. Dr. Arnie Kline is most definitely PMs dada. Poor kids. It's too bad Michael didn't love himself enough to progenerate using his own seed. All that talent lost to the world forever, that in itself is a crime.

Deb's picture

Ironic that MJ and Dr. Murray were brought together because neither man was able to live according to his means.
Everybody knows how Jackson poured through money, and was in bad financial shape when he agreed to do those concerts.
Conrad was broke from his overspending, which is why he agreed to the $100,000 a month gig with MJ.
It was all preventable.

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Miss Thang's picture

Hey Murray, you shoulda learned how to do CPR correctly before calling yourself a cardiologist. Also, learning the proper dosages for medicine you inject into your patients would be helpful. Now you want them to exhume the body and do a FOURTH autopsy on MJ? Wow, you cunt, rot in hell.

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Miss Thang's picture

Hey Murray, you shoulda learned how to do CPR correctly before calling yourself a cardiologist. Also, learning the proper dosages for medicine you inject into your patients would be helpful. Now you want them to exhume the body and do a FOURTH autopsy on MJ? Wow, you cunt, rot in hell.

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gossipbloke's picture

that's not latoya.
that's yoko ono.

La Toya is the Phoebe Price of the Jackson family.

snoopydooper's picture

Dayum! She should try channeling that milli vanilli guy...

chinlee3's picture

Wow, LaToya really, really sucks. And for Michael, he was just too weird to make it. Or, maybe he was just livin' the Morrison.

MickeyHolland's picture

There was no saving MJ. He was on a downward spriral from his mid twenties on. If Conrad had refused him his "pain medication' he would have gone elsewhere. Sure enough this guy should never practice medicine again. Charging him with manslaughter seems a far stretch, though.

Centaurious's picture

I never thought this would happen, but I'm glad that it did.

I certainly don't think the doctor wanted to kill MJ, but MJ showed him the money and his Hippocratic Oath went out the window.

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Miss Thang's picture

I honestly believe MJ never thought he'd die. I was watching that Martin Bashir interview and there's a part where MJ says he's going to buy a replica of King Tut's tomb (only God knows why) and Bashir asks him if he wants to be buried in a similar fashion. He said "No, I don't want to be buried. I'd like to live forever."

So much for that.

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Detective_LaToya's picture

Absolutely correct, Madam S. If it hadn't happened to Connie it would have been another doctor at another time. Connie just happened to be the star struck greedy one of the moment who was willing to toss his Hippocratic Oath out the window to bask in the inner circle of celebrity. It's not like he introduced MJ to the drugs, particularly the propofol. MJ was extremely experienced with their use and specifically looking for an MD who was willing to administer them when he brought on Connie. He would have searched until he found a physician who would do what he wanted them to do.

At best, Connie was incompetent and reckless with the administration of the meds and is guilty of malpractice. And I do think he needs to do some time for complying with MJ's insane demands if only to be held as an example. But IMHO, ultimately MJ's death was his own doing. He deliberately chose to indulge in behaviors he'd been warned were life threatening. Like many who have great amounts of wealth, power and fame, he thought he was immune to those consequences.

angel_i's picture

Ummm...MJ had a whole bunch of doctors. Where are the rest of them?

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Manimal5's picture

Sorry Conrad but sometimes shit just happens, however it was YOUR responsibility to see that MJ didn't croak. OOPS!!!

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 8:51pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 8:46pm.

for the love of all that's wild kingdom, will you please floss out the tourist... er... dinner leavins from you teeth!... we're talkin' national exposure here!... *hands Tiger a toothbrush and floss*... now WHERE'S my 10%?!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 8:46pm.

for the love of all that's wild kingdom, will you please floss out the tourist... er... dinner leavins from you teeth!... we're talkin' national exposure here!... *hands Tiger a toothbrush and floss*... now WHERE'S my 10%?!

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 8:35pm.
why do i think this guy is going to end up with a talk show?
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That HWAT tiger who Royed a bitch...*combing tiger hair...* What? What? That wasn't me...*checking potentially good tiger face angles in mirror*...
Howard K. Stern
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This talk show will be HUGE, I'm talking Oprah huge....

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Short-n-Curlies's picture

Wow. LaToya ain't no Jackson. She's a tone-deaf Asian.

This was a case of malpractice..This doctor is sorry, and should do more than 4 years. If he is qualified at all ( did he actually go to med school ? ), he would have known to constantly monitor MJ under anesthesia. He is probably lying anyway, since no one else was there but him. You don't go out of the room and let the person alone without any medical supervision. My cat could have done a better job than this guy.

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why do i think this guy is going to end up with a talk show?

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Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 7:45pm.
He's mainly stupid for being so pathetically star-struck that he was willing to be the person hanging around MJ and doing whatever he wished. If it wasn't Conrad, it was going to be someone else, and it was someone else before him. But integrity would have gone a long way for this guy.
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Wow, madam s. you nailed it! Eloquent and concise, especially: "If it wasn't Conrad, it was going to be someone else". Money, celebrity, and power go a long way to corrupting people who can supply drugs to the rich and famous, thereby perpetuating a symbiotic relationship. Everyone gets what they want until someone dies.

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I knew LaToya was a terrible singer. I didn't know she was this bad though. Who would assemble an orchestra, background singers, a sound system, etc., for this?

WinnieT's picture

Um....I think the real crime here is La Toya's singing.

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Tigerlilly's picture

Ho is lucky he won't be charged with 2nd degree murder. The sheer amount of negligence and care for human life given his medical knowledge warrents it. At the least he should be charged with Manslaughter.
Anywho, all those comparing MJ to ANS? Naw...there is no evidence that ANS was ADMINISTERED a lethal amount of anything. In other words, those that PROCURED the drugs for her ostensibly did not adminster them. Also, even if they did, only one had an actual MD. Also, ANS could have administered any one of the drugs that killed her to herself. It would have been very difficult for MJ to do that with Propronol (or whatever it's called). Not only that the doc admits to ADMINISTERING the drug not just handing it over. HIS ACTIONS killed MJ. Did he mean to do it? No. Was his inexcusable negligence given his medical background nearly on par with that? I think yes.

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Mabel Hodges's picture

Oh, Jeebus that was dreadfuly bad!

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Opsat1's picture

That song was horrible. The whole performance was horrible.

you know, normally i live for dlisted, but some women actually don't know they are pregnant. what makes them stupid bitches is agreeing to be on that show.

madam s.'s picture

He's mainly stupid for being so pathetically star-struck that he was willing to be the person hanging around MJ and doing whatever he wished. If it wasn't Conrad, it was going to be someone else, and it was someone else before him. But integrity would have gone a long way for this guy.

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Submitted by LA on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 7:11pm.
Michael Jackson was a drug addict who overdosed just like a million before him and a million to come. He was talented, of course, but I don't get why we are sanctifying him or relieving him of the responsibility he bears in his own death.

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gucci's picture

I hope while he's in prison he gets sexed up as much as possible by the biggest baddest meanest prisoners on the block.

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Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Can't watch that video, but I am glad he will be charged.

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That LaToya performance.

Oh. My. Fuck.

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Submitted by Soultonic on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 7:13pm.

Detective LaToya not only is the Inspector Gadget and Playmate of the Jackson family but also the next Simon Cowell. Who knows what other hidden talents she has. Rumor has it her vagina is a soprano.

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She is also a snake charmer
Pics prove it lol

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sexymixer81's picture

@LA-Ummmmmmm Dr. Murray was ON THE PHONE when he should have been monitoring his patient's vital signs. If he had been watching him, he would have noticed when his patient stopped breathing and started to twitch! ALSO, he was not even licensed to administer the drug he was administering. So take Michael out of it....a patient is a patient.

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@LA RE: Michael Jackson was a drug addict who overdosed just like a million before him and a million to come. He was talented, of course, but I don't get why we are sanctifying him or relieving him of the responsibility he bears in his own death.

Strip the doctor of his license and sue him civilly for malpractice, perhaps, but criminal manslaughter? I don't fucking think so.

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Soultonic's picture

Detective LaToya not only is the Inspector Gadget and Playmate of the Jackson family but also the next Simon Cowell. Who knows what other hidden talents she has. Rumor has it her vagina is a soprano.

LA's picture

Michael Jackson was a drug addict who overdosed just like a million before him and a million to come. He was talented, of course, but I don't get why we are sanctifying him or relieving him of the responsibility he bears in his own death.

Strip the doctor of his license and sue him civilly for malpractice, perhaps, but criminal manslaughter? I don't fucking think so.

xerquina's picture

did he have a preexisting condition?

allibaba's picture

About time...I can't wait to see this POS in handcuffs.

Instead of jail time the guy deserve a fucking medal.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Regardless of the fact that Dr. Murray was doing what MJ wanted him to do, he still has committed a crime. He provided anesthesia which should only be used inside a hospital by registered a anesthesiologist and with the patient on constant monitoring. NOT WHILE YOU GO TAKE A NAP. This is the true meaning of the word MALPRACTICE.

He should have been in jail long ago, stripped of his medical license.

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Miss Thang's picture

OMG, that Latoya vid is PRICELESS. I got second hand embarrassment :(

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mike's picture

"I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" has to be one of the funniest shows on tv.

lunamor's picture

LaToya's performance of that song is a crime.

Sassyfras's picture

What a bunch of BS. MJ was a grown ass man who was warned over an over about the medications, yet he insisted.

Miss Thang's picture

Sure, he's the scapegoat. It's like he's the last one with the hot potato. The last one who gave MJ a little too much that killed him. Whatever. Next time, don't leave your patient ALONE after you give anesthsia, then DO CPR ON THE FUCKING BED, ASSWIPE. You should never be allowed to practice medicine again. Doesn't make any fucking sense.

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